/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You don't fuck with a nue.

[Anonymous No.]

i'd fuck with nue... if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488207
Your funeral, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488207
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488212
i'd fuck her, right in the cornhole

[Anonymous No.]

nue is old nues

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488228

NO! NOT THE CORNHOLE!

[Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

I'd fuck this Nue

[Anonymous No.]

>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

She's got six pointy appendages while I've only got one. It might be smart not to fuck with Nue but she's just so sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

i slapped the shit out of one in BoF3

[Anonymous No.]

I'd do her.

[Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. No.]

You fuck with a nue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488327
that one i wouldnt want to fuck

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

I... I don't?

[Anonymous No.]

yes i do

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

It's way too early for a Nue thread. I just woke up, man.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7488464
Don't fight it. Just go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488200
STUPID EMO-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
I FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Nue's been getting too much love lately.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488471

It's not like I have a choice in the matter.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7488489
She must be eliminated. Only one Touhou has the power to rule this board.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488489

I'm really not seeing the problem here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488497
I wasn't complaining. In fact, my Nue folder has been more on the empty side.

[Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

>>7488486

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488510

Nueeeeeee~n

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7488515
You just beat me to it.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488522

All is right in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488512
That guy draws some godly porn, that isn't actually porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488486
What's wrong with her arm?

[Anonymous No.]

I can has information on this one? I haven't seen her...anywhere. o.0

[Anonymous No.]

Liebe.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7488568

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488568
Seems her powers actually work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488569
NICHT ANFASSEN!

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488568

Unknown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtsD2tBPZgo

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

I prefer a cute Nue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488530
Shame it was such a poor job on the translation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488590
I may have to agree with you.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

How to pet a Nue

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488603
She doesn't look happy. Maybe you should give her some shrimp.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>7488608
ok how about now?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488590
>>7488602

I'm okay with Nue being made out of pure, unadulterated sex, personally.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488616

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488616
Wh-Why would you do such a thing..?

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7488616
>unadulterated sex
A curious turn of phrase, to be sure.

In any case, that's hardly mutually exclusive.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488630

Being rendered speechless is common with these sort of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488608

Here's some shrimp she'll never forget.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

I wish she would kick me in the balls with those shoes.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7488643
That really doesn't sound pleasant at all...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488642
Meanwhile, in an alternate touhou universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488640
I was going to voice very strong approval for what he said, but hit reply by accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488655

These things make absolutely no sense and I love it. Actually, I'm also reminded I don't have too much Nue. I don't appreciate her enough, so I guess I gotta beat UFO if I want to do so.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488639

>hardly mutually exclusive

I'm aware of that but you would agree that one area can be more pronounced than the other, right?

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7488670
Of course.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>7488655
yes please

>>7488651
I think it must be one of those things that are really painful at first, but gradually get more and more pleasant as you get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

“Yeah,” I reply, “I’ve been out of it for a while too it would seem. You wouldn’t believe the cramps that come with a long dirt-nap.”

I pause; smile, and then a whole slew of questions bombard my thoughts. What year is it? How long have I been asleep? Judging by what I’ve found down here it hasn’t been long at all, though metallurgy seems to have advanced by leaps and bounds. Some technologies seem to have even regressed to primitive levels; particularly visible in the cobbled-together masonry work of the Oni village. I save the questions for later; a quick glance at Minamitsu tells me that she’s as unlikely to know as myself, having been buried down here for so long.

“But,” I add, “you don’t see me getting all grumpy about it. That blonde and pepper haired girl have a stick up her ass or something?”

“Shou?” Murasa smiles, “I wouldn’t doubt it. No, she’s got her own troubles to deal with. Most of them being me. She royally screwed the pooch and I’m gonna ride her ass about it until she owns up.”

“I’m sure she could stand to have her ass ridden once or twice.” I make a particularly obscene hip-thrusting gesture, but Minamitsu is already on the floor in stitches. I suppose it wasn’t entirely necessary.

