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7425217 No.7425217 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone know of a good way to secure my house against Youkai? I keep having a few that break into my house... I thought the things I heard about this part of town were just subtle racism or something, but it really is bad around here.

I mean, I don't have anything against Youkai specifically, but you try waking up almost every day to this.

>> No.7425225
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>> No.7425227

I'd help you, but I was kidnapped by a youkai. She's nice, but she doesn't let me leave her home and I don't like the food.

>> No.7425228

I don't think my anus could take it either.

Godspeed brother.

>> No.7425239

>>7425227
>leave
>home
Get out of /jp/

>> No.7425254

>>7425227
>I don't like the food.

Probably for the best, if you get too fat she might eat you.

>> No.7425270

That's a Yigger, not a Youkai.

>> No.7425272

They are not youkai. Black people.

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>> No.7425276

>>7425254

She already ate my left foot so I couldn't escape. She doesn't want to hurt me any more apparently, but she stays a bit too close for comfort for me.

>> No.7425287

>>7425276
Just make the best out of the situation and make some half yokai babies with her.

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I know what you mean.

For the past 5 weeks, a Youkai has been breaking into my house at night. I have been thoroughly checking all my belongings and nothing has been stolen, but when I check my fridge I find that someone has eaten all of the strawberry out of all my neapolitan ice creams. They are just not the same without all the three flavors and I have to throw the rest away. Why must I be deprived of my delicious neapolitans and one of the few pleasures and sources of happiness I have in life? They are just not the same without all the three flavors and I have to throw the rest away.

This is why I play VNs and post on /jp/, to help me escape from this cruel world that we live in.

>> No.7425300
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7425300

Put up a sign at your door.

>> No.7425303

>>7425287

There's nothing else I can do anyways. It may not be the worst situation I can think of, but I still miss my left foot. That and I want something better to eat.

>> No.7425314

>>7425227
>>7425276
You could learn how to cook so you could eat your own food instead. Plus it would be an incentive for her to not get rid of you.

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