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In this thread we discuss little stupid /jp/ related things that we have done in the real world.

For example, I have Ransmirk set as the wallpaper on my cellphone.

>> No.713412

I have the Metal Gear Solid codec call as my cell phone's ringtone

>> No.713417

I have various animu/mango/touhous as MSN avatars.

>> No.713418

I wrote a essay on Japanese cars and how they compared to American cars.

>> No.713414

My 25cm obitsu bodies with small breasts and magnetic feet have just shipped. I have CARAMELLDANSEN set as my ringtone. I like to take photos of my figurines and dolls.

>> No.713422

>>713418
Thats no Touhou ;_;

>> No.713423

I don't have a cellphone, as I do not leave the house.

I do not have a bed, I have a sheet and five body pillows.

>> No.713427

My input language defaults to Japanese, even though I can't write it. I can't be bothered fixing it.

>> No.713429

>>713423
FINAL DESTINATION?

>> No.713430

I'm getting a new phone soon. I'm trying to think of a cool ringtone for it. I'm thinking of some Necrofantasia remix, something from World of Golden Touhou, or a soundclip of 'CHEN! CHEN! CHEEEEEEEEN!'

>> No.713431

My mp3 player's wallpaper is Rika wearing a school swimsuit in a suggestive pose.

>> No.713435

>>713431
Please do share.

>> No.713440

I told my parents I'm a big otaku who doesn't like real women. :_;

Why do I feel so bad about myself now?

>> No.713446

my ringtone is Aria de Mezzo Carattere from FFVI.

For voice mail and text messages, I have "pirori" and "merumeru" from SZS.

Not that it matters because nobody calls me.

>> No.713444
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I made my room look like this:

Also:
-various Touhou & anime ringtones
-Eva messenger bag
-Regular shopping at the Japanese food mart near me (really the prices ARE better than most domestic grocery stores near me, so why not)

>> No.713451
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Thanks to a minor scripting technicality in our account-profile system at the office, everyone's desktop was Touhou Hijack-ed for a couple of days.

I wish I had done this on purpose, but I just saved an image in the wrong folder.

>> No.713455

>>713423

No bed? My sympathy. I couldn't part with my huge mattress for anything.

>> No.713454

>>713429
Asylum

>> No.713473
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>>713451

>> No.713475
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dBu's remix of Till When is my ringtone and this is my wallpaper

>> No.713477

>>713412
you're a girl, aren't you?

>> No.713478

>>713473
>>713410
What's the story behind these anyway?

>> No.713482

>>713440
OH WOW.
You're a fag!

>> No.713486

>>713478

Ran likes to smirk

>> No.713503

I played touhou music while driving once, windows opened, fairly loud.

>> No.713526

Last year I told an old friend/acquaintance I like Japanese cartoons. We see each other about twice or thrice a year, and now since I've told him he got a (first) girlfriend and says he's too busy to go to the cinema with me (he's been delaying it for 3 months).

>> No.713533

>>713503
Original or fanworks?

>> No.713534
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I work at a Family Dollar store in Ohio. We dont have speakers in the ceiling and music channeled in like bigger stores so we have 2 little boom boxes set up, one in the front by the registers and one in the stockroom.

When I work I play my Crow'sClaw and Demetori albums and I also sometimes play some DBU or Golden City Factory. Ive been wanting to listen to eurobeat or jpop but I know the older people would catch on and think it was weird hearing jap lyrics but with the touhou remixes they just think its generic instumentals or modern rock.

I secretly wish for someone to come in and be like OH HAY IS THAT NECROFANTASIA GOD I LOVE THAT SONG but I know it'll never happen.

OH GOD RAN WHY ARE YOU UPSIDE DOWN

>> No.713543

The only thing linking me to all of you is this bookmark on my browser. All I have to do is delete it, and I'll be the same as everyone else!

>> No.713547

>>713543
Keep telling yourself that.

>> No.713552

>>713543
One cannot simply delete a bookmark and become a normal fag.

>> No.713555

>>713534

>>
I secretly wish for someone to come in and be like OH HAY IS THAT _____________ GOD I LOVE THAT SONG but I know it'll never happen.

