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You have captured the evil vampire. Now what?

>> No.7281215

I report this thread and hide it.

>> No.7281221
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Doom.

>> No.7281223

I worship and tend to her beautiful feet.

>> No.7281222

Let her go. Don't want to deplete the wild population.

>> No.7281234

Rape her tenderly.

>> No.7281237

Rape her violently.

>> No.7281240

Rape her moderately.

>> No.7281241

claim hat as trophy

>> No.7281252

Rape her maid.

>> No.7281255

Rape her.

>> No.7281257

Have lesbian sex with her.

>> No.7281270

>>7281241
Oh god yes.

>> No.7281272

Impale her on a stake and have it as a trophy.

>> No.7281275

I'd impale her with my stake, if you know what I mean.

>> No.7281277

Lesbian-lolidom!

>> No.7283987

>>7281257
>implying you have a vagina
cirno-pointing-grinning-poking-fun.pict

>> No.7283991

>>7283987
>Implying I don't.

>> No.7283993

>>7281241
This.

>>7281221
Whose shadow is the left one? It doesn't look like Reimu's hat.

>> No.7283996

I put on Vampire Killer.mp3

>> No.7283997

>>7283993
Looks like either Yukari or Medicine's?

>> No.7284002

>>7283997
Yeah, it does look a lot like Yukari's ribbon. Thanks!

>> No.7284009

The last vampire is in captivity.
The galaxy is at peace.

>> No.7284012
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Beat her in danmaku so she will come over to have tea.

>> No.7284037

I'd pour my holy water all over her, if you know what I mean~

>> No.7284038

>>7281221


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_F6BhAAbvo

>> No.7284041

I'd go to her sister.

>> No.7284074

Post it on 4chan

>> No.7284101

Diaper her.

>> No.7284125

>>7284101

Yeah, I would have to go with this.

>> No.7284139

I'd just...befriend her.
you know, actually not do something typical like rape or kill her.

>> No.7284147

>>7284139
sick fuck. I bet you'd hug her too.

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I'll follow Gensokyo tradition regarding defeated boss characters. I'll have a tea party with her and let her go.

>> No.7284194

>>7284147
In that situation, what is so wrong with hugging her and stroking her hair and telling her everything will be alright?

>> No.7284219

>>7284194
>hugging her and stroking her hair and telling her everything will be alright?


HERESY

>> No.7284221

quality thread

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ask if it is at all possible I could become one of her fairy maids... ;_;

>captcha: emotions ntrale

>> No.7284406
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7284406

I really like Remilia.

>> No.7284411

>>7284406
Yeah, I want to fuck her.

>> No.7284412

>>7284406

I don't like the glasses that artist makes her wear.

>> No.7284414

We could be friends. She could even have a bit of my blood, but only a little.

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>>7281214
Seeing as how her power is the ability to manipulate fate, it's quite possible that she fated for us to be in this very situation.
She's asking for it.

>> No.7284430

Offer her some tea, try to converse with her amicably and become friends. sex optional if she actually gets along with me

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Seems as good a place as any to drop some Remi

>> No.7284438

>>7284419
Remilia can't manipulate shit. She lies about everything.

>> No.7284443
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4p83YA3X6Q

>> No.7284442

>>7284438
She manipulated my heart.

>> No.7284453
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7284453

Classy as fuck

>> No.7284452

>>7284438

Lying is moe.

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>>7284443
Remi -emi -emi, ah ooh ah ooh ah~ ♫

>> No.7284475

EVERYONE can manipulate fate.

>> No.7284480

>>7284438

I think it would be pretty amazing to be able to make everyone think you can manipulate fate.

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1, 2, A B C
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh1MPq3iuts

>> No.7284538

If you remove a touhou's hat they go insane before bursting into flames.

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>> No.7284814

Bite her and suck her blood.

Oh, the irony.

>> No.7284848

>>7284414
This is basically what I would do. Only make her swear loyalty to me.

>> No.7284872

Is it only me that fantasises being caught by remilia and becoming her dinner?

>> No.7284877

>>7284872
There are others. Especially since you have less than a 1% chance to be killed during her feeding.

>> No.7284880

>>7284877
I find the idea of her drinking my blood extremely erotic.

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>>7284880

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>>7284880

Jom jom.

>> No.7284903

>>7284886
Got any more bloody pictures?

>> No.7284909

>>7284903
>http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=Remilia_Scarlet+blood&searchDefault=Search

I don't have any saved, but that is what I used to find that picture

>> No.7284925

>>7283996
Bloody Tears > Vampire Killer

>> No.7284931

>>7284925
Bloody Tears is overrated.

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>>7284925

Wicked Child is pretty much better than everything else.

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Oh look it's remiria with some blood drops

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>> No.7285044

>>7284925
>>7284931
>>7284934
I wish they'd make a good castlevania again.
Maybe one that feels like demons souls.

>> No.7285058

>>7285044

I hope you aren't saying Order of Ecclesia,Dawn of Sorrow,Aria of Sorrow and Harmony of Despair are bad.

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>>7285044

Lords of Shadow was fun.

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GO AWAY!

>> No.7285086

>>7285058
If he's like most of /jp/, I don't think he'll be able to remember much of OoE besides dat back, and HD was fun for the first 3 days after it was released until overpowered equipment for Alucard and Soma were pinned down, leaving everyone else far behind.
Making all that spell grinding I did as Shanoa useless.
Unless it's changed since then.

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>evil

Probably needs a spanking, then.

>> No.7286397

>>7284483
This video gave me diabeetus, I hope you're happy

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Activate the Pile Driver, stat!

TAIYOOOO!

>> No.7286444

>16:11
>21:18

>> No.7286448
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WHIP IT
WHIP IT GOOD

>> No.7286457

>>7286436
JOKE'S ON YOU FAGGOT, IT'S NIGHT TIME.
The solar sensor won't save you now.

Rising Sun

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I'd finally get to have a decent dacing partner.

>> No.7286531

>>7286457
jokes on you, i got cheat codes.

>> No.7286534

>>7285059
It was fun, but it was not Castlevania.

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>>7286534

I can't deny that.

>> No.7286672

>Vampire Killer
fuck, made me search for some remixes again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phlrgUGpt38

and, I would have her give me a wingjob.

>> No.7287734

absorb her life essence . . .

>> No.7287735

tickle her feet

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