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You wake up, turn around and see this. What do?

>> No.7525573

The best course of action is just to stay there. Don't want to wake her up.

>> No.7525575

Repent for the rest of my life.
She is not my toho.

>> No.7525579

Wake up again for real.

What now?

>> No.7525581

Hug her and go back to sleep.

>> No.7525598 [DELETED] 

ask where Sanae is to cunt punt the HELL out of her

>> No.7525603

> You wake up, turn around and see this. What do?

M-my waifu...

>> No.7525607

Get out of bed without waking her up, wait for her to get up, ask her what the fuck she was doing in my bed and tell her she's the best part of the Moriya shrine.
Kanako is pretty rock solid, but she is far from the realm of my waifu. I'd probably feel awful for a while.

>> No.7525648
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7525648

Turn around.

there rests her ever-sleeping friend.

>> No.7525662

get the fuck out of there

>> No.7525670

This is no longer a "what do" thread. But a "sleeping with Touhous" thread.

>> No.7526329
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>>7525648
Suwako is not a cat!

>> No.7526347
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>>7526329

>> No.7526408

Inhale that motherly scent.

>> No.7526420

God has appeared before me, satisfying my requirement to leave atheism.

Get out of bed and make breakfast as an offering of my faith.

>> No.7526428

>>7525569

Vomit uncontrollably... God look at those ugly bags of fat.

>> No.7526451
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I find her Suwako and return her to the proper resting position.
You can't just leave a Kanako to sleep like that. She's probably cold.

>> No.7526488
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Ask what the fuck is she doing tresspassing my property and ask her gently to make a portal to gensokyo

if she complies i'm going for supplies and get eated by feral youkai

if she doesn't i wake up.

>> No.7526500
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7526500

Grin, she wasn't the only one in my bed that night.

>> No.7526530

>>7526500
They don't look pleased at all.

>> No.7526556

>>7526530

That's because it took 2 hours to find anon's chin-chin under all the fat.

>> No.7526568
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7526568

You wake up and see this in your bed, what do?

>> No.7526572

>>7526568
Kill it with fire.

>> No.7526578

>>7526568

I'd ask how I made it to Gensokyo. Then I'd celebrate.

>> No.7526579

>>7526568

I roll persuasion to make here bring me the hourai elixir.

>> No.7526594
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There's not enough room on the couch for two people.

Kanako is shit anyway.

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>>7526572
You should ask the professional and see if it works

>> No.7526604

>>7526568
REsume drinking because it's abviously doing *something*

>> No.7526613
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7526613

You wake up to find this missing from your bed.
wat do?

>> No.7526624

>>7526613
i come to /jp/ and make a post about it

>> No.7526625

>>7526613

Sounds like any ordinary day for me.

>> No.7526639

old hag

>> No.7526648

Start sucking on her tit for milk

>> No.7526657

Get out of my bed, mom!

>> No.7526660
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I silently leave the bed without waking her up, find some rope, and quietly bind her to the bed (again, making sure not to wake her up).
I will then gently poke her until she's just barely awake...and the moment she starts to open her eyes, I slash my knife across her chest, making her scream in pain and terror! As she struggles to get loose, I sit on top of her and play with the knife in front of her eyes. The moment she calms down again, I gently put the knife in her shoulder, and violently slash down her arm again, making her convulse out of pain once again. While she's suffering the pain from the new cut across her arm, I forcibly keep her other arm in place, and repeat the same motions with that arm. As she is struggling desperately, I kiss her and then leave the room, leaving her completely terrified. I return with a video camera and a tripod, set them up and start recording, hang up a single dim light over the bed, and leave the room, turning the other lights off.

I'll post a series of YouTube videos tomorrow.

>> No.7526662

>>7526657
I really wish she was my mom

>> No.7526665

>>7526568
NO!

>> No.7526667

>>7526657

I'm glad Kanako doesn't remind me of my mom.

>> No.7526693
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You wake up to find this beggar under your bedsheets.

