/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:05:06 2011 No.7488180 [Reply] [Original]

Fapping has gotten boring for me.
So I decide to look for an onahole because I keep seeing you guys making thread of it and how good it is.

Thinking of getting the Seventeen Evo, what are you thoughts about it?
Anyway, did you guys have problems (reaction) with your parents about this? Because I am pretty sure they will discover sooner or later.

Onahole general.

Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:10:06 2011 No.7488190

I have the Seventeen Evo. I like it but it's hard to clean and turning it inside out as had the insert unglued from the main sleeve and it's also started ripping after less then 20 uses. You can't really clean it properly without doing so also.

http://www.masturbator101.com/masturbator_maintenance.html

I'm kind of pissed. Pics to come in a few.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:11:06 2011 No.7488191 If your parents find out just tell them you put your spare change in it. On a side note, put your spare change in it when done.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:22:06 2011 No.7488210 File: 433 KB, 1355x1498, evo 01 - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pics of an Evo Seventeen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:23:06 2011 No.7488214 File: 783 KB, 2000x1500, evo 02 - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Insert basically came unglued from the main sleeve when washing. Perhaps I shouldn't have turned it inside out as much.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:24:06 2011 No.7488216 Why is male masturbation so goddamn difficulty and high-maintenance? Fuck this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:25:06 2011 No.7488222 >>7488190 Well, I have seen lot of people saying it's durable. However it does really looks like a pain to clean. >>7488191 >spare change You serious?

Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:27:06 2011 No.7488231
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Insert ripping from cleaning and/or use?

Overall kind of disappoint for what I payed for it. I don't know if it was improper care, my member not being a smaller Asian version or just flimsy manufacturing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:32:06 2011 No.7488244 >>7488214 Same thing happened to me. I replaced it with one of these: http://www.e-nls.com/pict1-14651?c2=12001310 - much more durable and easy to clean.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:46:06 2011 No.7488287 >>7488244 That looks good. There is the R20 too. Fucking choices..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:48:06 2011 No.7488292 File: 36 KB, 254x373, 27298-butt_head.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7488231 Your wiener was in that.

Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:55:06 2011 No.7488321
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I was tempted to blow $80 on a black fliphole a while ago. Sitting at the order page.

Then I fapped and realized what a waste of money that would've been. The maintenance alone makes it not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 10:59:06 2011 No.7488341 What lube does /jp/ recommend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 11:00:06 2011 No.7488344 >>7488341 ID glide.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 11:00:06 2011 No.7488348 >>7488341 Diarrhea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 11:07:06 2011 No.7488375 >>7488341 diarrhea

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 11:14:06 2011 No.7488404 >>7488341 Gonna have to go with diarrhea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 11:17:06 2011 No.7488418 >>7488321 I agree. I don't see the appeal of fancy faps at all. Must be a non-virgin thing, or people who want to be non-virgin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 11:22:06 2011 No.7488436 >>7488418 What's with this "buying onaholes is stooopid, don't do it" hipster fad? If you don't want to, then don't post here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 14:56:06 2011 No.7489192 >>7488436 He was probably trolling because the alternative implies that he's too stupid to get out of bed in the morning without choking on his own drool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 14:59:06 2011 No.7489205 File: 37 KB, 640x352, [Mazui]_Ore_No_Imouto_-_14_[SD][7EA51F50].mkv_snapshot_14.04_[2011.05.03_11.11.09].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7488418

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 15:05:06 2011 No.7489217 How it is compared to real vaginas ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 15:13:06 2011 No.7489241 >>7489217 >implying /jp/ knows how real vaginas feel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 15:17:06 2011 No.7489248 >>7489241 It's actually pretty cool when you realize that it will make absolutely no difference whether it feels realistic, because your perception of what a vagina feels like will be based on your experience with onaholes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 16 15:22:06 2011 No.7489257 Fleshlight is recommended. Especially Wonder Wave. So many happy endings in Gensokyo with my fleshlights now.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:14:06 2011 No.7490998

I didn't think the seventeen evo would handle being turned inside out, so I never really bothered trying. I basically just end up fingering it with soap and water, rinsing it out really well, and then let it dry (the 17 gets enough air in that it drys out reasonably well without flipping it).

