Umineko EP8 Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Continued from >>6723046

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

When will the UMG8 be released? or the torrents for EP8, fighting game and Tsubasa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723573
>>6723569
Perfecto.

[Anonymous No.]

>logic puzzles

[Anonymous No.]

how many more gold medals do we need to save ange??/

[Anonymous No.]

Reposting
>>6723561
The ice cream is lying, you don't eat stew on a hot day and since the bread is supporting the stew, the ice cream is lying.

[Anonymous No.]

OH BOY
GOLD MEDALS

[Hiroyuki !!gcKtVkRIUnm No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Da6aNg6AdLg this music fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Wine is fantasy answer because he is mindfucking you on his own account.
Ice cream is mystery answer because he is mindfucking you into feeling good.

[Anonymous No.]

s/he's back: http://liy93.livejournal.com/46920.html

[Anonymous No.]

By the way, do we know who the secret characters are in the fighting game?

[Anonymous No.]

The cook is in trouble.

Only dessert remains to be made for dinner, but the only ingredient he has is mackerel (saba).

At that moment, something came across the cook's mind.
If he adds a single Hiragana letter, then the mackerel will become dessert.

What in the world is that letter?

A: A
B: Ka
C: Ku
D: Ro

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723610
C.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723610
Oh fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are making this too complicated and you're missing a crucial detail. The witch returned late, so the ice cream would have melted. Thus, the ice cream is lying about being able to cool her down.

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly this: wat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723610
It's Ku! Kusaba!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723619
Could someone translate this?

[Anonymous No.]

Delicious loli Ange

[Anonymous No.]

Are there any screenshots with purple text?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723623
She's using Erika's speech habits.
Just from that, this level of reasoning is possible for Ushiromiya Ange. What do you think, everyone?, etc

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723610
tried all different combinations but i got nothing

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNWJSI_iMAc&feature=sub

Motion Graphic 8 is out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723619
>With just the existence of this pistol, this level of reasoning is possible for Ushiromiya Ange. Well, what do you think, everyone...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723633
Maybe they became bros and she's imitating her.
I wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723633
Oh shit... Goodbye boat-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

Ange confirmed for DID.
She was acting all the meta characters.

[Anonymous No.]

is it just an impression or is this episode fucking huge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723642

But they did. They became partners for a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723610
PLEASE, IS THIS ALL YOU HAVE RYUKISHI?

CHILD'S PLAY.

[Anonymous No.]

>物語は10月6日、つまり三日目になる。
>戦人は実は生存しててインゴットを一つだけベアトに渡されEP7に出てき
た潜水艦の入り江から
ボートに乗せられる。そこで戦人が金蔵よろしくな「お前を連れて行く」み
たいなことを言い
>出して二人で六軒島からボートで出て行く。
>けれどベアトが自分の意思でボートから海へ飛び降り入水自殺を……

[Reeve Tuesti No.]

>>6723610

I think D, there's actually a type of cake called "Sbarro".

[Anonymous No.]

It's a word play.
Sabaku = desert.
Desert in Engrish is DASAATO, just like Dessert is spelled.
I don't know Japanese, so I'm not sure.

[Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

Who cares about your logic puzzles, what the hell happened to Lambchops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723652
oh boy if this is true it's fucking precious.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=183214
>seeders: 40
>completed: 60
If one of you has downloaded it, confirm please ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723654
We have a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723582
HHNNNNGGGGGG!

Also, Boat-kun = Will/Erika
Don'tknowifwant.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723652

Wait what...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723652
Who jumped from the boat?
I just read it with Google translator and shit doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723656
She was killed by Featherine

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723652
Battler and Beato survived the tea party of episode 7.
They go out of the island but Beato jumps in the water and kill herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723658

looks very suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723652

english please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723672
WHAT?!!FOR FUCK SAKE...THEN WHAT HAPPENS TO BATTLER?!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723672
Then Battler jumps, they embrace and they die together.

THE END

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723610
>The mackerel will become dessert
>sabaku
>Desert
Oh boy, he's mixing English and Japanese! It's fucking genius.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723658
Confirmed. I can't get the installer working though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723672
>Beato survived
Fuck this shit. At least she had the decency to suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723672
wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723638
Pretty nice. Wish there was a little more time spent on the Tea Party, but oh well. I love Episode 7 so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723681

Oh. nothing like double suicides

[Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

>>6723670
Well screw this, I reached the truth when Ange killed herself which I'm about to go do...

