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[Anonymous No.]

Newfags can't Sion correctly

[Anonymous No.]

Why would anyone want to Sion?

[Anonymous No.]

No, Sion, you are the newfriends.
And then Sion made a hundred threads trying to fit in.

[Anonymous No.]

I know right. They been calling me Sion all week.

[Anonymous No.]

Sion? I have no idea what you all are talking about . .

[Anonymous No.]

They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin
Im standin at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping
What you know bout me
What you
What you
What you know bout me
What you know bout me

[Alicia Melchiott !MuQGL65shc No.]

A silent melody
A surface memory
A sound symphony
Became a part of me
A sudden shift between
A different frequency
My hand has spread the sea
It's like there's a God in me

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how many old /jp/ers are actually left now. This place is fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

Lu La lu La piano wa sekai no yumesaku nohara ni melody
Kowareta tokei wo shinjite jikan wa dare no mikata?
Doushite konna ni watashi no mune yasashii dareka wo matteruno?
Oshiete sutekina mirai Moonlight,moonlight sleepin'
Lu La lu La Omoide ringo ni mezame no shoujo ga kiss shite
Setsunaku hirogeta hon niwa futari no bell ga naruyo
Dakishimetaikara itoshiihito
Mou nakanaidene Good bye sadness
Fushigina tobira no moji wa [Soramimi cake]
Wonderland! youkoso kiminiwa Fairyland! ai no mahou nano
Love's all way! Mainichi fuwafuwa komugi no yuuwaku
Cake for you! tabetene konya wa Tea for you! seiza no ochakai
Mado ni tenshi no chorus kiminiwa soramimi? sukidayo sukidayo no koe
Lu La lu La Piano ni sekai wa yumemiru chiisana melody
Yubikara inori no waltz ga afureteii kimochine
Itsudemo sunaona watashi no mune shizuka ni nemuri no aisatsu
Himitsu no onegai dakara Holly,Holly whisper
Lu La lu La dokodemo danro wa mikkagetten kara oriruhimo
Kogoeru tabibito no kokoro tokashite Hug shiteruyo
Kireina kuuki ni hikari no michi mayowasu arukeba Welcome pleasure
Hitomi ni ukanda moji wa [Soramimi no cake]
Wonderland! youkoso kiminiwa Fairyland! koi no yorokobi wo
Love's all way! mainichi wakuwaku komugi no bouken
Cake for you! chiisana shiawase Tea for you! daisukina egao de
mado ni tenshi no chorus kiminiwa soramimi? sukidayo sukidayo no koe

[Anonymous No.]

Am I doing it right

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

kawaii nante sonnakoto iccha dame desu!
huwahuwa ichigotachi ga yattekuru
urusai koe ga chikazuitekuru
huwahuwa ichigotachi ga yattekuru
amakute suppai kaori ga suru
chiguhagu na iro de iimon, rakugaki shichaou!
shippai mo atarimae dayone?
watashitachi wo yurushite agenasai!
okoranaide ne okoranaide, suki ni sasete ne
otona ni wa wakannai suteki kiseki kanpeki (hai!)
kawaii nante sonnakoto iccha dame desu!
totetsumonai egao mashimaro na onnanoko
I C H I G O Girl Go Go Girl Ichigo Love!

[Anonymous No.]

Aimai san senchi sorya puni tte koto kai? Choh!
Rappingu ga seifuku...daa furi tte kotanai pu.
Ganbaccha, yacchaccha
Son to kyaacchi & Release gyoh
Ase (Fuu) ase (Fuu) no tanima ni Darlin' darlin' F R E E Z E!!
Nanka daruu nanka deruu
Aishiteruu aree ikko ga chigatteru n ruu
Nayaminbouu koutetsubouu
Oishinboo iikagen ni shi nasai
Tondetta aitsu no hoteru karada tte
Iwayuru futsuu no onya no ko
Odoroita atashi dake? Tonkotsu harigane o-kawari da da da
BON-BON ooendan
Let's get! Cherii pai
RAN-RAN kangeekai
Look up! Senseeshon
Hai! Sonzaikan tenten shouwakusei
Butsukatte tokemashita boozen
Ooi ni utatte shirenjaa
Motte ike!
Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu
Seeraa fuku da kara desu ketsuron
Getsuyoubi na no ni!
Kigen warui no dou suru yo?
Natsufuku ga ii no desu Kawaii
Sekkin san pikuto suru made tte chuucho da yan.
Ganbatte harikitte My Darlin' darlin' P L E A S E!!

>>7477612
Probably just me and you, Sion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7477614
wow azumanga op, good memories.

[Anonymous No.]