?do wat

>> No.7526696
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I'd thank her for the time she spent with me, and kindly ask her directions to Hakugyoukurou.

>> No.7526701

>>7526693
Pay then tell her to leave for today.

>> No.7526708

>>7526693
Cut off her head for a Yukkuri

>> No.7526716
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>>7526708
>He takes orders from a Yukkuri.

>> No.7526717

>>7526693
Ask her how much time I have left.

Then make it last.

>> No.7526725 [DELETED] 

Wonder how the hell i wound up in Gensokyo and in the same bad as Kanako Yasaka

then leave quietly

>> No.7526737

Since I don't know how she'd react to someone waking her up with a squeeze to the tits, I'll head over to the kitchen and fix me and her some coffee. This way I can discuss how the fuck I ended up in Gensokyo and in bed with her and not get onbashira'd.

>> No.7526846

I would quietly go behind her and check to see if her anus has been properly wiped. If not I would take the liberty of giving her a thorough anus cleaning with my tongue and hopefully dig out some poop pieces :3

>> No.7526970

>>7526662
If Kanako was my mom things would be different around here.

>> No.7527231

d

>> No.7527554
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Bump, because /jp/ needs more Kanako love.

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>>7527554

I wish I could experience Kanako love. I don't even mean that kind of love.

>> No.7527574
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Hhhnnggg

>> No.7527575
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>>7527563
I think I get what you mean.

>> No.7527578
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>>7527575

Good. I'm glad you understand even with such an...interesting picture. I think? I don't even know anymore.

>> No.7527600
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>>7527600
Puffy volvo.

>> No.7527619
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>> No.7527643
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>> No.7527660

RAPE THE MAIDS

>> No.7527672
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>>7527660
The Moriya shrine has no maids. They have a pure and virginal miko though.

>> No.7527686
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7527686

Have you ever heard of a flat chested goddess of fertility?

Didn't think so.


ALL FAITH TO LADY KANAKO

>> No.7527699

>>7527686
>>7527643
>>7527619
>>7527609
>>7527600
>>7527575
>>7525569
My dick hurts

>> No.7527701
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I wonder what it would take to be able to sing with Lady Kanako. It sounds fun.

>> No.7527716
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>>7527701
She seems like a real nice lady so all you need is a karaoke machine and a tv/speakers. Oh and you'll also need entry into Gensokyo.

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>>7527716

Yeah, that last one is real tough. I want to hear her voice though.

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>>7527723
I bet she sounds like a trucker woman. Tough yet gentle, like the hands of a construction worker who uses hand lotion.

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>>7527609
ya hur?

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>>7527740

I'd say I imagine her as having a rough voice, somewhat deep yet still distinctly feminine. And I also think she'd have an amazing singing voice. Maybe that's just me though.

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>>7527754
That's what I was thinking too, but couldn't quite put it in the exact same words as you used. She's a god though so if she wanted she could probably change her voice into anything she wanted. She probably has the lung strength to sound as intimidating as Baal in the opening cinematic of D2: lord of destruction.

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>>7527773

Yeah, I guess that's true. Must be nice to be a god. Well, at least in some ways.

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>>7527795
>Well, at least in some ways.

Yeah! Turning into a cow and picking up chicks and having your way with them seems like a great time.

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>>7527850

Well, every god has their idea of fun I guess.

>> No.7527904

>>7525569
whisper "haaaaaag"

>> No.7527926

>>7527754
>>7527773
>>7527740
>>7527723
I like to think that Kanakos and Yuugis voice would sound similar to Yuko Kaidas voice. Her voice in Index/Railgun was perfect to how I pictures their voices to sound like.

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>>7527609
I love that artist.

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>>7527585
Not that guy but I get hard looking through is pictures. I am thinking about fapping to them later on.

>> No.7527975

>>7527957

While I can't really fap to it, you have fun with it. I've fapped to strange art as well, so I can understand that somewhat.