As for how good it is, I really like it. I had a regular fleshlight but I didn't really like it. Maybe I needed better inserts, but the standard one kind of sucks. I got both the seventeen evo and the seven, but the um, lack of symmetry in the evo is way better I think. The seven has a bit of a sharp angle that doesn't play well with me, although I still use it from time to time, since it's size lets you do some handywork on the outside to improve the effect. But the seventeen is definately a good one to start with, while it hasn't replaced old fashion fapping (mainly cause it's way less effort) it's definately good for a change.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:21:06 2011 No.7491021 >>7490998 Yeah, turning an onahole inside out seems like a great way to cut its lifetime in half. No wonder they recommend doing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:33:06 2011 No.7491059 No one has tales of embarrassment from the time their mom found their rubber vaginas? Come on now, don't be shy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:37:06 2011 No.7491075 >>7491059 I've seen posts about them being discovered on delivery, but not afterward, strangely.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:41:06 2011 No.7491086

Have the Evo 17, insert started coming unattatched but it hasnt fallen out after ~8 months of ownership. It feels fucking fantastic, like its really pulling on your dick. The nubs and wave thing in the entrance are absolute bliss and i find myself using the entrance on my tip alot more than thrusting all the way, though both are really enjoyable. Get lots of lube, it feels alot better with some slickness than it does tight. Also, when I cum its like a punishment game pulling out my dick afterward... my penis gets so sensitive that pulling it out feels TOO good and I have had a second orgasm on more than one occasion just pulling my dick out....

Keep a towel under yourself and clean up well. Don't get one if you can't have a LOT of free time to clean it out and use it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:49:06 2011 No.7491106 >>7488214 >>7488244 I told you guys you didn't need to turn them inside out to clean them.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:56:06 2011 No.7491124
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I don't have a onahole, mine is somewhat similar to this, but my parents have never known about it. I have a lock box that I keep mine in. Worth every penny, I'll never be able to fap old school style ever again.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 00:59:06 2011 No.7491131 File: 229 KB, 640x356, 1307907152186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7491124 OVER TWENTY POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:03:06 2011 No.7491141 I am thinking sometimes, is this loud with lube? I rather not have my parents hear such noises.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:04:06 2011 No.7491143 >>7491141 Very loud. Squish squish squish lewd noises. Also typical FLOP sound when you pull out of them.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:05:06 2011 No.7491146

>>7488321
The maintenance of a Flip Hole is seriously nothing. You cum then rinse it off, apply some gentle soap, rinse ad let it dry. It is a real good fap too, well I know the white one is. Sudo has a black one if I recall correctly, but he never said a great deal about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:09:06 2011 No.7491157 >>7491131 I've always thought it was about as loud as chewing gum with your mouth open.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:10:06 2011 No.7491162 >>7488341 Pepee or KY Silk E. I counted yesterday 50 drops when I was lubing mine and it's almost more than enough. Pepee does feel really good though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:15:06 2011 No.7491175 >>7491162 Peaces is also supposed to be good, although I never used it. I tried Hole-In and it was alright. Nothing special. The best feeling so far has been Pepee.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:16:06 2011 No.7491179 I've debated ordering one, but it seems like it would spoil you and you could never enjoy normal masturbation again. You'd have to keep buying them as they wear out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:19:06 2011 No.7491186 >>7491179 As long as you take care of them they'll last you a long time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:22:06 2011 No.7491194 Why is male masturbation toys looked at strangely or pathetically when women whore on about vibrators all the fucking time?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:25:06 2011 No.7491205 >>7491194 Why are there no vibrators for men?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:27:06 2011 No.7491212 >>7491205 there are; they go up your butt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:27:06 2011 No.7491215 File: 73 KB, 500x402, Hangebauchschwein.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7491194 such is life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:28:06 2011 No.7491220 >>7491179 I ordered a tenga egg a while back and it actually made me realize how much I take normal fapping for granted. Aside from the fact it felt worse than normal fapping, the difference in clean up will make you appreciate fapping with your hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:30:06 2011 No.7491225 >>7491194 Because women can get dick anytime they want so it's not pathetic for them to buy a toy. Men on the other hand is a different story.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:34:06 2011 No.7491243 >>7491225 0/10 If you don't weigh 400 pounds, women aren't that hard to get. And if the people here aren't lying about being otaku, chances are they don't want them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:34:06 2011 No.7491244 >>7491225 Actually the fact that you can get dick anyitme you want makes it pathetic to buy a toy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:36:06 2011 No.7491254 >>7491243 >chances are they don't want them. Delusional, virgin otaku detected. Whatever helps you sleep at night bro.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:36:06 2011 No.7491255 >>7491212 That makes no sense