[Anonymous No.]

Note: You may need to read 130 in various ways in Japanese to solve this puzzle.

If you add emergency (kyuukyuu) to "?", then it'll become an ambulance (kyuukyuusha) with a red light.

Even if you remove "?" from 130, it'll still be a car with a red light, but not an ambulance.

What number goes into "?"...?

A: 5
B: 10
C: 15
D: 20
E: 25

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723656
Who cares?
THESE PUZZLES ARE IMPORTANT, BROSEF.

[Anonymous No.]

The spoiler so far look like A REAL FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER NOT FUCKING SCARY AT ALL

[Anonymous No.]

Puzzles were fun. Now not. Let's go back to wild speculation about fake spoilers. I say we boycott goddamn fucking Layton.

[Anonymous No.]

SO IS PURPLE TEXT REAL OR NOT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723694
important? looks more like middle school puzzles to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723699

I want to rub my dick all over Erika's pantyhose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723693
What's fire trucks and police cars in japanese then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723701
IT'S LIKELY AS REAL AS THE PUZZLES.
MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723701

Sounds fake brosef. Just like Eva-BATMAN.

Feels bad man.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

This is the last confirmed Episode right? Cause it sure doesn't seem like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, the puzzles were doable, but now they're Japanese wordplay shit like the epitaph.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723699
This.
What happened to Erika, by the way?
Did she survive? Did she open a detective agency along with Dlanor and Ange? Did she become Battler's mistress? Is she Boat-kun's daughter?

[Anonymous No.]

Beato an hero'd?

Best choice s/he ever made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723693
Ah, wait, disregard the Note; this puzzle only needs reading emergency as kyuukyuu and understanding emergency phone numbers in Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

バレ画見てもさっぱり話が読めないんだが､
序盤は親族とろりえんじぇうの楽しいクイズ大会
EP8の犯人は次男一家､ヱリカ大活躍で楼座真里亞はヱリカの踏み台
ラムダvsベルン､ラムダvsアウアウでラムダ死亡
戦人とベアトは共に自殺
選択肢によっては縁寿も自殺
自殺しなければ縁寿は作家になる
絵羽と縁寿は仲良し､でいいのか？

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

>>6723658
Downloading now, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Did she open a detective agency along with Dlanor and Ange?

I would pay a high price to see this

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723716

[Anonymous No.]

>Indirectly kill an entire family
>Run away with your first love
>Suicide
>Get redeemed
Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

lol double suicide
You're full of love R07.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723715
kyuukyuu... 119?
So if we take away a nine from a word...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723707

Actually, Ryuukishi is also planning to make a ninth episode, something like an "Umineko Rei".

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

>>6723720
What's it say?

[Anonymous No.]

Do these puzzles have any relevance to the plot? Also, do the puzzles pop up in the middle of the story or is it in one big section? Probably no one knows yet though...

[Anonymous No.]

Any links to the Ep8 opening ?
(or does it even have an opening at all ?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723727
He said that maybe he would do it.
But it would just be an omake, Umineko is ending with episode 8

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6723717
Are you into bestiality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723716

Ryu needs therapy.

[Reeve Tuesti No.]

>>6723704

I know that firetruck is "shoubousha" but I dunno about police car.

[Anonymous No.]

I read the story, but it's refreshing, Bale picture
The beginning of a fun quiz relatives Euno creamy dark red
Kia, the second son of the family criminal EP8 Sato Makoto tower sitting on the stool in the large activity Werika Werika
Bern vs vs Lambda Lambda, Lambda died in Auau
Both suicide and Beato Battler
The choice is suicide Yukari Hitoshi
Yukari Hitoshi suicides have become a writer
Yukari Hitoshi wings and good friends, good in the picture?

WHO THE FUCK IS YUKARI HITOSHI

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

>>6723734
Aah, man.

Seriously? Ah well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723737
Ange

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723716
so what's the point of this episode, besides adding the double suicide and Lambda's death?
No fucking point whatsoever

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723737

Yukari Hitoshi is Ange.

[Anonymous No.]

yukari hitoshi is ange

[Anonymous No.]

The other source again

[Anonymous No.]

A double suicide?

I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723716

this person admits they haven't done anything except look at the spoiler pictures just like us.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so Battler committed suicide with Beatrice?
And Ange became a writer?