>> No.7528216

Turn around 360 degrees and walk away?...

The heck!?... Why is that HAG even in my bed!? I don't even know her personally!... I should charge her with tresspassing!...

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>>7527850
What if Kanako started turning into a cow and picking up dudes? I wonder what Sanae would say to that?

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>>7530223

I think she'd honestly be confused. I know I would.

>> No.7530594

>>7530223
Sanae would be jealous.

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>> No.7531309

>>7530223
How comfortable is that underwear, anyway?

>> No.7531321

>>7531309
Pretty comfy, surprisingly.

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>>7531321
Until you actually start moving and get rope burn.

>> No.7531361

Well, it's made of straw, so it's softer than stuff like hemp rope, but I imagine there's an upper limit to how long once can wear it before chafing sets in. BUt she's a goddess, so the point is rather moot.

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You wake up and see this has broken into your home and pinned you down. What do?

>> No.7531553

>>7531540
Let the morning thunder out of my ass and home it paralyzes her

>> No.7531557

>>7531540

There's nothing I can do except see what my fate is.

>> No.7531583

>>7531540
Go back to sleep.
I refuse to give her any sort of reaction.

>> No.7532253
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>> No.7532592

Bite her tits and nipples.

>> No.7532597
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>> No.7532598

>>7532569

I want Kanako to hug me. Even though I usually don't like hugs.

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7532611

I'd give her my faith in liquid form if you know what I mean.

>> No.7532663

>>7532598
>I usually don't like hugs.
Autism?

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>>7532663

I dunno. Other people just feel weird to touch. I have very little experience with it.

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>>7532611

I KNOW WHAT HE MEANS!

>> No.7533448

>>7526660
That'd have been damn good without the pointless stabbing.

>> No.7533449

>>7532663
wait, there's a relation? I don't like this things too...

>> No.7533495

>>7532598
I don't blame you, non-family hugs are awkward as fuck for me and I can never reciprocate properly . .

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Lovely goddess~♥

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If you woke up and saw this...

>> No.7533746

>>7533707
I would HNNNNG so hard, I'd die.

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>> No.7534388

>>7533707
Roll over 360 degrees and go back to sleep

>> No.7534400

>>7533707
who hasn't?

>> No.7534409

>>7533707
Fuck her again

>> No.7534435
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>>7533707
Be disappointed it's not Kanako.

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>> No.7535004

>>7533707
Panic like a motherfucker because I don't see the snake in her hair so its probably loose somewhere in the bed

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>>7525569
This is the only answer to OPs question.

>> No.7535012
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Posting my favorite Kanako-sama picture in a Kanako-sama thread.

>> No.7535013 [SPOILER] 
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>>7535004
At first I lol'd, but then I realized how true this is. After all, this is worst possible moment to die. Full of regret. And with balls bluer than the Pacific.

>>7535006
Please supply more answers. In return, Kanako for you as well.

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Have her model lingerie for me when she wakes up, thats what I do.

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Send her to the place she belongs.

The kitchen.

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>>7526613
>>7526613
I prefer this one

>> No.7535095 [DELETED] 

I bet she has a nice belly

>> No.7535097

>>7535095
filled with the semen of many followers no doubt.

>> No.7535109

>>7535097
Mine should be in there somewhere.

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>>7535063
This one is also nice.

>> No.7535126

>>7535109
You wish, jellyfish. If it wasn't obvious from the spoiler, so do I.

>> No.7535584
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Casual Kanako-sama.

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>>7525569
SEX! WITH HER!

>> No.7535601

>What do?
direct you towards >>>/v/

>> No.7535619

>>7535601
This, 2hus belong in /v/.

>> No.7535657

>>7535601
Are you perhaps a newbie yourself? Maybe if you weren't you'd know that this thread's been up for a couple of days already, and we've already forgotten that sin.

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>>7525569

>> No.7536684

>>7525569

I told you no!

>> No.7536685
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I fear not death for Suwako is my protector.

