/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Last time I don't post threads...
I went to look for grass 2 days ago (some idiot told it would be poison if dried) and last day very hot too and got fainted :/ sleeping all day and having insane dreams about spiders and other strange things touhou related and no portal when I wake up today morning. WHY? Sunstroke should be deadly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Anonymous No.]

Yes that is to post at morning

All night long nightmares about size changing (or world with strange proportions, maybe Suika related) and spider and hearing theme remixes of best youkai who open portals during dream.

[Anonymous No.]

Dried grass is dream poison?

also, a day ago I had a dream I was cirno and was playing football/soccer against another cirno wearing purple who called herself Zeta cirno, we were in a field outside a church and using single wall, which was zeta's teams goal posts.

I can't remember anything else about it, except that I won in the end and didn't even have a goal so zeta couldn't have scored anyway.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7250552
It was that some strange plant has many cyanide or something and when you dry it and mix with food you can open portal to Gensokyo and I went outside to look for it and because it was hot I got Sunstroke and had 2 days of hallucinations.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>7250580
Why do you repost thing I repost???

[Anonymous No.]

How about making sunburn portal??? Maybe possible?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck? Is this a troll? I can't tell, since I don't speak retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7250698
This something that proves that you are newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

ok todays question: is it possible to open portal because of sunburn?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7250975

Sure, if it gives you skin cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7250984
need more informations

[Anonymous No.]

OP search for DMT if you wish to go for gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

If you're a TRU NEET (or at least haven't gone for your doctor's checkup in the past 5 years), here's a special portal:
1. Get an old and rusty knife
2. Bury it in the ground for a day or two
3. Take it out and cut yourself with it
4. You now have Tetanus! If you're thinking "but anon, i might have gotten my tetanus shot within the last 10 years", good news! The standard vaccine for tetanus is only effective for 5 years, but given the rarity of tetanus in America nowadays, it's only administered every 10 years to save money.
4. Enjoy the horrifyingly painful aches and muscle contractions as the exotoxin flows through you.
5. ???
6. Wake up with Eirin tending to you! You are now in Gensokyo.

Enjoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7250992
but I don't want to take drugs, it's bad even for people who go to Gensokyo (or at least in my opinion)

>>7251042
know this method and tried it, nothing did happen.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one that can't stand being on /jp/ anymore? The few good things we have are not enough to save me from frustration.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7251108
you complain after around 5 or 6 months?

[Bleach Touhou No.]

>>7251174
Around Christmas I had first time I was going with ambulance to hospital because of bleach poisoning so it would be 5 months to then, 6 months if we count my first method, and 6 and half if we count my first thread. Wow it's long time! (6 and half + 20 days that's nice!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7251057
Deeper cuts. Tetanus only takes hold if it's a really deep cut. You have to really get that dirty rusty knife stuck in there.

If you're too much of a pussy to cut yourself, just drop it on your foot from a good height. Should get itself deep enough to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7251174
I'm not talking about this specific thread, anon. This thread is just part of the overwhelming mass of disgusting threads that are haunting this place. I'm pretty aware that things never were 100% good but god, I'm at my limit. Even if I hide the threads I dislike it doesn't fix the feeling of being aware that they exist, and they are not few.