/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>lucid dreaming
>I'm in my house
>feel like peeing
>go to toilet
>pee
>feel a warm sensation in my legs
>wake up
>realize I just NEETed all over my bed
>try to hide my stained sheets and PJs
>my room reeks of piss
>mother finds them
>sends me to the psychologist

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/
>blog

[Anonymous No.]

>not shitting on the floor
I seriously hope you don't do this

[­­wtH !HELLB/V.96 No.]

>NEETed all over my bed
the HELL does THAT mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558433
done a pee pee lol !

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

Stay dry, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

blog thread? Okay.

>/jp/ has been going down hill for a long ass time now
>can't stand to browse it anymore, waste less and less time there
>start looking for a job out of boredom
>visit parents after years of not seeing them
>today can't go to sleep and after 6 years finally fap to 3D again
>an hour later get three consecutive phone calls
>first call: brother invites you to go drinking with him tonight
>second call: get a job offer from a local news agency
>third call: parents invite you to some grill party in the rich part of town
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558442
Its beyond obvious you are not from /jp/ nor were you ever a /jp/ poster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558452
Sure keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558467
lol, mad

[Anonymous No.]

>woke up.
>decided to make portal thread
>but I need to be polite so maybe soon someone will post working method
>don't make portal thread
>play tf2
>go /jp/
>reply in this thread

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>woke up
>went to drink a coffee with my bro
>back at home played some DoW2:ret
>talked with gf
>posted some crap on /jp/
>played some Dow2:Ret again
>friend came to my house we did drink a coffee
>back to /jp/ again

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is thankfully going to be deleted eventually, so I'll post a true story

>haven't fapped for more than a day
>be dreaming
>see Ran in my dream
>she wants to fuck
>also she has fox legs
>fuck it, lets go
>run inside to a library
>can't get it hard with someone just on the other side of the book cases
>take her into the rest room
>She starts getting ready
>want her to become more human so I don't feel like a fur faggot
>she starts turning her legs human when suddenly I have to take a piss
>whip it out and start pissing in the toilet
>she's almost human, legs still just a bit hairy
>still pissing
>she's begging for it
>cannot stop pissing
>wake up
>still have to piss
>go to bathroom
>take the piss of my life

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>7558500
oh forgot add
" I added iluvOP to my friends list on steam"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558424
>>7558442
>>7558482
>>7558500
>>7558510

GO BACK TO /v/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558532
No.

[Anonymous No.]

I know that exact feeling. Whenever I wake up I just want to piss and shit all over myself. I try hard but I've never been able to do it. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558548
I was gonna pick that fetish up once, but then I thought, "Oh shit, I'd have to clean it afterwards"

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone in this topic should fucking die.

Fuck off to /a/, they'll happily accept your shitty blog posts.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>7558649
There is no reason to be so upset. Call it "user mainentance"

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558733
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558649
Stop whinning on the internet, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558548

>And I have spaghetti in my pockets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7558592
This is why you do it in the shower, anon.