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7150027 No.7150027 [Reply] [Original]

Can you brag about anything. Let's hear your boasts and brags!

>> No.7150030

I'm not really comfortable with this sort of thread. Would it be too much to ask you to delete it?

I mean, it feels like such a bad topic that will only end badly after 300+ replies

>> No.7150032

My reports to post ratio is at least 5:1.

>> No.7150036

I have an 8 inch penis.

>> No.7150039

I am Ixrec

>> No.7150040

I have rather good hygine. I floss and use mouthwash daily, as well as have a clean, well-shaven face.

>> No.7150041

I own a company that pays people to report threads on /jp/.

It's like gold-farming only more useful.

>> No.7150042

I am the loneliest person in the world.

>> No.7150044

I got more money than all of /jp/ posters combined... you said you wanted to hear it right?

>> No.7150049
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7150049

I make delicious baked goods and I have a seven inch penis.

>> No.7150051

I'm not a Filipino.

>> No.7150055

I once jerked off while sniffing my sister's panties.

>> No.7150056

>>7150044
Your ill-gotten onion money doesn't count, you scum.

>> No.7150058

>>7150044

Criminals and smugglers do generally have a lot of disposable income.

>> No.7150059

>>7150044
You also got more shitposts than all of /jp/'s posters combined on your account.

>> No.7150063

I have a cat.

>> No.7150065

>>7150056
>>7150058
>>7150059
Why is it whenever I post people like you guys are always behind nearby... are you guys stalking me or something?...

>> No.7150070

Every weekend I go to a popular porno studio and drink glass after glass of Hennessey and touch all the women there. For free.

>> No.7150075

>>7150065

It's common knowledge that you're a smuggler.

>> No.7150082

I only live with my father after my mother passed away and recently I got him into liking anime/games so he stoped complained about me getting a job and shit, as long as I keep the house clean and domestic stuff, so I can keep being a NEET as long he is alive, not something to brag about but whatever, I bet most of you would like this to maintain your lifestyle.

>> No.7150091

I got some new armor in a shitty Korean MMO. Now I can be a little girl AND useful in combat!

>> No.7150100

I went from a fat hiki neet to a scrawny hiki neet in 6 months. Now when I tell people I'm not fat over the internet I don't have to feel like I'm obviously lying and they can see right through it.

>> No.7150102

im kind of a big deal in the rap game

>> No.7150103

>>7150100
Shut up fatty

>> No.7150106

>>7150065
Don't worry mugen, we may know you're a smuggler, but since you duped the authorities you've got nothing to worry about no matter how much we accuse you. Your onion-stained money is safe.

>> No.7150108

>>7150103
But I'm not lying now

>> No.7150109

/jp/ - Blog Culture

>> No.7150124

I grew a mind of my own after separating with my parents.
now i only listen to myself to judge what's right and wrong.

>> No.7150141

>>7150065
Share the cash will you mugen? I'll love you forever.

>> No.7150147

Does anyone else find it hard to come up with a boast or to take compliments? I seriously can't stand receiving a compliment.

It is fairly irrational and silly, but I'm uncomfortable thinking highly of myself and I worry if I accept compliments I'll become more of an egotist and not think as low of myself.

>> No.7150154

>>7150065
>>7150044
I made curry with purple onions instead of yellow because I didn't have any yellow onions, worst fucking mistake ever. I hope you don't smuggle purple onions, you bastard. Those things are so gross. I tossed out an entire batch of curry due to the disgusting taste of that purple onion.

>> No.7150182

>>7150147

I'd say becoming upset or uncomfortable when you receive a compliment is a bit too much, but the basic idea is good. Accept the ones you receive, but don't actually seek them.

I'm the same way, and it's my attitude towards giving compliments, too. I don't like the idea of contributing to the inflated egos of others, so I tend to reserve words of praise.

>> No.7150190
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>> No.7150191

i fucked you're favorite touhou.

>> No.7150204

>>7150147
I can't take compliments. I know I'm not actually that good at what I'm being complimented on. Every time I hear a compliment, I immediately question it. Are the people just complimenting me because they feel sorry for me? Are they making fun of me because I receive so many compliments? All kinds of thoughts and questions race through my mind and I begin noticing everything that could have been better, that they are not realizing. After a compliment, when I mess up, I feel absolutely horrible, like I let someone down.

All in all, being complimented (atleast in real life) is not something I like and it brings down my self-confidence.

>> No.7150211

/jp/ - low self-esteem

>> No.7150213

>>7150147
I find it uncomfortable to receive compliments but not because I'm irrationally worried that I'll become an egotistical monster. I'm irrationally distrustful of people when they give me compliments, so no matter how much one part of me understands that they're being genuine, another part will always be distrustful of them now because I think they're condescending and lying.

>> No.7150215

I just farmed 30m in 6 hours all from Mavkas at Ragnarok, and my sniper is also about to hit 99 just through Mavkas. Not to mention all the blue potions I can make and use it for MvPs later.
How's that faggots?

>> No.7150223

I've attempted to kill myself 4 times. No, I will not go into detail.

