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7203016 No.7203016 [Reply] [Original]

Well, I'm going to kill myself tonight.

I intend to drive until I run out of gas, or until I find a place that catches my attention. It's all the same really; it will end with a bullet going trough my head. Still, I feel like getting out of the city for this.

Don't bother replying, I'll leave once this post is done.
I just wanted to say farewell to you guys.The few happy moments I had in the recent years I experienced on here.

I hope you all find happiness.
Good night.

>> No.7203025

>Don't bother replying, I'll leave once this post is done.
But I wanted to go to Gensokyo with you.

>> No.7203022

See you in gensokyo anonymous-san.

>> No.7203026

I've been wanting to for a while but I can't gather up the courage to go through with it.

>> No.7203028

Live long and prosper.
Oh

>> No.7203033

That's a bit sad to see someone depart like that. I wish I could stop it, but I know I can't.

>> No.7203034

Write a suicide note that begs as your final wish for your death to unpublicized.

>> No.7203037

See you tomorrow anon.

>> No.7203046

Remember to mail us once you arrive at Gensokyo.

>> No.7203063

Bye

>> No.7203068

Man, I don't even have a car, nor a driving license, nor a gun...

>> No.7203071

If as many people who said they were going to kill themselves on /jp/ actually did, we'd have no one left.

>> No.7203078

I hope tomorrow will be a good day for you.

>> No.7203081

>>7203071
That's why /jp/ died a long time ago.

>> No.7203173

cya anon, i can't go to gensokyo anymore, i'm unvirgin...

>> No.7203193

May you and your waifu live forever happily in the next world. Godspeed, anonymous.

>> No.7203199

>>7203071
No wonder /jp/ is so shitty now

>> No.7203202
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7203202

RIP Anonymous. Life isn't meant for everybody.

>> No.7203204

I'm going to kill myself by dragging our charcoal grill into the bathroom, putting a towel over the vent and door, and lighting the grill so the carbon monoxide kills me. I'll have to do this when my parents aren't home though

>> No.7203207

Why not give life one last shot. Go big or die trying.

Like, go to Libya and try and kill Gadaffi. Or sell all your shit and buy like, 50 hookers. Or one really, really good hooker. Pay enough and you can even have them dress up as a Touhou. I dunno OP, as long as you have disposable income and possessions it seems like there is at least some reason to live. Do you enjoy eating? Do you enjoy sleeping? At the very least, OP, you should run through your remaining cash. Unless you intend to leave it to someone.

>> No.7203212

>>7203204
Just put the charcoal in your sink or something. No point in hassling yourself as much to bring the grill inside.

>> No.7203215

>>7203016
If you're still there anonymous we love you.

>> No.7203218

>>7203026
I've wanted to die for the last 6 years and I just don't have the balls to kill myself. When I go to bed at night I hope I die in my sleep of a brain aneurysm or something, but it obviously never happens

>> No.7203222

/jp/ has been noticeably less active recently. I wonder if people really are offing themselves...

>> No.7203224

>>7203212
I don't want to burn my parents' house down so I'd rather use something specifically made for burning charcoal

>> No.7203228
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7203228

OP please no!!!!!

You should stay on /jp/ and try to open portal to Gensokyo and not kill yourself please please please

You should post threads about portals and touhous what if you won't find way to Gensokyo? because bullets are not always magical and sometimes they don't teleport to Gensokyo!!! please don't do it op OK? ;_;

>> No.7203231

>>7203222
No. It's more all the normalfag shitposters are out doing normalfag things.

>> No.7203232

>>7203222
I know. It's strange.

I also noticed I haven't seen the regular tripfags posting here lately either.

>> No.7203233

>>7203034
Suicides will often go unpublicized.
See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copycat_suicide#Journalism_codes

>> No.7203236

>>7203224
You're not going to burn the house down. Is your sink made out of paper? Stop making excuses for yourself; just make sure to remove the fire detector. You can even do it with your parents home.

>> No.7203242

Well, you got your life for free, so it's not like it would be a big waste to throw it away.

>> No.7203239

>>7203222
People have finally realized 4chan isn't worth their time anymore. Maybe canv.as will draw away some of the shitposters and good posters will return, but I doubt it

>> No.7203243

>>7203222
Nice trips bro

>> No.7203247

Carbon monoxide poisoning is the best way. It's so painless people don't even know it's killing them unless they have a detector

>> No.7203248

Please be real. Please be real. Please be real. Please be real.

Please just die all of you. Then kill me too because I'm fed up oh goooooooooooooood the paiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnn sooooo aloooooonnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeee no one is listeningggggggggggggggggg

>> No.7203252

>>7203248
No wonder no one wants to listen to you when you make obnoxious posts like that. Geez.

>> No.7203254

Whenever I see a thread like this I always want to try and convince all of you to cheer up but its probably useless as half are trolls and the rest are mentally ill.

>> No.7203255

We should start a suicide cult. We can all go into a forest together, jerk each other off, and hang ourselves one by one. I'll go first.

Who's with me?

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7203256

>>7203248
u mad

>> No.7203257

I'll do it when my parents die. I don't want to put them through it, and when they are dead my life is pretty much ruined anyway

>> No.7203258

>>7203255
Welcome to the final /jp/ meetup.

>> No.7203259
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7203259

You're going to commit suicide, OP? Good, good!!

Overdosing on Zinc can be fun! Or maybe Lecithin? Lecithin is known to thin the blood and in VERY high doses can cause anemia!! Splendid, yes?

>> No.7203265

>>7203254
>the rest are mentally ill.
Well, mentally healthy people don't want to kill themselves for any reason.

>> No.7203267
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7203267

>>7203255
>>7203258
>Forest

Why not come to the desert my children?

>> No.7203268

[x]Drive back home
[_]Stop at Gas Station and shoot myself
[_]Stop at traintrack and shoot myself

>> No.7203270

>>7203255
Do I have to jerk you off? I think it'd be better if I just killed myself alone.

>> No.7203274
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7203274

Another one bites the dust.

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7203287

See you tomorrow OP.

>> No.7203288

I hope OP didn't hurt himself. The cruelty of this world is that people who are sensitive enough to actually kill themselves are the type of people we need more of in this world.

>> No.7203301

Is there a way I can kill myself in my sleep in a way that would look natural? I don't want my parents to know I killed myself

>> No.7203307

>>7203301
Why would you care? by the time they found you death you'd be chillin with your waifu in Gensokyo.

>> No.7203313

>>7203301
You don't want them to notice until your corpse starts rotting and stinking up the place?

How cruel of you.

>> No.7203319

>>7203207
This. If you have any money or prospects at all, you may as well blow what you have. Hell, charge up that credit card, use the money to kill yourself in some epic way, and let Visa foot the bill. At least then you might make the paper.

>> No.7203334

>>7203207
Why the fuck would anyone want 3D hookers? They can dress like Touhous all the want but they are still going to be trash

>> No.7203437

>>7203319
This +2. Further protip: even if you're depressed, money can buy you some absolutely blissful euphoria for a while in the form of drugs. Try ordering some (a lot) online and trip away in Gensokyo before ending your life.

>> No.7203462

Bye

>> No.7203469
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7203469

Nooooo OP ;___; Come back, I love you!!

>> No.7203500

>>7203469
OP's friend here.

You called him a faggot in a thread the other day, now you're saying you love him? Is that supposed to be ironic, you dick?

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