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Marisa riding a giant slug

>> No.7132787

But slugs don't have tongues.

>> No.7132785

point is?

>> No.7132791

Reported for daily dose.

>> No.7132792

But Marisa isn't real

>> No.7132793

Me on the bottom.

>> No.7132794

me riding a giant slug

>> No.7132798

Alright now we get to see Marisa riding her slug every other day!

Me the pole!

>> No.7132799

>>7132792
Neither are giant slugs, how come that doesn't bother you?

>> No.7132808

What a slow way to get around. What a silly girl.

>> No.7132810

>>7132808
Yeah, that seems just as silly as riding around on a giant turtle. Who would even think of doing that?

>> No.7132813

It's not a slug, it's a snail which carries its home on its back.
That Marisa is actually a very lifelike shell, which is possibly the inspiration for several garage kits dz-ze.

>> No.7132816

>>7132810
Someone who's too poor to afford any other form of travel.

>> No.7132823

whose foot is sticking out from underneath the slug?

>> No.7132824

I wonder what Marisa did with her tsuchinoko. Maybe she ate it.

>> No.7132830
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It's a dragon idiot!

A dragon!

>> No.7132853 [DELETED] 

QUA­LITY THREAD

>> No.7132866

ALICE AND THE GIANT SLUG THING

Alice Margatroid was walking along minding her own business when...
"BOO!"
"Eeeeek!" Alice squeaked. (And sounding quite a lot like a rat)
"Hahahahaha!" said a Giant slug Thing that had just jumped out from behind an old
twisted tree.
Alice jumped back, surprised.
The Slug stopped laughing and started talking abruptly.
"You're the first person to be scared of me," it said.
"I've run in to countless other people, most of them were dressed the same way you are
now that I think about it, but none of them were scared of me." it started laughing again.
Alice had got over the initial shock of having a Giant Slug talk, and laugh at her and
she was starting to feel quite indignant at herself and the Giant Slug.
"I was not scared!" Alice cried.
The Slug ignored her and kept talking. "You looked so funny when you squeaked!" it said.
"I did not squeak!" Alice almost shrieked.
The Slug kept ignoring her. "You know I tried to scare this woman with greenish kinda hair,
she got really pissed and started yelling weird words..."
Alice had had enough "ARTFUL SACRIFICE" She yelled.
The Slug was instantly dead.
"PUPPETEER BITCH!"
Alice froze "Yes Master." She said meekly.
"Did you know that you just killed my pet." Marisa said.
"Y-your pet, My lord?" Alice said.
"Yes, MY pet." Marisa said.
"Uhhhh, oops?" Alice said and transformed into a rat
she ran to the Hakurei Shrine and tried to get Reimu to forgive her but it didn't work and she was squashed.

Disclaimer
These characters don't belong to me (but the slug does belong to me)

Signed,
Kirisame Marisa.

>> No.7132878 [DELETED] 

>>7132866
>and tried to get Reimu to forgive her
Why is she apologizing to Reimu?

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7132883

superior

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