“Ahh!” she falls silent, looks up to me for a brief moment and then suddenly breaks out into hysterics again. “Hahahahaha!! You really said it now!”

“Perhaps I said too much?”

“No, no! Nonono! You said plenty!”

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>7488669
reminds me that I will never clear UFO extra because of the retarded ass stage portion. I think I've faced Nue maybe about 5 times at most.

[Anonymous No.]

The second time the laughter stops it doesn’t start again. She gets to her feet and rubs her face, “Erm… As a friend to her I’ll have to note that she’s celibate, though… I just can’t bring myself to disagree. What you said was just too funny!”

“Was it?”

“Yes.” She at least seems enthusiastic when supporting her claim. Perhaps this is a good thing.

“So I tell you what,” she says, “I’d been giving it some thought while out were out, but that just does it. I couldn’t possibly afford to let this one slip by. So how’s about you shack up with us for a while?”

“…I don’t have to be celibate, do I?”

“I’m not.”

“I see.” Well, that answers that, “I’ll give it some thought.”

“Alright,” I need only a moment to think it over, “throw some of you not being celibate with me in there, and we have a deal.” I laugh, meaning it as a bit of a joke—just to keep the atmosphere light.

[Anonymous No.]

“…You’re not one to mix words, are you?” she replies, taking my lighthearted jest at face value as a serious offer. I try to cut in to explain myself but she doesn’t really allow me a chance, “Okay, I’m fine with a little roll in the hay before we get things moving. We can share my bed if you’d—“

“Just… a moment!” I raise my voice over hers, putting my hand out and forcing her to silence with a combination of words and body language, “That was a joke, I didn’t think you’d actually go and--”

“I know,” she says, chuckling, “But I wasn’t.”

“Wasn’t… what?” Dare I ask…? Even if I dare not the words have already fallen from my lips.

“Joking.” She smiles rather deviously, putting a hand to her chin, “…Well this is awkward.”

“…”

“You know,” she adds, still grinning, “I think it’d be a good bit of fun. Well, at the very least. And you look like you could use a bit of stress relief, if you know what I mean.”

I can’t keep up, and I’m beginning to feel that I shouldn’t have opened my mouth in the first place. In all honesty I’m a bit torn on the matter. Part of me wants to follow through on the joking offer and find out what it’s like to go and mate with her, and the other part of me, well, doesn’t. The fact of the matter is, she’s serious about it—more so than I for sure, and I’ve not the will to make a serious decision because of some joke. I just want her to stop talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

“Can we… maybe, change the subject?” I ask, hoping to drop the notion entirely in exchange for something a little more… desirable. I’d be satisfied at least with stalling for a while; talk about the weather while the thought sits and rots away the inside my brain like a parasite.

“What else is there to talk about? Caves? The ship? Oni?” she replies with another question, clearly eager on continuing down this path I’ve so clumsily laid out before her, “Besides, you brought it up.”

“Ugh,” I groan, a brutal reminder that I am indeed the one who set this course, and that nothing I can do will divert her attention from it. She continues to pressure me, as if she’s trying to tell me that I can and must commit to a decision here and now. Of course I’d rather not, but this is a hole I have dug myself into and all she seems to be doing is shoveling more dirt over top of me.

“Look,” I say, “You’ve been nothing but kind to me thus far, but I don’t want be forced into this because of some stupid joke.”

“Nobody’s forcing you,” she smiles, stating a plain fact. Only from a certain standpoint of truth, but no lie by any means.

“That isn’t the issue.”

“If you don’t want to just say so.”

“That isn’t the issue either!” I find myself growing frustrated. In her mind she only sees the possible outcomes of I will or will not have sex with her, but in my mind stands the heart of the issue that I merely do not wish to discuss the matter in a serious light at all.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7488697
Just bomb a lot, and get used to the umbrella and you'll do fine.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488662

I liked my version of events a bit more.

[Anonymous No.]

“It would seem that way, yes,” I say, unwilling to say more. Truthfully I’m a little perturbed by the fact that she had believed me to be anything but, though prior to my awakening in this cave gender identity—or the very concept of gender itself—was a non-issue. “Can we please just not talk about this anymore?”

