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http://www.cnn.com/2011/HEALTH/05/09/autism.study/index.html?hpt=T2

Even more people than previously believed have some form of autism! One in three people who are not of sub-Saharan-African descent have an autism spectrum disorder, due to their inherited Neanderthal genes controlling cognitive ability.

>> No.7326153

does this mean I can get paid like my nigga Sudo?

>> No.7326172

Seems like Autism is the in thing now days, everyone wants to claim they have it.

>> No.7326180

Can I get some autism bucks like Sudo-sama

>> No.7326182

how exactly do they make sure whether you have autism or not? i would sure love some funding.

>> No.7326184

I am black but I don't know what kind of black.

>> No.7326185

I'll take two. Well-mixed, please.

>> No.7326188

>>7326172
and /jp/, being the good citizen that it is, is of course doing its part to help by mangling the term beyond all recognition.

>> No.7326189

>that feel when you know you're a aspie but the doctor won't diagnose you as one

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>>7326148

>Broaden diagnostic criteria to bullshit levels
>'Autism' is now vague buzzword that Psychiatrists throw around when they don't know something

Autism will be proven to be 100% bullshit in 50 years. Everything we once thought we knew about psychology has been proven wrong. This shit is no different.

tl;dr We have no idea what the brain is.

>> No.7326193

Asians are autistic. Surprise surprise.

Not news. Reported.

>> No.7326200

>>7326193
A white racist? No surprise here.

>> No.7326689

Why do niggers never have any mental problems?

Oh, wait.

>> No.7326733

>>7326192

This. Psychology is almost universally bullshit.

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>>7326148

>> No.7326745

>>7326192
Proven wrong? You mean to say Freud constitutes ALL or a major part of our psychology because that's so not true!

>> No.7326748

>>7326192
I have been professionally diagnosed with a form of autism, and I still think that it's bullshit.

I'm just good with numbers and bad with words, doesn't mean there's anything wrong with me.

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According to this article, 10/10 people who browse /jp/ have autism.

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/04/elite-hackers-or-troubled-autists/

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>>7326184
That`s simple you just have to see if you are black

As in black - Black Coffee with milk.
Or black - Black Chocolate

>> No.7326763

>>7326748
You're also bad with people. Aaaand emotions. Especially that. The shrink said that autists cannot grasp emotions, and that because I was good at recognizing them, there was no way I was autistic.

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Neanderthals were not promiscuous, nor were they short. Almost all the skeletons reconstructed of Neanderthals have been revealed as terrible frauds. The most notable one in the British Museum of Natural History on display for a century turned out to be a man suffering from severe rickets his entire life, seriously stunting his bone growth. It would appear this man had spent his entire life underground, in addition to having both his shins replaced with orangutang bones. That in itself opens a whole new set of mysteries more incredible than the horrible fraud common in Homo "science" across the board.

Any Homo "scienmajist" is suspect in light of the frauds and hoaxes exposed in the last twenty years alone. That Neo skeleton was quietly taken down by the museum and placed in storage only a few years ago with no comment by the museum other than it may have been "unrepresentative" of Neanderthal.

>> No.7326860

>>7326787
And the moonlanding?

>> No.7326870

>>7326148
Thanks to OP no one will ever read the actual article and see shat it is actually about.

>> No.7326890

So autism is the new cool thing eh? Posers.

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>>7326787
NSA/FEMA plot against /jp/ orchestrated by NSA Agent Virgina Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot all under orders from the grand Kwanzanian himself. Evidence, Osama assassination triggered to divert attention from massive attacks against the high Neanderthal population of /jp/. Evidence, rocks thrown at me by agent provocateurs of NSA Agent Virgina Newbon and her hermaphrodite lover moot as I was FORCED to leave target by FBI infiltration management.

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