>> No.713558

I call my mom Aya and my dad Marisa

>> No.713559

I haven't fapped to anything but Touhou porn in about the past 6 months.

>> No.713579

>>713558

Your mom is a HUGE slut.

>> No.713581

>>713559

Same here

>> No.713586

>>713423
Best bed ever.

>> No.713606

>>713543
You can delete a bookmark from your browser, but you cannot delete us from your heart.

>> No.713600

>>713558
>and my dad Marisa
lol

>> No.713621

I punched my little sister in the face when she broke my Hong Meirin pvc figure...

>> No.713619
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>>713534
If you're not at one of the local Dollar General's, I ain't gonna bother.

Usually at the end of my shifts at work, when I'm the only person working, I hook up some speakers to my MP3 Player, and listen to what's on it, which are usually Godzilla soundtracks.

>> No.713623

Well said, Anonymous.

>> No.713629

>>713619

>Godzilla soundtracks.

Awesome. I like you.

>> No.713632

>>713621
>Hong Meirin pvc figure
>pvc figure

I thought only kits got made

>> No.713636

I taught some kids at the Boys and Girls Club I work at the word GAR and what to say when you hit someone upside the head with a paper fan. I also listen to Touhou remixes all day at work on my headphones. Supposedly everyone thinks I'm really into techno and heavy metal.

>> No.713654

>>713621
Asshole.

>> No.713656

>>713636

>I taught some kids at the Boys and Girls Club I work at the word GAR

I hate you so much it makes my stomach hurt

>> No.713660
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>>713636 I taught some kids at the Boys and Girls Club I work at the word GAR

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This is my background.

>> No.713686
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>>713663

>> No.713689

>>713534

I like to do really subtle things like that, things that no non-weeaboo would possibly notice but which anyone "in the know" would spot instantly.

This is what power level suppression is all about; ensuring there be a required minimum power level for anyone to be able to see your power level.

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>>713686

>> No.713711

>>713697
Cant see anything wrong with Vista...

>> No.713716

>>713711

You wouldn't.

>> No.713721

>>713711 Cant see anything wrong with
Famous last words

>> No.713723

>>713711
Enjoy your inferior OS, then

>> No.713728
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>>713716
BUT XP HAS SMALLER TITS THE VISTA!

>> No.713731

>>713728
They are fake. And badly coded.

>> No.713732

>>713728
THAT"S BECAUSE IT USES UP LESS RAM DUH

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>>713728

O RLY?

>> No.713754
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713754

Remember when XP was shit?

>> No.713747

I have 'acquired' a mini-fridge which I have affectionately named 'Cirno'.

I'm considering using it for storing beer and frogs.

>> No.713749

>>713728
ALSO: ENJOY YOUR SPINE PROBLEMS

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>>713749

But these gals are just fine...

>> No.713762

>>713754
I read that as:
>Remember when XP was a slut?

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>>713747
Now paint it blue and put a ribbon on top of it.

>> No.713772

>>713763
I'm sure theres a SIMS mod for a fridge liek that.

>> No.713777

>>713534
>I work at a Family Dollar store in Ohio.

Holy shit, I might have been to your store. What part of Ohio is this in?

>> No.713804

>>713777
way northeast. ashtabula county

>> No.713823

I've got an EKUSUKALLYBAR keychain hanging from the rear view mirror in my car.

>> No.713836

I got mad when I saw a picture of my mom when she was younger...she was deliciously flat chested in her school uniform. And now she isn't......

>> No.713849

I play Touhou songs on my sax at the mall.

No one has noticed yet =(

>> No.713856

>>713444

I go to sleep at night,wake up and hope my room would look like this.

>> No.713859

>>713444

Am I supposed to congratulate you or RAGE? I see both Ghost in the Shell... and Lucky Star.

>> No.713863

>>713444

I'm working on getting my room to look like that...

>> No.713865

>>713849
That's awesome

>> No.713867

>>713444

Oh wow, Lupin the Third and Aliens figurine.

>> No.713868

Is there a way to make your own wall scrolls that don't look like trash?