“I wish we couldn’t, but you’ve started my mind down the slippery slope into the dirtiest filthiest depths of the gutter. A simple yes or no will satisfy my end just fine.”

…Why do I suddenly feel so tired? She continues to miss the point entirely, though she explains it more like she’s simply refusing to drop the subject. She tells me that she isn’t forcing me into anything, when her intention was to simply force me into making a decision.

But if I’m going to be dragged into this kicking and screaming, why not have some fun? I’ve no reason to refuse her beyond my somewhat subdued dislike for spirit creatures, and I believe that in her case it would be a non-issue.

“Well then I suppose you’ll have to suffice with a simple ‘yes’,” I say, smiling as I start to pull the dress over my head.

“Woah, woah! Woah!” But she pulls it back over me. I don’t quite understand why; the garment is an obstruction that should be removed. I’ve seen humans strip before mating several times—enough times to know what is and isn’t normal.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>7488709
alright I guess I'll try again sometime today

[Anonymous No.]

“What?” I ask, “You don’t want to anymore?”

“Err,” she seems suddenly uneasy, “I can see that you’re eager and all, but… You’re not really supposed to strip out in the open…”

“Why not?” Again, I fail to comprehend her reasoning. Ah, or could it be that perhaps she doesn’t want others to see me? Has she begun coveting me like some prized possession so soon? Is it entirely healthy for her to think of me in such a light? Perhaps this has something to do with the reason humans wear clothing in the first place—that being seen naked out in the open by others revolts them.

“What’s with that stupid grin?” she asks, putting an arm around my waist. It takes a good amount of effort merely to keep from attacking her.

Sometimes, reflex can be a spiteful thing, and I’m not used to nor am I particularly comfortable with this casual sort of contact. Normally I’d just attack anything that came within arm’s reach of me, but it would appear that I’ve got to do away with a number of nasty habits merely to be close to her. I feel that this will be a long, long, oh so very long night.

“Come on,” she pulls me with her arm, guiding me into the belly of the ship, “We can do it in my room.”

The room she leads me to is familiar. In fact, it just so happens to be the same room in which I first met her. Nothing of course has changed since my first visit; the place is still run down and smelling of rot. She sits me on her bed and begins to take her top off.

“Last chance to change your mind,” she says, smiling. Truth be told, I think she’s nervous and projecting her own wishes onto me. I fail to see the reason for her unease, especially when she said so herself—that nothing but pleasure can come of this. Though I wonder if it would be wrong of me to re-think my decision.

[Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

I've been skimming through my pixiv bookmarks and their favourites trying to find something neat to add to this thread
but all I can find is that Dragon's Crown Sorceress

[Anonymous No.]

I decide firmly against rethinking my choice. I’ve come too far and have become much too curious to turn back.

“Any reason why I should?” I ask, now finding time to pull the clothes off that Satori had stuffed me into. I look across the room to find Minamitsu pointing at me with another weird look on her face. I believe she’s begun to blush.

“You,” she stammers, “you don’t wear anything underneath that?”

“No. Why? Should I?”

“It’s up to you, I guess. I can’t exactly say I was expecting you to be so…”

“So… What?”

“Defenseless? I dunno,” she shrugs, “It kinda makes me wonder if you even realize the severity of what you’re getting yourself into. …Do you?”

“Do all humans as so many questions before mating? Or is this just one of your quirks?” I’m beginning to half-expect she’ll back out at the last minute. Were I to answer her question plainly, yes I understand what this is and the importance it holds in the minds of humans. Of course I’m no human, and the act of sex to me is a simple matter of enjoyment in my mind. Perhaps she had expected me to act differently, and my seeming lack of concern bugs her.

I get to my feet, tired of waiting as she fumbles with her top. I push her up against the wall and press my lips to hers. Though…

[Anonymous No.]

I’ve no clue where to go from here. I’ve seen humans do it all the time, but I neither understand the act nor the greater significance of it. I simply know it’s a manner of courtship ritual designed to put both parties at ease.

