Why does fapping feel so good?

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Anonymous Wed Feb 9 07:54:42 2011 No.6936222 [Reply] [Original]

Why does fapping feel so good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 07:57:42 2011 No.6936228 dopamine

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 07:59:42 2011 No.6936233 The specimen which derives more happy feelings, joy and accomplishment from the act of procreation is more likely to have more offsprings.

Anonymous Wed Feb 9 08:06:42 2011 No.6936247

The greatest state a human being can archieve is that of a cute, immortal young girl. By masturbating, you are releasing the semen stored inside you. Since semen has masculine qualities and you are removing it from your body, the total masculine essence within your body is decreasing, and you are getting closer to being a cute girl. Your body interprets this as a beneficial act, and therefore you feel good. If you masturbate enough, all masculine essence will be released from your body and you will turn into an immortal girl, but this normally takes hundreds of years so this method is unfeasible. Instead, in order to become an immortal girl, you need a philosopher's stone.

As the belief goes, gold is the ultimate form of all metals - that is to say, all metals will eventually "decay" into gold when left to themselves for enough time. The function of a philosopher's stone is to reduce this "waiting time" to zero - it is the ultimate catalyst, and it works for all transformations regardless of nature, chemical, nuclear or even metaphysical. Thus, a philosopher's stone can be used to transmute anything, including humans, into their ideal forms. It follows if you succeed to synthesize a true philosopher's stone, it will instantly transform you into a cute, immortal girl, the perfect form of all humans.

The problem is how to make one.

>>	Necrobrotent Wed Feb 9 08:08:42 2011 No.6936254 File: 314 KB, 619x706, 1290923888927.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6936247

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 08:13:42 2011 No.6936269 Why is OP such a faggot?

>>	"iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg Wed Feb 9 08:16:42 2011 No.6936274 File: 238 KB, 800x1201, 1289688988256.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish it did. I can't feel anything ;_; My only joy is to see my silly little anons and tripfriends having fun on /jp/

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 9 08:19:42 2011 No.6936293 >>6936274 How come you still didn't kill yourself? Please make gensokyo portal thread and follow advices posted in it.

>>	"iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg Wed Feb 9 08:23:42 2011 No.6936307 File: 71 KB, 1063x922, 1278628249430.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6936293 Maybe later, dear. I'll see what I can do. If it makes you feel better.

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