Which Touhous make the best wife material?

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Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:47:21 2011 No.7008621 [Reply] [Original]

Which Touhous make the best wife material?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:47:03 2011 No.7008623 Mokou

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Thu Feb 24 19:48:21 2011 No.7008628 File: 78 KB, 600x600, 1297026548684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008623 >Huziwara no Mokou

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:48:21 2011 No.7008630 File: 476 KB, 900x900, 4f31c51e500750af3fad57f23783133f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That depends. What kind of wife? Regardless, probably Keine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:49:21 2011 No.7008634 >>7008628 Get out Kaguya

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:50:21 2011 No.7008637 Sakuya, she would be the best sandwich maker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:51:03 2011 No.7008641 At least put some argument to justify your choice. Something not stupid too.

>>	wtH !hWtHG71Z1c Thu Feb 24 19:51:03 2011 No.7008643 File: 13 KB, 117x107, sanae_crying.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:51:03 2011 No.7008645 File: 110 KB, 600x600, 27b65db57809649d7f68ba106625c8fk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008628 >Houraisan Kaguya

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:51:21 2011 No.7008640 File: 769 KB, 850x1235, reisen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:51:21 2011 No.7008647 All of them. They are all lovely. Except Cirno.

>>	wtH !hWtHG71Z1c Thu Feb 24 19:53:03 2011 No.7008657 File: 87 KB, 398x600, cirno_proud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008647

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:53:21 2011 No.7008655 File: 828 KB, 849x1201, 25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy. Quiet, reserved, very attractive. I'd never run out of reading material.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 19:56:21 2011 No.7008667 >>7008647 And Yuuka

>>	n00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Thu Feb 24 19:59:21 2011 No.7008691 File: 602 KB, 849x1202, 1281824674107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008647 fuck you

Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:01:21 2011 No.7008704
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>>7008641
Ok.
She's beautiful, smart, resourceful, good with kids, loving, and SANE. That last one's the clincher; most everyone in Gensokyo is obsessive, stupid, an ass, or just plain crazy. Keine's none of these.

Full moon? What does that have to do with this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:01:21 2011 No.7008706 Sakuya

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:03:21 2011 No.7008716 >>7008647 I'm inclined to agree in a way. I'd say fairies don't seem like they'd be good wives, they'd be much better daughters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:05:21 2011 No.7008728 File: 91 KB, 652x850, momiji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like raising puppies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:07:03 2011 No.7008732 File: 1.01 MB, 2410x3437, 1264242973177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008704 Reisen's sanity > Keine's

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:08:21 2011 No.7008733 No Ran?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:08:21 2011 No.7008736 Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen Reimu in a wedding dress...

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:08:21 2011 No.7008738 File: 261 KB, 843x900, 05658679ddbb6697f86b63c829f59657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008732 By a little, but Keine beats her in most other things.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:09:21 2011 No.7008741 File: 1019 KB, 1000x1474, 1298175720625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hands down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:10:21 2011 No.7008753 >>7008736 What about Rumia?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:10:21 2011 No.7008747 File: 761 KB, 800x1064, reimu wedding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008736 Have you looked?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:10:21 2011 No.7008746 File: 119 KB, 748x747, 1294423365314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kind and gentle Lady Yasaka surely she isn't a total maniac, how bad could it be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:13:21 2011 No.7008760 >>7008746 Stop trying to slander the amazing and beautiful Kanako-sama Yuuka. We all know you're the crazy one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:13:21 2011 No.7008761 File: 154 KB, 480x640, 1294255857829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008746 it could be alright

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:15:21 2011 No.7008765 File: 122 KB, 708x1023, ebe8cc919cc6b43be364859653d67df6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa. She's the best girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:16:21 2011 No.7008771 File: 220 KB, 900x900, 55.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008704

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:17:21 2011 No.7008776 File: 480 KB, 1300x1081, d1b1f275ad6a908ad47bc31f530722782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being a domesticated pet by Satori means she would give you unconditional love. If you love her she will love you back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:20:21 2011 No.7008788 File: 88 KB, 700x1000, kanako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who wouldn't want to marry a goddess?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:23:21 2011 No.7008806 File: 183 KB, 825x1151, 1290829070079.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:25:21 2011 No.7008819 >>7008788 Me. I'm after her shrine maiden.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:27:21 2011 No.7008834 >>7008788 Something would have to be up with her seeing as the last guy didn't marry that.

Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:28:21 2011 No.7008838
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I love Mokou and Keine, but in terms of the most benefit from having a wife, its Kaguya.

Now now, I know what you are going to say, but hear me out.

