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Dakimakura thread!

I recently bought about five different dakimakuras. They're all pretty sexy.
Thing is, I'm not quite sure how to... take advantage of that.
I guess my question is, how does one typically simulate intercourse with a dakimakura?
Do you hump it?
Fap while holding it / laying with it / sitting on it?
Install an onahole? If so, how?

>> No.7581269

You hug pillows

>> No.7581271

so lewd. whats wrong with cuddling?

>> No.7581272

How dare you defile its beauty. They are for snuggling only.

>> No.7581273

You don't get it.

>> No.7581279

OP here.

I get that they're pure and beautiful and all that jazz.
But... they're nearly /all/ in sex positions on the non-innocent side.
I dunno about you guys, but I usually don't cuddle with girls when they're naked and in the missionary / doggy style position. Surely there's a purpose for that?

>> No.7581287

Cut a hole and tape an onahole in it, or just fap to it plain if you want to keep it intact. Durr.

>> No.7581288

>>7581279
Maybe you should stop bringing sluts into your bed.

>> No.7581283

Don't listen to those haters OP; there are many different ways you can show love to your dakimakura/waifu.

I suggest dimming the lights, throwing a couple of scented candles around, and playing some relaxing music (bonus points if it is from her source material.) When actually doing the deed, make sure you are completely gentle, and whisper in her ear that you love her. This is very important, as she'll need reassurance that you are not just using her to get off.

As for positions, just do whatever you two are comfortable with. I like missionary myself. I hope I have helped you on your quest to close the boundary between your heart and hers, OP!

>> No.7581284

They're for hugging and keeping the loneliness at bay.

Not fucking.

>> No.7581291

>>7581279
thats not a sex position, she's simply airing her stuff out

>> No.7581295

>I recently bought about five different dakimakuras.
Then here are some ideas from a previous thread about sleeping with multiple dakimakura in the most effective manner.

1. Glue their ends to each other until you get a man-sized sphere. Sleep inside the dakimakura ball.
2. Sew them all together ass to mouth and make a waifu centipillow.
3. Tie four of them to your arms and legs and one in front, become Voltron and fight evil.
4. Buy more dakimakura, cut and sew their head and arm sections until you have a 20 meter long, 50-headed, 100-armed Hekatonkheir waifu.

>> No.7581293

>>7581283

Okay. I guess that helps. Thank you.

>>7581288

Maybe.

>>7581287

Right, but like... how would I get an onahole to stay in? I just don't get the geometry of the taping I guess.

>> No.7581300

>>7581295

That's. Absolutely genius. :'D
Unfortunately my objective is simply to engage in intercourse with them one at a time.

>> No.7581303

>>7581293
You can just hold the bloody onahole in place if you're too stupid to figure out how tape works.

>> No.7581323
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>> No.7581330

>>7581303

I guess I just don't see how a cylinder can be securely attached to a hole. Wouldn't the fabric hole get bigger with enough usage though, too?

>> No.7581343

>>7581323

That is an excellent solution.
Thank you very much.

>> No.7581404

>>7581323
SUGEE

>> No.7581412

>>7581404

MAJI SUGEEE

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>>7581323

>> No.7581727

>>7581705
Why you do this?
This is my waifu and you just abuse her this way.
I hope she hates you now and someday she will pay you this back.

>> No.7581733

>>7581283
let's say, hypothetically, you piss off your dakimakura by being too rough on her. What happens, and what are you to do as her owner?

>> No.7581754

>>7581705
What's her name? She's cute.

>> No.7581964

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>> No.7581981

>>7581727
Don't worry, Anon. She does hate him.
This kind of defilement is the worst thing one can do with a dakimakura. They are meant to be pure representations of your waifu, to be hugged and cuddled with.

The OP is a sick bastard who is impure, and a whore for having five of them.

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7582217

Don't get a daki for fucking... get a love body, that's what they make them for...

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