What a shitty ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723693

10-8 (decimal fraction) = 沙 = sha

[Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

>>6723694
ARE THE PUZZLES BRINGING MY LAMB DINNER BACK TO LIFE?

[Anonymous No.]

So the moral of the story is...


Uh...

fuck was there a point to all of this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723756
Who knows? some people think they affect they ending - so maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

Man, what the hell.

Isn't there a GOOD END somewhere in this episode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723757
FINISH THE FUCKING PUZZLES!

[Anonymous No.]

SO WHO KILLED EVERYONE AND WHY

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723757
Don't go around making promises you can't keep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723757
People die, witches cry.
But solve enough Layton puzzles and you can make everything A-Okay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723764

Look at this fucking pleb, expecting answers hahahaha!

[Erika Furudo No.]

>>6723569
So what happened to Erika and Bern?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723757
Without love, it cannot be...

Oh shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, fucking Lambda getting killed by AuAu.

Does ANYONE like AuAu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723761

It's always been said that umineko was going to have a bittersweet ending.

Then again, lovers suiciding off a small boat into slightly tepid waters.. uhhh, yeah, not much sweetness really.

Also how the fuck does the real battler love beato he couldn't possibly know the full truth just from finding out that beato is kannon/shannon/whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723768
Bern got mad, super mad. Erika was surprised by something to do with Battler. That's about all I can gather.

[Anonymous No.]

Ange is an awful human being

jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723764
The seagulls. They were hungry and they ate everybody, except Eva, who was hiding in a batcave.

[Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

>>6723760
Let's solve some pointless puzzles then!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get it. AT ALL.
So ep 7 was all solution of the mystery and ep 8 is all meta?
I must be dumb but: a) what actually's happening to the family, other than solving quizzes?
b) what was the truth about kyrie we had to know?
c) did R07 drop the whole sayo yasuda thing all together?
d) ange, beato and battler suicide in the met aworld, ok. but i still have no clue what the mystery was.
e) what's happening to lambda right now?

I know I'm slow but this is getting so mindblowing fgghhjhj

[Anonymous No.]

But why did Battler an hero'd?
He had no reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, moral of the story is that Eva is a badass.

[Anonymous No.]

One day, a sweet chestnut came drifting down the river.
On the next day, an Iyokan citrus came drifting down.
On the next day, a melon.
On the next day, an edamame bean pod.
On the next day, an okra.
On the next day, a persimmon came drifting down.

So on the next day, what will come drifting down?

A: Cabbage
B: Lettuce
C: Corn

------------------------------------------
I'm going to sleep now and if there are any more puzzle screenshots, I'll translate them tomorrow. Save them and I'll post a note in the new Umineko thread then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723774
>It's always been said that umineko was going to have a bittersweet ending.
But aren't there choices in this episode?

And wasn't Battler alive in the present or some shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723784

because beato

I guess he don't care about ange

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723784
He jumped for Beato.

[Anonymous No.]

This episode is confusing.
It puzzles me so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723774
>Also how the fuck does the real battler love beato he couldn't possibly know the full truth just from finding out that beato is kannon/shannon/whatever.
he loves Shannon, all the rest is unimportant as Rudolph and Kyrie are the culprits, he doesn't have to know about incest and all that stuff to be able to escape with her. Yasu probably feels remorse about her game setting off Kyrie and kills herself. If this R07's idea of the HEART, I'm going to laugh myself silly.

[Anonymous No.]

It's 5:00 AM here.

I stayed up all night for spoilers and honestly, I felt like I've learned nothing.

I'm not mad, just perhaps a little disappointed. Nothing in this episode so far has made any degree of sense. Layton puzzles? Purple truth? Whatever, none of it seems as troll worthy as I hoped it would be. We even got a cute loli Ange sprite instead of the usual ugly ones. What's going on? There was always a certain degree of insanity I expected from Umineko spoilers, and this has all been quite tame so far.

I never thought the day would come when I was sad that Umineko didn't troll me into oblivion. I just don't even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723788
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS FUCKNESS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723788
Thanks kind sir. Sleep well.

Also, I'll go with C.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723794
>>6723793
Fucking asshole, he doesn't realize that he is leaving his little sister alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723793
piece battler doesn't fucking know anything about beato.

unless it went like "BATTLER I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU YOUR SIN STRAIGHT UP" "OH I LOVE YOU NOW THEN" "GOOD CAUSE I'M COMMITTING SUICIDE" "WELL COUNT ME IN!"

