/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Sick already 3rd time since last 2 weeks. I even have no idea what should I write and what is happening around me and I have fever, so let's pretend it's well written portal thread.

subject; how to open portal when being ill.

[Anonymous No.]

Same as when you're not ill.

Fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7272005

Thanks for forbearance!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Binge drinking.

When you're sick, drinking lots and lots of alcohol can impair your immune system thus allowing the illness to take over more of the body. Increasing this more and more will not only give you an easier route but it makes you a fairy when you get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7272057
Poor Saku ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

The worst thing when being ill is having problem with sleeping - waking up and falling asleep a lot and then having strange unpleasant dreams that because of broken sleeping time seem very realistic or like hallucinations. 37.3 but still it's too low to be dangerous...


>>7272083
and how to get alcohol? (that means impossible)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7272405
>and how to get alcohol? (that means impossible)

stop being underage

[Anonymous No.]

just jump off something or make an escape bag if you're a pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

to open portal when you're sick:

prepare very hot coffe, add 2 spoons of salt, put in fridge

wait one hour or so and then drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>7272476

Chinese coffee.... Smart!

[Ōku no kokoro !!dzjpH8cqV/5 No.]

Portal isn't funny and suicide isn't funny

[Anonymous No.]

You will not go to Gensokyo.
When you die you become a corpse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7273624

I will live forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7273627
In Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7273641

Once I find my way in. Otherwise I'll just live forever where I am now.

[sage No.]

>this fucking thread again

[Anonymous No.]

>this fucking thread again

[Anonymous No.]

>>7273701
Imagine what will happen when I will finally open portal!
You will miss my thread... but then I will post them from Gensokyo, so don't worry.

Also aside of getting coffee right now I'm preparing medicines to overdose, because I have good reason and it will look like accident.

[Anonymous No.]

I already have planned vitamin C and coughing syrup overdose - I'm going to be first person that will manage it LOL. because paracetamol would be too easy wwwww

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't you guys just jump off a cliff or a building?

Or order a lot of benzodiazepines from a Canadian pharmacy?

Or steal your parents car and gas yourself?

These things work. I don't want you to do it though. I love you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7274245
Aside of joking - they don't work. (maybe will work in your place but there they might be hard to with big fail chance)

[Anonymous No.]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE OP, JUST DOUBLE CLICK ON THE PORTAL ICON OR OPEN IT THROUGH STEAM

IT'S NOT FUCKING ROCKET SCIENCE NOR ARE WE A VALVE HELP CENTRE

[Anonymous No.]

>>7272476
It wasn't that bad. Actually it was tasty. It gave very milky and very sweet feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

I love how someone is posting something from Asian cuisine claiming it to be deadly portal. We already had kimmichi, "chinese" tea, and something else.

[Anonymous No.]

The flowchart has a potential infinite loop. If there are no new methods in the thread you get stuck in the lopp no new methods - drink bleach - nothing happens circle once people stop replying. You should point the arrow at the "bump it" or even better the "is there a portal thread" state. The latter means the chart will continue to work if your thread hits the post limit and 404s.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7275123
I noticed this too - I'm stuck in loop and I'm still not in Gensokyo. I really want to do something with it.