/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, how much can you ejaculate in one go? Do you think you'll be able to fill your waifu's womb?

[Anonymous No.]

sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure about the quantity, but I have a nice spread. Sometimes I like ejaculation on a big surface just so I can see how much it spreads out. It's like a sawed-off shotgun or something. My distance isn't world-class, but I could probably beat most people from /jp/ in that too.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6821560
"Take me to Ariake!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821586
Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

why are hinemusontari's dialogs always so retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

What's the easiest way to measure? If I had to guess, maybe 1 1/2 teaspoons, give or take.

[Anonymous No.]

3 liters? That's quite a lot. Let's say I turned into a immortal little girl today and allowed my body to be constantly violated until my mind breaks and all I can feel is the warmth of the semen gushing inside my small womb. Since the refractory period is about 15 minutes (for 18 year old males, no way I'll let older men cum inside me), and assuming a 8-hour sleep for those otaku, it would seem that one of them can have sex 64 times every day, ejaculating about 45 mililiters every time (that's about three tablespoons, vastly higher than the average volume). Since my loli body would be irresistibly erotic, let's assume that any man who violates me will ejaculate instantly, taking about a minute in average before my slutty womb drinks all of their semen. Since those are responsible men, they will only cum inside my tight vagina, so at this point, I would have 67,5 liters of cum sprayed inside me every day.

Since my body is immature, my womb would be rather small, say, roughly a sphere about 4cm in diameter (the average womb is a bit larger, and not a sphere, it's more elliptical). Assuming no stretching, this is the Schwarzschild radius for roughly 27 septillion kilograms. The density of cum is around 1,014g/mL (By the way, there's a study on this. They decanted semen into graduated cylinders and weighed it.), so I'd have roughly 68,5kg of semen ejaculated inside me every day. So in roughly a sextillion years, older than the known age of the universe, about when the sun spends the last remnants of its energy and cools down completely, after aeons of being cummed inside, my slutty loli womb will have so much semen in it that it'll turn into a black hole.

If only ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

3 liters? That's quite a lot. Let's say I turned into a immortal little girl today and allowed my body to be constantly violated until my mind breaks and all I can feel is the warmth of the semen gushing inside my small womb. Since the refractory period is about 15 minutes (for 18 year old males, no way I'll let older men cum inside me), and assuming a 8-hour sleep for those otaku, it would seem that one of them can have sex 64 times every day, ejaculating about 45 mililiters every time (that's about three tablespoons, vastly higher than the average volume). Since my loli body would be irresistibly erotic, let's assume that any man who violates me will ejaculate instantly, taking about a minute in average before my slutty womb drinks all of their semen. Since those are responsible men, they will only cum inside my tight vagina, so at this point, I would have 67,5 liters of cum sprayed inside me every day.

Since my body is immature, my womb would be rather small, say, roughly a sphere about 4cm in diameter (the average womb is a bit larger, and not a sphere, it's more elliptical). Assuming no stretching, this is the Schwarzschild radius for roughly 27 septillion kilograms. The density of cum is around 1,014g/mL (By the way, there's a study on this. They decanted semen into graduated cylinders and weighed it.), so I'd have roughly 68,5kg of semen ejaculated inside me every day. Divide the former to the latter, and you get about a sextillion years. So in roughly a sextillion years, older than the known age of the universe, about when the sun spends the last remnants of its energy and cools down completely, after aeons of being cummed inside, my slutty loli womb will have so much semen in it that it'll turn into a black hole.

If only ;_;

[Showa !FKSV8l8F0o No.]

Extremely unrelated to /jp/'s general discussion, and your text is NSFW. You've been reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821969
I can only applaud.

[Anonymous No.]

Depends on how long I've been/if I was edging, but usually in a quick go it's like one teaspoon. The most I've gotten must've been like 2 tablespoons though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821969
good job you gave me a erection

[the princess No.]

ejaculate doesn't go into the womb and unless if you've been holding back 3+ days your ejaculate will not consist so much of sperm but mostly of just the protein and vitamin stuff instead after ejaculating a few times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821969

Do you mind if I save this to a text file and use it for masturbatory purposes later on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821969
This post was amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821969
Link to your asstr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821993
Not at all. I'm not all that good with physics though, so it may have some calculation errors.

It feels odd to write something not about insects or yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6821997
>>6821993
His previous works, if you are interested:
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=%22If+only;_;
%22&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&se
arch_ord=rel

This Anon is my favorite beside that German Koishi Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My word.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know, I've only fapped once in my entire life. All that came out was a couple of drops.