Fortunately, she takes the lead, wrapping her hands around my shoulders and neck and— Wait, she’s serious? Her tongue? Is this how it works? Lost and confused, I fall quickly to her advances.

“Ahh…” I have to step back; my mind is a blur. I didn’t realize it was quite so effective. …But what if what comes next feels even better? What then? I now realize just how unprepared I am for this sort of thing. I hadn’t expected that such a simple contact with her would cause my body to react so drastically.

She smiles at me, throwing the rest of her clothing off far quicker than before. She seems plenty more eager than before to get started. I consider it proof that the method works.

“You know,” she says, pushing me onto the bed by her shoulders, “You’re not a very good kisser.”

“Well I’ve never done it before!” I argue, failing to produce a more emphatic rebuttal. My mind is focused entirely on her at the moment, and I want her to kiss me again. Arguing with her will not help to facilitate that.

“Call this hands-on training, then,” she quickly becomes comfortable with me, and quicker still does she take the lead. I can’t even think of resisting her at this point, and even if I wanted to the impossible is still impossible. I want her to do more of these things with me.

She kisses me again, and my mind goes entirely blank once more. Any unnecessary thoughts; any unease or reluctance I had disappears in an instant. I can only concentrate on the warm and fuzzy sensation of her kissing my lips. I feel a cold but comforting hand sliding down my body…

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>7488724
I'm just starting to browse through there too to add some images to my folder.

Just found this so far though. Good god.

[Anonymous No.]

“Yeah,” she says, throwing a tattered bedsheet over the two of us, “cold hands, I know.”

“Eh?” I hadn’t realized it, but my body seems to have begun to act on its own. I find myself jolting and twisting at her every touch, crying out as a pleasure unimaginable envelops my senses. I hadn’t realized just how good a human body could feel.

Ahh, I don’t think I could ever want to go back. I love this. The closeless, the strange and new sensations, the base drives and instincts I never thought I had. I want to enjoy this. My body merely reacts to the sensations of her closeness, and can take a hike as far as my will is concerned. And then, she touches me. I nearly scream out as her fingers slide down to invade my body. It feels awkward, but the sensation brings with it an impossible feeling of warmth.

“You’re pretty sensitive,” she says, though I seem to have lost all capacity to speak. My body does most of the talking as she digs deeper and deeper into me as if trying to reach out through my navel.

“Ahhhhhhhh…” is about as much as I can manage. Were I in a more proper state of mind I believe it would sound something like, ‘hey, not too rough!’

But she pays little mind to my wishes, enjoying the tastes and sounds and sensations of my body at her own leisure. “Hey,” she whispers, “Not so loud!”

“Uhhnn…” I bite my lip, but silencing myself seems to be an exercise in futility. The moment she touches me somewhere that feels good I cry out even louder than before, and with each passing moment connected with her do I feel a sensation welling up and burning away deep inside me. I feel like it wants to get out, but every time I think about it the sensation dies down again. It’s frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

I latch onto her body, looking for warmth. She cries out as I find it, and I try with all my might to simply not hurt her. Every part of my body that I can still control completely gravitates toward her, seeking to pull her closer. She yelps, “Ah, hey!”

“Mmm, sorry…” I mumble as I release her.

“Heh, a little lower if you don’t mind.” I listen, moving one of the blade-like appendages on my back down her body while still trying to stave off my body’s will to simply flail about, “No, no! Use the other side! The bluish ones!”

“Hahah, Ngh!!” I try to laugh, but then she strikes a nerve. The feeling becomes unbearable, and my body moves on its own as the heat buried inside me comes rushing to the surface, “Mmmh!”

“That’s right!” Minamitsu cries as I find warmth, “Right there!” I have difficulty realizing that I’ve begun to reciprocate what she’s been doing to me this entire time. I simply feel warmth and try to crawl deeper into it.

