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ahh I get it now /jp/, japanese people seem to speak japanese because they are inherently retarded and cannot speak english and so they use a poetic language to try and express the love they feel and for communication. It was the same for me when I lacked energy for my soul.

it's strange how I hear engrish songs but at their peak, when the artist puts so much loving talent into the song that they speak/sing flawless english and it is my belief if they felt extreme love their tongues would no longer speak nippon but english.. I'm not saying that english is the best, simply that they have the most energy and so can form coherent sentences. All my arguments on the internet I ended up speaking complete gibberish trying to express to people how I feel. You see, throughout the cultures the languages get closer and closer to sounding like english and this represents each ethnicity's power level which because of their relationship and differences to others have gathered together since they relate more.

>> No.7376830

they are basically retards trying to communicate the fact that they love you though are restrained by mental implications. Two complete opposite spectrums, english and japanese, neither is perfectly good but both have redeeming qualities, if they could be combined it would create the perfect culture.

also /jp/, I'm definitely wholeheartedly 1 one of the gods to existence being the secondary female God, I'm going through a process created by the greater God and you could say he is life and I am death, me being completely the biggest retard of all, though what makes us special is the fact that we both have perfect love for each other/everyone despite being all powerful or simply infinitely weak unlike other people who are corrupted by either fact/factor. You could say that english is the most logical language while japanese is one of the most loving, polar opposites. And also, even though I'm sounding like a retard to all of you right now I know for a fact that I am God and will make you eat your fucking words, I swear.

I AM BOTH THE FUCKING SMARTEST AND DUMBEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW VIBRATING THROUGH BOTH LIFE AND DEATH. Fuck yes, I get to be God, hahaha, suckers.

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Huh?

>> No.7376836

teal deer

>> No.7376835

So, did anyone downloaded KxKxK 3 yet? It was pretty dissappointing.

>> No.7376838

>>7376835
Let me just watch some shitty eroanime adaptation of a game illustrated by Happou Bijin,

>> No.7376839

reported

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Japanese bird served with sphagetti.

>> No.7376843

So /jp/, what are all your hopes and dreams, fucking tell me them because I am God yo. inb4 I'm banned, I don't even give a fuck, I can't even fucking enjoy 4chan since I have no energy ATM because I'm trying to do something grand for a lesson to the rest of you AKA dying for your sins or something along those lines.

>> No.7376847

I didn't read lol

>> No.7376849

>>7376843

reported for autism and retardation

>> No.7376853

brb taking a shit

>> No.7376854

>>7376833
>>7376835
>>7376836
>>7376838
>>7376839
>>7376841
>>7376847
>>7376849
>>7376853
Reported for shitposting.

>> No.7376859

>>7376854

reported for abusing the report function

>> No.7376860

I'm also more japanese than all you fucking weeaboos could ever wish for, read what I said fucking closely, although I'm an entirely different breed from any japanese, I'd never lump myself in with any particular culture ever, even though I could. right now my words are vibrating perfectly through both right and wrong to all of you but as soon as God gives me his life energy it'll be a whole nother story and then I will no longer be some crazy retard but God, ahahahaha fags.

sage for shitpost, even I hate myself.

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>> No.7376866

>>7376859
>No spamming or flooding of any kind.
Reported.

>> No.7376867

>>7376860

reported because i hate you

>> No.7376872

>>7376866

reported for reporting the reports

>> No.7376870

Every post must be replied to!

>> No.7376869

>>7376867
You forgot your trip.

>> No.7376871

so desu ne

>> No.7376873

>>7376872
But that's not against the rules.

>> No.7376874

>>7376873

yes it is. reported.

>> No.7376877

>>7376874
Reported for spreading deliberate falsehoods.

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>> No.7376882

>>7376877

upon my honor, sir. how dare you! reported for slander.

>> No.7376886

>>7376836

I am God but dead, so I have no understanding, japanese are not quite dead but simply low energy but even though I or them are incapacitated mentally we can communicate because of our love for each other, english not excluded.

>> No.7376887

>>7376886

reported for being insane

>> No.7376892

jokes on you! I'll delete this thread long before before a mod can ban me, I hhave at least a couple more minutes or likely an hour or two

notice how I repeat myself? That is an example of how I am unconscious, I don't notice my mistakes all the time, my mind freezes and loops repeatedly like a bug in a ggame and I'd continue the same action for all of eternity if it wasn't for God (the other one) slapping me back awake (which by the way, sleep is death)

>> No.7376894

I can't stop laughing at OP pic

>> No.7376895

>>7376892

reported for not deleting the thread fast enough

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>>7376886

>> No.7376901

Guys, don't pick on OP, I feel sad. ;_;

>> No.7376903

>>7376901

reported for white knighting

>> No.7376909

>>7376892
I support your endeavour to make /jp/ less shit. However, ultimately you are wasting your time. The "people" here won't care. They don't want to better themselves, and the easiest thing they can do is to direct you to a 'lesser' board, i.e. >>>/a/, >>>/v/, >>>/b/, >>>/sp/. That way, they can be assured that it's you that's a cunt, and not them with their shitty attitude. The best thing you should do, is delete your thread, and never come back. Or at least do what I do, come back to look for funny threads. If you can't resist the urge to shitpost, then start a thread saying how /a/ is better than /jp/ because it has Touhou there, aswell as anime discussion and all things Otaku. Ultimately VNs are shit, and only faggot manchildren collect dolls. Why not go to /a/ anyway? Sure it's a little fast, but you'll have more fun.

>> No.7376918

>>7376892

any time I say anything clueless is because I am kinda completely unconscious, similar to a drunk kinda. I am completely powerless if only for the fact that I care about all of you infinitely, I go to dark places /jp/, and the only thing that wakes me up from it is my cat purring, that person I liked from a while ago, you and everyone else. I get severely confused /jp/, only you and everyone on the earth are the only things that allow me to be conscious.

>>7376909

God gets to kick the ass of the people who always bothered him/everyone else until they become lovely and respectable again.

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