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7508220 No.7508220 [Reply] [Original]

What would a Touhou of your choice do if they visited the city you live in?

If any Touhou visited Fresno, they'd be right at home since there are a lot of bullets being shot around here with all the gangs and whatnot.

>> No.7508225

post a shitty thread on /jp/

>> No.7508227

>>7508220
>at home since there are a lot of bullets being shot


Fuck off.

>> No.7508235

They'd stay indoors constantly because outside is like a post apocalyptic wasteland.

>> No.7508239

I don't think Alice even speaks English.
She's from Bucharest.

>> No.7508244

>>7508227
Problem, redneck?

>> No.7508256

They would open the portal to go back to Gensoukyo and I would jump through too but since I don't care for Touhou I will ask Yukari to open it back up so I can come back home.

>> No.7508259
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Alice would like it out here because it's not a city, it's the middle of nowhere and it is canon that Alice is a loner.

>> No.7508266

>What would a Touhou of your choice do if they visited the city you live in?

Have sex with me? I don't know.

>> No.7508274
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Touhoe: why the fuck is it so damn hot here, I'm going home, this place sucks. (nuke it from orbit)

>> No.7508278

She would get kidnapped by the cartels

>> No.7508282

Don't know how Chen would take to my cats, or vise-versa. living in a somewhat rural area, lots of wooded areas and open space to do stuff in, but I don't ultimately know what a nekomata does to entertain herself beyond causing fear/chaos like in the days of old.

>> No.7508283

>>7508278
Reimu and Marisa would look like Tourists, so the Cartels would kidnap them while they're riding the bus and force them to fight in their Cartel Gladiator Arena to the death.

>> No.7508293

If Reisen came to the Quad Cities I don't think she would stay long. This place is a dump.

>> No.7508310

>>7508274
If she nuked Fresno, I would be okay with that.

>> No.7508341

>>7508293

I knew you had that Midwest smell on you.

>> No.7508586

>>7508220
If Okuu came to Texas, she'd like the lenient gun control laws and go out nuke-hunting.

>> No.7508608

If Marisa came to Copenhagen she would shoplift and be deported like a Romanian gypsy.

>> No.7508634

>>7508283
Thank you for that mental image, Anon.

>> No.7508638

>>7508283
>Reimu
>Look like a tourist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40O46H1Td-A
She could blend.

>> No.7508678

Whoever it was, they would leave immediately. The city I live in sucks

;_;

>> No.7508714

If Sanae came to Portland I think she'd be very accepted due to her liberal views on personal pleasure. I also like she would have a good sense of environmentalism.

She's a very green person.

>> No.7508716

Touhou girls in Washington DC?

Aya is gonna love exposing the bullshit of congress.

Nitori probably gets lost exploring the Smithsonian museums.

>> No.7508720

>>7508714
>/jp/sie in Portland
Good to know I'm not the only one.

>> No.7508753

>>7508716

Forgot to add something.

Patchouli now has access to the worlds largest library: The Library of Congress.

Would she go back to Gensokyo after discovering this place?

>> No.7508786
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7508786

Yuuka would hate it here.

>> No.7508820

>>7508720
Don't make me say it.

>> No.7508840

If kaguya comes to White plains.... uh, nothing happens here, ever!
She would just take the train to New York city, like everyone else.

>> No.7508972

>>7508753
Sure, once she realized that not one of the books is a magical grimoire. Or when she gets thrown out by the security, whichever happens first.

>> No.7509010

>Birmingham, UK
Nitori fucks off to Coventry, Suika and Yuugi fuck off to Glasgow, the Prismrivers would discover Judas Priest (lolno, they've fucked off like any brummie with any redeeming qualities) and Cirno and Okuu would fit right in.

>> No.7509031

Commiefornia

She goes back to Gensokyo

>> No.7509041

>>7509031

Don't mind me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3GbF9Bx6E

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Eh maybe she'd go to the World War 1 museum with me?

>> No.7509079

suika would love it here in Vegas

>> No.7509085

>Little Mexico a little less than an hour away from Chicago

Raped and impregnated, next question

>> No.7509152

>>7508972

I could see Patchouli taking an interest in the Malleus Maleficarum.

>> No.7509168

Burn a car and loot stuff from the Bay
>huziwara no mokou

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Cirno would like it in the cold here in Norway

>> No.7509204

>>7508840
>>7508840
> nothing happens here

So Kaguya really would feel right at home.

