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Why is Tenshi eating Corndog so cute?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW9iRi84GI8

>> No.7177974
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why is suwako eating a hamburger so cute?

>> No.7177975

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRsrJvoupFo

>> No.7177979

>>7177960
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUyum1hKuj0

>> No.7177978
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>> No.7177983

Best thread on /jp/.**


** - only counting the front page

>> No.7177987

>>7177974
Nice sense of beauty bro

>> No.7177989

>>7177978
from a far it looks like a dick

>> No.7177995

>>7177974
Why does that anime have eye balls on her hat?

>> No.7178000

Why have I not seen this before?

>> No.7178001

>>7177995
>anime
0/10

>> No.7178009

>>7177989
Why would you put Ketchup on your wheiner?

>> No.7178013

>>7178009
for smoother insertion

>> No.7178017

>>7178009
cause a girl said likes ketchup on her wheiners

>> No.7178020

>>7178013
>for smoother insertion
Insertion into what?

>> No.7178021

>>7178020
my mouth.

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>> No.7178033

“Thanks for stopping by The Route 66 Refreshments!” Tenshi announced to her customer, leaving with one of her famed corn dogs. The Arizona sun crept over the desert, heralding Tenshi’s nightly cooking ritual. When the last customer was out of earshot, she closed the front door to her Frankfurter stand and flipped on the radio. “Route 66” by Chuck Berry blared over any noise from the outside as Tenshi pulled a fresh batch of corn dogs from the refrigerator. One by one she broke them off from their icy packaging and began to undo her shirt. The desert nights were cold, with no central heating her bare breast was chilled with erect nipples. She placed a freezing corn dog along her bare skin. She shuddered as she moved the frozen wiener along her skin. It became quite cold from the lacking sun, to alleviate this, she turned on the fryer used to cook the corn dogs. She broke off a second corn dog and placed it under her dress. The still chilled dog pushed in to her panties with an uncomfortable glacial chill. The fryer dinged, indicating it’s warmth, one corn dog was soggy and cold from the melted ice, with one degrading from the heat. She slipped her undergarments aside and slipped the stick of the corn dog firmly in her anus. Carefully positioning herself over the fryer, careful not to burn herself or her clothes, dipped the corn dog in the fryer, cooking it in to an oily, tanned treat.

>> No.7178039

>>7178033
‘Ding!’ the fryer indicated, as she slipped the stick out of her, placing it on a ceramic plate beside her. She pulled a third corn dog out, and placed it in her anus just like the last one. Her body had become warm from arousal and the fryer, she slipped off her dress and threw it aside, leaving very little protection against both the cold and heat. The fryer popped, sizzled, and finally dinged, the corn dog now fully cooked. She grabbed the first one, which had now become warm from disuse. She stepped off the fryer with one corn dog still in her anus, the other in hand. She positioned herself on her knees and pushed the phallic-shaped snack in to her panties. The rough texture of the corn dog clashed with the silky undergarment while the lavaesque corn dog pushed in to her bum. She took firm grip of her breast and forced the fried bread in to her. “GET YOUR KICKS! ON ROUTE! 66!” She shouted, the hot dog soaking up her ecstatic motions. With one befouling movement she sat down, pushing the still hot corn dog all the way in to her anus and slammed the now defiled corn dog all the way in to her slit, soaking it further. She fell back, letting her muscles push out the 2 corn dogs. Laying on the floor, Chuck Berry overshadowed her heavy breaths with rockabilly tunes. Tenshi picked up the 2 cold, wet cornbread-wrapped sausages and put them under her heat lamp, finished with tomorrows lunch.

>> No.7178050

>>7178033
>>7178039
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUyum1hKuj0 for those who don't want read

>> No.7178049
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrKxBhKdFM

OP coulda used this version instead. I fucking love Depeche Mode's synth touches in the remix starting at 2, then again I pretty much have a fetish for analog/80s digital synth.

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>> No.7178057

because Tenshi.

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I love this thread

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>> No.7178079 [DELETED] 

Requesting Tenshi posting Kiriono posting Tenshi.

>> No.7178083

requesting tenshi posting kirino posting tenshi

>> No.7178082

>>7178056
>>7178054
I need more of this. time to google image search route 66 lololo

>> No.7178087

Anyone have Youmu Corndog.jpg?

Could have sworn I saved it.

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>>7178079
>>7178083

coming up

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>>7178087

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>>>>7178087

>> No.7178114

>>7178104
Thank you.

>> No.7178120

>>7178098
hooray.jpg

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>>>>7178087

I think I've lost control of my life.

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>>7178104
Her sheath kinda looks like a sushi roll. Or, if you're drunk enough, a chikuwa.

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