JAPANESE PORN FUCKING SUCKS

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand why jap porn is so bad.

Ok fine you can put mosaic on things, and since you guys are fucking chauvanist pigs, the girl has to lifelessly lay there and act like she got raped.

But what I can not accept is why are the japanese guys who do the dicking the MOST omega male possible?

How to qualify as the JAV fuck guy

A. 5'5 or below
B. Skinny fat or fat
C. Be ugly
D. preferably middle aged
E. Have a 3 inch penis
F. Act like you have NEVER seen a woman before.


This shit really puts me off, I mean, is it really so hard to hire a 5'9 japanese guy who's fit and easy on the eyes to do the fucking?

I can't even stand jap porn unless a black guy is doing the fucking.

[Anonymous No.]

It's your fault for watching 3D porn.

[Anonymous No.]

2d is a phase.

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

and they're just really fapping to the black bars and mosaics, why fap to nipples if males also have them? that's just gay

[Anonymous No.]

>and they're just really fapping to the black bars and mosaics, why fap to nipples if males also have them? that's just gay

The ones with black guys don't have censors for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

3D porn is shit

news to literally no one

[Anonymous No.]

Nope, 3D porn in general sucks.

Your fault for watching pig disgusting 3D porn. Your fault for watching what only gets posted on /t/.

[Anonymous No.]

It's something of a shame, because some Japanese men can be very pretty, so I would probably be double turned on if they got some fabulous guy to fuck her. I'm not interested enough in fabulous guys to watch gay porn, but you might as well maximize the appeal of both actors, rather than being afraid of turning into a flaming cockloving faggot if you admit that you prefer looking at pretty guys rather than ugly guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Could've told you before you went through that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734020
You're a phase.

[Anonymous No.]

They're forced to censor it by law because that's what happens when you lose a world war.
Now why do you care so much about what the guys in your porn look like?

[Anonymous No.]

I like you OP.

[wtH !hWtHG71Z1c No.]

even in 2d hentai it's censored with black bars and mosiacs, your just fapping to black bars and mosiacs that now it's a turn on

[Investment Banker !peDolruVVw No.]

why not watch japanese child porn instead?

not only are the women younger, its uncensored too!

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>>6734020
If you're never going to touch either of them, why not choose the most beautiful one?
Although since everyone has their options on that, feel free to continue fapping to your 3D porn. I'll just keep enjoying my 2D girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>They're forced to censor it by law because that's what happens when you lose a world war.
Now why do you care so much about what the guys in your porn look like?

You're supposed to relate/familiarize yourself with the guy doing the fucking.

And I can't fucking do it if he's some short, ugly 3 inch penis guy who trembles at the sight of a female.

[Anonymous No.]

>so hard to hire a 5'9 japanese guy who's fit and easy on the eyes to do the fucking
Yes it is, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>Yes it is, actually.

There's a decent chunk of good looking men in japan.

[Anonymous No.]

If the man is attractive, then they run the risk of the woman actually enjoying it, thus killing the viewer's sadist fantasy. nofunallowed.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>download a 2-hour porn video where the guy has the power to stop time
>"finally, my childhood fantasies fulfilled"
>he spends half the video doing stupid shit like making his male co-worker suck his male boss's dick
>when he actually fucks a girl, he unfreezes time

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734095
why did i clicked on your pic ?
source by the way, this sounds awful but i must see it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734095

Fucking sauce now!

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>>6734095
Okay, that was hilarious.

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>>6734107
>>6734107
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>>6734048
>If you're never going to touch either of them, why not choose the most beautiful one?
These people have been told all their lives that they can do anything and still believe it. So if you argue that there's no way any sane 3D girl would put up with you, they'll just spout their conviction that you will eventually find someone if you just try. Basically, they handle reality by deluding themselves into seeing it as much more ideal than it is, while we escape from reality and thus are free to see all its fault, like the fact that not everyone are destined for love and happiness like in Hollywood and Disney movies.

Also, is that Berlin in that picture? That building to the right looks familiar.

[Anonymous No.]

I lol'ed so hard at the one JAV that's cosplay Marisa getting fucked by some guy. Up to the climax it was actually not too bad, but then when the guy cums it is literally 2 pitiful drops that he has to squeeze out with all his might that just drip onto her dress.

The look on her face is so awesomely disappointed and unenthusiastic I just lost it laughing.

>>6734048
Amen, brother. 2D is good because you don't have to worry about seeing ass zits or horrible skin blemishes, but then again a good looking 3D girl is just as attractive to me. I don't discriminate.

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>>6734142
Can you screen cap the face?

[Anonymous No.]

I always get charmed by the JAV covers thinking it's something good this time although I learned to never trust JAV covers.

Happened again two days ago, boy was I disappointed. 3D porn is so disgusting.

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>>6734134
My point was that even though they may eventually end up having sex with a real girl, there's no way they're going to fuck the girls they fap to on those videos, actually.

>Also, is that Berlin in that picture? That building to the right looks familiar.
Well, no idea. I just saved that picture because I found it pretty and I love that artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734107
>>6734106

there's like 12 different volumes, they should all be available on that big JAV message board

[Anonymous No.]

>1 in 500 Japanese women have appeared in porn.

There's a new Haruhi JAV.

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[Anonymous No.]

Japanese porn is fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734158

You know you've failed when a girl makes this face after you cum on her. Not pictured is her rather bored looking, casually brushing her hair out of her face while he's vigorously jacking off over her for the money shot.

