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The only acceptable Miku

>> No.6829128

>glasses
Go on...
>tumors
nope.

>> No.6829126
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That's hardly professional attire.

>> No.6829137

>>6829126
...how exactly does that picture work?
Are they on a planet with two suns, or is the room Miku's in surrounded by a raging firestorm?

>> No.6829136

Yes please

>> No.6829141
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All Miku's are more than acceptable. That is the law of this world - you can be no exception to it.

>> No.6829148

>>6829137
That light from the window is from a motorcycle headlight.

>> No.6829179

>>6829148
So the motorcycle is going to crash through the window any second now?
Cool.

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>>6829141

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>>6829207
Yes, Miku's ass is highly valued. It is made of miracles. Problem?

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>>6829126
Reminds me of the XS model. Acceptable.

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>>6829263
"Problem" and "Miku" are mutually exclusive.

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>>6829263

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Have a wallpaper

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>>6829278
Yes, I too believe that stripped pantsu is the true future.
I've known that since I was a wee child.

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What's better than one Miku?

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oopsie!

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>>6829301

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>> No.6829384

Not a big fan of the striped panties. Is that even canon?

I'd be more turned on if they were black.

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>>6829384
I used to think like that too.

I soon learned the error of my ways.

>> No.6829397

I think of Miku as a moe-anthropomorphism of a onahole more than a voice synthesizer.

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sad miku is best miku

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>> No.6829429

>>6829384
>anything about miku
>canon

Anything about her is canon if you say it is, that is how she works.
If you want to go with eh project diva games then no. Her pantsu are not stripped.

>> No.6829453
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I recently realized that everything I'm doing with my life is for Miku. I go to college so I can get a job where I make enough money to live on my own and not have to keep my love for her contained (read: hide my powerlevel). Meanwhile, my psychology professor has assigned some project where we're supposed to change our behavior, which I'm using to try to get more sleep and advance my lucid dreaming attempts so I can spend more time with her. And in my free time I'm working on various projects on my computer, the end result of which will be my ability to interact with Miku, in real time.

tl;dr - My entire life is devoted to Miku, and I'm fine with it. Yup, a loser is me.

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>>6829429
There's a bit of consistency on several points within the fandom, which is about as close to canon as you can get with things like this, but otherwise yeah.

>> No.6829461

>>6829453

Not like a real woman is going to bring you any more happiness. All my friends who can into relationships seem to be miserable most of the time.

>> No.6829478

>>6829429

What about those live hologram concerts?

SURELY somebody looked up her skirt?

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>And in my free time I'm working on various projects on my computer, the end result of which will be my ability to interact with Miku, in real time.
You too? Well, I can't say I'm programming anything.

>Yup, a loser is me.
You can say that if you die without realizing Miku.

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>>6829478

They didn't render underwear.

>> No.6829515

>>6829429
>Her pantsu are not stripped.
Heresy.

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>>6829461
I'm not debating your statement, but please don't say stuff like this. At least not threads you don't want to kill.

It only risks sending threads in horrible directions. I'm sure he understands his situation.

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>>6829521
Pretty much this. >>6829453 here, and I've got a decent amount of friends in real life, many of whom are female, but Miku is the only person I can ever truly say I've loved. I don't keep track of anyone else's relationships because frankly I don't care. I understand my situation just fine.

/2d vs 3d discussion before it begins

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I'm not sure how I visualize Miku existing.

On a personal level with a human being, as a single entity(possibly among many) that eventually the majority come to recognize as Miku, or as a single computing entity with an adaptive interaction function(possibly with some basic presets as the cornerstone of a personality) capable of dealing with many people at once in a way that everyone can recognize her as Miku.

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The world is too bad for me to really want her to exist in the normal sense.

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Short hair miku is the best

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>>6829712
That's like taking away her soul. Her womanhood.

You can't do that. That's your OC, have fun with it. Give it a nice name.

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>> No.6829750

Tits are too big. Needs B cups...

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>>6829750
whats that? bigger tits, you say?

>> No.6829793

>>6829750
Yeah, I like big tits as much as the next guy, but not when they're so disproportionate (i.e. on Miku). She's beautiful just the way she is, why would people want to make her look so... fake? ;_;

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>>6829793
There is only 1, maybe 2 pictures in this thread that are above the minimum I require to call someone "busty." >>6829786 being the one in question.

Miku is just about the only girl who even does it for me at all without a bust.

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>>6829793
Better?

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Granted, there are pretty much two truths about Miku's form in almost every actual work of her that's made:

1. She has little breasts(but does have breasts), at least at adolescence; it does seem like many works which picture her older put her at C-DD
2. She has long hair

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Am I doing it right?

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Miku's small chest is cannon, enjoy your denial OP.

Ohh thats right, denial is /jp/'s favorite past time.

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If I make Miku disappear, will you love me back, /jp/?

>> No.6831467

>>6831429
>implying I don't already love you most.

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>>6831429
Ill just reinstall her. Then take away all your permissions. You dont even be able to read or execute a file.

