/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you could choose a new mother, which Touhou would it be and why?

[Anonymous No.]

Ran

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Suwako as my mom and Kanako as my dad.

[Kurosu !Jun.1bGALk No.]

Rinnosuke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113816

you'd turn out a slut

[Anonymous No.]

"If X, which Touhou?"

[Anonymous No.]

Kanako is probably a snakey deceiving bitch just like my mother, so I'd have to say Ran. She seemed concerned about Chen during the extra stage, and gave Reimu a stern talking to before they fought. A nice mother who cares about her children and gives them lots of love and affection. The kind of mom who would bake me a cake on my birthday, would never steal money from me, and would always cook a nice meal for me when I got home from school.

That's the kind of mom Ran would be, and it's the kind of mom I want to have.

Polite sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113826

you must be new here. welcome

[Necrobrotent No.]

But my real mom is a total bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113828
And you'd never get a job after graduating from school, living with her forever, and she'd never get the pleasure of seeing her son start a family of his own, or even the pleasure of seeing her son have his own house.

You don't deserve a good mom.

And yes, I am projecting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113836
If Kaguya were my mother, things would be different around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113846

>And yes, I am projecting.

This made my day. :)

It's true. There's a balance to be struck. Mothers like Ran would be too indulgent, but if you had a mom like Kaguya or Yukari, you'd basically be living off of ramen and buying new underwear in bulk because there'd never be any washing done.

Kanako seemed like the best balance because she seems strong-willed enough to enforce discipline, but still be warm and cuddly and caring. Even if she's a little dense when it comes to young people.

There's a good doujin by Fuantei with Shinki. Alice hates her because she's been smothered by her growing up. Could be something for /jp/ to relate to.

Pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113846
Are you kidding? With how smart Ran is I would have had to inherited something. The kind of crazy math she does would get me damn near anywhere I needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113884
>Alice hates her.
pic related

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113902

Shinki's not in that box, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113911
This is the first image.

[Anonymous No.]

Keine.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuuka
oh god

[Anonymous No.]

I'm generally better off left alone rather than with other people interfering in my life. I used to be heavily obese, but lost 25kg/55lbs (110kg→85kg) in a matter of months when I started buying and preparing my own food rather than being dependent on the shit my mom always forced down my throat.

Patchy and Marisa seem like they'd let me do what I want most of the time, while also being able to help me educate myself due to being avid readers. Those two as a lesbian couple would probably would've make great parents for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113913

But she's going to be okay, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Alice.
casue i like this ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113925

[Anonymous No.]

Yuka, because then I'd not only have a spine, I'd be a bad motherfucker.

Assuming I survived the experience, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113935
shit typo

[Kurosu !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>7113927
>I used to be heavily obese, but lost 25kg/55lbs (110kg→85kg) in a matter of months when I started buying and preparing my own food rather than being dependent on the shit my mom always forced down my throat.
I know how it is. So glad to have taken my meals into my own hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113941
>>7113927

It's interesting that others have had this experience as well. When I moved out, I also lost a bunch of weight when I had complete control over the groceries

>>7113937

What about your real mom made you grow up spineless? Was there some way your mom undermined you?

[Anonymous No.]

How is it a shit thread became even shittier so quickly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113973

Just filter it if you don't like it or go have quiet time alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113988
If you really want to blog about your life you can go to blogspot.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari, so then I could be on good standing with Yuyuko. I may even inherit some kind of retarded power that is similar to Yukari's.

Me on the right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113927
>>7113941
>>7113963
I'm not too surprised more people here made that experience, our parents turning us into disgusting fatbodies as kids is most probably part of the reason why we ended up in a place like /jp/ in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

there´s only one right answer

[Fap all day, every !day/fzRhIA!!pt1w0tTAh6u No.]

Okuu hands down.

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu seems like the right for me

[Fap all day, every !day/fzRhIA!!pt1w0tTAh6u No.]

another motherly okuu pic

[Anonymous No.]

Alice would teach me magic and let me play with her dolls.
Free education and entertainment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114288

[Fap all day, every !day/fzRhIA!!pt1w0tTAh6u No.]

>>7114298
Isn't that pic from that one doujin where she finds a baby from the village and then marisa comes to take it back or something like that? I quit reading it halfway through cause I couldn't fap to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114218

baby boomers and gen x'ers: worst generations of parents in human history?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114304

Something like that, yeah. It's a very beautiful story. You should read it. You might get something out of it that feels even better than an orgasm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114319
sauce? (not the guy you're responding to)

[Fap all day, every !day/fzRhIA!!pt1w0tTAh6u No.]

>>7114335
Here: http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/1690

I think danboorus the only place with it translated except if you download it.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

Don't know about mom, but Kanako for my dad.

[Fap all day, every !day/fzRhIA!!pt1w0tTAh6u No.]

>>7114319
Oh, my god. It was so touching that I couldn't fap for 5 minutes. I think that's a record for me. As for the ending, Kaguya.... wtf.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll have to say either yuuka or sakuya.

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

Kanako, Yuuka, or Ran.