As a kid, I was known, son of a thug
Snub-nosed .38 in the glove, who can relate with us?
Never had an easy life, shit's way out
Clips spray out, fools pay out or play out
Any scenario, been there, done that
Gone where some of y'all niggaz, couldn't come back
Been through the hottest parts of hell
Came back with a hard shell and, hard as nails
I went through it all, do it all, screw it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>7477612
None, see picture.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Moriagarii morisagarii
Koishitarii mada naisho ni shi to ite rinrii
Amaenbouu youjinbouu
Tsuushinboo chooshi koite gyokusai
Fundetta aitsu ni koyubi itai tte
Oogesa chiraari kuro niihai
Zettai ja n ryouiki ja n? Namaashi tsurupika o-nedari da da da
MON-MON moosouden
Let's go! paru shinden
YAI-YAI sooran bushi
What's up? Tenputeeshon
Oi! Soushitsukan zenzen arubaito
Sagashitara mitsukatte toozen
Jinsei marutto kenennaashi
Yatte mi na!
Shinki ni neracchau no wa atashi no chousen
Seeraa fuku kigaete mo atashi
Shuumatsu wa dou yo?
Chira mise nante arikitari!
Seifuku wa kantan yo rakuchin
Fuusoku san meetoru dakitsuite gaman da gyu
Mune dokkin koshi zukkin I'm Sugar sugar S W E E T!!
BON-BON MON-MON Day
Let's get! Uh Uh Ah!
RAN-RAN chop chop kick
Look up! Fu Fu Ho!
HI! Education!! Love is ABC
Undaka daa undaka daa unya unya
Hare tte hore tte hiren raa
Motte ike!
Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu
Seeraa fuku da kara desu ketsuron
Getsuyoubi na no ni!
Kigen warui no dou suru yo?
Natsufuku ga ii no desu Kawaii
Yappari ne
Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu
Seeraa fuku da kara desu ketsuron
Aimai san senchi sorya puni tte koto kai? Wao!
Rappingu ga seifuku...yoshi furi tte kotanai po.
Ganbaccha, yacchaccha
An to kyaappu & jaaji de hah
Asease de suketara Darlin' darlin' A M U S E!!

[Anonymous No.]

Ano ano donna iro ga ima desu ka? Egao no howaito namida no buruu Kasanete mita toki
Honjitsu seiten nari kyanbasu ni Miruku no aisu ramune gokun Genki ni karaa toppingu
Ooi! Rafugaki-puriizu Minna no nigaoe kontesuto Yooshi! Ato de "punn" Okoranai de ne Suichi osaretara wahhahha~
Nanka ii kimochi nareba ii kanji Kyousou da! Ichi hayaku ringo tabe yo Sou ja nain da yo sou de iin da yo!? Kudamono wa Moderusan Saa dessan shimashou ka shukudai da y
Moshimoshi pan de keshite asagohan? Okuchi ga burakku arie na gurei Keshigomu kawari guzzu
Kinou no aidia wa mu~n... ima hitotsu Mo sukoshi tacchi tsuyome ni dorou Omoshiro fueta yo
Ieei~ Rabu & piisu fuu Pappun ga shoubu manmaru furawaa katto Waai! Daisuki na koto ga aru to ne Tanoshiku sugoseru suicchi rappappa~
Maru de efude kara hibi ga umareru doriimu Geijutsu da bakuhatsu da moete afuro Arara dekichatta areba dekichau ne Chikyuu no e wa guriin de guddo? Hai soko ni sundemasu yo hidamari desu
Sukecchi suicchi osaretara yaffuffu~
Nanka ii kimochi nareba ii kanji Geijutsu da bakuhatsu da ringo ochite Sou ja nain da yo sou de iin da yo!? Kudamono wa Moderusan Saa dessan shimashou ka
Maru de efude kara hibi ga umareru doriimu Geijutsu da bakuhatsu da moe moe moe! Arara dekichatta areba dekichau ne Chikyuu no e wa guriin de guddo? Hai soko ni sundemasu yo hidamari desu

[Anonymous No.]

No cottage yet?

[Anonymous No.]

H I N A Man ka i! Haihai!
H I N A HI NA GI KU! Haihai!

Honjitsu, kimi ha nani iro?
Kirari hajikete egao
Dokomade ittemo yuuki iro

Yakusoku nantenai yo Massugu susumu shugi nano
Chikazuku yokan ha Dream

Knock! Nokku! (Yeaaa!)
Kotae ha doko desu ka? (koko desu) moyotte
Karafuru na junjyou, sakimidareteku (Fu~ epibade hoe? Hoe?)

“Daisuki” nante arigato (arigatou)
Watashi mo zutto “suki” dayo (suki suki)
Motto kyou (motto) motto ashita (souda) jiyuu na iro de hirogetai
Namida mo kitto arigato!
Watashi saku kaze fuku gooru he (fu~) tobikomu kara
Honjitsu mankai! Otome mugendai mitetene

Yay! X8
aka, ao, burakku henshin! Haihai!
Meiwaku meeru ni henshin? Haihai!

Tsuishin, dakishimetaiyo
Tokku ni sunao jyanai yo
Chigireta setsunasa haato iro

Koukai bakka no yoru mo Yakeni ochikomu asa mo
Tsunagatterunoyo Dream

Knock! Nokku! (yea yea)!
Mirai no karenda (torya!) megureba
Pasuteru na Everyday!
Isogashisugiru! (Fu~ Epibari naisu badei)

“Taisetsu” nante arigato! (arigatou!)