>> No.7509205

We have curtain fire already here in Mexico.

But no cute little girls involved. ;_;

>> No.7509220

>>7508220
I live in fresno too, you'd better post that address so my bulldog homies can come smoke you foo.

>> No.7509249

>>7509085
How the hell would spics be able to rape a touhou?
I mean, even Sanae would be able to turn them into red paste.

>> No.7509265

>>7509249
Not if they're faceless.

>> No.7509498

"Alice, Marisa, welcome to the Angeles City, Philippines. I want you to find your way back home right now, because this city is a third-world hellhole. Thank you for visiting, now follow my advice and never look back."

>> No.7509521
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Just another day in the zone.

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7510027

Any Touhou would just come to see the ocean in Colombia's coast.

>> No.7510032

Norway, tiny town with 1000pop.
Mountains, valleys and fjords, its like they are realy in gensokyo.

>> No.7510042

>>7508220
Another /jp/er from Fresno?

What part of town do you live in where there's bullets flying around all the time?

I thought the worst part of this place was the fact that there's nothing to do here.

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I would show holocaust museum and ask for teleport.

Isn't it obvious?

Also a lot of other tourist attractions. It's good to live in big city.

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So I would show few of many museums (probably the one about holocaust, because I think it's important), go around city and later I would ask for portal.

And in mean time we would get lost few times because I don't have actual map of city transport.
But most important is part about portal.

Obvious.

It's great to live in big city with a lot of tourists.

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Suika in Glasgow.
Glorious glorious drunken carnage. Police powerless to stop her Buckfast fueled rampage. I'd point her in the direction of the GoMA.

>> No.7510069

It's funny because I don't leave the house or know what's out here.

>> No.7510173

>>7510042
>CRIME INDEX
>6
>100 is safest
>This city is safer than 6% of the cities in the US.

>> No.7510188

Kaguya would stay inside and occupy my pc. Feels good man.

>> No.7510202

>>7510058
>Taking her to the holocaust museum
What the fuck is wrong with you??

>> No.7510247

Not a single good city here. I can see why we hate leaving our houses.

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>>7510202
There are a lot of Japanese tourists in it...

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>>7510060

sup fellow dweller

I can see Yukari enjoying Princes Square somewhat. Other than that she's too refined for this place.

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7510291

Kaguya would love Texas.

>> No.7510292

>>7510253
Why would they want to go there? Also, I take it you're from israel or something..

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>>7510291

Amarillo is a nice place. Probably not what you meant but I still like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyhApZ7cLAg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE68Zw5lN-8

>> No.7511487

>>7510173
I had no idea it was that bad.

But then again I don't live in the ghetto.

>> No.7511503

>>7510266
Even a queen likes to visit the commoners now and again.

>> No.7511521

>>7511487
Neither do I, but eh. You live near East Tulare ave by any chance?

>> No.7511555

>>7510307
Excuse me, but who is the artist that drew this?

He draws the absolutely cutest Kaguya, in my opinion.

>> No.7511585

>>7511555
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/875268

iqdb.org

>> No.7511639

>>7511585
Oh god my nutbladder

>> No.7511664

>>7511585
Thank you, sir. You have clicked the magic button for me and saved me some trouble.

I'd give you a cookie, but I'm afraid that is impossible in this situation. I'm sorry.

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this is what reimu would do if she visited my city
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

>> No.7511765

a shit ass town around Paris, yeah for sure they will enjoy black and arabs people burning trash & car while provocating the cops

>> No.7511952
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I live in a little town known as the "horse capitol" of the state. It's boring as fuck, but at least it isn't a yuppieville atrocity like most of the nearby towns. It's out in the country, but only twenty minutes or so from some fairly well-populated suburbia towns, so its not hard to find a nice restaurant or a movie.

Two University libraries within 12 miles, pleasant, quiet country life and plenty of entertainment nearby if you know where to go. I think she'd like it here...

*sigh*

>> No.7511966

They'd go to Monterrey. This town is nice, but it gets boring too damn soon.
Wriggle would be happy though, as there are fireflies in front of my house when it rains.

>> No.7511986

>>7511765
>provocating

Cher compatriote,
Pas besoin d'indiquer deux fois dans le même post ton pays d'origine.

Cordialement,
Anonyme.

>> No.7511988

Touhous in Spain?

Eating "paella" and drinking some beer in our shoutern beaches?