[Anonymous No.]

JUST SAYING YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.]

Good Battler, kill yourself.

Truly you are credit to family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802

WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
IS THAT YOUNG KINZO
OR OLD BATTLER

RYUKISHI YOU LAZY FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723788
Corn floats, the others don't.

IT'S CORN.

[Anonymous No.]

RK is off his meds, thats what we learned

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
I derped

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723804

true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
Oh boy.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Just wat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
AUAU IS KINZO'S WIFE. CALLING IT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
KINZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723806

I don't think the lack of happy ending is the problem. It's the shitty ending.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Rykushi, you've done it again. From all that you've implied so far Lambda couldn't die, she could be exiled from the game board, but how can she be fucking killed? I sure hope she doesn't stay dead when everyone else is jumping fucking saltos out of the graveyard.
Passive moon-chan support, though it won't happen anymore I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723783

a) what actually's happening to the family, other than solving quizzes?

No one really knows.

b) what was the truth about kyrie we had to know?

She is batorrraaaas mother.

c) did R07 drop the whole sayo yasuda thing all together?

What else is there to yasu's tale? She planned to carry out a murder, it failed, but ended up casuing a murder anyway/

d) ange, beato and battler suicide in the met aworld, ok. but i still have no clue what the mystery was.

So far, this ep seems incredibly far fetched, even worse than the spoiler of the cousins facing off against lambda at the end of ep 6. Just wait and see the games only been out half a day, let it settle.

e) what's happening to lambda right now?

Dead, apparently.

[Anonymous No.]

This one belongs after the Ange cap

[Anonymous No.]

And so we got no Asumu backstory?
Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
My guess is that it really is Kinzo and that Auau is his wife and mother to the family derp. Oh god Ryu07.... what...what...

[Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

>>6723802
I done derp my herp so far I cerped in my merp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723827

Plastic surgery sure was amazing in the 80s then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723693
Answer is D: 20.
9 = kyuu. Emergency = kyuukyuu = 99. Dialing 119 gets you an ambulance in Japan. 119 - 99 = 20. 130 - 20 = 110, which gets you a police car.

>>6723788
Answer is C: Corn.
All of the listed items are a 'fruit' of the plant, not a whole plant.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
AUAU WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH KINZO.

OH GOD IT'S HIS WIFE. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
Wait wait wait. Does this mean Hachijo is Ange?

oh god what is this i don't even

[Anonymous No.]

has anyone on 2ch even said they finished the game yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
THIS GUY IS BATTLER AND NOT KINZO CALLING IT NOW YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723833
Seems like it.
Hachijou is calling ?Battler "big brother"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723768
who's that?

[Anonymous No.]

Tip: the mystery ended with episode 7, this is just story.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
I'm a Yasufag, and if Yasu ended up being AuAu I'm going to strangle someone.

[Anonymous No.]

HACHIJO = ANGE, KINZO = OLD BATTLER, MY HEAD = FULL OF FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>Hachijou is Ange
myheadisfullofbillionsandbillionsoffuck.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723836
I....what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723835
durr everyone who's not a retard is thinking that, there's nothing exceptional about your reasoning

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723836

...

FUCKING WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723833

Who knew Ange could grow up to be more annoying than she is now

[Anonymous No.]

>Ange is Tohya
Welp. She really doesn't seem like the little sister anymore. She grew up quite badly.

[Anonymous No.]

Ok, Im going to do a shit ton of acid and coke and get this over with -RK07 2010

[Anonymous No.]

Hey.

What did I tell you about those Layton puzzles?

[Anonymous No.]

WTF RYUKISHI.

[Anonymous No.]

AND WHAT ABOUT KYRIE'S PAST

FUCK THIS SHIT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT MR AND MRS BATTLER
I WANT FLASHBACKS

[Anonymous No.]

Hachijou = Ange in 2010
Fiction within fiction within fiction, she sure is a crazy bitch

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what to think.

What were the tea parties about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723836
I don't even know what to think anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
Ahaha. Just after I post >>6723798

This happens.

Ryukishi, you've still got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723856
Kyrie grew up in a bad household. Also, Rudolf switched babbies. The end.

