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How does /jp/ feel about Commander Shepard?

>> No.7225574

Faggot

>> No.7225577

Reported and hidden.

>> No.7225579
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7225579

Pretty ambivalent.

How does /jp/ feel about Sanctioned Psykers?

>> No.7225580

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on 4chan.

>> No.7225590

>>7225579
Pretty heretical.

How does /jp/ feel about darkspawn?

>> No.7225595

>>7225590

I liked them better when they were called ringwraiths.

>> No.7225618
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7225618

You will never be asphyxiated and toasted in the atmosphere of a desert planet only to be reanimated as a tall, muscular Irish woman.

As a result, neither will you ever get into an awkward romance with your younger, scarred, insecure bird/dinosaur/hydralisk buddy.

>> No.7225631

>>7225618
You had to go and ruin my day.

>> No.7225642
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7225642

>/jp/

>> No.7225649
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>>7225631

See it from the bright side. You are also spared the risk of being reanimated as a generic male video game action hero.

>> No.7225766

>>7225649

That would never happen, as I am the little girl in video games whenever such an opportunity presents itself.

>> No.7225796

>>7225618

"There wasn't even enough left of the Commander for a proper burial. Part of her helmet. That's all we have."

>> No.7225815

>>7225796

Well, there were reasons. First, some organisation Mulder and Scully missed by virtue of not existing in the same fictional universe took the body. Second, tsundere robot took the armour.

>> No.7225817

She was a good slut.

>> No.7226031

All I know is that Garrus and Tali are moe. The rest are forgettable whores.

>> No.7226043

>>7226031

>Garrus
>moe

You have to travel halfway across the galaxy to find a man that can be fairly accurately described as moe.
Just great.

>> No.7226064

>>7226043
Well, Keidan became an asshole and the nigger was so dull I couldn't bother to remember his name.

That was my experience as Femme Shephard.

>> No.7226077

Default male Shep is the only Shep.

>> No.7226084

>>7226064
There's always the brooding Thane.

>> No.7226086
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7226086

I missed Wreex in ME2.

>> No.7226093

>>7226064

Well... while I'm surprised to see the term applied to a man, Garrus is indeed moe.
Seriously, prefer women and still went for Garrus without a doubt (couldn't get over the whole lesbian space smurf thing). I mean, he's got the heart in the right place, but he's still all insecure and doubtful. And fragile. I mean the guy gets hurt all the time, and he's got these scars he tries to pass off as "rugged", "mysterious", "experienced" and everything, but it's so bloody obvious he's devastated. Really just want to give the guy a big hug and tell him everything's going to be fine and someone's going to take care of him...

... why is this on /jp/ again? BioWare qualifies as dating sims nowadays?

>> No.7226113

>>7226093

ME2 is a dating sim with action elements.

>> No.7226136

>>7226086
It took me two years to play ME again because of the shock when I fucked up and killed Wrex.

>> No.7226139

>>7226093
... that were also amongst my thoughts. Although the thing that most often came across my mind was a "I cannot let Garrus corrupt himself", and thus kept him from becoming close to Saren.

I dunno. He is the kind of person you embrace close and tell him everything is gonna be alright.

>> No.7226152

>>7226139

Aw... now you're giving me mental images of Garrus crying alone in front of the bathroom mirror after realising he's got a big disfiguring prosthesis stuck to the side of his head for life. Bare chest and bishie sparkles and everything. Do turians even have tear ducts?

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>> No.7226219

>>7226113
It might as well be, if you're masochistic enough to stumble into /v/ with a Mass Effect thread, it's pretty much just 200 replies regarding who is the best waifu, or what Tali's sweat would taste like.

>> No.7226226

>>7226219

>what Tali's sweat would taste like

If the lore is to be trusted, apparently it would kill you with superallergic shock or something.

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