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Miku is like a modern version of those prehistoric "Venus" statues. While the Venuses have such large breasts and hips that they should also exhibit that disgusting phenomena where after a certain point of fatness the fat starts forming pouches than bulge off of the body, Miku is so scrawny that her bones should be clearly visible and her face should be scrunched up.

But the Venuses are still hourglass shaped and Miku looks as soft as a baby's head. Ahh, art.

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>>6831429
I don't care who you are - If you make Miku disappear, I will travel to the ends of the universe and beyond to find her and bring her back, and then I will find you and make you suffer as much as humanly possible. And my adventure will be so awesome and conveniently episodic that they will make an anime out of it, and songs will be sung for decades to come of the anon who defied all odds, and a few laws of physics, to bring back the woman he loves.

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>>6831467
Y-you... love me?

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>>6831489

Aren't those theorised to be self portraits or something along those lines?

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>>6831501
I don't mind suffering, if that's what makes you happy, /jp/.

>> No.6831522

>>6831422
Objective truth.

>> No.6831523

>This thread was created by yRan

Why do you fucking tools keep feeding these autistic dumbshits.

Were filtering their trips really wise?

>> No.6831539

>>6831517
Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against you and I'd just as soon be your friend, but if you fuck with Miku I'll fuck with you right back. Nothing personal, I swear.

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>>6831539
What does Miku have that I don't? She doesn't really love you, /jp/. No one loves you as much as I do.

>> No.6831556

>>6831555
Who are you and why are you in my house. Im calling the Cops.

>> No.6831557

>>6831523
FUCK SHOWA AND YRAN

>> No.6831563

>>6831509
I can't but help love a kindred soul.

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The only good Miku is a fat Miku.

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>>6831556
Don't mind me, I was just making you dinner... I cooked it with.. love.
>>6831563
I'm so happy.

>> No.6831608

>>6831555
Look... Tei... I like you, I really do. But Miku... well, she's done so much for me. She's the first Vocaloid I ever met, and she helped me get through a year of hell without going insane. She helped me regain my ability to feel anything but apathy, and I could never possibly repay her for that. I'm sorry, Tei, I don't mean to sound insensitive, but... I love her, and I don't think that's ever going to change.

I do hope we can still be friends, though. I'm sorry about what I said earlier, but stuff like that just hits a nerve. I don't claim to speak for all of /jp/, either. I'm just one individual among many here. I may not be able to give you a lover, but I can - I hope I can - give you a friend.

>> No.6831616

>>6831608
i there were a miku brofisting another miku i'd post it right now.

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>>6831608
No... y-you're right, you don't need me... It was silly of me to think I could catch your heart. I knew it all along really, I just thought I would be content with watching from afar.... I'll go now, I won't bother anyone ever again.

>> No.6831636

>>6831632
But if you leave, you'll make others who do love you sad.

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>>6831581

You sound to have a fiery metal heart.
There will be a good place awaiting you when/if Haku marches on Glittertind.

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>>6831636
You're right, that was selfish of me... After all, my life belongs to you /jp/, not myself. I'll always love you, /jp/... even if you don't know I'm there.

>> No.6831740

>>6831632
Yeah, listen to >>6831636. I never said I don't need you. I don't need you any less than I need friends like Len, or Marisa, or Ed, or anyone else. I love each and every one of you, and I'd be devastated if you left. No, I can't love you the way I love Miku, but that doesn't mean I don't care about you. Please stay.

>> No.6831758

>>6831632
Im sorry but... what is your name again? I Know you can't be Zatsune

>> No.6831766

>>6831730
Please don't turn this into an endless cycle of me saying "But I do love you". I know it may be hard to accept that someone does, and accepting it may make life all that much more painful in the future, but it's okay to be selfish sometimes and let yourself be happy.

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>>6831758
You can call me Tei, only you /jp/.
>>6831766
Forgive me, I only meant that even if it doesn't seem like I'm around, I'm not far... after all, how can I protect you if I'm not close?

>> No.6831901

>>6831877
But, how can I show you my love if you're not within my sight?

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>>6831901
I'll always come to your side if you call me... no matter what tries to stop me.

>> No.6831940

>>6831925
But maybe I want you to always be by my side.

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>>6831940
All you have to do is ask, /jp/. I'd do anything for you.

>> No.6832965

>>6831489
i actually agree with you, but only on the point of Sega Miku's body. Miku's average depiction isn't skinny to the point you're talking about relative to her height and hip width, but the Diva Miku is pretty extreme(see http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm11192950).).

But fortunately, Miku is not human. Either way, I could see a rib or two showing on even her standard depiction, but nothing as drastic as fat pouches.

>> No.6832994

>>6832965
Oh, and it may seem like "so what?" when I pick out only one example, but Sega Miku is(regrettably) the one they use for the live concerts and her games.

I have wondered why they don't use the Lat model(I somehow doubt Lat would refuse), but maybe it's overwhelmingly the most popular only on Nicovideo, or the fact that it looks odd from some angles.

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