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS SERIOUSLY EXPECTING THIS EPISODE TO ANSWER ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723856
The baby switching is resolved quickly, just Asumu's child died and Rudolf switched babies.
It was really obvious

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I've ever wtf'd so hard
I mean
WTF

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

So, erm, what?

...

Err...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802
>who said Kinzo didn't have siblings?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope that Ryukishi doesn't earn much money with Umineko.
Shit was good in EP1, but then it became a clusterfuck. And this is coming from someone who liked Shkannontrice. But EP8 is too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723857
But...her hair...why...

Ryukishi, could you for once make sense in your life when it comes to foreshadowing, at the very least?!

[Anonymous No.]

There will be a puzzle with slicing cheese and it will have picture. If you answer 1, there will be a EEEEEEEEEH MAAJI scene from Ryukushi personally.

Calling it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723788
It's A: Cabbage, since the things before that start with
a i u e o
Then the next is
ka
so the next start syllable should be
ki

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723866

Damn he's an asshole

[Anonymous No.]

WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, isn't it more likely Auau is saying "Big Brother" sarcastically?

Also Amakusa is obviously Battler.

Remember that skit where Beatrice pretending to be your little sister? Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723868
Battler is Kinzo from the future.

Auau is future Ange.

LAYTON PUZZLES. DOUBLE SUICIDES. IS YOUR BODY READY?

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT WHATEVER RYUKISHI SMOKE.GIVE ME.

[Anonymous No.]

So if Battler committed twin suicide with Beato, why is he alive with Ange? When did Battler come back to Ange? Right away? Did all that 1998 Ange stuff never happen? Is Beato alive?

[Warrior of Light !Vg8jFF1hgo No.]

I just facepalmed so hard I starting talking to myself on a boat in space landing on the moon.

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

>>6723878
I guess.

Where's the fucking torrent / share, Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

GREAT STORY BRO 10/10 WOULD READ AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SAME HAIR COLOR
ANGE CAN'T BE FUCKING HACHIJO
THEY TALK TOGETHER FUCKING FUCK THIS IS ARCHER ALL OVER AGAIN

I AM THE PEN OF MY FICTION, AND I BET EVERYTHING ON MAKING MY PAST SELF SUICIDE IN THIS KAKERA TO BE RELEASED FROM AN ETERNITY OF WRITING SHITTY FANFICTIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723872

She's old? Hair dye. She doesn't want to be known as Ange anymore. Easily explained. It's worse when people use hair color as an explanation for something. See : Jessitrice. Hair color isn't that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

And just when I thought EP8 wasn't that bad, all things considered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723877
>>6723877
>>6723877
>>6723877
>>6723877
>>6723877
>>6723877
I TOLD YOU FUCKING SO

AMAKUSA = BATTLER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAmad.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

BUT BATTLER DIED IN RED
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO LION

We saw him/her lurking around with Will early on, then Will fought alongside Dlanor and seemed to fuck off after that, what the hell happened to Lion? What about all that stuff about Lion being Beato's chance for a miracle and fighting to make sure he/she lived for Beato's sake? Is that Rei stuff or what? GODDAMMIT

[Anonymous No.]

So when is Shkanon going to confired / denied?

[Anonymous No.]

But Hachijo is Auau, and Bern is Miko to Auau... how the fuck does this work out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723890
TWO BATTLERS.

TWOOOOOOOOO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723884
>THEY TALK TOGETHER

If you hadn't noticed Ange is fucking insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723892

never

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723890
There are two Battlers, one was a miscarriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723892
It was confirmed a year ago in episode 6.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723892
It was already confirmed really early in the episode.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723890
BATTLER DENIED HIS NAME
HE BECAME JUUZA AMAKUSA WHEN HE WAS LEAVING THE ISLAND

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723892
There was one screenshot which verified Shkanon in red but since I never saw any more it might have been fake.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723895
Ange is Bern's mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723898

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723892

You expected answers?

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing confirmed Shkannon. Someone "translated" a random screenshot as doing so as a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723892
There's one thing Bern says in red that's remotely related to Shkanon, except: she doesn't say the important part in red. Basically denying it right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723896
>TWO BATTLERS

FUCK YEAH, SHKANONTRICENZOBATTLER2! I fucking knew it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723915

What does she say?

[Anonymous No.]

What are Beato and Battler talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I thought this episode was turning out alright.

I should've known better.