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Sanae! Mom got in my bed again. Wasn't it suppose to be your last-Oh, excuse me.

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The Moriya shrine is ripe for the picking.

Who do you take?

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>>7536703
I actually had to think about this. In the end I'd have to go with the snake hag.

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>>7536703
The only right answer is all of them. I wish I had such a cozy family.

>> No.7536736

>>7536703

This is a difficult decision. It'd be between Sanae or Kanako for me though.

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>> No.7536853

inspect if i lost my virginity if yes ask her to execute me

if not then get close to kanako put my arm around her take a smoke and posse for a picture, photoshop it and add a lot of guys and add the caption ''/jp/ meetup'' post on /jp/ and enjoy.

>> No.7536858 [DELETED] 

>>7536853
How do you inspect if you still have your virginity?
Isn't that a bit hard if, you know, you aren't a girl?

>> No.7536870

>>7526660
saved

>> No.7536875

>>7536858
It's actually not so hard for a male. I'll spare you the grisly details unless you really want them.

>> No.7536887 [DELETED] 

>>7536875
Oh please, do tell.

>> No.7536886

>>7536858
you look to see if you have poop on your weener

>> No.7536903

>>7536887
Primarily evidence of dried fluids in the form of crusted/stuck pubic hairs, your winkle stuck to your skin in odd positions, or the cause of the classic morning-after piss challenge-- your urethra glued shut by dried semen.

>> No.7536941
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>>7536853
No! That would ruin her reputation!

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>> No.7537428
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>>7536941
NO ONE ASKED YOU BITCH

>> No.7537439
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>>7537428
How mean.

>> No.7537526
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>>7537428
Kanako does not approve of you treating her shrine maiden like that.

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>>7537526

>> No.7537554
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7537554

You wake up, turn around and see this.
She asks if you want to play "Doctor".
You realize you are lightheaded and cannot feel your legs.

Wat do?

It's a trick question, you can't do anything because you are already dying of massive blood loss. Thank you for playing!

>> No.7537560
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>>7537526
Well she can go suck a big one too.

>> No.7537580
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>>7537554
Tell her to keep tearing away at my fleshy prison so that my eternal black hatred can grow strong enough for me to rend her pitiful world in two.

>> No.7537606
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>>7537580
Yeah, sure.

...if Yuyuko doesn't eat you first.

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>>7537606
I have enough pain suffering sorrow and butt frustration to last the universe 1000 times 1000 over. I sure hope her body can handle it.

>> No.7538926
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>> No.7539567
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Not enough Kanako.

>> No.7540007
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>> No.7543318
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>> No.7543326

stop bumping this

makes me want to sexualize Kanako-sama even more

>> No.7543338

>>7543326
As if you don't want that.

>> No.7543342

>>7543338
i secretly do but my dick hurts

>> No.7543351

>>7543342
Self-control. Save images, view later. It feels much better if you hold back for a while too.

>> No.7544018
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>>7543326
Never!

>> No.7544032
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7544032

Lady Kanako is oh so great.

>> No.7544052

>>7544018
Couldn't hold off

my belly is smeared in cum

thanks anon

>> No.7544141
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>>7544032
Indeed she is.

>> No.7544149
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>> No.7544169

>You wake up, turn around and see this. What do?
Ask her who she is, what's going on and where mai waifu is. ;_;

>> No.7545427
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Hands off faggots, she's mine.

>> No.7545459
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Tell her to brush her teeth cause her breath smells like morning.

>> No.7545504
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>>7545459
Silly you, a wind goddess can't have bad breath.

>> No.7545507

>>7545459
There is something extremely attractive when only the lower half is revealing. I'm not sure why.

>> No.7545531 [DELETED] 
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Come on, Anon-kun~
Don't you wanna to play?

>> No.7545536
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Come on, Anon-kun~
Don't you wanna play?

>> No.7545544
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>>7545536

I wonder what I'd play with Lady Kanako.