>> No.7150229

I have a job, go to school and live with my girlfriend.

I was happier when I was a shut-in.

>> No.7150230

>>7150223
So you're bragging about failing 4 times?

>> No.7150235

>>7150230
If you look at it one way failing to kill yourself so many times might lead you to believe you can't be killed.

>> No.7150237

>>7150230
Yeah. You failures can't even get that far.

>> No.7150238

Holy shit you call that boasting? Pathetic.

I'M THE DAYUM GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDSON OF MOTHER NATURE AN' THE DIVVIL HISSELF. BROTHER TO PAUL BUNYAN AND BEST FRIEND OF DAVY CROCKETT. WHEN I TALK, PEOPLE LISTEN, AND WHEN I SHOUT, PEOPLE RUN. WHY, I'VE WON BREATHING CONTESTS WITH MERMAIDS AND WON STARING CONTESTS WITH THE MEDUSA. I'VE GOTTEN SICK ONLY ONCE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, AND WHEN I DID, I SNEEZED SO HARD IT FORMED THE HIMALAYAS. MY FART CAN BE USED TO CREATE A HEAT ENGINE WITH A CYCLE MORE EFFICIENT THAN A CARNOT CYCLE. EVERYTHING I'VE JUST SAID IS THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH, AND IF YOU DON'T THINK SO, YOU CAN COME RIGHT OVER HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FUCKING FACE. I MAKE MY HOME INSIDE BETELGEUSE BUT RIGHT NOW I'M DRINKING TEA WITH (READ: SEDUCING) ANDROMEDA. COME AT ME BRO.

>> No.7150241

I've always been a very gentle and kind person.
Not that it did me any good though.
Karma is bullshit.

>> No.7150252

>>7150223
What methods did you try? Can you at least say that much?

>> No.7150260

>>7150241
You should be glad Karma is bullshit. It's a horrible system. What's that? You're 7 and you have leukemia? KARMA BITCH!

>> No.7150273

>>7150241
I'm a nice and gentle person too, but as I said before saying that makes me disgusted at possible boost in ego.

I get very upset when other people are upset. I struggle watching the news because it upsets me so much. I try and act selflessly with everyone and do my best to make everyone happy. It all sounds gay and egotistical but fuck, if I had more of a choice I'd rather not feel those things.

Feeling this way about the world is also shitty because it's hard to find anyone who can relate to you in this way.

>> No.7150274

>>7150241
I know that feel.
I've been told a few times that I'm too nice for my own good. Or that I should drop the 'nice guy act'.
When people actually encounter someone who's not an asshole, they're forced to believe that it's either a bad thing that will get you nowhere (which might be true) or that it isn't sincere.
Ain't it funny?

>> No.7150283

>>7150260
But if karma wasn't bullshit that 7 year old wouldn't get leukemia. The problem is when people think karma exists when it doesn't and say KARMA BITCH.

>> No.7150284

I'm popular with the fujoshi in my university class.

>> No.7150287

>>7150284
You're probably openly weeaboo. Disgusting.

>> No.7150289

>>7150229
I have a job. On my days off I feel like they're spent in preperation for the days I do work. When I was unemployed, doctor appointments and other smilar things gave me the same feeling. In my life, as long as I know I have to be somewhere doing something I don't want to, the days prior will never be joyful. My next day of work is Tuesday and I know that tomorrow I'm going to wake up and worry about working and then on Monday I'm going to wake up and worry about working. Then on Tuesday while I'm working I am going to worry that I don't have time to do anything for myself anymore. This isn't who I am, I do not enjoy one aspect of work at all.

How would I describe this to my employer if I were to ask to quit? I have nothing against them at all. I just hate constantly worrying and feeling like I am being burdened all the time. I've only worked there for a week. I'm probably causing them enough trouble as is, and if I were to ask to quit I'd surely trouble them with finding a replacement for me.

>> No.7150300

>>7150289
Hi, me.

>> No.7150303

Since this is a mix of a blog thread and whatever the fuck else, and just to normalfag it up a bit, does anyone else feel deeply lonely? Not in a way that you want to be loved, but to have someone who will accept your love?

I've been struggling lately and it has made me so depressed I seriously don't know what the fuck I'm going to do.

>> No.7150308

I can think of nothing. Everyone considered me to be the best cs 1.6 player known back in the day, but that is meaningless.

>> No.7150315

>>7150303
Nope. I got my waifu.

>> No.7150319

The little anon that made a Saten thread just a while ago... I can without a doubt say that I love him more than anyone. More than his family. Aye. Of this I am sure.

>> No.7150321

>>7150303
If by feeling lonely you mean isolation and contempt for the world, then yes.
Otherwise, no, not at all.

>> No.7150323

>>7150319
Got a link to the archive?
I would like to know what justifies your love.

>> No.7150325

>>7150321
That is how I felt from 14-22. But at this point, I want to spend time with someone and converse with them, without holding back things about ourselves. I know how ridiculous and stupid it sounds, but I don't mind.

