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7190178 No.7190178 [Reply] [Original]

Aya would get embarrassed if her husbando couldn't walk in one-tooth geta. What things are you willing to do be a better man for your waifu?

>> No.7190185

>one-tooth geta.
What?

>> No.7190183
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7190183

Kill everyone ever.

>> No.7190192

Be a strong willed, wise, kind hearted man. I don't have a waifu though, and even if I did I'd be too stupid and weak to do so.

>> No.7190205
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7190205

Cheating on Momizi, Aya's favorite pastime.

>> No.7190217
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>>7190205
You have that backwards.

>> No.7190218
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7190218

My waifu is Ran

I don't need to do anything, she doubles up as my mother

:3

>> No.7190219
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7190219

>>7190185

Tengu footwear.

Also, you may want to find a good surgeon if you're worse endowed than Perry here.

>> No.7190220
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7190220

>>7190185

>> No.7190240

>What things are you willing to do be a better man for your waifu?

Pfft, I'm already the perfect man. Just look at me.

*begins to take shirt off, gets tired halfway in, is 300 pounds*

>> No.7190246

>>7190240

What you should begin to do is get out of /jp/

>> No.7190248

What kind of camera does Aya use?

>> No.7190258
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7190258

>>7190219
I hope Aya wouldn't expect me to do her with my nose.

>> No.7190259

>>7190246
He'll likely get tired half the way out and just lie there, unfortunately.

>> No.7190299

>>7190259
Ah, that busiest of thresholds.

>> No.7190993

>>7190205

What're they saying?

filename led me to danbooru, but that translation is incomplete.

>> No.7191073

>>7190993

>Aya: Look at you Momizi. You've gotten FATTER. Your breasts are way larger than before because they are filled with FAT. Look at your fat tail. You're so fat that they needed to split into multiple parts just to cover up that huge ass of yours. And your fur! It's all yellow and disgusting, When was the last time that you've had a bath?!

>Hatatae: BAKA-BAKA-BAKKOI

>> No.7191207 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.7191298

>>7191207
quality tripfag

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