1) Kaguya is hot and will never lose her looks.
2) Kaguya doesn't have to bother with manual labor, cooking, or cleaning since the bunnies are servants. You will never have to deal with her bitching about everything she does for you, as she pretty much does nothing.
3) She pretty much stays at home, making it easy to have relationships with anyone you want.
4) If you have a good relationship with Eirin (aka make the 'mother in law' happy) you get free deluxe health care and wicked drugs.
5) Possible 3somes with Eirin, Reisen, or Mokou.
6) She is immortal, you can be as rough as you want.
7) She lives in the arguably second best place in all of Gensokyo (first of course being SDM)

But if you are wanting the more traditional wife relationship, Keine all the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:29:21 2011 No.7008842 >>7008834 she was saving herself for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:31:21 2011 No.7008847 >>7008838 The best of those apply to Mokou as well you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:31:21 2011 No.7008853 >>7008838 >6) She is immortal, you can be as rough as you want. Immortals still feel pain though. Citing Mokou's dialogue in the Extra stage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:33:21 2011 No.7008864 >>7008853 >>implying Kaguya isn't a twisted S&M vixen who gets off on giving or receiving pain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:34:03 2011 No.7008868 >>7008838 >free deluxe health care Why would you need health care when you can just eat her liver?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:35:21 2011 No.7008876 >>7008838 >6) She is immortal, you can be as rough as you want. Am...Am I going to try and kill her during sex?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:36:21 2011 No.7008882 File: 435 KB, 1250x1000, 2a7c92dfde8eec554fd6c337d6999cea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:36:21 2011 No.7008883 >>7008876 If you love her, you'll satiate her necrophiliac desires.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:37:21 2011 No.7008886 >>7008876 I wouldn't do so during sex, but once in a while I'd come up behind her and lop off her head or something, just to keep things interesting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:39:21 2011 No.7008895 >>7008886 Wouldn't she lop yours aswell?

Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:40:21 2011 No.7008904

>>7008886
Just imagine if Kaguya or Mokou were on their periods and being real bitches. Either you could justifiably kill them OR maybe they'd do it themselves just to not have to deal with the menstrual cramps. You get a few days to live the dream while she is gone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:42:21 2011 No.7008911 >>7008895 If we were both immortal we could fight to the death as much as we want. That would be pretty fucking cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:43:03 2011 No.7008927 >>7008911 If you want daily fights to the death with your waifu you'd have a better chance with Mokou than Kaguya.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 20:47:21 2011 No.7008944 >>7008927 Vicious fights to the death and then tender, loving sex afterward. Ah, it's a dream come true.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:00:21 2011 No.7009007 File: 830 KB, 900x1003, 1297141935207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pic related. Yes, I'm joking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:01:21 2011 No.7009015 What is wrong with you people that you'd want to willingly inflict pain and suffering on your loving waifu? You'd do that simply with your presence.

Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:03:21 2011 No.7009025
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Yukari

1) Is super fucking hot.
2) Is ridiculously overpowered and can beat anyone
3) Can gap you anything you want, and can take you anywhere desired.
4) Ran takes care of all the housework.
5) Sleeps half the time, so feel free to have some girls on the side.
6) Easily formed connections to Reimu, Suika, Akyu, Tenshi, Yuyuko, Yuuka
7) Probably won't eat you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:05:03 2011 No.7009033 >>7009025 >so feel free to have some girls on the side. >Probably won't eat you. I have a feeling that 5 would work against 7.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:07:21 2011 No.7009040 >>7008655 I have to agree. Quiet, somewhat sickly, and almost too cute. Plus she can teach me to use magic. Only problem is that Sakuya might try to kill me when I have to sneak in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:09:21 2011 No.7009050 Yuyuko, with limited access to Youmu, Yukari and the Prismrivers on the side. Patchwork agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:10:21 2011 No.7009051 >>7009040 So don't sneak. Your wife lives in the mansion; just walk in the front door.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:12:21 2011 No.7009063 >>7009050 Don't talk about THP on /jp/. It never ends well for any of us.

Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:15:21 2011 No.7009075
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Honestly, I'd rather be her pet.
She strikes me as too submissive for me to want to be her husband, so I'm fine with being her pet and remaining a bachelor for life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:19:21 2011 No.7009091 File: 475 KB, 800x800, 1225807769745.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7009075 Plus you'd pretty much have to develop skinship with Orin and Okuu, so that's a bonus.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:21:21 2011 No.7009101 The one that would like to go on adventures and discover strange things with me the most along with sticking by me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:25:21 2011 No.7009125 File: 2.13 MB, 1800x2400, 7d62decfbe165295049766e32c9d2a0f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wife Fuck that I want Meiling to be my husband

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:27:21 2011 No.7009135 >>7009125 Better learn to get good at biting your pillow when she breaks out the strap on, unless you've got that down already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:29:21 2011 No.7009143 >>7009135 >/jp/ >not gotten used to masturbating by riding an aneros >laughinglittlegirls.gif