This just continues the shitfest of even numbered episodes being received poorly and odd numbered episodes being a hit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723917
No, you fool. It's more like...

Yasushkanonlionttlertrice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723802

Make it STOOPPPP!!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

There are still some autistic fags who try to deny ShKanon?

[Anonymous No.]

Ok so i have no fucking clue what's going on, all i want to know is how evil is Kyrie?

[Anonymous No.]

THE BUTLER DID IT

[Ange !!74EyUqC4zUi No.]

So let me get this straight, I'm batshit looney toon insane?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723922

What are you talking about, this is fucking awesome.

Only people who who desperately needed SHKANONTRICE SHKANONTRICE and KyrieKyrie are disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723910

I guess so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723919
Something like, "Once Shannon dies Kanon permanently disappears" (not in red) then "From now on I'll tread Kanon as dead, his master key is also considered to be destroyed" (red)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723925
Bwuh...huh?

Wha...?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723929
EVERYBODY is. It's in the Ushiromiya blood.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck it, Umineko ended with Jessica, Maria, and Gohda opening up a bed and Breakfast in San Francisco.

SHROEDINGER'S BOX LOLOLOLOL

[Anonymous No.]

I remember having this disappointed feeling back when EP7 spoilers were out.

I... I still have hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723920
Battler offers to help carry Beatrice's sin since it was also his sin that she turned out that way.

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

>>6723925
>>6723931
Duuuh....

Er...

Wat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723925
Are there any translators left in here?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_v4lNf4_fo
>LastendConductor
FUCK YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723930
THE END

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723903
BATTLER WAS ALREADY JUUZA IN '83.
WHAT
WHY
FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>fiction within fiction within fiction...

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

>>6723942
Herp. Ment to quite

>>6723930 in stead of >>6723931

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723926

Was never confirmed. I can deny it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723931
>What are you talking about, this is fucking awesome.
double suicide and layton is hardly what I'd consider awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723944

WHERE'S THE FUCKING TORRENT

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is the solution to this puzzle?

A knowledge-loving king decided to reward people who studied hard.

29 gold coins for people taking the bronze.
47 gold coins for people taking the silver.
79 gold coins for people taking the gold.

Well, how many gold coins can people taking the platinum receive?

A: 30
B: 57
C: 78
D: 91
E: 112

We figured out that the given numbers are prime numbers, but nothing else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723944
THE ONLY GOOD THING IN EP8 BESIDES PROFESSOR LAYTON

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

>>6723944
Ah... that sounds good.

[Anonymous No.]

So I guess there is no torrent/ddl, yet?

[Anonymous No.]

feels weird man...lurking spoilers threads while listening to PSG OST.

[Anonymous No.]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
WHAT.

RYUKISHIIIIII

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This is just the main game. Tea Party and ???? next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723946
HIGURASHI IS A MOVIE IN THE UMINEKO UNIVERSE
BATTLER IS AN ACTOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723944
Finally, something good in this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723931
People keep calling the episode shit in 2ch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723953
It's 112 since the amount of coins added to the previous number increase each time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723953
91 would the safest guess, considering the only pattern I can find is 29 (+ 18 =) 47 (+ 32 =) 79 (+ 18=) 91
however, I can't fathom why he would put smaller numbers in the solution, so there must be a trick

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723954
You forgot about me being the main character.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck are you guys going on about? Is there some sideplot to the puzzle solving or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuribayashi, despite being hated by both author and fans,still revealed a fuckton information and fleshed out two core characters. From what I gather, Twilight only confirms that Ange, Yasu and Battler are insane and everything meta is fanfiction. Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723960
??? is AngeHachijou and ?Battler

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723960
There are no words nor reaction images I can use to describe how impossibly unprepared my body is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723944
YES

MY EARS ARE EJACULATING.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry guys, there's still EP9. I'm sure it will clear all this shit up.

Oh wait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723959
SO WAS THE DOUBLE SUICIDE ANOTHER "LOL MAYBE THAT HAPPENED INSIDE THE CATBOX! WHO KNOWS" OR WHAT???

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I WAITED ALL NIGHT FOR INSANE SPOILERS LIKE THIS KIND OF SHIT TO DROP.

I REGRET NOTHING, IT WAS ALL WORTH IT

[Anonymous No.]

