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6833634 No.6833634[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Any suggestions for a New York NEET to earn easy money?

>> No.6833638

Move somewhere cheaper.

>> No.6833637

Panhandling
Hold up a liquor store
Home invasion
Disability

>> No.6833641

Live in the subway and get money from strangers. Or amputate yourself and say you need money for a new limb.

>> No.6833642

>>6833638
Where would you suggest? I am actually in Syracuse NY, which is a lot cheaper than NYC.

>> No.6833647

>>6833642
One of those survivalist states that doesn't tax you or have laws.

>> No.6833648

>>6833642
Where do you live in Syracuse?

>> No.6833651

If you're a neet you should have rich parents. If that's the case you have to survive somehow until you get their inheritance.

>> No.6833660

>>6833641
Plenty of cocks to such in those subways for money to. Sucking cocks is about the easiest way to make money.

>> No.6833661

>>6833660
How much should I expect to make per cock?

>> No.6833677

>>6833634
Moot lives in New York.

Send him an email to hang out, meet up, let him pay you to fuck you in the ass.

>> No.6833683

>>6833677

Everyone of importance on 4chan is in NY. Moot's in NY, I'm in NY...

>> No.6833682

>>6833648
Baldwinsville area.

>> No.6833690

>>6833683
I'm in New York too. OH MY GOD WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, wanna fuck like panthers on LSD?

>> No.6833691

>>6833682
Get a job at carousel center maybe?

>> No.6833695

>>6833690

Clearly, we should have a drug-fueled orgy with Moot.

I will get my ballgag and vibrator kit.

>> No.6833698

>>6833691
20 minute drive. I hate malls, especially retail work.

I sorta meant something like you fucks do to get money without a real job.

>> No.6833701

>>6833698
Pizza deliverymen? Ain't that hard.

>> No.6833711

>>6833701
Get killed by crazy people whilst delivering. Sounds fun.

>> No.6833717

>>6833711
Be the other hippy?

>> No.6833721

>>6833698
I paint dolls and sell them on ebay to make money.

Do you have any artistic talent?

>> No.6833724

>>6833721
No.

>> No.6833727

Protip: if you get a job to earn easy money, say goodbye to the NEET title. Not that this is any bad.

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