>>	「ロリあき」 Fri Jun 17 01:37:06 2011 No.7491257 >>7491244 I believe there may be a difference in getting idck and getting GOOD dick that makes a toy a logical option.

>>	Me Fri Jun 17 01:38:06 2011 No.7491263 this may be great... but here is really hard to find, and expensive

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:39:06 2011 No.7491265 >>7489217 spoilers: real vaginas don't feel as good/intense. expect your first few times having sex to not even have an orgasm unless you stop masturbating for a week. however, the rest of sex is superior to fucking a lifeless piece of silicone.

>>	「ロリあき」 Fri Jun 17 01:39:06 2011 No.7491266 >>7491254 Back to wherever the fuck you came from, outsider.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:41:06 2011 No.7491271 >>7491265 >the rest of sex is superior to fucking a lifeless piece of silicone There's more to sex than penis in vagina?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:42:06 2011 No.7491275 >>7491254 >>>/a/ >>>/b/ >>>/soc/ >>7491271 The voice acting?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:44:06 2011 No.7491281 >>7491243 Yea as long as you spend money women are easy to get.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:44:06 2011 No.7491283 I want an onahole with a speaker on it. So the faster the pace the more it will moan for you.

>>	「ロリあき」 Fri Jun 17 01:47:06 2011 No.7491292 >>7491283 FUND IT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:48:06 2011 No.7491294 >>7491265 Why dont real vaginas feel as good?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:48:06 2011 No.7491296 >>7491281 The only women that don't cost money are the ones that are raped.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:48:06 2011 No.7491297 >>7491271 He's probably talking about that "Feelings" bullshit part which no man has.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:49:06 2011 No.7491299 >>7491294 because theres a slut attached to them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:51:06 2011 No.7491306 >>7491297 I don't know about that. I'd rather have a loving relationship and hold hands etc than have sex. Neither will happen though because women are the ones without actual feelings.

Sudo !Tohsaka8ks Fri Jun 17 01:56:06 2011 No.7491310
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>>7491146
I do have the Black, and it's pretty nice. I'd say it's worth the money. I can't compare it to anything else though, since I don't have any other onaholes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 01:59:06 2011 No.7491313 >>7491271 >>7491275 >>7491297 unless you're with a cheap prostitute, there's lots more to sex than penis & vagina.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:00:06 2011 No.7491317 >>7491283 there's already a usb vagina that you can get software/games for it..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:01:06 2011 No.7491321 File: 451 KB, 848x477, 1307907216332.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7491306

>>	「ロリあき」 Fri Jun 17 02:03:06 2011 No.7491330 >>7491306 They have feelings, but the intense inborn selfishness just makes them seem unfeeling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:04:06 2011 No.7491333 >>7491243 Yes, literally any idiot can get laid if he tries hard enough. Even you, /jp/. However, real women are gross and that's why we post here... so enough of this "real sex" bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:04:06 2011 No.7491335 >>7491310 Right. I don't have any experience outside of the White. First couple of times I used it felt kind of odd, once I figured out how much and what type of lube to use and let myself feel it more, it was a worthy purchase.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:09:06 2011 No.7491343

My problem with the idea of dating is that I will never find a girl who is truly an otaku.