With each passing our the apparent becomes obvious... my body was not ready...even if I waited for a thousand years...the outcome would be the same

[Anonymous No.]

does EP8 have Tea Party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723953
>>6723967
Idiots.
The atomic number of silver is 47.
The atomic number of gold is 79.

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

>>6723981
Well fuck.

That's it, I guess.

So, what exactly happened at the end?

[Anonymous No.]

Well guys.
It has been fun being with you in those spoiler threads. More than reading any episode. Thanks for making my last day of the year awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what to think anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723979
>Catbox

If I see that phrase used one more fucking time, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

・戦人は爆発のときに潜水艦の場へ隠れていた為無事生き残りベアトと
インゴット一本を連れて島からボートで脱出。（このベアトはビーチェの孫
と思われる）
・しかしベアトが自分の罪を償う為ボートから飛び降り入水
・戦人も後を追い海へ潜りともに死亡（結局これは本編での入水エンド）
・縁寿はビルから飛び降りず生存。小此木に右代宮グループをあげる。（ち
なみに絵羽は生存していた）
・縁寿は作家となり大物作家となる、これがさくたろうの話。


・縁寿が小説家として有名になった為に八城との会談が設けられることとな
りそこで二人は再会する。
・実は戦人は生きており島？に打ち上げられた後ドライブ中の八城に拾われ
る
・戦人は記憶障害になっており自分の年齢しか思い出せなくなっていた。
彼が思い出せないのは自分のことだけであって島で起きた二日間の事は
鮮明に覚えていた為、真実を縁寿に教えぬために縁寿と会うことは拒んでい
た。
・八城に拾われてからの戦人の名前は「十八」。ちなみに「八城十八」とい
うのは偽名であり
八城の本名は「八城幾子」、戦人と八城は今まで二人一組で小説家をしてき
た、それこそが「八城十八」

・ちなみに落ちはエヴァよろしくな皆がいきなり現れベアトの「待ちくたび
れたぞォ戦人…」で話は終わる

[lotti No.]

>>6723953

my princess senses deduct that plat gets 78 coins

[Ange !!74EyUqC4zUi No.]

>>6723960
My body is slightly moist in anticipation.

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking hell, AuAu killed Lambda?

FUCKING FUCKK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITNIGGERS FUCKBITCHES SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723984
I guess that it was all the Beato and Battler scenes in the boat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723985
So the answer is C: 78, of course.

[lotti No.]

>>6723985

whoops too late .3c

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723985
Well then.

[Anonymous No.]

Basically Ange is Hachijou and Battler and Eva lives.
Everyone else died, Beatrice survived the explosion but killed herself.

[Anonymous No.]

Battler - Beato and had been hiding for a place to safely survive the explosion when the submarine
Escape by boat from one island to bring the ingot. (Beato is the grandson of Bice
Possibly)
- drowning by jumping from boat to atone for their sins but Beato
Dive into the sea - also died after chasing a game people (which eventually ended in the drowning of this story)
- Yukari Hitoshi 飛Bi降Rizu survival from a building. Give the group the right to Okonogi Miyashiro. (Chi
Scenery painting birds were alive)
Yukari Hisashi becomes big writer - a writer and story of this Sakutarou.


- a meeting that is provided for Yashiro and became famous as a novelist Yukari Hitoshi
They will meet again So Ri.
- who is actually against the island we live? Yashiro was picked up after the drive was launched in
Ru
* People remember only the war had become an obstacle to their age and memory.
He can not remember things that occurred two days on the island which is only for your own
Remembered vividly because, for meeting with Yukari Hitoshi 教Enu to the truth they refuse Yukari Hitoshi
Or.
- The name of the person being picked up from Yashiro against the "eighty. " By the way, "Zyou Yasohati" Toi
Uno is a pseudonym
Yashiro's real name is "Yashiro Ikuko", and Yashiro Battler novelist to come in groups of two so far
Also, what is it "Zyou Yasohati"

- fall all the way, meet you in Beato Eva suddenly appeared, "Please wait time
Digi Battler I was ... "story at the end

[Anonymous No.]

Well that's it. Umineko no Naku Koro Ni.


...what a gigantic waste of my time.

Fuck you ryukishi. Fuck you.

*leaves forever*

[Anonymous No.]

Tea party and ??? have already been spoiled

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

>>6724007
Seriously?

What the crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724009
>Digi Battler
Why did I lol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724009

Can we a get a translation that's not from babelfish, please?