>> No.713875

I have a Star Sapphire key chain, and one day after work, I forgot to take my keys off my belt and put them in my pocket. I went to the mall for a bit, and while in the video store, the chick working there thought it was Navi from Legend of Zelda.

I had been wondering why earlier some guys were snickering when they saw me. I had a fairy hanging from my jeans.

>> No.713877

>>713849
I play some SZS songs on my guitar when I'm out and have it with me for some reason.

>> No.713879

rofl

>> No.713881

>>713849
How about playing the Bartender opening with sax instead of the vocals?
I always thought that would be awesome, but I can't play anything for shit.

The only thing that sucks is that there's no karaoke version of it (that I know of).

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>>713686

How do I get a toolbar like that on the left crotia?

>> No.713886

>>713849
>>713877

Professional buskers?

>> No.713883

>>713875

You'll never live it down.

>> No.713894

>>713883

And it'll never give him up.

>> No.713896

>>713882
RocketDock. Comes with the VistaInspirat (fake Vista for XP)

>> No.713903

>>713886
Minus the professional.

>> No.713908

sage

>> No.713913

>>713886
>>713903
It's more for practice than actually entertaining others.

>> No.713964

>>713913
>>713903

If you've practiced enough, you could be something like this. Minus the music box if you know what I mean.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QNK2IK9PSe0

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sage

>> No.714060

age

>> No.714705

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PCN2v-ths1A
I have this as my ringtone, stopping at the vocal parts. Pretty stealthy.

>> No.714711

>>714705

Wussy.

I have OKKUSENMAN OKKUSENMAN as my ringtone.

>> No.714773

>>713836

Just go back in time and rape your mother, accidentally making her pregnant. Congratulations, you are your own father!

>> No.714821

I used to have the Magipoka ending set as my ringtone, as an in-joke... but then my phone went off while I was talking to one of the Japanese girls in my Mandarin class and, yeah.

>> No.714911

>>713412
I used to have that, but I've found that due to the echo effect, it's simply too quiet to be practical in anywhere outside where there are people.

>> No.714976

>>714711
You're one to talk; that could easily be a /v/ related ringtone.

>> No.715012

>>714911
oh, well it was most definitely audible on the bus.

>> No.715055

OP here. glad this thread is still around. Seeing ransmirk on the front page makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

>> No.715068

>>714821
ha ha, owned

>> No.715094

Baccano! OP is my ringtone, but I also have Okkusenman on there. When I have a voicemail, I have one of Tsugumi's clips from Ever17 play.

Oh, have some Touhou remixes on there too, I usually use those as alarms.

And a Gurren Lagann background. Although I should change it sometime.

>> No.715099

I put on robe and wizards hat and goto work.
Seriously, I work at a spa and I like basketball.

>> No.715105

>>715099
For shame.

>> No.715160

You're all FAGS!
I used to have mikomikonaasu(the speedy part):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-NX_H9KnBw
until it went off while I was in college with all my classmates... I still have nightmares about that day :(

>> No.715174

>>715160
Holy shit I did too!

FUCKING EMBARASSING.

>> No.715180

I have a weeaboo ringtone that the uninitiated would never recognize, so it's alright if it goes off when I'm around others.

M16 from E7.

>> No.715282

At what point did you guys miss the point of this? If your ringtone goes off in public and it causes everyone to turn around, YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

The idea is subtlety; being able to fit your /jp/ side into your daily life without ANYONE knowing or getting wise. That doesn't mean quickly shutting off your weeaboo ringtone when it goes off in public, it means picking one that's unrecognizable as weeaboo yet still "on-topic" as it were...

>> No.715293

>>715282
In a classroom everyone turns around and stares even if your ringtone is normal, it is an embarrassing situation. My phone has only ever gone off in class once, and it played Kryptonite. I love that song. People stared and laughed, it was traumatizing.

>> No.715316

real world?

>> No.715313
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This is the background of my PDA.

>> No.715323

>>715282
This only matters if you have anyone that would ever call you.

>> No.715351

>>715323
Sometimes I set my alarm to go off when I'm in public so I can pretend I am getting a call ;_;

>> No.715381

I don't go outside long enough so nothing really.

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all of my systems and servers at work and home have SDM-themed names, and nobody will ever catch on.

