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Umineko EP8 spoilers

>>6720178

We survived cake and Layton, and now purple text everywhere

>> No.6720891

Repostin':

>The definition of "Culprit" is one who murdered.
>There is a possibility that the culprit lied.
>There is also a possibility that the culprit lied before committing the murder.
>The characters that are not the culprit will only speak the truth.
>The characters that are not the culprit will not assist the culprit.
>The culprit commits all the acts of murder by their own hands.
>The culprit will not die.
>The culprit is one of the characters who have appeared so far.
>The Purple Words have the same weigh as the Red Truth. However, only the culprit will lie using the Purple.

>> No.6720897

>>6720878

>> No.6720904

>>6720891
That sounds pretty awesome if you ask me.

>> No.6720905
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Shit gets real

>> No.6720912

I agree with that guy who was saying how it feels boring and calm so far. But that may be because I can't read any of this.

>> No.6720919

>>6720891
So if they're telling the truth, it's true, but if they're lying, it's a lie.

Huh.

>> No.6720920

>>6720904

I've got to agree, this is the shit that gets my blood boilin for some good ol' detectivin'.

>> No.6720921

So we finally have a mystery again rather than haikus and ponys. (For a chapter I'm sure)

>> No.6720923

>>The Purple Words
WhyohWhy.jpg

>> No.6720930

>>6720898
They don't say his name because just saying his name makes people shit their pants.

It doesn't really work.

>> No.6720932

>>6720919
Except there's only one culprit, so the purple is pretty useful.

>> No.6720935

>>6720891
What about servants not being culprits!? And Gohda of all people!?

R07!!!!!

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>>6720891
wtf is this shit, and why is that?!

>> No.6720939 [DELETED] 

Magical Gohda Chef. I aint ever doubted you.

>> No.6720943
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>> No.6720946

>>6720935
Don't assume Gohda is the culprit just because he used the purple, damn it. Anyone can use the purple, but when they do, it's the truth. Except the one who's the culprit, who can lie in purple.

>> No.6720947

>>6720935
Should I reword this? It means that the purple is always true unless stated by the culprit.

>> No.6720948

>>6720891
So anyone can use purple, but only the culprit can lie with it?

>> No.6720949

>>6720905
>"Someooooone!! Is anyone there?! Onii-chaaaaaan!! Uwaaaaah!!"

>Bawling, Ange leapt from the guesthouse.

>> No.6720950

>>6720932
No, think about it.

Anybody could make a statement using purple. The difference is that the culprit's statement using the purple truth is a lie.

>> No.6720952

>>6720943
GEORGE YOU SICK BASTARD

>> No.6720953
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>> No.6720954

>>6720943
Oh fuck both George and Maria using purple

>> No.6720958

>>6720950
Kind of figured.

And here there are people getting up on Gohda's case BECAUSE he used purple.

>> No.6720959

>>6720943
"As if Maria-chan could kill people. <Maria-chan can't kill anyone>."
"Kihihi, thank you. <George-oniichan also can't kill adults. Although he can kill kids.> Kihihihi."

>> No.6720960

>>6720948
Yes. I don't think that means the culprit always lies in purple though.

I guess it's like a mystery and logic puzzle. You have to work out who the culprit is like that.

>> No.6720962
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>> No.6720964

>>6720949
;_;

>> No.6720965

>>6720952
What is he saying?!

>> No.6720967

>>6720948
Yes, this is right

>> No.6720968

>>6720959
>"Kihihi, thank you. <George-oniichan also can't kill adults. Although he can kill kids.> Kihihihi."
>Although he can kill kids
The fuck?

>> No.6720972

I think this purple truth incident showed us how many people with below average IQ we have around here.

>> No.6720973

>>6720959
This reminds me of a puzzle. EP8 seems really interesting.

>> No.6720977
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>> No.6720982

>>6720968
There's no way Maria is the culprit, so her words can be taken as truthful. George can't kill any adults, but someone like Maria is fair game.

>> No.6720983

>>6720972
Blame a certain group of idiots who migrated here from /a/.

>> No.6720984

>>6720968
If only the culprit can lie with purple text, then George and Maria are clean. Maria cannot kill anyone and George cannot kill everyone.

