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Anonymous Mon Mar 21 16:36:53 2011 No.7128461 [Reply] [Original]

HURK HURK HURK

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 16:39:53 2011 No.7128472 File: 1.65 MB, 1240x1753, Yuugi Ario 29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ario thread or Yuugi thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 16:40:53 2011 No.7128475 >>7128472 both

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 16:44:53 2011 No.7128491 File: 329 KB, 640x512, 6790e553d0133d6142cea235598e0790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You go home and see this. etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 16:47:53 2011 No.7128499 File: 424 KB, 700x583, Yuugi with Suikas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 16:51:53 2011 No.7128513 File: 429 KB, 600x720, THE rape, imagine the force.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 16:56:53 2011 No.7128531 >>7128499 That would be so sext if Yuugi was so hot in front of me that she took off her top and just let her huge breasts be exposed ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 17:01:46 2011 No.7128544 File: 623 KB, 1200x1722, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dem abs

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Mar 21 17:01:53 2011 No.7128543 File: 117 KB, 570x570, yuugidrunktits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7128491 Then for now and for a while to come, you had better not think of it as your home.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 17:03:53 2011 No.7128552 I wonder what Yuugi would think if I asked her to stick her feet in my face

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D Mon Mar 21 17:04:53 2011 No.7128555 >>7128543 Funny how you always show up when I think about you. Also >yuugidrunktits How rude the Deva is so much more than just drunk tits. Although people mainly like her for that I presume.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Mar 21 17:05:53 2011 No.7128561 File: 117 KB, 551x430, yuugidontbathe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7128552 Oni rarely bathe. Except recreationally. Was that what you had in mind?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 17:06:46 2011 No.7128571 >>7128561 I'd be ok with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 17:08:53 2011 No.7128578 File: 284 KB, 457x700, DAT Yuugi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Mar 21 17:09:53 2011 No.7128583 File: 199 KB, 850x601, yuugi90szelda.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7128555 Named after Anon's spontaneous response, August 2008, somewhere between 24th and 27th. It should be archived.

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Mar 21 17:16:53 2011 No.7128607 File: 558 KB, 955x794, parseeyuugionsen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7128571 Well then... It would depend on whether you worded it as a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 17:16:53 2011 No.7128608 How does one woo an oni?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 17:17:53 2011 No.7128611 >>7128608 Beat her in a drinking contest.

>>	LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI Mon Mar 21 17:17:53 2011 No.7128612 >>7128608 Out drink them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 18:07:20 2011 No.7128612,1 Fucking dysfunctional recaptcha servers won't let me post. But as I wanted to say, you can't be bearmode strong like Yuugi is and drink as much alcohol as she does. Alcohol destroys your muscles and gains. This is ruining my suspension of disbelief.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 19:58:53 2011 No.7128640 >>7128608 By raping them Outdrinking them is impossible. Your body,let alone your liver will never be ready for such a deadly task.Unless you want to make a contract with me

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Mar 21 19:59:53 2011 No.7128647 File: 191 KB, 639x830, yuugibear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Captcha working again? Someone must've punched the sky somewhere. Such might!

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Mar 21 20:04:53 2011 No.7128664
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>>7128640

Did a stuffed animal just suggest to go out and rape? And here I thought the son of Sam had it bad.

Either way that is doomed to fail even worse than outdrinking. At least trying to outdrink an oni you will go down bravely and perhaps leave a slight impression.

>>	LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI Mon Mar 21 20:09:53 2011 No.7128673 >>7128664 How about punching the moon? What about the sun? Both at the same time?

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Mar 21 20:15:53 2011 No.7128692
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>>7128673

Considering humans are roasted alive anywhere near the sun and only Mongol horsemen and Batman can breathe in space, would still say you should go for the safe (*cough* romantic *cough*) approach.
Always be up for a challenge, be knowledgeable about good drinking, good eating, good fighting and good old times, never whine and always enjoy yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 21:21:53 2011 No.7128938 File: 253 KB, 1024x786, datkitty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7128664 Sssshhh Just let him say yes so I can get that persons glorious entropy.

>>	LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI Mon Mar 21 21:25:53 2011 No.7128956 >>7128692 So say we succeed in winning an Oni heart. What comes next?

HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Mon Mar 21 21:30:53 2011 No.7128974
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>>7128956

Then you are going to be writing the folklore of coming generations, because thus far it has never happened in any way that ended well.

Got to snooze. Hope to explore further some other time. Goodnight, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 21:53:53 2011 No.7129063 File: 197 KB, 750x1000, 4818e6d789d3f332611e45e9f904130e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THE BEST TOUHOU THREAD HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!

>>	wtH !hWtHG71Z1c Mon Mar 21 21:55:07 2011 No.7129078 File: 92 KB, 200x400, yuugi_and_her_stupid_horn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Mar 21 21:57:53 2011 No.7129087
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Yuugi would make a great bride.

Only problem is finding out how to win her heart without dying. Maybe bring her a bunch of fine alcohols from around the world. She is only seen drinking saki, maybe she has never had wine, beer, vodka, gin, whisky, limoncello, or what have you.

Bring out some nice champagne and give her horn a good rub and maybe she will fall for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 22:01:53 2011 No.7129101 File: 84 KB, 524x720, 20834_1463078133487_1129486453_1582957_3817388_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Demonic-looking beast Yuugi is my favorite Yuugi.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 22:02:53 2011 No.7129105 File: 261 KB, 913x1001, 1297020532796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 22:08:53 2011 No.7129125 File: 9 KB, 218x231, lolitrollu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never find a Yuugi pillow ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 22:09:53 2011 No.7129131 File: 495 KB, 853x1419, 362735 - Touhou Yuugi_Hoshiguma.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 22:09:53 2011 No.7129132 >>7129105 Well-muscled Yuugi is the perfect Yuugi.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Mon Mar 21 22:12:53 2011 No.7129139 >>7129125 To be fair, you'd probably have to get a bag of cement or something of equal viscosity to be a Yuugi Dakimakura

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 22:13:53 2011 No.7129143 File: 76 KB, 360x480, hoshi-1-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need to get this Yuugi figure so I can snort my cocaine off of it.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Mon Mar 21 22:15:53 2011 No.7129150 >>7129143 If I'd have known it was gonna be that kind of party. I would've stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Mon Mar 21 22:19:53 2011 No.7129167 Yuugi frightens me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 22:46:53 2011 No.7129272 File: 152 KB, 500x375, 4984516066_019f4b5e8a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7129167 Pathetic man that can't handle all the woman that is Yuugi.

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Mon Mar 21 22:47:53 2011 No.7129277 >>7129272 precisely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 21 22:49:53 2011 No.7129288 File: 398 KB, 729x859, 1293947634327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would like to drink and sing drunken songs on top of a table with Yuugi. Whenever I think of her I pretend to sing drunken songs for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 00:07:53 2011 No.7129596 >>7129139 I will never look at bag of concretes the same way again. And I work with concrete on a regular basis.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 00:11:53 2011 No.7129610 >>7129596 >bag of concretes how do i plural?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 00:15:53 2011 No.7129632 Well fuck me unconscious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 22 00:22:53 2011 No.7129656 >>7129087 >>7129087 GODDAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES

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