>> No.715498

>>713686
Original please.

>> No.715506

>>715422
My entire network consists of Touhou named devices.

Nice to know I'm not the only one who does this.

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>>715498

>> No.715522

>>715509
Thanks

>> No.715530

>>713410

ransmirk is smiiiiirrrkk

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>>715530

>> No.716008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YIC8aTN8Q0

From 20-37 seconds is my ring tone.

>> No.716015

>>716008
I would murder you if I heard that in public.

>> No.716025

I don't go outside.

>> No.716023

I use various Japanese rail station jingles for my ringtones.

>> No.716035

>>716015
Why? It both broadcasts my power level to the right people, whilst suppressing it to the masses. Exactly what >>715282 was getting at.

>> No.716054

>>716035
Just be careful of who the "masses" really are. It can turn into a "wrong place, wrong time" sort of deal.

>> No.716058

Theres nothing like blaring precious thing over a nigger-worthy sound system in the projects. I've given up on finding anyone around me who even knows what touhou is.

>> No.716060

>>716054
How about my message tone? http://www.sendspace.com/file/z13633

>> No.716068

>>716035
The subtlety doesn't matter as much as the incredibly shrill high pitched girly scream at 0:20.

For that, the murder would take place.

>> No.716082

this thread makes me want to recustomize my phone

>> No.716087

>>716068
Good thing no one calls me then, I'll be able to live a full, ronery life ;_;

>> No.716089

>>716087

post your number

>> No.716099

>>716023
you steals my idea D:

>> No.716150

>>716099

heh. I'm hunting around for a good collection of high quality versions of them, since the only ones that I can find sound pretty crappy

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>> No.716156

>>716150
do let anon know if you find some HQ ones then

>> No.716165

My laptop is named Ershin. I wanted to have the music from that random RPG that Hale plays in Jungle wa Itsumo Hale nochi Guu, but I couldn't get it on my phone. Grr...

>> No.716169

I have the opening scale of the 'debut' White Album flash as a ringtone.

>> No.716176

Oh, and my cell's wallpaper is a picture of Dr. Koto...

>> No.716178

>>716068
...
Agreed.

I'll hold his arms.

>> No.716190

>>713412

it would be cool if you could make the "codec screen popping up" sound when you answered it

>> No.716222

If I heard Marisa Stole the Precious Thing coming from someones phone, they would become my friend immediately.

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>> No.716229

>>716222
What if you heard it coming from what you suspected to be a massively gaia-level weeaboo with bad cosplay and everything?

>> No.716233

>>716222

What if they were a fat, ugly weeaboo?

>> No.716239

>>716222

What if they looked like you?

>> No.716246

>>715160
haha oh wow, i had that too, until it went off in my japanese classes. fortunately it was 1st year so noone understood shit. now i have end of 1000years from melty blood and WRYYYYYYYYYYYY for messages.

My cell phone wp is stock trader Yukarin.
MY wp at work is a two-screen haibane wp.
I've printed "worksafe" loli pics at work and almost got caught.
I have moar manga volumes in moonspeak than in english.
I play touhou and meltan at work way moar than I do at home.
Both my mp3 player and cellphone have only animu music, most of which is touhou remixes.

...damn, i didn't think it was that bad.

>> No.716250

>>716222
Same here.
>>716239
In that case I'd bang them cause they'd be hot godly manliness in human form.

>> No.716263

>>716239
Then I'd be surprised and pleased.

>> No.716313

>>716246


I understand perfectly. And yet I can't really understand. Touhou is a strange disease whose symptoms are most immediately visible in one's music collection. How did this infestation begin? I don't know, but it shows no signs of weakening.

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I sing various tunes with his version of nyan nyan nyaaan

>> No.716318

>>716313

i used to have an extensive music library

ever since the new computer i've only bothered to download dragonforce and touhou

i'm so sad

>> No.716326

>>716246
>manga....in English

You're doing it wrong

>> No.716536

I have one of Scarlet Weather Rhapsody's track as my SMS tone, and another from C-CLAY's Kachou Fuugetu album as my ringtone.
So far, it's been cooly-o.

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