/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I even have no idea why portal doesn't work. I just want to be already in Gensokyo.

What kind of sick person would create instructions that don't work just to read how others suffer because of him?

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo doesn't exist. Step through the portal into the real world instead.

[Kushsader No.]

Try this.
http://theync.com/media.php?name=20481-suicide

[Anonymous No.]

You clearly didn't breathe on it enough. Drink more bleach as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7025704
Isn't there any better method?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7025767
Nope, drink more bleach

[Kushsader No.]

>>7025684
Ever see those guys that hang themselves with shit so thin it could be thread? They don't jump off buildings or any of that pussy shit. They just hang with their arms firmly at their sides. Even as they twitch at the pain they keep their hands away.

Even if I don't think suicide is the answer, you've got to respect a man that commits to ending his shitty life. A man that takes the last trial of his life with some dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

I live in fear that someday some lurker will try this for real. It doesn't open a portal, it fucks up your lungs and eyes and has a good chance of killing you.

[Kushsader No.]

>>7025767
Ever see those guys that hang themselves with shit so thin it could be thread? They don't jump off buildings or any of that pussy shit. They just hang with their arms firmly at their sides. Even as they twitch at the pain they keep their hands away.

Even if I don't think suicide is the answer, you've got to respect a man that commits to ending his shitty life. A man that takes the last trial of his life with some dignity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7025799
I asked /sci/, apparently it makes cholrine or mustard gas.

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[Anonymous No.]

Why killing yourself is so hard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>7026816
It's not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7026821
It is!

[Mr Krons !IR7ogMhC0s No.]

If you people were serious, everyone making these portal threads should have died weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7026887
Yare Yare daze, Someone doesn't follow what is happening on /jp/.

Too bad ropes don't work in real life this way

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7026869
Only if you make a half assed attempt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7027237
So how to do not "half assed" attempts in your opinion?
Most of people don't have acces to guns or dangerous chemical substances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7027312
There are so many ways to easily kill yourself. I mean just jump in front of a train or fall head first off an extremely high place on a hard surface. Easier said than done I know, it's hard to push yourself to suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>7027329
Thing is, that it has terribly low fatality rate, high chance of failiture and great effort you need to put into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7027456
instead of getting hit by a speeding train, you could just lay your neck on the rail. that way, your only chance of failure is if you don't have the nerves to stay put when the train comes. also as a bonus, even slow moving trains will almost certainly kill you.

[Anonymous No.]

>derp derp depression suicide derp
hurr

[Anonymous No.]

>>7027497
You can't do that in city or anywhere close to people and finding place where you can come close to rail might be difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

If you drink eight million beers, you will reach Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj4c8FeqR4s

[Anonymous No.]

>>7028904
>If you drink eight million sperm, you will reach Moriya Shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7028893
He should look for a girl who reminds him of Youmu. He could drug her and dress her up as Youmu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7028913
Well, that explains the AIDS epidemic over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7028913

Only 8 million? If that were the case, anybody willing to eat their own semen could waltz right in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>7028970
I think he meant 8 million gallons of semen.

[Anonymous No.]

The proper methodology has nothing to do with bleach.

You do it by turning into a myth.

Remember, the Great Hakurei Border is the boundary between the believable and the unbelievable - between that which humans are willing to believe in, and that which they dismiss as fiction. So if you really wanted to pass to the other side? You would convince the world that you are a fabrication. Those who remember you must believe that there never was such a person as "you" - that your existence was an elaborate prank, that the person they met was just pretending to be that person. When the world actively disbelieves in your existence, you will pass from the category of "common sense" into the category of "nonsense". And if Gensokyo exists, if the Great Barrier exists, it should permit the entry of such a being.

There is a chance that at this point you will enter Gensokyo immediately. But if not, then you probably must find the physical location of the border as well. This means a trip to Japan to backpack through the wilderness, in search of the abandoned Hakurei shrine. Should it exist, and should you find it, your status as a creature of legend ought to permit you entry.

But again, this is all theorycraft. Personally I have too much left to do to pass into myth just yet.