>> No.7512035

>>7511988
I'd love to go swimming with a Touhou

>> No.7512086

>>7510291
Which Touhou would fit best in Texas?

>> No.7512108 [DELETED] 

>>7512035
which one

>> No.7512124

>>7512086
Komachi or Yuugi. I can easily see their relaxed behaviour fitting for it. They'd make nice cowgirls, and I always picture them with a thick Texan drawl.
Plus, beer and BBQs.

>> No.7512127

>>7512086
Letty

>> No.7512140

>>7508283
Don't think so, Marisa could very easily master spark the shit out of entire squads of Zetas. And if things get too dicey, Reimu could take command and cast Duplex Barrier on them.

>> No.7512145

>>7511765
Yukari pourrait attaquer les blacks avec des RER peut-être...

>> No.7512156

>>7512140
I would read a Doujin about Reimu and Marisa killing drug cartel members in Mexico.

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if Sanae came to new york i'd cunt punt the HELL outa her

>> No.7512163

>>7509085
>Touhou
>Mexico
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE

>> No.7512173

How about SC?

>> No.7512174

>>7511521
I live out by Nees and Cedar by Clovis West HS.

It's peaceful out here but boring.

>> No.7512176

>>7512163
>Touhou
>Mexico
>Mehicou

They should make a Touhou game out of Mexican fables or whatever

>> No.7512191

How about Missouri ?

>> No.7512194

>>7512176
>They should make a Touhou game out of Mexican fables or whatever

"Yeah... chupathingy. I like it. It's gotta ring to it."

>> No.7512195
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Now, I think the SDM girls would really like Guadalajara, Mexico. It's a classist "little village of 4 million people" where the Leaño family owns like half the fucking city (they have a huge college, a newspaper, a football team, and who knows what the fuck else). Only replace the Leaños with the SDM people and you're all done, Remilia would have an entire city under her command.

On the other hand though, engineer Nitori would be fitting for working at Intel's research site. Or any of the many tech factories that have set shop here.

>> No.7512196

>>7512194
Chenpacabra

>> No.7512197

>>7512176
A Tlaloc or Quetzalcoatl girl would be awesome. So would their danmaku.

>> No.7512198

>>7512174
Ah, I see, so you're kind of by Woodward park? I'm more closer to City College.

>> No.7512228

>>7512195
Also, Tequila is 30 minutes away by car. Suika and Yuugi would really be right at home over there.

(That, or the José Cuervo distillery that is across the street from my college).

>> No.7512238

>>7512176
Featuring the Lunarians. "Mexico" is Aztec for "the center of the moon".

But yeah, a Touhou game about Mexican legends would be very balla. Just make sure it mixes Aztec myths with Catholic-esque myths, because people from Mexico City tend to think that we're exclusively the descendants of Aztec people when in reality the Spaniards had an equally large role in our history.

>> No.7512241

>>7512197
I would play that

Quetzalcoatl returns to Mexico and must battle certain enemies to regain the Aztec Empire.

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>>7512238
Santa Muerte would make an awesome Touhou

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7512262

We might visit the Vasa Museum together?

Can't think of anything else she'd like to do.

>> No.7512327

>>7512241
Reimoo beats her up and they end up drinking tequila, tea, sake and pulque.

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>>7512254
Good names would be Catrina Álvarez (from La Calavera Catrina, pictured) or Marisa Posada (Marisa is an actual Hispanic name and the author is José Guadalupe Posada).

Holy shit this would be an awesome Touhou.

We just need a distinct power. Yuyuko already has the power of causing death and Orin already has the power of manipulating corpses...

>> No.7512371

>>7512339
Power to not-give-a-fuck-about-death?
Reimu and Marisa would suddenly not care about dying or getting hurt, so they might dive right into the danmaku.

>> No.7512384

>>7512339
Maybe the Toohoos powers only work in Japan/Gensokyo

>> No.7512425
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Fuck all, really.

>> No.7512431

>>7512384
Renko and Maribel's powers worked in the outside world, I don't see why the rest of the cast should be powerless outside of Gensokyo.

Also, I've been wondering if there could be any places in the outside world where the Hakurei barrier is a little weak and there is a way to enter Gensokyo from there. It could be deep within a mountain in Mexico, or in a cave in Slovenia, or in the depth of Lake Baikal.

>> No.7512476

>>7512425
I'm also from Adelaide and I can attest to this being the most boring city in the entire world.

