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7418959 No.7418959 [Reply] [Original]

I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the **** out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it.

For example, my idiot redneck husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair with a black man. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me choking on his glorious stallion like cock, because I was sick of him and his bullshit and his inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my big black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking while he slept on the couch jerking off to pictures of Reimu. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of our children, 3400$ a month in child support, his BMW and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face.

He whined like a little girl to the female judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

TL:DR I have the pussy, I make the rules.

>> No.7418960

>I love being a woman.
Stopped reading there, stop being an attentionwhore,get out, reported

>> No.7418967

Touhou image does not /jp/ related make.

At least modify the text somewhat to make it interesting.

>> No.7418971

>231 posts and 102 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

This thread's future, unless /jp/ does the sensible thing: Report, hide, ignore.

>> No.7418972

That text is to terrible I can't even believe it's kopipe.

>> No.7418989

>>7418959
>redneck
>BMW
Aren't rednecks supposed to be poor.
Reported.

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