>> No.7545595
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>>7545544

Games that nobody plays anymore, not since young Mutsuhito decided he just wanted to play British gentleman.

>> No.7545631
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>>7545595

Sounds like fun. I think?

>> No.7545694
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>>7545631

It's a mystery.

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>> No.7545722
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>> No.7545736

>>7545717
...proceed.

>> No.7545741

>>7545717
>>7545722
Please do not stop.

>> No.7545890
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>>7545736
>>7545741
The rest isn't worksafe.

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>>7545890

Your wisdom and integrity are worthy of praise.

>> No.7545917

>>7527619
Y-you...airheaded god of war...

>> No.7545925

>>7545890
Like that's ever stopped anyone else.

>> No.7545941
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>>7545917

The only god of war in video games worthy of the name as of 2011.

>> No.7546012
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>>7545925
Well, it'll stop me. Kanako would not approve of me posting such overly lewd things.

>> No.7548575
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Kanako thread must live!

>> No.7548601
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>> No.7548616

>>7545890
>The rest isn't worksafe
It cant be helped

>> No.7548638
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7548638

For those who wanted the rest of that doujin. Enjoy.

http://www.mediafire.com/?mtjyjzmqgym

>> No.7548688 [DELETED] 
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It's bad to have dirty thoughts about anyone form the Moriya shrine.

>> No.7548694

>>7548688
Almost all my lewd thoughts involve characters from the Moriya shrine.

>> No.7548729

>>7526568
Hug her and confess my love to her.

>> No.7551026
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Nyan~

>> No.7551053
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>>7551026
Seeing as how Kanako is well over a thousand, don't you mean "Rowr"?

>> No.7551076

>>7548694
i'm in the same situation

>> No.7553609
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7553609

ITT: bad anons having sexual thoughts about Kanako-sama

>> No.7553628

>>7553609
I would show my respect to her by stickin my dick between her breasts making her suck on it.

>> No.7553630
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>>7553609

I must apologize and repent. Even if it means having my brains smashed out by onbashira.

>> No.7553951
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>>7553630
I don't think Kanako is a position to turn down any kind of faith.

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>>7553951

Oh, okay. I didn't really want my brains smashed out of my skull. But I'll still apologize anyways.

>> No.7553984

>>7553951
For some reason this reminds me of Kimigure Orange Road.

>> No.7553991
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>>7551053
Ok then: Rowrrr!

>> No.7554001
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Kanako is only second best twowho.

Amazingly I have no Kanako and Marisa images. Gonna have to look for some now.

>> No.7554015
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>>7554001
What do you mean by "second best"?

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>> No.7554046
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>> No.7554432
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>> No.7554457
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WAKE UP SEE THIS WHAT DO

>> No.7554461
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You wake up, turn around and see this. What do?

>> No.7554463

Kill myself.

>> No.7554464

>>7554457
Call the police.

>> No.7554467
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>>7554457
MAKE IT RAIN WITH BIG YOUYOU

>> No.7554475
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Why is Kanako so likable? Even from a non sexual perspective?

>> No.7554489

>>7554475
her "brush" haircut.
man, what's this ? shit looks ridiculous.
No respect for the hood, all clean and shit.

>> No.7554495

Her frank, yet dependable personality.

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>>7554489

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>>7554475

I don't know exactly. But I do really like her though. I think she's fantastic.

>> No.7554698

>>7554489
She isn't doing a hand sign, you nigger
.

>> No.7554864
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>>7554475
Because as a Touhou, she does not have a personality that is universally agreed upon, therefore you project your ideal personality onto the character. This results in an ideal character.

In other words, because fans ignore anything about canon personalities and just give them whatever personality they like best, to the observer they all have the personality that is most ideal for the character.

>> No.7556170

While the specifics might be unclear, the in game conversations, especially for plot related characters, are more than enough to get a general idea of a character's personality. So even if our perceptions of them differ a bit, they probably share some common elements, not accounting for people who completely ignore the above

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