She begins quickening her movements as my insides feel like bursting. But what explodes is not only my body but my mind as well, as if every nerve in my body capable of feeling anything at all fires all at once. What previously was pleasurable before becomes a sensation near that of pain, and I fear that I might lose consciousness or simply die from it.

But I don’t. Minamitsu relents, and I’m left a quivering and heaving wreck of a youkai on her bed. I feel her hand and fingers withdraw, shuddering with the sensation. She kisses me yet again, not as deeply as before, and sits up beside me.

“Not bad,” she giggles, “for a first-timer.”

[Anonymous No.]

“Uuugh…” I still seem to be unable to form words coherently, “Wha—What was that…?!”

“Call it the joy of the human form.”

“That’s not what I meant!” I pause, having second thoughts about arguing with her now. But she stands, throwing her clothes on and not even allowing me the chance, “Where’re you going?” I ask, sitting up.

“Well,” she explains with levity, “After a good pillowing it’s only normal to go have a bath. And there’s a hot spring nearby that I think’d really hit the spot. But it’s up to you.”

“I’m tiiiired~!” I grumble, wallowing in some of the unwanted aftereffects of the exertion. I find myself coming out of a daze unlike any other, and though I don’t necessarily dislike what I had done. I am having difficulty understanding the sensations I felt and am still feeling, however. The one sensation on my mind most troubling is of course the re-emerging hunger. Any meal I ate prior to this feels as if it went to waste. Ahh, eating an entire city of humans now wouldn’t even begin to fill my stomach.

“Well you can stay here if you’d like, but you’ll stink tomorrow and nobody will want to be around you. Come on, let’s go.”

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

I'm bored.

[Nitori's Faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488788
Go read a book. Maybe not a phone book because you might get tempted to prank call someone.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488947

You were waiting for an opportunity to post that, weren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488955
Who wouldn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw Nue means "naked" in french.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488964
In french the e is silent tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488964
...

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7488964
>>7488970

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joUsijpw-2Y

As close to naked as I can post.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid Sexy Nue

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

>>7488982
Rocko's Modern Life was so wonderfully fucked.

>>7488984
I've had extended discussions with people about the possibilities of these things. It's a terribly interesting subject.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488982
Voicing strong approval, again.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought that was a female Ashton Anchors

[Anonymous No.]

I bet you people are sick enough to want to fuck this nue.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7489371

Well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489371
Not that version. Probably this one. http://exhentai.org/g/332134/bbd33b8950/

Has anyone done any good mature Nue H?

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489371

Maybe I would. If she was okay with it as well...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489488
This is easily my favourite nue picture

[Anonymous No.]

>>7488615
>>7488642
>>7488655
>>7488718
>>7488775
So what exactly is the connection between Nue and shrimp tempura? And yes, I know about the ASCII art.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7489652

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489689
Fuck this shit.
I'm going to sleep.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7489771

It remains a mystery.

[Anonymous No.]

Ever had fried shrimp dipped in honey mustard? That's some good stuff.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7489900

I'm hungry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489903

Want some cake?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7489926

Man, I'd kill for some cake right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489900
Have I just greatly failed a SAN Check, or does it look like she's getting violated by fried shrimp?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr7If2uGjMY

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489940
It's only your imagination, man. Get your mind out of the gutter and move along.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

/jp/ - ebi furai general

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

I didn't get to post this in the last Nue thread so I'll do it in this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489947
I should never have went to those cult meetings . . .

[Anonymous No.]

I like Nue. I hope ZUN also likes Nue enough to bring her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7489941
А Рома-то обоссался!

[Anonymous No.]

touhous make for the weirdest fetishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>7490050
That would mean she'd have to whore herself and bribe ZUN with her body, like Aya and Sanae did.

Do you really want her to be deflied like that?

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love bow ties

[Anonymous No.]

>>7490069
I don't see the problem.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

her skirt/dress is kinda of short, eh?

