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672707 No.672707 [Reply] [Original]

I am not really sure what to search for - But

anyone have pix of Hikikomori people? Like maybe long hair and skinny and look like Light from death note or some shit

Thanks

>> No.672713

I bet you're a girl post a picture of your cunt please

>> No.672748

Is that one of those "when you see it, you'll shit brics" images?

>> No.672761

Try googling 小森 霧

>> No.672769
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672769

> I bet you're a girl post a picture of your cunt please
run over to a camwhore site and get this guy the most disgusting one you can find
4chan - 2d is the way to go

>> No.672776

>>672707
Fuck, I just fucking realized I pretty much look like that. Godfuckingdamnit. My life is pathetic.

>> No.672784

>>672761
SO MOE

>> No.672788

>>672776
Why can't we just eat more and get a haircut? We're bums, effectively.

>> No.672789

>>672761
In reality she would look like that, except covered in acne and smelling quite badly.

>> No.672792

>>672713
No girls on the internet.

>> No.672797

>>672707
>Hikikomori people
>look like Light from death note
Hahaha, oh wow.

>> No.672830
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>> No.672875

>>672707
Lol, here is one.
I have long black hair, and i have almost the same stats as Kira.

But sorry, i won't post any pics of me (or better i can't since i even don't have a digicam or whatever).

>> No.672882

I bet half of /jp/ are skinny effeminate men with long dark hair.

>> No.672887

>>672882
Does that make to rest of us thick manly women with short white hair ?

>> No.672890

>>672882
>I bet half of /jp/ is Japanese.
holy shit!

>> No.672969

>>672890
and the other half of /jp/ are fatties (over 200lbs)

>> No.672976

Personally I see /jp/ as a bunch of 25 year old rejects. Morbidly obese, unshaven and messy short hair.

>> No.672984

>>672976
This thread is now about the average age/height/weight of /jp/

43
5.7
170 pounds

>> No.672985

1m82
80 kilos
20.

>> No.672986
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672986

x
165cm
88kg

/r/ Japanese version of this chart.

>> No.672989

>>672707

mirror.jpg

>> No.673001

20 years old
5'5
100 pounds

>> No.673012
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673012

Goggled hikikomori and a pic of this faggot came up.

>> No.673021

x
~165cm
50kg

>> No.673027

By the way, search google images for ひきこもり

BRIX shat on the first page.

>> No.673029

>>672976
ehm, no!

>>672875
is here.

21
178cm
60kg

>> No.673066

I have long black hair that goes down to my waist, I'm too skinny for my own good, my voice never changed during puberty (EIGHT FUCKING YEARS AGO) so my voice classification is still soprano and I can sing higher than any woman I've ever met, I never leave my house for anything unimportant and on the rare occasion that I do, I am frequently mistaken for a woman.

The ONLY good this has brought on is that I sing for Disney now.

It's fucking hard to attract straight women when you look like one. So ronery. ;_;

>> No.673079

19
171cm
58kg

As to hair, slightly longer than collarbone-length.

>> No.673090

>>673066
People used to call me miss when I still had my hair long, talk about fun.

>> No.673093

Fuck you guys. How do I lose weight?

>> No.673114

>>673093
Don't eat for a while.

>> No.673117

>>673066
Well atleast you make some money!

I am also often mistaken as a woman, because i have a girlish face, when i was young

But atleast i have a small beard now.
It doesn't matter anyway since, i haven't left the apartment for months now.

>> No.673129

>>672707
CHINA is Shit.

>> No.673131

>>673066
Speaking.

I forgot. I have never, EVER been on the phone with someone I didn't know who did not say something to the effect of "Hello ma'am, is Anon there?"

>> No.673135

>>673066
>>673131
anon is jealous of you ;_;

>> No.673149

>>673093
Jack off more. It burns calories like crazy.

>> No.673157

>>673135

How? Do you have any idea how fucking miserable I am?

>> No.673163
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673163

>>673129

>> No.673165

>>673157
Well fucking cut your hair and grow a beard.

>> No.673166

>>673131
Fuck, I have the same goddamn thing. I don't even sound that much like a woman when I hear myself on tapes, just kind of like a faggot or boy. But apparently I do to everyone fucking else.

>> No.673167

>>673157
No, post pics.

>> No.673169

>>673157
BECAME A TRAP YOU FUCKING FAGHGTOT

>> No.673207

>>673165

Then I would just look like a woman with short hair and a beard.

The extent of this problem: I am an eternal virgin. The ONE time I have ever been on a date, it was with some cute lesbian chick who didn't know I was a guy. When I realized she was a lesbian, I slipped and said, "Fuck, wait, you know I'm a guy, right?" At this, she looked at me puzzled and said, "Oh, you mean your a butch?" (I think that's what she said) and I said "No, I mean I am a male. A literal, natural born man. No hormones, no surgeries."

At first, she just stared at me for a few seconds but then started tearing up, so I said "I'm sorry" and left. Never saw or heard from her again. And THAT'S how I blew a shot at raping a lesbian. I'll be here 'till doomsday because of it.