>> No.7150327

I've taught myself English and Japanese in about 2 years each.
I was happily reading all kinds of books before I even entered first grade.

>> No.7150329

>>7150323
http://archive.easymodo.net/jp/thread/7150301

>> No.7150331
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7150331

I have a pretty voice!

I make friends easy!

Everything is great!

>> No.7150333

>I want to spend time with someone and converse with them, without holding back things about ourselves.
You've got us, anon.

>> No.7150335
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7150335

I don't live in .... oh wait
I have a ... oh wait
I can ... oh wait

Hmmm.....

>> No.7150337

>>7150319
You are weird.

>> No.7150338
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7150338

40:0 on the a-losers.msi ut2004 public server

>> No.7150339

I keep feeling obligated to finish shit that I start despite not enjoying it. It really sucks. How do I stop feeling this way?

It's not useful shit either. Otherwise I'd be happy with this trait.

>> No.7150343

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCgERAD9LQs

>> No.7150349

>>7150343
'MUUUREEEECAAAAAA

fuck no, it's football, what would you expect from supporters

>> No.7150353

>>7150343
I couldn't help but smile.
Moment of silence, heh. Nobody fucking cares. Pretending otherwise is just hypocrisy.

>> No.7150360

i just had an hour long conversation with some random japanese guy on omegle
i came here to ask what this means:おやすみなさい

>> No.7150364

>>7150360
Good Night

You could of used google translate.

>> No.7150366

>>7150364
>>7150360
Or used an addon. Rikaikun for chrome works great.

>> No.7150370

>>7150364
>could of

>> No.7150380

I had a 30 year fort in Dwarf Fort. A Dragon killed my dwarves.

>> No.7150405

I've had sex with women on three continents.

>> No.7150427

>>7150405
>>>/soc/

>> No.7150431

I confessed to a girl once even though there was zero chance that she would react with anything but contempt.

>> No.7150440

>>7150431
Doesn't sound like something you should boast about to me.

>> No.7150441

>>7150440
Maybe so, but it's the best I got.

>> No.7150442

>>7150440
It's a step above what most of us have accomplished during the days when we still cared.

>> No.7150470

I have a driver's license.

>> No.7150488

>>7150470
Do you actually drive?

Even though I have a a driver's license I'm just too scared to drive anywhere.

>> No.7150493

>>7150431
I've rejected girls who confessed to me. Because I'm a cripplingly insecure paranoiac.

>> No.7150551

>>7150493
>implying 3DPD are interested in cripplingly insecure paranoiacs.

>> No.7150592

>>7150551
If he got the looks he would get away with it without any problems.

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>>7150190
FAILD. I POSTED THAT BEFORE. AND /A/ REPORTED AND SAGED US TO DEATH FOR IT SO MOOT BANNED US ALL BECAUSE IT WAS A REQUEST AND MADE /JP/ WHICH IS IRONICALLY THE MOST XENOPHOBIC BOARD EVER.

>> No.7151028

I only come here for the lonely threads. I actually hate anime/otaku culture. That is definitely worth bragging about.

>> No.7151126

>>7150044

I made 123k USD this past year.... That's good enough for me. I know you and BOOF beat that by a mile though.

>> No.7151158

I litteraly can't not take it easy, it seems to be a handicap in society though.

>> No.7151208

I have nothing to be proud of anymore, may I had nothing to begin with.

I used to be depressed constatly for years, despiced myself etc, but it felt good and I adored that state. I felt that I had a self.
Sadly, this is a thing that has an end, even if it lasts for a long years. Now that I overcame it, I feel empty, can't be seriously depressed or happy with anything, always in a light-headed positive mood that I can't stand, but I can't even hate myself properly now, or to correct myself and stay the way I want for a long time. When morning comes, I return to my casual self without any regard to my will.

What the fuck am I writing..?

>> No.7151234

I've had a decent moustache and sideburns since I was 14.

>> No.7151299

I won the lottery. That was a couple years ago now.

I have enough money to live a comfortable hikki lifestyle for the rest of my life.

>> No.7151401

I can bake bread

>> No.7151416

Anxiety's a bitch but all these touhou's taught me to take it easy. With that being said ...I play bass ;_;

>> No.7151425

I can code in C++.

>> No.7151429

People on the internet look up to me and treat me like their big brother.

>> No.7151433

I can whistle for a long time. And pretty well. I can do the full Kumikyoku with about 95% of it being in-pitch, and still be able to whistle some more.
I also have the memory of a amnesic person, as in I can barely remember what I was a few months back, and anything beyond three years is a total blur to me.

>> No.7151494

I've been to Japan

>> No.7151497

I'm the supreme master of clumsiness.
There's no day passing by where I don't break something, trip over my own feet or some other equally retarded shit.
I'm a big joke.

>> No.7151498

I get money from the government for being crazy.

>> No.7151507

>>7150063
>>7151425

these are all i have to say for myself

^__^

>> No.7151507,1 [INTERNAL] 

I wonder why this got deleted.

>> No.7151507,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>7151507,1
Gee, I wonder.

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