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

I haven't seen this one posted in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

FRIED SHRIMP GOES HERE

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7490101

That's a big part of the appeal.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

So ero-kawaii

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

I wouldn't mind having this painted on my ceiling.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

Would you like a Nue with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7490397
Please don't eat Nue.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

Nue could be a cat if she wanted to, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7490406
But she looks so delicious.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

black is sexy.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7490417

That's an understatement.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>7490422
Nue is sexy

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7490435

Nue is the sexiest.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, you two. What did you do to her THIS time?

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7490453
Imagine having Nue as your sister.

Then imagine having her as a girlfriend instead.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7490803

I'm afraid I wont be able to process that information without losing my mind.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>7490803

This is not hard to do, given she can change shape.

I mean, hell, we're already playing pretend by having Nue at all, we might as well play pretend in the world of pretend where Nue adopts one female form to be our sister and another female form to be our girlfriend.

Metapretending, getting us sister girlfriends since UFO.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7491145

>sister girlfriends

The greatest thing since bread came sliced... wait, that probably existed before. Oh well...

Still pretty great.

I'm not sure if you like hockey much but I hope you're enjoying that win, man.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7491163
I enjoyed them Canadian riots.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>7491163
Having seen Nue in a school uniform I think I can die peacefully.

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>>7490462
That picture... it's just really beautiful

You have my thanks for posting it

[Anonymous No.]

go to bed

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

my favorite.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

>>7491163

I picked it and basketball up while in college because I needed something to watch when baseball and football were done. I do basketball better in terms of regular season, but I've found that no professional sports playoffs are better than hockey playoffs. Two teams I could not give a combined quarter of a shit about will keep me glued to my seat for 60 minutes and I have no idea why.

I'm particularly happy for Bergeron, and, to a lesser extent, Kaberle. I also love that Marchand has a title already because it means he's going to blossom into an even bigger ass than he already is and it will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised Nue doesn't get raped more often. You'd think artists would be all over her, with her sexy looks and the whole "she's been beaten by humans before" thing.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7491236

Playoff hockey should be considered a different sport, really. Still, it doesn't compare to even regular season football games for me.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7491239

custard... i mean sauce...

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>>7491145
Well played, sir, even though that is not what I meant. Nonetheless, well played. Almost enough to invite you to my Nue's residence and have... certain relations with her. Almost.

>>7491135
You would lose your mind if you knew who everyone is, then. Also, this picture should be perfect to frame and hang on your wall, no?


... Oh gods, my little sister might be Nue using her ability. And I just got us a house in the middle of nowhere, too.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7491443

It certainly is a nice picture and I appreciate you sharing it with me... but if I were to get one framed it would be one of just Aya. I'm sure you understand.

Nue's temptation is the hardest to resist, after all.

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>>7491464
I understand perfectly. Her... wings. Yes, the wings. And clothes. And the tails. But mostly the clothes.

But what if the picture is actually one of Nue, and she's using a seed of misidentification to make you think that it's a picture of Aya? That's scary.

I worry about these things.

Though I like Aya's looks in that picture better than Nue's, honestly.

>>7491145
>>7491163
>sister girlfriends
Only a certain miko can have that spot in my life.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7491544

Get out of my head, Charles.

Where are you from, by the way? I don't think I've asked you that before.

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>>7491560
North-eastern US.

I've been wondering if you're some sort of clone of my future self.

[Anonymous No.]

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7491588

It's certainly possible that we are the same person. I don't have enough information to confirm this yet, though.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7491588

>future self

Wait, what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7491594
that's...not as enjoyable in context

[Anonymous No.]

>>7491611
Many things aren't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7491604
Was a random thought that occurred a while back while discussing methods of spoiling my little sister.

Sadly, a certain nineball has been capturing my affection lately.

[Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI No.]

>>7491639

You know, I've been aching for a Cirno thread lately... when's a good time for you?

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

one more before bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7491642
I can post some now, but I'm heading off soon after I consume my dinner. Sleep during the day, carry a parasol when outside, and all that. Another 10 hours and I'll usually be around again.

I'll probably add some Daiyousei in there, too.

In Aya's defense, Suika intentionally increased the alcohol level in her sake.