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7125844 No.7125844 [Reply] [Original]

So. I was playing touhou today on my laptop. Some nasty girl walks by. She's like OMG TOUHOU!?! I LOOOOOVE TOUHOU!!!!! MY FAV CHARACTER IS PATCHOULI!!! I LOVE TO COSPLAY AS HER!!! etc. This goes on for a while...she basically tells me she's a secondary, then she finally leaves.
Patchouli is my waifu...what the fuck do i do?! This annoying girl made touhou seem awful to me!

>> No.7125849

Today my room was too warm so I went into the front room with my laptop. It was nice.

>> No.7125851

Make her dress up as patchy
Fuck her
Leave without cleaning anything up

>> No.7125853

You've never been to shrinemaiden.org before?

>> No.7125855

Kill yourself.

>> No.7125857

Is she cute? Get her contact, buy a Patchy costume for her. Enjoy your cosplay sex.

>> No.7125859

You can't like something because someone you don't like does?

The count of Monte Cristo is rolling in his fictional grave.

>> No.7125862

God fucking damn, if this is another /b/ raid hitting us, they're surprisingly well informed this time around. We're being flooded by shitposters at an abnormally high rate right now.

>> No.7126051

>>7125853
You are confusing it with Doujinstyle, Lunatic Red and poosh.

>> No.7126054 [DELETED] 

>>7126051
Thanks a lot for bumping such a retarded troll thread.

>> No.7126058

>>7125844
If it makes you feel any better, Patchouli would hate her and probably would banish her from Gensokyo while you live out your days in the library as a slave, and not the sex kind

>> No.7126068

I have been here for a long time and I still don't understand how people from this board, a tripcode user, who likes touhou, will post about real life when it contributes exactly nothing to the board, yet a thread about speaking bad of other people, we don't fucking cara about your shitty life and what hurts me when I see it, is that I can tell you have been here long enough to know this but still will shit the board, and make it even more shittier.

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