>> No.673224

>>673207
OM NOM NOM deliciously fresh copypasta

>> No.673231

>>673169

I've tried that. I bought a bra and put it on, stuffed it with paper, and played stripper. When the pants came off, 97% of everyone left. I felt horrible afterwards, but looking back on it, it was hilarious.

Also, this syndrome is an interesting one, but I'm too much of a pussy (lol, I made a funny) to use it to my advantage. The boldest thing I've done is hung out in a women's bathroom to see what kind of things they talk about.

>> No.673239

>>673207
Hm, so what?
I have never dated any women.

Care? Not really.

>> No.673240

>>673231

Fuck, I forgot to say it was on stickam.

>> No.673244

>>673207
I'll have sex with you if you want. I'm a dude though.

>> No.673247

>>673244

Sorry. The idea of doing anything with another guy is fairly repulsive to me. Unless of course it's in a threesome with a girl.

>> No.673256

>>673207
i want to play dress up with you everyday and tell you how cute you are

>> No.673260
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673260

Here. A pic of a hikkikomori.
Also, I would always get mistaken for a woman when I had longer hair, too, even when I tried to leave a little stubble to make it OBVIOUS I wasn't. I get called ma'am 70% of the time I talk to strangers on the phone, so apparently my voice is a problem, too. It's gotten to the point that I don't even correct people. I also still get mistaken for a high schooler. I'm 27.

>> No.673282

>>673256

Yay. That sounds almost as gay as the proposition of
>>673244.

>> No.673310

>>673260

I have a full-on wildman beard and I still get mistaken for a women. I think they just do it to be insulting. Dicks. My hair isn't even long, just incredibly unkempt. I can understand being mistaken for a crazy person or an animal, but a woman? I'd hate to see the women these people must be used to.

>> No.673311

>>673282

What else is there? Traps are for dressing up and sexing.

>> No.673314

ITT: shemale fetish

>> No.673327

>>673310
>I have a full-on wildman beard and I still get mistaken for a women.
Where the fuck do you live?

>> No.673334

>>673165

NOT ENOUGH FUCKING TESTOSTERONE.

>> No.673339

>>673327
With dwarves.

>> No.673340

>>673247
You'll take what you can get, slut.

>> No.673341

Pro-tip: 4chan is not the place to advertise your trap-ness when you don't want that kind of attention.

>> No.673350

>>673327
Not same anon, but I get the same shit, I've got long hair, I'm tall (6''2') pretty damn broad shouldered to indicate I'm a guy and a beard and still stupid people like waitresses mistake me for a woman from behind.

>> No.673356

Always wear tight pants that show your package. Nothing says man more than a bulge.

>> No.673368

For those of you who just have high voices, take some testosterone.

>> No.673372

>>673350

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that? I can understand on the phone, because while my voice certainly isn't high or girly, it also isn't particularly deep and gravelly, and everything is distorted on the phone, but... How fucking blind do you have to be to make that mistake in person, even from behind?

>> No.673390

>>673372

At least we can take solstice in the knowledge that we are super hot, ultra manly bishonen swordsmen when we visit Japan. ;_;

>> No.673394

>>673372
I don't know, I was in Canada at the time, maybe she was used to manly women or something. Voice is no excuse to mistake me, I've got a deep one.

>> No.673397

>>673390
As long as I have long hair I'm a bishonen? Awesome.

>> No.673400

>>673390

I'm no fucking bishounen. I'm just fucking stuck in between. A big hairy fucking dude with a pretty neutral voice. No one is ever going to mistake me for a pretty boy, but goddamn do I get called ma'am a lot. If I was a trap I could at least understand it, but the way it is now it's like a conspiracy to belittle me. Fucking Zionists.

>> No.673401

>>673390
post pics

>> No.673403

ITT: http://youtube.com/watch?v=0lUjhEHlh7s

>> No.673445

This thread is hilarious. Bump.

Also, what did you learn in the woman's bathroom during your recon, >>673231

???

>> No.673469

READ THE MANGA FAMILY COMPO.

THE BEST!

>> No.673473

>>673445

That would take a while to write out, but it's very similar to what you'd imagine.

If this thread is still alive by the time I get back, I'll post, but for now, I've gotta go take a bath. (Careful where your mind wanders on that one.)

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>> No.673686

>>673368
Oh yes, that makes perfect sense. Voice too high? START FUCKING WITH YOUR HORMONES!

>> No.673695

50% of the time people mistake me for a dyke. The other 50% of the time people mistake me for a faggot.

WHAT THE FUCK?

>> No.673706

>>673695
In before "they're not mistaking you for being a faggot, you are a faggot"

>> No.673707

>>673518
FLYING PLATE

>> No.674023

>>673207
This is awesome.

>> No.674058

>>673706
no anon, you are the faggots

>> No.674111

>>673686

It won't have any negative effects unless you are a woman. It's practically encapsulated manliness, and 100% safe for males.

>> No.674117

21 years.
206cm.
79kg.

>> No.674120

>>674058
faggot is as faggot does and this faggot says bring out the traps

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