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>>6734245
She was the only good one in that video.

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>>6734245
why.....

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>>6734251

Agreed. Her teeth are a little questionable but mmmm, dat ass. It is now canon in my mind that Marisa wears orange and white striped panties.
Her face is also reasonably cute, unlike pretty much the whole rest of the cast.

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[Anonymous No.]

They all look like horses

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734010
>He watches porn with men in it

There's your problem.

Japanese porn will always be good in my book because they're the only ones who will give me a video of two women fist fighting and choking each other while covered in baby oil.

[Anonymous No.]

>But what I can not accept is why are the japanese guys who do the dicking the MOST omega male possible?
It's called a self-insert. You're supposed to imagine being that guy. So he has omega-male qualities to make that easier. If the girl was fucked by some mega alpha muscle monster with a 10 inch dick self-inserting would be rather difficult and you'd feel like some cockold or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734056
>And I can't fucking do it if he's some short, ugly 3 inch penis guy who trembles at the sight of a female.
I have a feeling that you can do it very easily.

[Anonymous No.]

>You know you've failed when a girl makes this face after you cum on her. Not pictured is her rather bored looking, casually brushing her hair out of her face while he's vigorously jacking off over her for the money shot.

I NEED SAUCE OF THAT VIDEO

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>>6734271
Now that art

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>>6734301

Yeah but the problem with that is I don't have such horrible self esteem that I need a self insert to have a tiny penis and only be able to make a pitifully weak cumshot so that the female lead really has to be pretending to enjoy it.

I may not have a 10 inch dick and be able to fuck for 4 hours straight, but I give myself at least enough credit that I'd be "big enough" and able to summon up a reasonably healthy sized load to shoot. I mean honestly, even after relatively unenthusiastic fap sessions I manage to make way more than what ended up on her chest in >>6734245.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734325

Touhou cosplay festival.

[Anonymous No.]

I normally hate it when japanese have to put those stupid fake hair and other crap because they can only have black hair.

But that bitch is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>Touhou cosplay festival.

thankz

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>>6734357
>so that the female lead really has to be pretending to enjoy it.
Come on, this is much worse in other porn. In JAV the women just squeal a bit, whereas here they let out lots and lots of profanity while commenting about how good that dick feels in her dirty ass. Huge turn off.

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>>6734357
>I mean honestly, even after relatively unenthusiastic fap sessions I manage to make way more than what ended up on her chest in >>6734245.
Maybe if you only fap once a week but that's a pretty solid load for someone who drains his nuts every day.

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>>6734168
needs more black bars w/ mosaic.

[Anonymous No.]

>Maybe if you only fap once a week but that's a pretty solid load for someone who drains his nuts every day.

Nope.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Obligatory.

[Anonymous No.]

What is skinny fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734538

I feel sad for you now. I fap daily and produce far more than that. Hell, if I sit around with a boner for a long period of time I probably make more precum than that. It just leaks out of me.

Laundry time can be a little interesting sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734665
I used to like it when I precum and it's great when you're horny as fuck.

But now it just bothers me, I can't get a boner without having that shit all over my legs.

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>>6734623
If porn is only a self-insert, then it's obvious that American men are more alpha and have more character.

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>>6734623
oh god, lol.

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>>6734168
Damn, that cover looks REALLY good.

[Anonymous No.]

>Damn, that cover looks REALLY good.

She's fat as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734010

Oh, you're talking about 3D pig disgusting form, not hentai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6734930
But she is not even plump? Bro, if you want thinner women, I have a couple Auschwitz pics to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>But she is not even plump? Bro, if you want thinner women, I have a couple Auschwitz pics to share

Look at her midsection and cheeks.

Clearly fat.

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>>6734977
Potato faced japanese. And those are her intestines.

[Anonymous No.]

That's because we don't care about the guy in the porn, we masturbate to the female. And ugly males are cheaper.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't self insert with a penis that looks shorter than mine as a child.

[Anonymous No.]

>That's because we don't care about the guy in the porn, we masturbate to the female. And ugly males are cheaper.

Just a glimpse of the omega guy makes me flaccid.

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>>6734563
>>6734665
A normal load is little more than one teaspoon full. Cumming buckets is a figure of speech, you don't literally do that in real life like they do in your animes.

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>>6735245
*Ahem*.

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>>6734623
Since reposts beg reposts...

You forgot that in JAV the male is always some overweight hairless (except for his huge pubic bush) slob with a 2 inch dick.
Oh, and speaking of JAV males, one thing that ticks me off about them is how they don't seem to enjoy themselves either. I saw a few videos where those guys just fake some moans of pleasure every time they get their penis licked, which gets old pretty fast honestly. While watching it I also made another startling discovery: they don't fake male orgasms, because male orgasms sound nothing like the noises they make. No, they are faking female orgasms. What the fuck, Japan. You raised an entire, no, multiple generations of closet faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>A normal load is little more than one teaspoon full. Cumming buckets is a figure of speech, you don't literally do that in real life like they do in your animes.

You'd best be trolling.

If im really in to it or if I finger myself I'll spoonfuls of cum released.

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>>6734977
Sounds like your're from /cgl/

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>>6735245
I think I came thrice the amount yesterday, and I'm a normal white male. >>6734245 is the reason why birth rate in Japan is decreasing.

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>>6735380
Try shooting your load onto a spoon and see how much will not fit.
Also, the amount of fluid is not related to fertility. You can have lots of semen with dead sperm or you can have only a few drops of semen but with lots of healthy sperm.