At this point I would be perfectly happy with dating a morbidly obese girl if she was a virgin, regularly played visual novels, enjoyed eroge, collected figures, etc. The looks part is more or less irrelevant, it's just so hard to find a girl who has a personality that would fit well with my own. I'd rather be alone than be with someone who doesn't share the same interests that I have.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:12:06 2011 No.7491360 >>7491343 or even worse, someone who wanted you to give up your hobbies...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:15:06 2011 No.7491369 >>7491343 >>7491360 Don't derail this thread into this kind of shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:16:06 2011 No.7491373 >>7491369 The thread was already derailed.

「ロリあき」 Fri Jun 17 02:17:06 2011 No.7491375

>>7491343
A girl supportive of my NEETness would be amazing... She's go to work to support me, then come home for an evening of stoned Shmup-ing. But I don't think I could have enjoyable sex with her, what with her 3rd dimension and all. Maybe she could shlick to bishonen while I fap to galge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:20:06 2011 No.7491385 >>7491373 It's now going to turn into lonely bullshit that belongs on /a/, >>7491375 being an indicator of things to come. Fuck you guys.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:20:06 2011 No.7491386

>>7491343

This is why I'm just waiting for artificial intelligence.

I have no need for the physical love of a woman. I can cover that part by myself easily. It's the emotional companionship that I sometimes long for but it's almost impossible to find someone who has the character traits that I would value in a woman, not to mention the specific interests and hobbies that she would have to have for me to feel any interest at all.

With artificial intelligence though, you could have some kind of text based AI running 24/7 on your computer and you would communicate with her whenever you're awake. At first it would be like having a text-based daughter because I'd imagine you would have to teach her about the world and introduce her to different concepts but eventually she would turn into a best friend and a lover. Unfortunately the technology just isn't here yet, but I can wait a decade or so. I can't imagine it would be much longer than that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:21:06 2011 No.7491388 File: 83 KB, 489x551, mikuty_d29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys, is this any good? I wanna' pretend I'm bangin' Miku.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:21:06 2011 No.7491389 >>7491375 It'll be easier if you just don't look at it. This is what posters are for.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:22:06 2011 No.7491392 >>7491385 This is what you get for mentioning real sex and women in these threads. Enjoy the derailment, pigfucker.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:26:06 2011 No.7491402 >>7491386 Isn't there already something like this? I recall threads about a very simple AI that would learn from the things that you said to her. I can't recall the name but it was interesting.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:29:06 2011 No.7491413
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>>7491386
>a decade

You just went full retard. The best we have is shit like clever bot and that isn't even really AI.

What you described is at least 50 years away and most likely not in our lifetime. It'll be at least 200 years before we see shit like in Ressentiment.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:31:06 2011 No.7491420 >>7491333 I bet if a woman were to rape you, you would cum within seconds and enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:32:06 2011 No.7491424 >>7491420 Probably, yeah. It's still something I don't want.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:34:06 2011 No.7491432 >>7491375 So you want someone to support your non working ass for free? And you guys bitch about how women want money? AHAHAHA OH WOW.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:34:06 2011 No.7491435 >>7491392 I never mentioned real sex or women in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:35:06 2011 No.7491438 >>7491435 It's funny how you don't deny having sex with pigs.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:37:06 2011 No.7491441
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>>7491360
your otaku death has already been predicted. you'll meet an aggressive girl that will seem interested in anime & games; then she'll fuck you a few times and then take away all your hobbies so you'll give ever minute of your attention to her. you won't even realize it's happening. one day you'll get a moment alone from her without some assigned task from her. you'll go online and realize you missed 2 seasons of new anime, manga is long lost, and that game you had a pre-order wasn't even installed. your shelf where your figurines were once proudly lined up is now barren & dusty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:40:06 2011 No.7491449 >2011 >still replies to retarded posts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:45:06 2011 No.7491463 >>7491438 No one asked me. I haven't had sex, though. The closest thing to it that I've ever experienced has been doing things with my sister. Even then, nothing penetrative.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:46:06 2011 No.7491465 This won't happen if you remain steadfast in your rejection of 3D women.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:46:06 2011 No.7491467

I've been waiting for one of these threads, too bad I'm late.

Does anyone have any good recommendations for a durable onahole? By durable, I mean something that will last a few months and feels good. I've owned the seventeen evo, seven, and r-20.