>> No.6720987

>>6720947
>>6720946
Oh, I see, so that means
>>6720959
is actually giving us a mind screw on whether to accept it as the truth, or accept this lying bastard/bitch as the culprit.

I have gained some respect for you R07. To screw with our minds this late in the game.. you are pretty cool.

>> No.6720988

>>6720972
True. English in not even my main language and I got right away it was some sort of logic puzzle. We need to find contradictions so we can pinpoint who is lying. It's probably difficult, though.

>> No.6720989

>>6720983
I'm the one who called it out in the first place.

>> No.6720992

>>6720984
So George COULD kill someone, but if he's telling the truth, he doesn't.

>> No.6720993

>>6720968
I think that means physically. Maria can't, because she's too small. George is too fat to kill anyone older than the cousins.

>> No.6720994
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>>6720973
It seems interesting but it's probably going to be a bitch to translate.

Brace for MEANWHILE AT WITCH HUNT threads for the next year.

>> No.6720997

you know what? Umineko should have been about this-solving the crime- since ep1. Fuck stupid magic battle, fuck love and magic, this is what's interesting about umineko.

>> No.6720998

>>6720989
And you are a member of said group of idiots who migrated from /a/, then?

>> No.6720999

>The Purple Words have the same weigh as the Red Truth. However, only the culprit will lie using the Purple.

Jesus fucking Christ. It really is true! We are the detectives this time!

And we're fighting Bern.

God help us all.

>> No.6721006

I don't get why people are making a big to do about the purple truth. Its red truth. All purple truths are true. The only exception being the purple truth the culprit uses. The easy way to do this would just use process of elimination to see who is lying with the purple truth. The liar is the culprit. Mystery solved.

>> No.6721009

Since episode 8 actually is a literal game I don't want to be spoiled on it ;_;. Why can't I read Japanese?

>> No.6721015

>>6721009
You just weren't lucky enough to be born in GLORIOUS NIPPON.

>> No.6721016

>>6721009
Because you're fucking lazy and spineless.

>> No.6721022
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>>6720999
>and we're fighting bern

This is the best thing ever.

>> No.6721026

>>6721006

But what about the whole misperception =! a lie thing? It's been a while since I read it, but wasn't there a scene in 6 or 7 where Maria could say the candy trick was magic in red because she genuinely believed that was what happened or something like that? It could seriously that line of attack if that's the case.

>> No.6721033

>>6720999
I'm going to curb stomp her so many times.

>> No.6721034

Calling it if Rosa is the culprit. Fuck that TP.

>> No.6721037

>>6720905
Bad end

>> No.6721038

>>6721026
Probably one of the points Bern will try to trip you up on.

>> No.6721039

>>6720997
Yeah, I'm actually very interested in this, haven't been like this since EP4. I skipped through most of EP6 because I was fucking tired of all the meta.

I wanted a puzzle I could piece together, didn't care so much about the love drama shit. I can get that through the plethora of drama novels out there, let's get a true mystery going again and finish off strong.

>> No.6721041

>>6721026
You're probably thinking of in EP6 when the golden truth was used to say >You used magic to create a golden flower petal inside an overturned cup. It was a splendid bit of magic.

>> No.6721044

>>6721034
Rosa, Kyrie, and Gohda.

Team magical MILF chef.

>> No.6721045

>>6721022
Or not, if you want Bern to win.
In which case I suppose you can just throw the game...
Yeah, on second thought it's pretty cool.

>> No.6721046

>>6721006
But they can also tell the truth with purple just like anybody else. That doesn't mean anything they say in purple has to be a lie.
Come to think of it, is there any guarantee that the culprit will actually lie in the first place? It could just be a red herring.

>> No.6721050

>>6720968
>>6720943

it's actually

"As if Maria-chan could kill people. <PURPLE>Maria-chan can't kill anyone.</PURPLE>"
"Kihihi, thank you. <PURPLE>George-oniichan also can't kill adults. Although he can kill kids.</PURPLE> Kihihihi."

>> No.6721056

>>6721039
>I skipped through most of EP6 because I was fucking tired of all the meta.

And then people wonder why half of /jp/ doens't know anything about Umineko.

