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>at my desk
>reminiscing about life
>8th grade- lost my virginity to hot chinese girl
>9th grade- dated a sophomore and junior. got my first blowjob from sophomore girl
>10th grade- got swarms of girls as friends and fuck buddies
>11th grade- found my true love. stop being a player.
>12th grade- loving my high school life with friends, went to prom, then graduated
>18 years old- went to a local university while my true love went to a East Coast uni
>19 years old- got back into manga and anime
>20 years old- jacking off to Touhou and other otaku undertone stuff

What the fuck went wrong in my life?

>> No.7435364

Why do you shitpost the same shitpost?

>> No.7435363

Sup Yutanpo

>> No.7435365

>greentext adventures

>> No.7435369

>>7435362
Making the exact same shitpost in one day? And I thought those "SO CASH" copy paste trolls were uncreative.

>> No.7435371

I miss the guy who would spam Craigslist ads with pictures of Biribiri

>> No.7435375

Why the fuck should we care about your life?

>> No.7435377

>>me reminiscing about life
>>1 year old - got back into anime and manga
>>27 years old - still virgin

I think I discovered the common cause, OP.

>> No.7435389

>>true love went to a East Coast uni
You got NTR'd. That's why.

>> No.7435442
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7435442

I blame everything that went wrong with my life on Matt Millen.

>> No.7435816

>got laid
get out of here, no one wants you in here.

>> No.7435825

>8th grade- lost my virginity to hot chinese girl

Ahahaha, what a loser.
Reported.

>> No.7435827

What anime is OP's pic from?

Also you gave in, true men stay a virgin, it's the only way to have a high power level.

>hurrr get laid at 13 why am i jerking off to little girls and touhou and dolls

>> No.7435832

>>7435827

Hanasaku Iroha

>> No.7435833

>>7435827
Reported for /a/.

>> No.7435842
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7435842

>at my desk
>see a shitty thread

>> No.7435843

>>7435832
Thank you, kind sir.

>>7435833
Reported for not being from /a/.

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7435850

>OP

>> No.7435868

Hey, if you downscale OP's picture, the multisampling effect attenuates JFIF artefacts!

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