Seventeen is good while it lasts, but IMO not worth it since it will be done after a few weeks.

Seven was meh when I first got it but after using it more it's become my favorite. It's small, feels good, and because of its size, easy to clean and prepare. It's also pretty cheap, but be careful if you have a big penis. I think mine is below average and I can't fit it all in. The hole will also stretch the more you use it. It's lasted me over a month now and is still good, but I can feel places that are starting to tear. I expect in a few more weeks it will be done as well.

The r-20 is probably the best all-around onahole. It's pretty big, feels good, and is decently durable. Even then it's still starting to tear.

I was thinking of getting one of the kashin's or a meiki. I don't really care how much it costs as long as it lasts and feels good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:47:06 2011 No.7491468 >>7491463 The joke was that they called you a "pigfucker". >I've ever experienced has been doing things with my sister Do go on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:47:06 2011 No.7491469 >>7491388 is that the one with gears?

>>	Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Fri Jun 17 02:50:06 2011 No.7491478 >>7491469 >gears I'm not sure I'd want to stick my penis inside something that has gears in it. Then again, I'd never use any of these.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:53:06 2011 No.7491488 >>7491478 When I get a new one you can have my old one. If you want it let me know. I'll pay the shipping.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 02:53:06 2011 No.7491492 >>7491467 I'm a fan of the Secret Twin Tales series. They're small, snug, and pleasurable, and last a good three months of regular use if you are careful on the cleanup.

>>	Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Fri Jun 17 03:12:06 2011 No.7491528 >>7491488 I really appreciate the offer but I think I'll pass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 03:13:06 2011 No.7491535 >>7491492 And they come with little girl pantsu too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 03:14:06 2011 No.7491538 >>7491528 Your loss.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 03:15:06 2011 No.7491541 >>7488190 If anyone is following this guide. You are an idiot. You will break them if u do this.

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Anonymous Fri Jun 17 14:13:06 2011 No.7493126

Has anyone ordered stuff from e-nls? I ordered a few things last time with dhl shipping. It was good, plain cardboard box covered in a DHL sleeve. BUT, the packing slip was clearly visible in a plastic sleeve outside the cover. To make matters worse, it was folded so you could see the contents," 1 Lotion, 1 Lotion, 2 electronic toys, 1 Rubber Toy, 1 Rubber toy." It was pretty embarrassing, especially since I had to have it delivered to my moms house because I wouldn't be home to sign for it. Luckily, I don't think she noticed. At least I hope she didn't and is just not saying anything.

Has this happened to anyone else before? Also, if you get something shipped from ems or dhl, can you request "no signature required"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 14:25:06 2011 No.7493163 >>7492138 So... Do they fuck each other?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 14:26:06 2011 No.7493167 >>7493163 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 14:34:06 2011 No.7493190 I don't care about all your loneliness. Just tell me the story of how your mother caught you fapping or found your onahole with/without your dick inside it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 14:37:06 2011 No.7493198 >>7493167 Pictures, where they at?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 14:50:06 2011 No.7493258 File: 1.02 MB, 2500x1500, rd176_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How to hide from parents?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 15:00:06 2011 No.7493286 >>7493258 Under the bed. When found, just tell them that it's a dead body that you're currently in the process of removing from the premises.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 15:03:06 2011 No.7493296 >>7493258 >not over over 20lbs of ass and pussy your parents are gonna think you're a fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 15:15:06 2011 No.7493343 Anon, we are wainting for your "caught" story.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 15:24:06 2011 No.7493367

>>7493343
When trying to recall, I realize I've had a ridiculous amount of dreams where I've carelessly left a sex toy laying around in open sight where other family members are likely to find it. Never actually happened, but the fact that it even affects my dreams on a regular basis shows that I have some serious anxiety about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 15:30:06 2011 No.7493380 >>7491388 This was my first Onahole . It broke on first use. My dick is tiny. I was gentle. Don't get it.

Anonymous Fri Jun 17 15:49:06 2011 No.7493417

>>7493343
I was showing my dad something on my TV which is located right in front of my bed but I had forgotten I hadn't put away the onahole right under my covers. So he sat down right on it and it made that aweful "SHHURRRPPPPPTTTTHHHH" sound. "What the hell was that?!" then he reaches under my covers and gives out a "oh...". We have a moment of silence then I change the subject.

