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For some reason this show reminds of you /jp/. Many /jp/ users are denial to reality and say like want imaginary waifu instead real women. I know that most of you want real woman instead imaginary wife. I think most of you need help for psychological problem. I hope you all can find a way for live happy live and have real woman that understands your emotion. Good luck :)

>> No.7585986

Shut up you chinese immigrant.

>> No.7585995

Think you OP. If only such a dream was possible.

>> No.7586001

>>7585995
*thank

>> No.7586008

Op confirmed for analpained faggit.

>> No.7586010

Fresh off the summer truck.

>> No.7586014

Counter-sage

>> No.7586019

>>7586014
colon crucified f/a/ggot detected
go back >>>/a/

>> No.7586022
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7586022

>I hope you all can find a way for live happy live and have real woman that understands your emotion
if it was that easy
hee hee hee

>> No.7586028

I like summer.

>> No.7586034

You know, I browse both /a/ and /jp/, but in all honesty the former has gotten unbearable. Well, maybe it's been that way for a while and I just didn't want to see it. I'm done with that shithole. I'm going to have to get used to 3 posts/minute.

>> No.7586036

>>7586022
I know right? Bitches and whores. I hate stupid bitches as much as any other gay.

>> No.7586042

>>7586034
If you are just now noticing that /a/ is a shithole, you are a lost cause.

>> No.7586043

>>7586036
Femanon detected, get the fuck out.

>> No.7586047
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7586047

OP confirmed for truth. Seriously, go see a therapist, guys. You have to break out of that lifestyle of yours; if you want to make life better for yourself, you have to take the first step.

or just kill yourself

>> No.7586056

>>7586036
>>7586047
samefag
GO BACK

>> No.7586062

>>7586056
NO U

>> No.7586064

The reason why azns are less ashamed of their waifu collections than in the west is because parents like it when their son shows an interest in girls-having a son with 200 pictures of hatsune miku his bedroom, to the parents, just means he's got women on his mind and will likely end up producing grandchildren once his life reaches that point lol where he starts socializing with women openly and dating.

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>>7586064
Oh, Suigin, I didn't know you were a Hatsune Miku fan. I bet you suck your dad's dick so that he doesn't kick your ass out of the house.

>> No.7586112

>>7586086
>>7586091

Have you ever considered that your "defense" makes you look weird and somewhat creepy to other people, not to mention sexist as hell? You really can get better if you just try your hardest, but you have to stop rationalizing away your faults.

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>>7586112
>sexist

>>>/adv/
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/

>> No.7586123

>>7586120
lol

>> No.7586126

Or, you know, you could just fap to shit and not ever worry about trying to either fuck some STD laden whore or build a meaningful relationship with something which doesn't exist.

The very height of taking it easy.

>> No.7586129

>>7586086
>>7586091
This is wrong and skewed on so many levels it's hilarious.
Also, whoever wrote it apparently was never in love with anyone.
I can only hope it was intended only to troll people, and isn't something that person really believes.
I do have a waifu myself, before anyone asks.

>> No.7586137

You know, large animals usually have larger brains. Why aren't they smarter than us, then? Are their brains less efficient, is more of the brain capacity used due to the larger body mass, or is it something else? Because I don't know about you guys, but I see such potential in blue whales.

>> No.7586141

>>7586129
I have a waifu too. This 3 dimensional disgusting P-I-G-S can't even compare to the pureness of the 2D waifu.

>> No.7586139

>>7586120
A silly image macro and some links won't absolve you for having shitty views on women. Their being sexist as well doesn't suddenly not make you an asshole, either.

>>7586126
Is this actually what you think about women in real life? You need to get out more and actually meet people.

>> No.7586143

>>7586112

>informing other people about your waifu

Why would you do that? Other people want to hear about your waifu as much as you want to hear about their spouse.

>> No.7586147

>>7586139
WHITE KNIGHT BATTALION, ASSEMBLE!

>> No.7586149

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

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7586148

Dude, some random worthless femanon from /b/ considers having a waifu to be a fault. Guess I better change my ways. It'll make the rest of my life really shitty, but at least this whore won't look down on me.

>> No.7586154

>>7586147
I'm more concerned about how retarded he is. I mean, "sexist"? Really?

>> No.7586156

>>7586149
Hahaha, so cute.

>> No.7586161

>>7586139
>You need to get out more and actually meet people.
You need to fuck off out of /jp/. No one asked for your social therapy.

>> No.7586160

>>7586139

No I was just make gross generalisations. I know women can be tolerable but I just have no desire to ever be with one. Emotionally I'm perfectly stable on my own and I have no desire for sex since I can fap, so I see no real reason why I would ever need a real woman (or for that matter, a waifu). Also the impending fear of marriage, subsequent divorce and loss of half my estate constantly haunt me so to avoid this problem I'm just not getting married, and the easiest way to do this is to know no women.

There may be an arranged marriage in the future which could be a problem, but that hopefully isn't for a long time now.

>> No.7586164

>>7586149
I'm a guy; why would you assume that I was a girl just because I don't objectify them as you do? Anyway, I have to go. You're a bunch of hopeless cases, so I'll just leave you to spending your days leeching off your parents while jerking it to drawings while calling it "romantic love," as if you know the meaning of the word.

Seriously, you people are shits.

>> No.7586172

>>7586164
I've been seeing more of these self-righteous assholes on /jp/ lately. I wonder why?

>> No.7586177

>>7586164
It's cartoons okay?

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>>7586164
Later, bro. Enjoy your sorry excuse for a life.

>> No.7586182

>>7586164
>hopeless cases.
Nice projection there kid.

The day you get a steady income of $400+/day for doing nothing, that would be the day you can tell me what to do with my life.

Nobody cares about your personal opinions, specially on the internet. Keep them for yourself next time.

>> No.7586181

>>7586156
>>7586164
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /b/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

>> No.7586186

>>7586181
Well, fuck you too.

>> No.7586196

>>7586182
~12K a month? Holy hell!

>> No.7586200

>>7586164
Why the fuck were you here in the first place? Classic performance anyway; come here to show off/"set us straight," get buttmangled, project and leave.

>> No.7586208

>>7586196
Isn't that much really, I'm sure BOOF and other anons make more, hell we even have an anon that works in a laboratory.
What about these Dollfiles guys, the price of those doll is ridiculous.

>> No.7586209

>>7586181
You're always supersillious, suigining~

There's no way I could read something you post seriously.

>> No.7586236

>>7586209
It's copypasta you fucking queer.

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7586252

I can see that /jp/ really loves each other.

>> No.7586276

I'm in tears at what my dear /jp/ has become.

>> No.7586302

>>7586236
Why are you so anally impinged?

>> No.7586305

People is still responding to this copypasta? I'm kinda dissapointed /jp/

I guess summer is unstoppable.

>> No.7586353

>>7586302
I am not anally impinged and your mom sends regards.

>> No.7586365

>>7586353
>I am not anally impinged

Denial is not an abrogation of truth, and your witless follow-up confirms that truth.

>> No.7586377

>>7586365
Don't sage.

>> No.7586390

>>7586377
Go back to /a/.

>> No.7586398

>>7586377

Fuck off, retard.

>> No.7586408

>>7586377
Incoming sage copypasta.

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