They are all the kinds of mothers that I wish I had. They'd give me a feeling of security and give me inner warmth like no other could.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114357
ty

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114315
Probably not, previous generations were much more likely to beat the shit out of their kids.
Not categorically opposed to occasional physical punishment when it's necessary, but frequent senseless physical abuse is possibly the worst thing you can do as a parent.

[Anonymous No.]

Tough choice between Yuuka...

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114507
or Kanako

[Anonymous No.]

Kanako is she "relieves my stress" if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114540
Then shouldn't she not be your mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114550
Isn't that normal for Japanese moms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114550

silly anon, learn your freud

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - People Born With Lousy Moms Culture

[Fap all day, every !day/fzRhIA!!pt1w0tTAh6u No.]

>>7114562
Who here fapped to their mom when they were young. Be honest, i mean, I didn't but I know there are people who did.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want a new mother, I just want mine to hurry up and die. Same with my old man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114568

I didn't, but I usually fapped to the thought of my mom's friends or my friends' moms or older sisters.

[Fap all day, every !day/fzRhIA!!pt1w0tTAh6u No.]

>>7114571
I left my family as soon as I turned 16 (graduated high school early). Life was a bit hard in my freshmen year but by the time I left university, I was glad I did leave early. You may call me a heartless bastard but so what, ill just doing what I always do, fapping all day, every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114602

The Freud is strong with this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113937
>>7114507
>>7114519
I'm with these guys. I'd rather have had Yuka or Kanako as my mom and maybe I won't be such a failure.

Whenever I'm with my mom my self-esteem takes a huge hit. I don't know why, but when I'm around her I suddenly feel lax, like I don't have what it takes to get stuff done and I have to be quiet, passive and polite because I'm not capable of doing something without help.

Now that I'm living on my own with my own roommate I feel a lot better. Ive always felt more able when my mom wasn't present.

And like the Anon said, Ive lost weight since Ive started living by myself.

[Anonymous No.]

YukaWouldMakeaGoodFather.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114664

What was it about growing up that made you feel that way about her? Was she really manipulative or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114697
Maybe she did everything for him. That's the way my mom was. I love her to death, but that sort of attitude did not make me self-reliant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114697
Every idea I bring up, every initiative I take, every reasoning I brought forth, every thing I did, from the way I dressed to my penmanship, in every single minute detail I can think of my mom has always told me that I was wrong, my out look was wrong, I'm just better off listening to her because she only wants what's better for me. And that I'm wrong, can't stress that enough.

Let me give you an example that happened recently: I bought a LED tv for my apartment and I was arranging the furniture around it. My mom complained that it was a horrible arrangement because of how close the TV was to the chair.

I outlined my reasons for this: Its a small room I don't want to be in a situation where I increase the volume so loudly that it'll disturb others, sitting closer to the tv conserves space and makes it so I won't have to increase the volume over the normal setting.

My mom scoffed at me. You know the type of scoff you scoff when your condescending to a kid who knows shit about what he's talking about? She said I'll hurt my eye sight if I sit too close to the TV. I should drop the idea so I won't hurt myself, I should remember that eye exams are expensive and she's the one that payed for the pair of glasses I'm wearing right now.

I explained to her that the whole "sitting too close to the TV spoils the eye sight" is unproven and then I googled the info and showed her on my laptop.

My mother wouldn't scoffed once more and dismissed the page by saying its wrong, that she's right and I should listen to what she says because she knows better.

Imagine this, but with everything you do and for 21 years. The way she treats me is like I'm inept even when I give good reason, its gotten that that "Anon is inept" is not ingrained in my family's sub-consciousness, all my uncles except one and all my aunties believe this. The only people who give me a chance is my twin sister and one of my uncles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114743


There's a reason for this, my dad was bi-polar and committed suicide. The general consensus is that I'm going to be like him so ever since I was 4 its been generally accepted that I will fail like him.

That kind of idea that I can't do anything has been with my since my father died when I was 3 and its specific only to me. My sister has been left to her own devices and is a strong individual. I hate and admire her for her single mindedness, selfishness and disregard for people who tell her she can't do anything.

That idea has made has shaped my current self. I'm nice, passive and soft spoken because I'm afraid of rejection, I'm afraid of rejection because I'm afraid of being left to myself and alone. I'm afraid of being alone and alienated because I'm not sure I can survive without help from someone else. Because of how my mother treated me now I'm a ball of weak-willed fake-nice dependent individual.

Sorry for the tl;dr.

[Kurosu !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>7114743
Has she ever told you that you're terrible at English?

Because you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114720
something like that, see if Kanako was my mum and Yuka was my dad things would be different around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113807
If Shou was my mother things would be Ellen Degeneres around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114748
Sorry, English is my third language.

[Kurosu !Jun.1bGALk No.]

>>7114753
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113815
I'm probably the only person who actually kind of likes this picture.

[Anonymous No.]

Ran is everybody's substitute mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114749
Humminuh humminuh.

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, just checked back on the thread. Want to reply to >>7114743 and>>7114744 but I'm way too tired to even read them properly. Gonna check back tomorrow, hoping it doesn't 404

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114798
Some of us have moved onto Shou

[Anonymous No.]

