/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

The laws of Gensokyo are as follows

1. You must get and receive a blow job from anyone you talk to for more than 30 seconds except your parents and relatives.

2. You must also drink all there cum and if they happen to pee while you’re doing this you got to drink it.

3. You now can masturbate anywhere you want to know even will your standing there talking to your parents/ relatives.

4. Sex is now forced after you give and receive a blow job you have to have sex with them.

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

>...can masturbate anywhere you want to know even will your standing there talking to your parents/ relatives.
>even will
what the HELL does this mean

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUALITY THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>6871969
This is actually better trolling than the hordes of stupid fucks posting nukes. Congratulations, I rate this 1/10

[Anonymous No.]

At least this one is /jp/ related. I wouldn't mind a blowjob from Yukari as long as she doesn't bite.

>A f-female! Smiling at me like that! I'm not use to this

Story of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, everything is about sex. How boring, I wish we could discuss things other than sex when in gensokyo threads. I can just take five minutes, fap, and all the urges are gone, making these threads pointless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6872027

Couldn't hang in there with No-Fap 2011, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6872027
5 minutes? That must suck.

[Anonymous No.]

actually I sort of appreciate this copy pasta, it's from a Sonic fanfic, possibly the worst Sonic fanfic ever.

I only even recognise it because someone did a dramatic reading of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6872205
It was the best of fanfics; it was the worst of fanfics.

And then the guy doing the reading turned out to be into Yoshis in diapers or something dumb like that.