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Anonymous Sat May 7 00:42:03 2011 No.7315829 [Reply] [Original]

>summon a succubus to torment my enemies
>she turns out to be quite personable, and entirely unsuited to torment
>she wants to build a life together
>my enemies are still being dicks, and I don't know how to summon anything else

For the record, I am blaming Japan for this.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 00:44:03 2011 No.7315835 /x/ what are you doing here, don't you know that after dark the government can read your brainwaves if you're not in rem sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 00:45:03 2011 No.7315837 File: 142 KB, 538x520, 941118.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Strike Witches love is alive and well on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 00:47:03 2011 No.7315840 Is this the plot to something?

>>	Necrobrotent Sat May 7 00:50:03 2011 No.7315852 >>7315840 There was that one game that got translated last year where you knock up a daemoness and do the happily ever after thing. But I don't remember how it started.

Anonymous Sat May 7 01:17:03 2011 No.7315911
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>summon a succubus

Are you terminally retarded? You could've summoned a fiendish DIRE. APE. A fucking evil mini-king-kong to FUCK UP YOUR ENEMIES. Fuck, man, you could've summoned three - THREE - GIANT, FIENDISH PRAYING MANTISES.

THAT'S RIGHT. PRAYING MANTI THE SIZE OF A FUCKING VOLKSWAGON.

*THREE* PRAYING MANTI THE SIZE OF A MOTHERFUCKING VOLKSWAGON.

but instead you're now stuck with some sulfur-stinking bitch who wants to play house for eternity.

God fucking shit you are stupid. Find the pages with Summon Monster V in your spellbook, and RIP IT THE FUCK OUT. Then wipe your ass with it. You've already done it once, at least this way you can never do it again.

>>	PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw Sat May 7 01:23:03 2011 No.7315921 Which rituals did you use to summon her. Also, you are retarded if you summon a Succubus for "torment".

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:23:03 2011 No.7315922 >>7315911 I wanna summon magic missile.

>>	Necrobrotent Sat May 7 01:25:03 2011 No.7315925 >>7315911 Stop being such a butthurt Baatezu. Also why would he summon preying mantises and apes when he could summon a fiendish dinosaur?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:26:03 2011 No.7315928 File: 98 KB, 400x452, 4a24f85e1a9fda232d053b1c886843140697757a.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i wish i could summon a succubus

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:27:03 2011 No.7315930 >>7315925 Six or seven points of INT damage and they're out cold. There's some third-level spells that can manage that, even. Feels fucking embarrassing, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:29:03 2011 No.7315935 Prismatic Spray spam. Prismatic Spray spam everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:33:03 2011 No.7315945 >>7315911 But you can't get a Succubus with Summon Monster. Tormenting seems like a long term task, anyway, not some 1 round per CL thing, you'd want Planar Binding. Planar Binding is good shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:34:03 2011 No.7315947 File: 76 KB, 600x650, 3e7f80ef85895974a3781b092cf3eb05.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hm?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:35:03 2011 No.7315952 >>7315945 >Planar Binding I'd... prefer not to believe that OP used a fucking PLANAR BINDING spell for a succubus. Summon Monster, I can handle. But Planar Binding...? The fabric of space-time cannot contain stupid that strong.

>>	Necrobrotent Sat May 7 01:44:03 2011 No.7315967 >>7315945 Nah, Gate+ circle of protection from evil is the only way to summon demons.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:46:03 2011 No.7315971 Today I learned just how much of a demographic crossover there is between /jp/ and /tg/.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:47:03 2011 No.7315974 >>7315967 But they don't follow orders if you do that.

>>	Necrobrotent Sat May 7 01:48:03 2011 No.7315976 >>7315930 Unless the player has lore fiendish and lore cretaceous that shit don't fly in my fucking games.

Necrobrotent Sat May 7 01:50:03 2011 No.7315982

>>7315974
You're going to tell a Pit fiend better ways to torment the dumb fuckers in front of you than it already knows?

Also devils and demons are shit when it comes to taking orders, just summon a daemon and give it some gold if you want something to listen to you.

Anonymous Sat May 7 01:52:03 2011 No.7315984

>>7315952
I don't see why not. They're pretty handy to have around with the charming everything, and they're great at infiltrating and fucking with people. They're only 6 HD too so you don't need to go above Lesser Binding.

Also you can bang them if you've got the right protections up.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:52:03 2011 No.7315985 File: 113 KB, 560x348, kukuri.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There's a half succubus half vampire you accidentally summon in Harachuchu. Because she's half vampire half succubus she needs to drink semen. Kinda like Lotte .........

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:54:03 2011 No.7315988 >>7315967 I am not spending 1000 xp and a level 9 spell to get a succubus when I can do it with a level 5 one. That's just wasteful.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:56:03 2011 No.7315992 >>7315985 Speaking of which, when is Lotte going to starve to death already?

>>	Necrobrotent Sat May 7 01:56:03 2011 No.7315993 >>7315988 course not, but no one with half a brain summons succubi. At that point you're digging for something someone with a quarter of a brain would summon. Goddamn Players thinking a marilith would be a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 01:57:03 2011 No.7315996 >>7315992 She has to start drinking semen when she hits puberty. Before then apparently she can sustain herself with cow-girl milk or something.

Anonymous Sat May 7 02:02:03 2011 No.7316015
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>summon a succubus to lose my virginity
>she turns out to be quite forceful and is a he
>he wants to fuck
>my virginity is still present and I don't know how to summon anything else

For the record, I am also blaming Japan for this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:02:03 2011 No.7316016 >>7315985 theres this other doujin about at guy summoning a succubus hoping to lose his virginity and it turns out to be a trap. i cant remember the name

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:02:03 2011 No.7316017 >>7315996 Is she European or something?

>>	Necrobrotent Sat May 7 02:04:03 2011 No.7316030 Well I'm going to bed but I'll leave you with my favorite h-manga relating to this subject. http://www.mediafire.com/?xvwutjitymy

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:05:03 2011 No.7316035 >>7316016 >>7316015 Himitsu no Akuma-chan

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:07:03 2011 No.7316045 >>7316017 Oh, funny.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 7 02:33:03 2011 No.7316129 File: 696 KB, 1100x1600, 1304555901315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7316015 >>7316016

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