Still no idea if he knew what it was or not.

sugoi hazukashi monogatari otosan~

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 17 16:22:06 2011 No.7493497 >>7493417 Muto! Muto stories!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 00:15:06 2011 No.7495580 File: 89 KB, 300x526, hard-tenga-deep-throat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just got one of these in the mail It seems kind of small ... and I'm not even that big

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 00:26:06 2011 No.7495606

I keep mine in the freezer in my room and no one has discovered it so far. I use it when I open my window, so everyone can hear the squishing and slurping noises coupled with my moans and sighs.

Then when I'm done they hear that little popping noise when I take my penis out.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 00:29:06 2011 No.7495613 >>7495606 I don't know if there's gonna be much squishing and slurping if you're using it right out of the freezer...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 00:36:06 2011 No.7495637 How are you people so loud?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 00:57:06 2011 No.7495705 Can anyone here who's uncut share if using a hole os some kind is difficult in any way?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 00:59:06 2011 No.7495710 >>7495705 Not really. Most of the world isn't Jewish and they get by.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:01:06 2011 No.7495716 >>7495710 ... I meant with a toy

Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:01:06 2011 No.7495717
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>Buy Seven like a month ago
>Great faps for a few days
>Didn't buy any lube and the sample that it came with quickly ran out
I'll get around to buying more lube one of these days, but damn, I'm lazy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:03:06 2011 No.7495721 >>7495716 Then let me rephrase that. None of the target market is Jewish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:04:06 2011 No.7495725 >>7495705 Shouldn't you be completely pulled back when you're erect anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:05:06 2011 No.7495731 >>7495721 You do know the circumcision isn't only practiced by jews right? >>7495725 Yes but i'm worried about things inside the toy pulling at my foreskin in uncomfortable ways.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:06:06 2011 No.7495738 >>7495731 Don't be jewish with the lube and you'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:08:06 2011 No.7495748 >>7495738 So my junk should look like slimer from the Ghostbusters?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:10:06 2011 No.7495759 Uncut and tight foreskin is an issue I have but with proper lube it is fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:11:06 2011 No.7495769 File: 210 KB, 600x881, bokuona_dx_manga.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7495748 Yes. As described in this one page, don't be stingy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:13:06 2011 No.7495776 >>7493126 Same thing happened to me. But since I signed for it, it was just between me and the mailwoman (she found it quite amusing). Still, I'm afraid to import again after that, thinking of what could have happened.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:13:06 2011 No.7495778 File: 383 KB, 600x881, bokuona_dx_manga_eng.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7495769 woops wrong one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:20:06 2011 No.7495806 >>7495776 >>7493126 Shit. I was about to make a big order at e-nls but this is giving me second thoughts as I live with my parents. I guess I'll just have to time it just right. It doesn't help that my father is friendly with the mailwoman though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:21:06 2011 No.7495812 >>7495806 Could you get a PO Box?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:28:06 2011 No.7495849 >>7495812 I guess I could but that would probably make things worse seeing as I don't leave the house often. How big do they make those anyway?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:47:06 2011 No.7495941 >>7495849 Looks like they don't make em that large and the fees already aren't worth it. I'll take my chances if I do make the order.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:51:06 2011 No.7495958 >>7495941 I would expect most things to fit in a 5" x 5" x 15" box.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:53:06 2011 No.7495962 >>7495806 e-nls writes unrelated things on their slips. I feel like a broken record saying this all the time, but mine had "toy for baby" written for the contents.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 01:58:06 2011 No.7495986 >>7495958 big order

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 03:10:06 2011 No.7496203 >>7495962 >toy for baby What the hell did you buy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 12:41:06 2011 No.7497663 Are there any good alternatives for lube?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 12:44:06 2011 No.7497672 >>7495962 Baby's first onahole?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 13:02:06 2011 No.7497718 >>7497663 spit works fine

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 18 13:03:06 2011 No.7497719 >>7497663 Microwaved butter.

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