[Anonymous No.]

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6724009
>Digi Battler
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

Eva lives and she lives a shitty life with Ange hating her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724007
>>6724009
You gotta be fuckin kiddin me.

[Anonymous No.]

Ending reveals that our Battler's real name is Hachijo Battler.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it. It's done. I'm done.

I don't care anymore. I can die in peace now.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been up since 3 AM waiting for spoilers. It's 2 PM now.
It was fucking worth it, even if the episode sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724009
>Digi Battler
Battler is a digimon, everything makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.]

:|

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724012
*also leaves*
*but grabs dick XD*
wait for me lets have angry sex!!!
*chase's after you very fast!*

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724028
Eh...


EEEEEEEHHHHH??????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

My everything hurts now.

[Anonymous No.]

[None !Irru.HYnts No.]

>>6724028
...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724028

>Ending reveals that our Battler's real name is Hachijo Battler.

...

That's FUCKING DUMB

YOU'RE DEAD, RYUKISHI!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724007
Also Battler lost his memories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724000

They were all fiction inside fiction inside fiction anyways.

And Higurashi is fiction inside Umineko.

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724028
I guess that was Asumu's maiden name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724039
Me too bro.

I wish I had someone to hug or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723994
I see, so Hachijo and Ange are different people.
I guess Hachijo was Yasu, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad that I dropped Umineko at EP5

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724034
You, out.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724047
"Trust between the reader and the writer"

The only thing I trust R07 for is delivering bullshit every time he releases something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724051
New thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724050
You should tell that to the guy he's quoting.

[Anonymous No.]

Waaaaaaaaaait.... Kanon died in Jessica's room, right? Kanon is part of Yasu, right? Yasu is Beatrice right? Then how can Beato drown?

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell was the points of EP8?
Lambdas death? Suicides? PUZZLES?
THIS IS STUPID

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723985
Good one, but seriously, this riddle is flawed by mixing in bullshit.

Bronze is an alloy, not an element.

Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724048
WHAT.

IS.

GOING.

ON?

[Anonymous No.]

4 years for... this?
I can off myself with chili sauce now, I don't give a damn.


WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

Congratulations, Umineko.

Kingdom Hearts makes more sense than you.

And Xion is more moe than Beato.

[Anonymous No.]

So, the whole thing about purple text was fake, right?
I mean, at least we have seen quite a few puzzles, but no purple text.

[Ange !!74EyUqC4zUi No.]

That was a great ride, I feel better now.

[Anonymous No.]

By the way, where to order this from overseas?

[Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. No.]

lot of bullshit again
awesome

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724062
>Bronze is an alloy, not an element.
I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be copper, since its atomic number is 29.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724069
there were a couple purple text screenshots, as well as a couple more explaining the rules for them

I don't have them though so I'm effectively useless

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724048
I knew it, I fucking knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

So, uh, George, Gohda, Jessica, Krauss, Natsuhi, Kyrie, Rosa, Maria, Hideyoshi, et al...

SUCKS TO BE THEM!

ONLY GINGERS MAY LIVE

[Anonymous No.]

Moral of the story: Rape the maid.

Just fucking do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>This thread.

[Anonymous No.]

What's in the moonspeak wall of text:
Long story shot, Battler didn't die, but was picked up by Hachijo (whose real name is Yashiro Ikuko).
He doesn't remember anything about himself besides his age (18) so he takes up the name of Hachijo, but remembers clearly what happened on the island. Together, they write under the alias Hachijo Tohya (Tohya is 18, Hachijo another reading for Yashiro), and since he can't tell Ange the truth he doesn't want to meet her.

Provided this wasn't some fake spoiler on 2ch, it's fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724093
But Maria is a ginger D:

[Anonymous No.]

BEATO BEST CHARA EVER

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724124

I want to kill something. Fuck what is this shit? i mean....just what the fuck is this awnser? are we suppose to figure this out from the previous epiosdes just what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

IMO Ange=Hachijou is bullshit. Has it been confirmed anywhere or are people just assuming it from the screen?

Ange is both the witch of resurrection and theatergoing? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

DO YOU HAVE A CHINCHIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>6723658
so... is this real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6724229
> The torrent you are looking for does not appear to be in our database.

Probably not.

[Anonymous No.]

Is the OP for EP8 up anywhere yet?