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How does it feel to punch a flat chested girl with your arms?

>> No.7243169

Flat chested girls are lovely, unless they are over 15 then they are hags.

>> No.7243167

How do you punch someone with your arms?

>> No.7243174

I would make sure to beat the shit out of Chihaya so she would never leave me.

>> No.7243177

>>7243157
Dunno. Do you have one to try it?

>> No.7243179

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on her" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>> No.7243185

>>7243179
Can I have some sauce to that copypasta?

>> No.7243188

lol violence and torture thread nao xD

>> No.7243189

>>7243179
>>7243185
It's amusing that you have to reply to yourself. Attention whoring at its finest.

>> No.7243201

>>7243189
I'd be surprised if I'm even living in the same county as the other poster.

>> No.7243209

>>7243179
That might be some of the oldest copypasta I've ever read

I mean damn

Jeeeeeeeeze

It's almost a leauge of it's own, venerablepasta.

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>> No.7243222

>>7243189
>It's amusing that you have to reply to yourself. Attention whoring at its finest.

heres my challenge:

ask a mod to check the ip addresses of those 2 posts.

if they are different, you are to refrain from accusing anyone of samefag for the rest of your life.

do you accept the challenge?

>> No.7243229

>>7243201
>>7243222
Amusing how you feel the need to defend on the internet, do you feel that threatened? are we that close to the mark?

>> No.7243234

>>7243221
What is the pixiv tag for DV (abuse)?

>> No.7243241

>>7243229
>Amusing how you feel the need to defend on the internet, do you feel that threatened? are we that close to the mark?

im a fucking pedophile, of course im threatened!

>> No.7243270 [DELETED] 

>>7243268
>The moment a mod actually pays attention to /jp/, you will be banned. Again.

>Therefore, your challenge is essentially meaningless, you dumb /n/igger.

you're sidestepping the issue here. whether the mod bans me or not is not the issue.

the issue is whether your claims of samefag are true.

do you accept that you have no proof and merely guessing?

>> No.7243275

>>7243270
Good job, ISM. Once again, you prove how stupid you are.

>> No.7243277

>>7243275
Who are you quoting? That's not how you use green text.

>> No.7243282

>>7243277
>Who are you quoting?

The one poster on /jp/ who is dumber than mugen. He may be even dumber than you.

>> No.7243295

pedobump

>> No.7243334

cool post bro, all you people are just jelly.

>> No.7243764

pedobump

>> No.7243772

the pleasure of being chihaya inside

>> No.7243887

How does it feel to hacksaw a small girl's arm off?

>> No.7243897

>>7243764
Oh god... this guy again...

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>>7243179

It has been quite sometime since i had the pleasure of talking to you Investment banker.

I hope all is well with you. If you still post on akiba-online, seek me out. There are many things which i like to discourse about.

>> No.7245451

If I am doing it right, she'll never use it, because it means she won't experience the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>> No.7245453

In this picture the otaku is Ixrec, the dakimakura is age, and the guy facepalming at his son's failure is /jp.

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7245462

Feels godly man, you should try it

>> No.7245479

That man is more hidden than Waldo.

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