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which touhou would fuck you

>> No.6981540
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The variation is amusing and you also get bonus points for posting that image, so I will humor you.

The answer is... well... a gentleman doesn't "kiss" and tell.

>> No.6981547

Akyu, Aya, and Sanae

>> No.6981549

Sanae

>> No.6981553

All of them, consecutively. Until I die.

>> No.6981559

Probably the same ones that would want to eat me. That scares me.

>> No.6981566

Sanae of course. all the other touhous are pure and must not be defiled.

>> No.6981579
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I'm actually fairly good looking and charming, several of my female coworkers have asked me out. (read as: Average looking guy with a boring average personality)

It's just that I won't let anyone fuck me, especially not if those bitches are in the same dimension as me. Like it matters anyways, gensokyo is full of lesbians.

>> No.6981582

>>6981566
Even Suwako?

>> No.6981584

I'm certain Sanae would anyone.
Yuugi would probably end up forcing herself on me in a drunken rage at some point. Providing I survive that I'd probably get fucked and eaten by Aya or something.

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It's good to dream.

>> No.6981598
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Sometimes siblings are the closest...

>> No.6982110 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD­

>> No.6984192

It's Touhou, right?

>> No.6984210

Sanae because she gets around.

>> No.6984216

All of zem, of course.

>> No.6984225

none because wouldn't take anyone see me naked

>> No.6984227

>>6984216
No self respecting Touhou would ever have sex with a black man but Aya and Sanae probably would.

>> No.6984241

>>6984227

Pfft, you don't have a clue what a self-respecting Touhou would do, and you know it.

>> No.6984250

Any Touhou as I am that desperate. But I would secretly hope for Yuuka or Yuugi.

>> No.6984256
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>>6984227
You sure 'bout that?

>> No.6984265
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>>6984250
Nice choices.

>> No.6984260

>>6984256

>dark Yuuka

Well, well, well, look who just made my day.

>> No.6984259
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>>6984210

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcb2vIFVCLA

It wouldn't be right to leave your best girl home on a Saturday night, especially if she's your cute sister.

>> No.6984282

>>6984265
This image made me think of Yuugi hanging out in the streets of hell speaking in ebonics while drinking a 40. Fighting punks that come her way.

>> No.6984298

>>6984259

>Beach Boys

I don't get you. Is there anything you won't post?

>> No.6984304
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>>6984282
Interestin'.

I could see that.

>> No.6984332
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they will all fuck you over eventually

just like all women

>> No.6984338

>>6984265
More like out in the savanah, kicking the shit out of lions and tigers and bears and dinosaurs.

>> No.6984342

patchy and alice

>> No.6984343 [DELETED] 

>>6984298

I don't know, probably.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuPiBZHvLE

>> No.6984347
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I'd love to have Yuuka-sama dominate me.

>> No.6984351

I have a jar of peanut butter. I can at least get oral from Momiji.

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>>6984298

I don't know, probably.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuPiBZHvLE

>> No.6984362

None because prior to what you believe, no Touhou would just decided to flat out rape you.
Not even Sanae.

>> No.6984365

Touhou 6.

>> No.6984376

>>6984332

>Those hands

Sweet christmas,no matter how poor you are nothing stops you from walking into a Walmart and washing your shit.

>> No.6984380

I'd like to think that if one of them walked in on me masturbating that they'd become aroused and let their instincts guide them.

>> No.6984379

>>6984376

I don't think Walmart would even allow him to go inside.

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As a matter of fact, Orin has been buttfucking me violently for the past half hour.

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>>6984385
>yfw Orin only likes dead guys.

>> No.6984403

>>6984379
I dunno, Wal-mart is kinda fucked up.

>> No.6984419
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Why is Black Yuuka so good

>> No.6984426

>>6984419
She isn't
>Yuuka
Even worse

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>>6984401

Hmm... dreadful and most interesting.
I'm not familiar with that sort of trauma. Care to elaborate?

>> No.6984431

>>6984403

Kinda?

But yeah, I see your point. The only reason I'm saying that anyway is because the Wal-Marts nearby me are hoity-toity, posh establishments that in no way resemble the shitholes that I've seen in less affluent neighborhoods. They even look fancy. It's ridiculous.

>> No.6984447

>>6984431
After seeing the people my local Walmart will hire, I'm convinced that no one has any excuse to be homeless, no matter how filthy and stinky, no matter how long your matted hair and profuse beard has grown.

>> No.6984479

>>6984430
Not sure what happened. Though he looks like he's been on the grill too long w/o being flipped over.