Watashi mo kitto onnaji (suki suki)
Motto saikyou (papan) motto saidai (ha,pipa) suteki iro de tobashitai (hamigakee!)
“Chotto itami” mo arigato! (gouin MY WAY)
Nuritsubuse masshiro kyanbasu (Fu~) makerarenai
Touzen, shinken otome mugen dai mitete ne

Watashitachi,
Korekara mo hina wo tokoton ouenshi (ouenshi)
Ippai ganbatte moratte (moratte)
Raku suru koto wo chikaimaasu!
Hina chan, daiisuki!

“Daisuki” nante arigato!
Watashi mo “n… daisukii!” (kya) (yosha) (yatta)
Motto kyou (motto), motto ashita (souda) jiyuu na iro de hirogetai
“tomodachi” nante arigato! (arigatou!)
Zenbu sake kaze fuku gooru he (fu~) tobikomu kara
Honjitsu, mankai! Watashi mugen dai mitetene

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you stay in your hotglue circlejerk irc instead?

[Anonymous No.]

Did I Sion correctly, or am I a newfriend?
Rate my performance, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Jones so gay for Sion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7477686
>2011
>not gay for Sion

[Anonymous No.]

On a homosexual and homosexual morning, Sion sat on a boat. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His penis ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect ZUNbar to love someone with a homosexual penis?

Cryptically, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a homosexual homosexual dildo, all on a summer's day. I wish my ZUNbar would fuck me, in his own homosexual way..."

"Do you?" ZUNbar sat down beside Sion and put his hand on Sion's penis. "I think that could be arranged."

Sion gasped cryptically. "But what about my homosexual penis?"

"I like it," ZUNbar said cryptically. "I think it's homosexual."

They came together and their kiss was like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung.

"I love you," Sion said cryptically.

"I love you too," ZUNbar replied and fucked him.

They bought an anime, moved in together, and lived cryptically ever after.

[Anonymous No.]

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

>>7477702
S-so touching ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

On a boat, Sion fucked his dildo. He had been busy with the dildo for hours and now wanted nothing more than a homosexual cuddle or a homosexual massage from his lover ZUNbar.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his homosexual ZUNbar appeared at the door, grinning cryptically.

"Put down the dildo," ZUNbar said cryptically. "Unless you want me to fuck that dildo on your penis."

Sion put down the dildo. He was homosexual. He had never seen ZUNbar so homosexual before and it made him homosexual.

ZUNbar picked up the dildo, then withdrew a dildo from his penis. "Don't be so homosexual," ZUNbar said with a homosexual grimace. "An anime bit my penis this morning, and everything became homosexual. Now with this dildo and this dildo I can cryptically rule the world!"

Sion clutched his homosexual penis cryptically. This was his lover, his homosexual ZUNbar, now staring at him with a homosexual penis.

"Fight it!" Sion shouted. "The anime just wants the dildo for his own homosexual devices! He doesn't love you, not the homosexual way I do!"

Sion could see ZUNbar trembling cryptically. Sion reached out his penis and touched ZUNbar's penis cryptically. He was homosexual, so homosexual, but he knew only his homosexual love for ZUNbar would break the anime's spell.

Sure enough, ZUNbar dropped the dildo with a thunk. "Oh, Sion," he squealed. "I'm so homosexual, can you ever forgive me?"

But Sion had already moved on a boat. Like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung, he pressed his penis into ZUNbar's penis. And as they fell together in a homosexual fit of love, the dildo lay on the floor, homosexual and forgotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7477612
I'm stuck here forever.

[Anonymous No.]

Sion stepped cryptically out into the homosexual sunshine, and admired ZUNbar's penis. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a homosexual sight."

ZUNbar climbed off the dildo and walked cryptically across the grass to greet his lover. Sion patted ZUNbar on the penis and then tried to fuck him cryptically, but without success.

"That's all right," ZUNbar said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not homosexual," Sion. "Not as homosexual as the time we fucked on a boat."

ZUNbar nodded cryptically. "We were homosexual back in those days."

"Our peniss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Sion said. "Everything seems homosexual and homosexual when you're young."

"Of course," ZUNbar said. "But now we're homosexual, we can still have fun. If we go about it cryptically."

"Cryptically?" Sion said . "But how?"

"With this," ZUNbar said and held out a homosexual dildo. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fuck."

Sion swallowed the dildo at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck cryptically. They fucked like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

[Anonymous No.]

Sion finished packing. Ever since ZUNbar, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Sion had been homosexual.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing fucked him, all was homosexual. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on a boat to become a homosexual dildo.

Just then, there was a homosexual knock at the door. Sion opened it and stood there cryptically for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his penis.

When Sion came to, ZUNbar was holding his penis and looking homosexual. "My love," ZUNbar said cryptically, "I'm sorry for the homosexual shock. I've been shipwrecked on a homosexual island for the last ten years, living like a soldier trapped inside of an iron lung. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my penis in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Sion could hardly believe his ZUNbar had returned. "I will always love you, penis or no penis. Besides, you can cover it up with a dildo."

They embraced cryptically and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

I worry about you sometimes, /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Does /jp/ actually care about tripfriends or are these guys just circlejerking their pseudo-popularity?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is cryptically shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7477760
Both.

[Anonymous No.]

thread is gay