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:30:21 2011 No.7009148 File: 2.33 MB, 1748x2480, f88409f1ba71706d25c340c374577b44.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7009101 Yuugi or Marisa. Or maybe one of the fairies from the fairy trio, or maybe Tenshi or Parsee. Or maybe Rinnosuke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:38:21 2011 No.7009181 File: 101 KB, 733x809, 4bbe47746c3531070203fb5df3ee6aba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7009101 Would you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:42:21 2011 No.7009199 File: 490 KB, 600x1040, Rinnosuke What~.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hands down the best

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:45:21 2011 No.7009208 >>7009135 Don't get me excited about something I know will never happen...

Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:48:21 2011 No.7009217

>>7009148
>>7009181

I'd probably be fine with most of those options. Strangely enough this made me realize one reason why I like most of the stage five bosses as well. Most stage five bosses usually stick to the stage six boss or whoever they chose to be with.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:48:21 2011 No.7009225 >>7009051 Sakuya is jealous, I guess. Every time I try to walk in normally she tries to kill me. At least her time manipulation doesn't work on me since I can control my own time.

Anonymous Thu Feb 24 21:56:21 2011 No.7009255
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1) Loyal
2) Active
3) her love is DEEP, seeing how she was alone all her life
4) she's also pretty cool
5) status as a daughter of the old Japanese aristocracy, she's pretty much an old-school noble

Too bad she's not interested in things like relationships and love. Maybe a one-night stand, though. Seeing how she's so reclusive and smart about it, the only way of getting into her heart is by continuously taking advantage of her humanity and offering yourself to please her over and over for nothing in return to get her somewhat interested in you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 22:00:21 2011 No.7009274 File: 637 KB, 700x1038, 3048bdc304c710f1c9131e0260a57113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7008628 she's delicious, Kaguya

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 22:01:21 2011 No.7009282 >>7009255 The only person she has eyes for is Kaguya really.

Anonymous Thu Feb 24 22:03:21 2011 No.7009294

>>7009255
YOU LACK CONFIDENCE ANON.

Think in your mind you WILL be charming enough to get Mokou to fall in love with you, and that you WILL be manly enough to marry her.

You need a positive mental attitude or else you are defeated before you even start.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 22:07:21 2011 No.7009309 >>7009294 Well, everybody is already doing that. It's just difficult to pull it off in your mind when you are a unattractive irl and the object of desire a lesbian.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 22:09:21 2011 No.7009319 Not Mokou.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 22:09:21 2011 No.7009320 >>7009309 > unattractive irl and the object of desire a lesbian. Sounds like a bad nukige plot bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 24 22:12:21 2011 No.7009326 >>7009320 Yes, but that's pretty much the situation of people with Touhou girls as waifus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 00:14:21 2011 No.7009760 File: 115 KB, 350x1050, 200A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because is perfect and elegant. Period

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 00:17:21 2011 No.7009773 >>7009760 finally some sakuya

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 00:30:21 2011 No.7009805 >>7009760 I must agree with this post

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 00:36:21 2011 No.7009811 >>7009760 >>7009773 >>7009805 I too like Sakuya but it doesn't seem fair to marry her, at least not without marrying Meiling too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 00:39:21 2011 No.7009817 File: 771 KB, 1000x1460, 9d3fc4f8a80286a00223f6484427ac02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>7009811 Bigamy is illegal buddy

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 00:41:21 2011 No.7009824 >>7009817 Not everywhere, it's not.

>>	Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA Fri Feb 25 00:43:21 2011 No.7009825 File: 633 KB, 1115x1600, Faster_than_light_22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 00:45:21 2011 No.7009829 File: 2.20 MB, 1713x2160, c7d902e99c5889269cf2d6ec3e24bfc2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because everything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 00:50:21 2011 No.7009844 >>7009825 I loved that doujin and I loved that scene and I love that artist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 00:54:21 2011 No.7009849 File: 232 KB, 616x1000, 55a6d72d5c47648fc93e07d0f9044747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Try as you might, /jp/. You can't censor our love.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 00:59:21 2011 No.7009862 >>7009829 I could die happy if i could sleep in her tails just once.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 01:00:21 2011 No.7009866 A smart husband is slightly deaf and a good wife is slightly blind.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 01:00:21 2011 No.7009868 Hey, let's all try some /jp/ shitposting Mad Libs!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 01:08:21 2011 No.7009901 >>7009817 I wouldn't marry Yamaxanadu without marrying Komachi either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 25 01:19:21 2011 No.7009945 Well, Keine/Rinnosuke is pretty much the only straight shipping you ever see, EVER.

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