is it true that you can't claim a touhou as your waifu until you've beaten her in-game?

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Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:16:33 2011 No.6857898 [Reply] [Original]

is it true that you can't claim a touhou as your waifu until you've beaten her in-game?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:17:33 2011 No.6857906 Yeah. We've never gotten around to finalizing on what difficulty this needs to be, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:17:33 2011 No.6857905 Yes. You are also forbidden from listening to her theme song.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:18:33 2011 No.6857911 >>6857906 i would say at least on the normal difficulty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:21:33 2011 No.6857923 >>6857911 and if someone beats her on a higher difficulty, he NTR's you. The only way to determine this is to compare scores.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:21:33 2011 No.6857924 >>6857906 But my waifu is a EX boss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:22:33 2011 No.6857926 >>6857923 Don't forget to post screens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:23:33 2011 No.6857930 i guess a touhou can have only so many husbandos

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:25:33 2011 No.6857936 File: 192 KB, 446x496, Th075patchouli01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6857898 It's a surprisingly easy feat for a lot of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:25:33 2011 No.6857940 Yuka is such an easy boss, does that make her a slut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:26:33 2011 No.6857945 >>6857940 i should think so, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:29:33 2011 No.6857951 Many of you would be screwed then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:29:33 2011 No.6857954 Beating = winning over. Your love is not earnest if haven't done as little as this, really. You've dissapointed me. >>6857924 Think positively. Stronger she is - less rivals.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:30:33 2011 No.6857955 >>6857940 The big laser always surprises me. I'm frustrated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:32:46 2011 No.6857966 >>6857906 The can be only one correct solution. Difficulty determines how much love you have for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:33:33 2011 No.6857968 >>6857906 There can be only one correct solution. Difficulty determines how much love you have for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:34:33 2011 No.6857974 So is watching replays like stalking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:34:33 2011 No.6857976 So, Touhous are all basically Red Sonja?

>>	Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Mon Jan 24 01:35:33 2011 No.6857978 File: 2.97 MB, 1748x2480, 15700848.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] But what do you have to do to make them your girlfriends?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:35:33 2011 No.6857979 >>6857974 Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:36:33 2011 No.6857980 File: 117 KB, 700x979, 1295407219221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I can never have her. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:36:33 2011 No.6857981 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDytjMeFgpw#t=4m23s What does it mean if I beat this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:37:33 2011 No.6857984 >>6857978 If she is a wife then she is your eternal girlfriend. Don't try to avoid things. Better start to practice your skills.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:37:33 2011 No.6857985 >>6857980 don't worry, you can always just lie and say she's your waifu. nobody will know

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:38:33 2011 No.6857986 File: 34 KB, 294x754, Minoriko.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh god... then, I'm waifuless now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:38:33 2011 No.6857987 >>6857981 then billy is your waifu. enjoy your aniki

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:38:33 2011 No.6857988 >>6857981 Then you have earned the love of Billy and the envy of the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:41:33 2011 No.6857995 >>6857986 How can you not have beaten a stage 1 boss?

Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Mon Jan 24 01:41:33 2011 No.6857996
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>>6857984

>wife
>eternal girlfriend

Hey, man... I'm not ready for that kind of commitment. Yeah, she's the best thing to ever happen to my life but I need to think these things through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:41:33 2011 No.6857997 >>6857986 What the hell, stage 1 is too much for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:43:33 2011 No.6858001 >>6857996 So basically it's a slut x slut relationship?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:44:33 2011 No.6858005 >>6857996 what if someone comes along and snatches her up before you do? you have to be quick with these things

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:45:33 2011 No.6858011 I have earned the right to cum inside Mokou via a pacifist run.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:45:33 2011 No.6858012 File: 59 KB, 496x571, 85d7d631fddbd093d4cc592ab6796332.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6858001 You take that back.

Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Mon Jan 24 01:53:33 2011 No.6858033
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>>6858001

Spending your life with someone is a pretty big decision, Anonymous. I am not taking it lightly.

>>6858005

No regrets, Mr. Freeman. If she's happier with someone else well... that's super cool. I do want her to be happy, after all and I'll always have our memories together. in any case, I doubt this will happen because my Dougie is pretty mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 01:56:33 2011 No.6858041 >>6858033 You love is not deep enough? How weak!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 02:01:33 2011 No.6858060 >>6858041 He did this same act last year. He's pathetic.

Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Mon Jan 24 02:05:33 2011 No.6858072
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>>6858041

See the tripcode, man? It's not cool to have one at all (which I'm sure you know); it's out of love that I put up with the shame of being looked upon as a jerk/faggot/attention-whore in front of my beloved /jp/ peers.

Then again, I did dump her when she grew elf ears, so yeah... I'm kind of a turd.

>>	Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Mon Jan 24 02:07:33 2011 No.6858082 >>6858060 Being pathetic on /jp/ is par for the course, so that's not saying much, man.

>>	S BENZ Mon Jan 24 02:15:33 2011 No.6858104 File: 149 KB, 500x600, 6b42baee0ce7b8707dc4638a1a857511a1405e62.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmm what about those whose existence is outside the game, say the Mango & CD realm?

>>	Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE Mon Jan 24 02:17:33 2011 No.6858111 File: 524 KB, 572x800, 9134861_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6858104 You have to listen to and understand the CDs without using someone else's translation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 02:19:33 2011 No.6858116 >>6858072 So you dumped her? How can she be your girlfriend then? Her ears are still there you know.

Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Mon Jan 24 02:24:33 2011 No.6858131
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>>6858116

>So you dumped her?

Yes.

>How can she be your girlfriend then?

We got back together. She's a very forgiving girl.

>Her ears are still there you know.

Yeah, they're still there. See?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 02:26:33 2011 No.6858142 >>6858131 Hah! You are living in delusion.

>>	Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Mon Jan 24 02:29:33 2011 No.6858155 File: 188 KB, 608x320, 12monkeys.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6858142 Wait, I thought that was the point. >I don't really come from outer space.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 02:36:33 2011 No.6858180 File: 124 KB, 766x900, 16062576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I at least have sex with her once?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 02:41:33 2011 No.6858192 >>6858180 If and only if you are drinking Rad-away and Rad-X constantly.

>>	Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE Mon Jan 24 02:43:33 2011 No.6858199 File: 192 KB, 736x529, 13678941_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6858180 Dem tits. Okuupai are a miracle of the universe.

Shameimaru Aya is my girlfriend !3y3mjHUKjI Mon Jan 24 02:45:33 2011 No.6858206

>>6858180

She's a lovely girl, Anonymous... but don't you think she deserves more than that? Don't you think she'd like someone to she can share everything with? Someone who treats her like a princess? Someone who will buy her nice things and have fun with her?

She's certainly worth more than a one night stand, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:09:33 2011 No.6860832 File: 1.07 MB, 850x1199, sample_366e30a075bac89216d213d9cee9b8d7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can I be her friend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:13:33 2011 No.6860851 damn, and i wanted to marry Flandre. guess i need to train harder untill i beat her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:15:33 2011 No.6860863 But beating your waifu is a crime...

Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:16:33 2011 No.6860866
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>>6858199
>>6858180

I slaved through SA to beat Okuu, and it was my very first game in the series (normal). It took nearly 100 continues to beat her but at the end I felt very fulfilled and satisfied. It did wonders for our relationship!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:24:33 2011 No.6860902 Does this mean all the Touhous are my waifus because I'm not secondary scum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:26:33 2011 No.6860911 >>6860902 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:28:33 2011 No.6860919 My waifu isn't a Touhou... what about just being friends? What does that take? I'd like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:32:33 2011 No.6860936 File: 103 KB, 550x828, 08becb9b5bfd1119a633316f7f1a5087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eye can do that, no problem!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:33:33 2011 No.6860937 >>6860866 Now beat her without continues, and maybe she'll love you as much as you seem to love her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:35:33 2011 No.6860947 >>6860902 They're all potential waifus, however you may only choose one of those you have defeated to be your waifu, or just pick someone who isn't a touhou.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:36:33 2011 No.6860955 >>6860919 This, except I want some as my daughters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:39:33 2011 No.6860969 File: 108 KB, 850x534, 1247794727516.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, good thing I actually did manage to 1CC 妖々夢 on normal once.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:40:33 2011 No.6860977 >>6860937 But that wouldn't be very fair, since some peoples waifu's are on like the very first stage or on far easier games of the series.

>>	Hina !kaGiYamAac Mon Jan 24 19:43:33 2011 No.6860983 File: 10 KB, 150x112, 6b31695cd0ee15dfb160c267ecda4adb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I 1cc'd MoF on lunatic, I guess Hina stays mah waifu then!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:43:33 2011 No.6860984 >>6860977 And those waifus won't be as faithful. plus you're missing the point of shmups if you play through them once spamming continues then never play again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:44:33 2011 No.6860987 >>6860983 Everyone has done that using Marisa B of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:44:33 2011 No.6860988 >>6860977 Guess what, those touhous are sluts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:45:33 2011 No.6860990 >>6860866 >continues Real men 1cc

>>	Hina !kaGiYamAac Mon Jan 24 19:46:33 2011 No.6860995 >>6860987 it was actually on (spoiler)Reimu A(/spoiler) I dont believe in abusing programming flaws, that's for TAS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:46:33 2011 No.6860996 >>6860977 Then there are the ones that are in multiple stages with differing difficulties and moves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:49:33 2011 No.6861005 File: 184 KB, 1280x720, laughing_detectives.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6860995 >He uses homing!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 19:50:20 2011 No.6861010 File: 269 KB, 700x750, rumia pout.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6860988 Nuh-uh...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 20:01:33 2011 No.6861063 >>6861005 None of them are actually laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 20:04:33 2011 No.6861071 >>6861063 Look at Cordelia and Elly's mouth's both are clearly open and laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 20:09:33 2011 No.6861097 >>6858011 If you can actually pacify the entirety of IN extra you might be superhuman Just pacifying the bossfight is baby mode though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 20:09:33 2011 No.6861099 What does it mean if I have the highest Western score on Shoot the Bullet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 20:11:33 2011 No.6861103 >>6861099 That you enjoy used goods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 20:17:33 2011 No.6861134 File: 82 KB, 700x682, suwakorain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good thing my Froggy Waifu is rather easy as far as EX bosses go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 24 20:21:33 2011 No.6861149 I heard that you can't claim a touhou as your waifu unless she confesses her love to you in a dream

Anonymous Mon Jan 24 20:23:33 2011 No.6861158

This is a terrible thread. Having a waifu means loving commitment regardless of what physical accomplishments one has made. It doesn't matter if numerous people have the same waifu as you do, beating the game on a higher level isn't going NTR someone else.

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