Face it.

[Anonymous No.]

Hoshiguma Yuugi


She would be strong hearted and stern. She would be the type to let her kid learn life first hand and thus become stronger and more resilient to its harshes. She would not be afraid to tell it like it is to me. She would comfort me when I would need her most. She would have a firm hand when it comes to discipline as well~

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114831

adding tag translation_request

>>7114832

never seen anyone say that about yuugi before. i am intrigued

[Anonymous No.]

Nazrin can be my little mama any time
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/nm9684489

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114838
Really? Well I guess i see a part of my mom in her and that i have become increasingly attracted to Yuugi as of late

fucking Freud

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114838
"You're playing games all day just because it's summer break, are you studying at all?"
"You're going to flunk your first choice!"
(as in school choice for which there are entry exams)

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114832
>mother who only drinks, wears see-through clothes and beats you
Yeah, been there already.
Pic related, superior albeit mainstream touhou mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114861
I respect your views and your reasoning why you think so but I must disagree that Yuugi would not be some drunken mother who beats her kids all day. I firmly believe that she could be an excellent mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114864
I'm jesting, Yuugi is chill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7114832
Being an Oni, she'll bring you up loving fierce competition and rowdy shows of strength. You'd probably be an alpha male by the time she's done with you.

In fact, if any Touhou was our mom we probably won't be on /jp/, except if Kaguya was your mom. Two of you would be NEETing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

none of them because i love my mom?

[Anonymous No.]

Mama Degeneres 'cause she's rich.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my mom.

I'd gladly accept Yuuka as my dad, though. She'd kick me out of this rut.

[Anonymous No.]

If I could choose a new mother It wouldn't be a touhou.

But enjoy being danmaku'd every time she gets mad, though.

[Anonymous No.]

"you want to eat ? there are some stuff in the fridge if you want"
"cooking ? i'm bad at this, why not going to a fast-food or something ?"
"can you do the laundry for me ? i'm too tired"
"my work is so tiring, i need to rest so can you do the housework for me please ?"
"i'm skipping my work today, i said i was sick, do you want to go out somewhere ? c'mon it's gonna be fun"

the sense of responsability will grow everyday with a mom like that, i don't mind having a relaxed mom (ex: komachi from the Rapattu 4koma)

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

Q­U­ALITY THREAD­­

[Adolf Hitler Loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

Can Elly be my sister or something if Yuuka was my mom?

[Anonymous No.]

Mama Ran as mama and Daddy Yukari as alcoholic daddy

[Anonymous No.]

If my mom was a touhou, would I become a touhou too?

[Anonymous No.]

Me on the left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7116051
>>7116051

( ﾟдﾟ)

[Anonymous No.]

Yuuka.
Or Mokou. Think about it.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Like my mother just fine as she is, thank you very much. But even then, it's no secret every home should have a Ran in love and Yukari in space. And a Japanese two-tailed cat to guard their love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7116506
THINK ABOUT PEOPLE WITH ALLERGIES! OR THOSE WITH VERY SMALL HOMES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>7116518
Yukari can fix both of those.

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>7116305
The two highest normal human kill counts in touhou make them good parenting material?

[Anonymous No.]

Whichever one wouldn't smack my ass.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>7116518
I live in a 1 bed 1 bath apartment with 4 people and I'd make room for Ran, and I guess Yukari.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7116518

It is common knowledge kitsune are always clean and tidy, and always smell pleasantly.

But the story doesn't tell whether whoever wrote it down found the smell of foxes pleasant...

[Anonymous No.]

Byakuren. She seems to be motherly and full of love, caring, protective and so on.
I'm surprised she isn't pictured motherly towards the UFO crew a lot more in fanworks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7116529
>lol fuck chen

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>7116575
Cat takes minimal space for sleeping.

The only problem would be having a permanent bed for Yukari.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7116651

Perhaps you could put her in the basement or attic or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7116651
Give Yukari your bed and sleep at the foot of it.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>7116715
I unfortunately live in an Apartment, no attic or basement
>>7116718
I sleep on a couch, and people use that couch during the day.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>7116730

Well... bury her in the yard and exhume her before she wakes up?

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>7116762
Thats probably the best choice.

[Shameimaru !AyAyayAyaE No.]

>>7116651
>Cat takes minimal space for sleeping
Yet somehow take up more space in practice than a doberman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7116762
I'd never do something cruel like that.
A sleeping Yukari would be a nice room decoration.
I could also stack stuff like boxes and books on her.

[LilyWhite !DWdJUrHcKI No.]

>>7116780

Cats, man.

They purposefully know right where to nap so they take up the most room, no matter where they might be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7113807
Yukari did well with Ran!
But since I love my mother as my mother and can't disrespect her I would rather see Yukari or Ran as a good wife to marry.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Really? Nobody mentioned Sanae yet?

I'll take her then.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know. Mine used to be kind of crazy, extremely angry when I messed up and overly doting otherwise. It was so confusing. Any relatively straightforward and calm touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

Nazrin.

Because staple in ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7116896
>Nazrin
Yes!
>Because staple in ears.
No...