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the only logical touhou wife is eirin. why?
This girl can make the motherfuckin hourai elixir.
Which means no death ,which means forever with your waifu,and no Yama.

>> No.6995964

>no Yama

But I want Yama.

>> No.6995971

I love Eirin very much too, but I wouldn't drink a Hourai Elixir because it probably tastes gross.

>> No.6996012

No she can't you goddamn secondary.

>> No.6996045

>>6996012
Yes ,she can. Just beacuse she didn't use it doesn't mean she can't make it.

>> No.6996064

>>6996012
She can, but only with Kaguya's help.

>> No.6996067

>>6995964
You think you do until the Yama punishes you for your lewdness.

>> No.6996073

>>6996067

Yes, Eiki-sama~!! Please punish me!!~

>> No.6996078

>>6996073
Stop lusting after Eiki-sama. She would be disappointed in you.

>> No.6996092

I'd her, but she resembles a big sister type too much to be called my waifu.

>> No.6996432

>>6995947
I will offer 2o years of servitude in exchange for the elixir. Okuu and I will then snuggle.

>> No.6996466

love is not logical

>> No.6996490

Its not logical because, well you see, she doesnt actually exist

>> No.6996510

>>6996432
Given the timescales involved, you'd probably have to offer a recurring cost rather than a one time cost.

Like, every November or something.

>> No.6996515

That's not logical at all. Everyone who was offered the Hourai Elixir died.

>> No.6996525
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6996525

Just go for Mokou or Kaguya.
In a few years, convince them to let you eat their liver..
Or just cut them open while they sleep and eat it anyway, you've got all of eternity to make it up to them.

Best eat the heart too just in case, that way you can make up some lovey dovey story with it.

>> No.6996624

>>6996515
They didn't drink it.

>> No.6996717
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6996717

Sakuya can stop time.

Forever in a instant with waifu.

>> No.6996766

She's not my favorite touhou, but if it happens it happens.

>> No.6997794 [DELETED] 

­­­­QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6998672

>>6996717
Time travel in general is a bad idea and should be avoided.How will you eat.

>> No.6998695
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>>6995964
I agree with this sentiment

>> No.6998720

>>6995964
>>6998695
OP here, truth be told so do I, but you have to face facts. As long as death is a possiblity; the relationship will always be strained. Only with the removal of death will your fear abate and the pursuit of an equal relationship be possible.

>> No.6998750

People who want to live forever are usually little babies. If we live forever, everything becomes mundane. Things are only valuable when they are limited...

>> No.6998775

>>6998750
But doing nothing is wonderful, it's what makes life worth living.

>> No.6998780

>>6998775
Only until the nothingness stops being punctuated by random somethings. Once you've seen all life has to offer, it's time to close the curtains.

Oh wait, you can't. Death is impossible. Enjoy possibly living past the collapse of the universe in nothingness.

>> No.6998785
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>>6998750

Who dares to love forever?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOE_b4aYD0

>> No.6998793
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6998793

What if my waifu IS death or death related?

>> No.6998814

>>6998785
I was going to be pissed if that link wasn't Queen.

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>>6998793

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh4se9YMV3A

>> No.6998818

The only one for me would be the one that would adventure with me. Life exists for adventure, for excitement, even if only just a little at a time. The only one for me would travel with me and I with her, together even after the end of that journey.

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6998845

Nah.

I'd rather be turned painfully by Remi and if she hasn't the appetite she can bleed me first.

>> No.6998873

>>6998793

What if she is incorporeal.

>> No.6998879

>>6998818
We exist so that we may impose ourselves ,our very will on the cosmos.The purpose of life is domination.

>> No.6998892

>>6998750

>Oh boy this shit again.

Seriously, Doing the same things over and over is fun

>> No.6998893

I want to die

>> No.6998898

>>6998780

>He thinks the hourai elixir makes you indestructible.

>> No.6998902

>>6998898
No, I full well understand how the Hourai exlixir works. It allows you to come back again. And again. And again. And again. And again...

>> No.6998914
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>>6998893

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZemYl9lWqk

Ha! Ha! Friends... that's a good one.

>> No.6998921

>>6998879

Imposing your will isn't done without work, is it not? That can be an adventure in itself. But that's not the point I'm trying to make. The perfect waifu for me would be ready to travel with me I guess, to look for some new exciting thing only heard of or just wander around a familiar area. There's something strangely romantic about it.

>> No.6998929 [DELETED] 

>>6998898
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Hourai_Elixir

>> No.6998975

>>6995947

Living forever loses its charm after the first seventy trillion years, and there's no way to opt out of it once you're done.

>> No.6999081

>>6998929

Oh, well I stand corrected. Still when there is no matter. It would be kind of hard to restore,and even if shit does hit the fan, Me and Eiki will just blow this joint for heaven.

>> No.6999086

>>6998975
Somehow ,I doubt it. Although the idea of a promethean punishment makes it very scary indeed.

>> No.6999204 [DELETED] 

>>6999086
>Somehow ,I doubt it.

You assume the universe is always going to be roughly the same sort of place it's now.

First, all life on Earth will die at some point. Then, sun itself will die. Then the rest of the starts. You'll be left in the dark cold void alone, and the eternity has only just begun.

>> No.6999214

>>6999086
>Somehow ,I doubt it.

You assume the universe is always going to be roughly the same sort of place it's now.

First, all life on Earth will die at some point. Then, sun itself will die. Then the rest of the stars. You'll be left in the dark cold void alone, and the eternity has only just begun.

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>>6999214
>He thinks Yukari would let Gensokyo suffer such fate.

>> No.6999253

>>6999224

Nobody said anything about Gensokyo. If we're living in Gensokyo, the smart thing is to die so you get to hang out in Yuyuko's awesome garden.

>> No.6999259

No way would I want to become a doll of hourai.

>> No.6999274

>>6999253
You'd go to Higan instead, and shortly after your soul would dissipate into nothing.

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6999350

That's cool, but can I kill her?

>> No.6999382

>>6995947
Have fun when the sun explodes or supervolcano erupts, op.

>> No.6999706
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>>6998845
It's like getting a tattoo, the pain that cost makes it more valuable.

I want to live for many years, so I don't feel the urge to carpe every diem, but feeling capable of escaping all your problems and ending it all is relieving.

oh yeah, guns.jpg for you.

>> No.7000461

Personally, I want Yama to be my waifu because I know her strong morals would stop her from cheating.

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