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Also, I am tickled by Helen pointedly not voicing an opinion on Ebon-Yuugi. Probably offends her Aryan sensibilities?

Or perhaps I'm dumb, and managed to miss the thread where she incorporated Mesopotamian/Nubian myths into Yuugi's ever-changing Origin Story.

>> No.6984502

>>6984489

It's because you're being lazy, Arc. Get your personalities in order.

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>>6984502

Ah, yes, I wonder if Helen has also heard of the theory that she's actually a samefag product of myself. It's like a non-stop revelation of...things and stuff.

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>>6984479

Interesting. Was first impression before I considered whether it might've been some kind of fungus or grave rot or something, but maybe the first impression was the correct one.

>>6984489

You are free to think she comes from Kenya and I'm free to think she comes from Ukraine, as long as we both agree none of us really knows for certain.

>> No.6984541

Let's face it guys, we can just drop these delusions about going to Gensokyo and just being eaten. Most touhous would probably be so intrigued by seeing a human male with eyes that they would fuck you on the spot.

>> No.6984638

>>6984518

Absolutely. Although, I don't think my mind is entirely ready for Ebon!Yuugi from Kenya. I may have to lie down for a while.

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>>6984638

Why is that it has taken me this long to notice your apparent liking for tall, tanned, curvy women with a way too great liking for alcohol and assorted accessories coming out of their foreheads?

It should've been obvious. I mean, it's not like it's a very specific set of traits or anything. I feel a bit ashamed.

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>>6984717
Interestin'.

Anyways, this is actually the first time I had to think of what color of nipples I had to make them, nevertheless, I think it turned out well.

>> No.6986411

>>6986397
Gensokyo ganguro. Gensokyoguro?

No, wait, Gensokyo guro is something else entirely...

>> No.6986416

>>6986411
Not Ganguro, black.

Ganguro is an entire fetish altogether, with tattoos and piercings. These are just if they had Dark Skin.

>> No.6986419
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>which touhou would fuck you

None of them.

>> No.6986426
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None of them, I'd be stuck sitting around in the human village doing what I'm doing here.
But sometimes I'd take naps in Yuuka's garden, carefully positioned to not crush anything, in hopes that she stumbles across me and initiates a conversation that does not involve disemboweling me. Presumably "What the fuck are you doing here, get out." And I'd answer "OH BUT IT WAS JUST TOO BEAUTIFUL I COULDN'T RESIST, I HAD NO IDEA" and then we'd be tight. And I wouldn't bend over backwards all the time regardless of how much she'd kill me and she'd start respecting me and our relationship would grow and then we'd live happily ever after together~.
And then she'd fuck me, presumably.

>> No.6986433

So essentially you're asking which Touhou would fuck anyone, then? Well let's see. Yukari, Sanae, the three faeries probably out of being stupid and not knowing what sex is, uh, Okuu, Koishi would pretty much mindfuck anyone if that counts, Yuyuko would eat anything too but that's cheating, Suika and Yuugi it would count as rape since they're perma-drunk, aaaaand then Komachi is cool enough for casual sex.

>> No.6986435

>>6986426
Time for bed Jim.

>> No.6986437
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All of them. They haven't felt the pleasure of being cummed inside from a black cock yet.

Once you go black you don't go back.

Pic related. We get all the bitches.

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>>6986437
TO THE BATMOBILE. I SMELL A TREE THAT NEEDS A ROPE A DOPE

>> No.6986445

i would like to, but i doubt the one i like would like to too

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>>6986426
It's a good plan, but I'd rather have her bullying me all day.

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>>6986441

U jelly cracker?

>> No.6986460

>>6986445

That got me thinking. There's not a touhou I want to do that sort of thing with the most. I'd like to see what destiny would decide in that sense barring the alone option.

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>>6986455
Only when the moon is blood red and the planets from the Grimlap system align.

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>> No.6986536

Utsuho would fuck me. She would crush my bones with her concrete foot. Her control rod would leave me sterile and covered in radiation burns. Feigning innocence, she would mistake my cries of pain for pleasure. And yet she would be right.

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>>6986449
I wish I was a little girl molested by Yuuka-sama ;_;

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>>6986538
Yuuka is good, wholesome mother-figure.
She would do no such thing.

>> No.6986552

I get fucked by Shou all the time on Normal. I'm good up until her stage, and then she just rapes my shitter with lasers.

>> No.6986704

>>6986551
I think you have that in reverse.

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