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Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:07:06 2011 No.6833587 [Reply] [Original]

You will never have a baby. You are a monster. Monsters can't have babies. I bet you lay eggs or something.

>>	Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y Wed Jan 19 03:08:06 2011 No.6833590 I wish to fuck Alice so hard that she's shitting danmaku out of her mouth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:08:06 2011 No.6833589 File: 184 KB, 600x600, d3cb4ef6d792e6b32d272d422bd36ad4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:09:06 2011 No.6833592 >Fancy a shag, love?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:11:06 2011 No.6833597 >>6833587 Alice would fucking kill you if you said that to her face.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:12:06 2011 No.6833600 >>6833597 Oh boy, here comes the Alice Defense League~.

Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:12:06 2011 No.6833602
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>>6833592
fuck, beaten to it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:12:06 2011 No.6833605 >>6833600 Bullshit, no one likes Alice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:14:06 2011 No.6833607 >>6833590 But that's semantically wrong. You puke things out of your mouth and shit them out of your anus. Not the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:14:06 2011 No.6833608 File: 770 KB, 1000x1392, e4e4b1a78328e89e6c2d4a3fc5447dfd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6833605 YOU LIE.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:16:06 2011 No.6833611 >>6833587 >I bet you lay eggs or something. Wrong. She lays moist, brown liquid materials.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:17:06 2011 No.6833612 I like Marisa more. Her spell cards are even more interesting to me and I think she is cuter. Sorry Alice, Marisa is all around better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:17:06 2011 No.6833614 >>6833608 >Alice marrying someone other then Marisa What a slut

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:22:06 2011 No.6833627 I'd make eggs in Alice's socks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:23:06 2011 No.6833629 >>6833614 Also, no one came to her wedding. Because of how unlikable she is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:25:06 2011 No.6833636 >>6833612 Marisa is too genki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:27:06 2011 No.6833640 >>6833629 That just means it'll be that much easier to get her to fall in love with you. Just kidding, Alice would never like someone from this board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:28:06 2011 No.6833645 Oh yeah? Why don't you prove it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:29:06 2011 No.6833649 >>6833608 Self-inserts are, kinda disturbing.

>>	Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D Wed Jan 19 03:36:06 2011 No.6833678 File: 433 KB, 900x1200, marisagettingSHAGhaiedinsideahouse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa's inside the house.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:45:06 2011 No.6833702 >>6833678 Needs more NTR Alice 2.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:45:06 2011 No.6833703 >>6833678 Alice is pretty damn hot when she's fapping.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:46:06 2011 No.6833704 >>6833702 Are you me? I thought the same damn thing. But didn't post it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:48:06 2011 No.6833714 File: 453 KB, 1050x900, Alice 35.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Her children are her dolls.

Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D Wed Jan 19 03:53:06 2011 No.6833726 [SPOILER]

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>>6833702
I wish there was doujin, that would have similar premise to the images I'm posting. Just with the slight change of Alice not being able to take anymore, entering Marisa's house with a bang and saying something like "Do... Do me too".

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 03:56:06 2011 No.6833737 >>6833726 Hmm... no. Alice's charm is her loneliness. Either she gets broken or she just gets to masturbate alone and cry. Shironegiya really should do a sequel of Netorare Alice though. The thing has potential.

Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D Wed Jan 19 03:58:06 2011 No.6833740 [SPOILER]

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>>6833726
One thing leads to another and Alice quickly taken while Marisa is forced to watch, wanting badly to join in. Eventually she decides to give the best rim job possible.

Or something like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 04:04:06 2011 No.6833753 If Alice said that to me, I'd grab her with my tentacles and pump her full of eggs.

Anonymous Wed Jan 19 04:20:06 2011 No.6833777
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Oh, Alice. Why your urge to make dolls, your endless quest for a SENTIENT doll? Why not just have a child? Why is it, being of the gender that can give birth to new life, you seek to discharge your creative energies in this fashion?

I'm a writer. I understand the drive, the need, to create something. I understand the various things that CAN drive somebody to this. But I don't understand you, Alice.

I can't ignore that you're crazy, nay, completely fucked in the head. In fact, it takes precedence in any thoughts of you. And even though I stand ready to beat the shit out of you should you unexpectedly attack... I don't fear you. In fact, in my weak moments, I want to... nevermind. I can't explain it at all... other then to say I want to understand you.

>anon is talking to himself
>move along

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 04:37:06 2011 No.6833790 File: 257 KB, 515x728, Shinki 4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well that's one way she might talk to Shinki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 04:43:06 2011 No.6833797 File: 564 KB, 898x1200, 65949928a443b221dd5c6b2bf393a1d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6833790 I thought she was talking to Suwako.

>>	S BENZ Wed Jan 19 04:44:06 2011 No.6833799 Shinki will never be in another game of the series [Sadfrog jpeg] Alice will never know what 'real loving' is. {Situation Normal All Fowled Up .png}

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 04:54:06 2011 No.6833824 >>6833799 I'm sadfrogging so hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 05:07:06 2011 No.6833847 Get out

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 19 05:13:06 2011 No.6833860 File: 67 KB, 500x500, 1275896289311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6833847 It helps if you actually quote someone.

>>	/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q Wed Jan 19 07:55:06 2011 No.6834143 QUALITY THREAD

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