>> No.7512496

>>7512425

I wasn't aware there was a city by the straight in Australia.

>> No.7512500

>>7510307
Is that, like, between Arancia and Midori?
>>7511743
What the fuck am I watching?!

>> No.7512524

>>7512500

I don't know, maybe. I'm not good with colors.

>> No.7512545

Such a shame /jp/ doesn't live together in Gensokyo. Then again, /jp/ would probably try to kill one another for sole possession of all the Toehoes.

>> No.7512546

>>7508220
>>7509220
>>7510042

Wow what are the odds of other /jp/ers

I live near the border of clovis and fresno near willow/nees

>> No.7512551

>>7512546
/jp/ meet up at the Fresno library this Wednesday

>> No.7512578

How many North or South Carolinians are on here?

>> No.7512624

>>7512578
None

>> No.7512663

>>7512551
How will you know who your fellow /jp/ers are?

>> No.7512693

>>7512663
Their autism will be strong

>> No.7512707
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7512707

They'd be unemployed for being either overqualified for the only entry-level jobs they could get, or for not born "pure laine". We'd sit around and be unemployed together.

Realistically though, they'd tell me to fuck off, and just fly back to Gensokyo ;_;

>> No.7512714

>>7512624
Well now, I wouldn't say that.

>> No.7512736

>>7512707
I think Letty could find a nice job as a teacher. She seems the type.

>> No.7512752

How about Atlanta?

>> No.7512795

>>7512736
I would love to see Yuuka being a teacher... wearing a tight dress.

>> No.7512824

>>7512578

Well, I stumbled into a Panthers fan in the Super Bowl thread this year... you'd have to be from the Carolinas to be a Panthers fan (no offense).

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>>7512578
Winston salem here

>> No.7512875

>>7509205
look on the bright side, you don't leave your house, so the chances of you getting hit are minimal.

>> No.7512901

>>7512824
We don't like them either.

>> No.7512902
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>>7511966
And here I thought no one in my old hometown even knew what touhou was.
Chicago, hmm, i guess there's sufficient entertainment if you know all the right places.
I doubt she'd show too much discontent at the freak weather we usually have, especially in this time, too much sun.

>> No.7512932

Meiling'd fit in. Lots of Chinese here in southern Ontario.

...none with red hair, though.

>> No.7512940

>>7512578
>>7512844
Fort Bragg/Fayetteville here. Not too far away from Salem, I have an old friend from NCSSM who lives there. Haven't seen him in a little more than 5 years since we went to college though ;_;

>> No.7512942

>>7512844
I saw this post and thought this thread was about cigarettes. How strange.

>> No.7513364

>>7512932
i think i would like to live in an apartment in Boston with Meiling

she would fit in.

>> No.7513564

>>7512902

>Chicago

Boo. Hiss.

>> No.7513648

>>7512371
I dunno, I can't picture how this power would translate into a danmaku...

>> No.7513663

>>7513564
You've obviously never been to peanut butter and co.

Oh god the Elvis special is one of my 10 favorite things to ingest.

>> No.7513673

I don't think there's anything to do in my city that you can't do in basically ever other city ever, like a couple museums and parks and stuff.

Well, there's tech companies and stuff, but somehow I doubt any of the Touhous will be interested in that.

>> No.7513679

>>7513564
Animosity much?

>> No.7513685
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>Yuyuko
>Kuala Lumpur

A heaven for her appetite, a hell to the food industry

>> No.7513690

>>7513663

Listen, man. Styx is from Chicago. If that isn't enough to make me like that city, nothing is.

>>7513679

Just a bit.

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Byakuren would come in the middle of the riots in Athens and preach about equal rights. Then she'd get in danmaku fights with the cops.

>> No.7513815

>>7513690
I'm feeling a story, please, continue.

>> No.7513856

>>7513815

It's a remarkably shallow reason.

Bears, Blackhawks, Bulls, and White Sox...

That's it, these kinds of things stick with you from youth.

>> No.7515644

>>7512339
I support this Mexican Danmaku project.

>> No.7517478

>Touhou character in Leicester

They would probably die of boredom. Or they might be enraged at the weird east midlands touhou society which apparently exists at uni, I ain't ever heard of it.

>> No.7520390

>>7512551
Another failed meetup

>> No.7520390,1 [INTERNAL] 

at least having touhous in Fresno can help us find whoever the fuck is setting off those fireworks and firecrackers each night

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