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If Touhou's went to school who would be what.
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>>6917960
Eirin is the hot nurse you fake sick to go see.

>> No.6917965

OP would be the faggot.

>> No.6917966

Yukari - The professor's own personal cocksucker

>> No.6917977

>>6917966
>implying Yukari wouldn't be principal with Ran as vice-principal

>> No.6917978

Cirno - Perfect math teacher

>> No.6917980
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Alice would be the antisocial girl whose name people barely remember.

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The bully.

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Yumemi would be the professor who doesn't take any shit. You wouldn't even need to change anything for that.

>> No.6917992

yukari would be the creepy janitor

>> No.6917993
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>Sakuya would be food lady
>Meiling would be Gardener
>Nitori would be Janitor
>Aya and Momiji would be the school paper workers
>Sanae would be the schools beauty
>Reimu would teach Religion
>Marisa would go with Chemistry
>Rinnosuke would be the Principal
>Patchouli would be Librarian
>Mouko would be the schools Deliquent(wtf?)
>Kaguya would be the schools NEET
>Utsuho would have potential to be the schools smartest person, except she's a bird-brain
>Cirno is the dumb of the class
>Everyone rest just makes cameo appereances

>> No.6917997

>Sanae would be the slut queen

>> No.6917998

>>6917993

>Kaguya would be the schools NEET

That doesn't make any sense.

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Sariel would be the OG who somehow ends up in all the advanced classes.

>> No.6918009

Tewi would be the rumor spreading troll that everyone hates but can do nothing against.

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>>6917993

Sanae requires special education.

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Cirno - Calculus and Statistics

>> No.6918017

>>6917993
>>Sanae would be the schools beauty
8/10 would read again

>> No.6918019

>>6917993
I can't believe you didn't put Utsuho as the one teaching chemistry. The 3 heroines are more likely to be the 3 popular girls type. Also Nitori should be something like the Computer class teacher and whatnot.

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Komachi would be the girl who sleeps in class and does really bad on tests but somehow passes because the teacher likes staring at her boobs

>> No.6918035

>>6918019
yeah, and later we see hundreds of kids controlling Nuclear powers yelling "TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND, BITCH!"

>> No.6918036

>>6918021
You forgot the part about sexual favors.

>> No.6918043

>>6917993
>Kaguya would be the schools NEET
>going to school, but not in education
‬>mfw

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>>6918017
You know it to be true.

>> No.6918050

>>6918048
I'm more inclined to believe she'd be the school's cumdumpster but i could be overthinking things.

>> No.6918059

>>6918048
'Cute' fits Sanae more than 'beautiful'.
If you're talking beautiful then the best candidates would be Kaguya or any of the older hags.

>> No.6918053

>>6918010

>arresthim.jpg

>> No.6918064

>>6918048
The fuck, she killed Suwako?

>> No.6918065

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/1987
I love the Aya and Momiji part. So sweet.

>> No.6918066

Prismriver sisters as the music teachers.

>> No.6918069

Pooshlmer quality thread.

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Shinki would be the goth girl who spends all day reading and has had sex with a ton of guys and has a daughter.

>> No.6918077

>>6918069
Speaking of which, I haven't seen /jp/ Quality Control posts lately.

>> No.6918080

>>6918064
Suwako noticed it was raining and went to Sanae's high school to pick her up. Just outside, she was hit be a car and killed.
Sanae's having a "share the umbrella" moment with the viewer and they'll be heading for the entrance in a moment.
Incoming heartbreak.

>> No.6918094

>>6918069
Which would mean its better than 99% of the shit on /jp/.

>> No.6918095

>>6918080
>Hit by a car and killed

How does one manage to get hit by a car?
Are people incapable of basic calculation to gauge the distance and speed required for the car to hit you or do they stand in the middle of the road dancing?

>> No.6918097

>>6918095
...you're an idiot.

>> No.6918098

>>6918095
It was Komachi.

>> No.6918108

>>6918098
It was suika, driving with a gourd on one hand and a sake dish on the other, while steering with her knee.

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>>6918108
Let's see that bullshit in red.

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Geez, people, how can you forget her?

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The inseparable group of friends that would talk in class and annoy the teacher.

>> No.6918145

>>6918115
I lied. It was Yuugi.

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Chen would be the OUTLAW

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you know guys, this has been done before.

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>> No.6919748

>>6917997
The slut Sanae came into the restaurant on an afternoon not unlike this. I knew she was a slut cause her shirt said 'Slut' in #FF66CC pink.

The slut Sanae had long green hair that made you think of fucking. Her hair accessory had curves like her body did, and boy did her body have curves. Her breasts were top choice. Her ass was her safety school. She had a tongue ring and a belly button ring and both were little diamond dicks. To be sure, this was a girl who could make cum come out a dick.

>> No.6919755

>>6919748
She sat down by the window and I zipped over to her and gave her a menu. My dick was hard as gravel as she took the menu from my hands and looked at the words on it. She looked at my erection, then back at the menu. So hot.

"I'll have the tomato soup," said the slut Sanae, coyly.

"Right on," I said. I winked. She winked. Staring at her, my dick was a veiny firework about to blowup.

I made my way back to the kitchen and my penis went down. I gave her order to the chef. The chef made her food. I took her food back to the table and when I was next to her again my dick went hard again and wanted to blowup.

"Looks good," she said, as I placed the soup in front of her.

"Right on," I said.

"Needs cream though," she said. She smiled at me, her mouth open so I could see the glistening little cock on her tongue.

>> No.6919760

>>6919755
I pulled my dick out of my pants. It looked like a purple vibrator, it was so veiny.

"I know a lot about dicks," she said, making conversation, "and your dick is A++."

I nodded and jerked my dick off. Five pumps and my dick blewup. Hot cummy cum shot out my purple dick all over the table and into her soup.

"This is great!" she said, ecstatic. She stirred the cum into the soup. "I will lick up the cum that went on the table for dessert."

"Right on," I said. She winked at me. I winked back. "Are you on Myspace?" I asked.

"No," she said, "but I have a Xanga."

>> No.6919805

>>6919760
We became Xanga boyfriend and girlfriend and had sloppy fucks every day and loved each other. Now we're married. We have a baby. We have a special pump for her breasts so she can pump milk out to feed the baby with at another time. We also have a pump for my dick so she can drink my cum at another time. Sometimes the baby drinks the breast milk from a bottle while my wife drinks my cum from a bottle. I stand in the doorway and laugh at them. They switched the bottles up by accident!

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>>6919748
>>6919755
>>6919760

>> No.6919994

>>6919805
It's not shitposting if it's ironic!

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