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If you suspect one of your fellow shrine maidens of being a witch, report them immediately. I cannot stress that enough.

Witchcraft will not be tolerated.

>> No.7258454

Why won't witchcraft be tolerated? Couldn't their powers help out?

>> No.7258458

>>7258454
You're a witchcraft sympathizer! You shall burn for your crimes, heretic!

>> No.7258470
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Where do I report them?

>> No.7258475

>>7258454
You must be a witch if you are questioning. To make sure you aren't a witch, we are going to throw you in a lake with a weight attached to your leg. If you don't float up, then you are not a leg.

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If you suspect one of your fellow maids of violating principles of anatomy, report them immediately. I cannot stress that enough.

>> No.7258498

But shrine maidens ARE witches pretty much by definition.

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>>7258495

Image Sign - Anatomical Nonsense.

>> No.7258504

>>7258498

A monster sanctioned by providence isn't a monster at all.

>> No.7258519

>>7258475
What if he's not a witch? He'll drown.

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>>7258519
According to the Malleus Maleficarum he won't.

>> No.7258525

>>7258519
Well, everyone makes mistakes. God save his soul.

>> No.7258532

You're never going to catch a witch with those methods, man. They're heretics, but they aren't stupid.
I mean, if I was a witch, and you tried to throw me in the lake, I'd just kill you with my crazy satanic magic. And then where would you be?

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>>7258525
God here.
Stop drowning people, you idiot.

>> No.7258543

>>7258532
>The Malleus Maleficarum accuses witches of infanticide, cannibalism, casting evil spells to harm their enemies, and having the power to steal men’s penises.
Better just steal their dicks.

>> No.7258549

>>7258536
I'm sure you can sort out which ones are yours after we're through with them.

>> No.7258565

Shits not cool man, I had ancestor's burned at the stake for witchcraft.

fucking ancestry.com

>> No.7258581

>>7258565
My ancestors were well-to-do merchants who didn't need to leave Great Britain like you sick, poor puritanicals.

>> No.7258622

>>7258581

My ancestors founded New Amsterdam. Then, when the British took over, they moved about 10 miles outside the city limits and stayed there until 19XX.

>> No.7258709

>>7258439
This witchcraft is a real danger in our society. Even children as young as 9 are being entranced into the evil ways of witch-hood!
But if you let me inspect them all, I'll find the witches for you. It's quite easy, they all have a witch's mark somewhere on their sumptuous bodies.

>> No.7258749

At least this thread isn't that bad as one from last night about anuses.

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