>> No.6721065
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RESPOSTING

>> No.6721069

So george can kill one of the cousin. So he can be a culprit, and lie about Maria not being about to kill anyone. Nice, nice.

>> No.6721070

>>6721065
I feel retarded, from the thumbnail it looked like Battler was holding a gun.

>> No.6721073

>>6721065
I don't know how to feel about this.

>> No.6721075

>>6721006

It's possible there are more than just one culprit.

>> No.6721078

>>6721065

Ah fuck. Battler is going to pull some epic shit, I can already see it.

>> No.6721079

>>6721065
What.

>> No.6721081

>>6721065
That's fake, right?

>> No.6721084

>>6721070
I thought the same thing.

>> No.6721088

>>6721056
It's not my fault it's damn boring OGAWD LOGIC ERROR exposition for days, and shipping nonsense.

I had to cringe through the marriage scene, that was horrifyingly awkward, even if it did shed some decent light on Shannon and Kanon. He could have done that far, far better.

>> No.6721092

>>6721075
see
>>6720891
>The definition of "Culprit" is one who murdered.
>The culprit is one of the characters who have appeared so far.

>> No.6721096

>>6721065

This is confirmed fake.

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>>6721065
Shit just got real awesome.

>> No.6721103
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I don't even

>> No.6721106

>>6721092
One who commit a murder, and one of the character who appeared. no problem. Multiple culprits is very likely.

>> No.6721110
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Obviously fake, but, perfect for fapping.

>> No.6721113

>>6721092
I don't think it said there was only one culprit in the japanese. Just that the culprit(s) was/were among the people shown so far.

>> No.6721114

>>6721056
>The culprit is one of the characters

>> No.6721115

>>6721110
>>6721103
Uh.

>> No.6721118

>>6721092
The Japanese text doesn't specify a number of culprits.
- A "culprit" is defined to be a murderer.
- The culprit(s) are among the introduced characters.

>> No.6721119

>>6721110
>>6721103
Goat-ku..chan?

>> No.6721120

>>6721092

So?

>> No.6721121

>>6721103
I wouldn't put it past Ryukishi. Remember what happened to the stakes.

>> No.6721123

>>6721103
>>6721110
I audibly cringed.

>> No.6721125
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Rudolf & co against the Goats

>> No.6721127

>>6721103
>>6721110

This happened with young Kinzo's sprite. Dammit Ryukishi.

>> No.6721130

>>6721106

>The characters that are not the culprit will not assist the culprit.
>The culprit commits all the acts of murder by their own hands.

This kind of implies that more than one person can't be the culprit. Could just be translated a little off though.

>> No.6721134

>>6721106
Dine's 12 - There must be but one culprit, no matter how many murders are committed.

>> No.6721137
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>> No.6721138

>>6721106 is right, multiple is possible just from the wording alone.

I don't think it's likely, but it's a possibility.

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WHAAAAA

>> No.6721150

>>6720972
>>6721110
Fake, who's this masako person anyways...

>> No.6721151

Erika
http://liy93.livejournal.com/46920.html

>> No.6721152

>>6721134

His rules sure worked wonders in EP7...

>> No.6721153

>>6721142
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.6721154
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6721154

Erika saves the day

>> No.6721155

>>6721142

Wow, there's no other way to make something definitely fake than including someone who doesn't exist.

>> No.6721156

>>6721142
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.6721158

>>6721142
OH GOD I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

>> No.6721159

>>6721137
I thought it was established way way back that Battler does not assist or take part in any of the murder.

>> No.6721160

>>6721142
Is that a new character?

I'm so happy. ;_;

>> No.6721161

>>6720999

On one hand, I want to pretend I'm a hotshot detective.

On the other I want to freak out with /jp/ about spoilers.

Oh god, what do???

>> No.6721163

>>6721142
Who the fuck is this blue haired bitch?

>> No.6721166

>>6721142
T-this person....I think i know her...
E-e-erika??

>> No.6721168

>>6721142
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Please be real.

>> No.6721169

>>6721152

Don't worry, everyone's Yasu so it worked anyways. Or Eva's murders were just self-defense. It doesn't SHOW her kill Battler, she may have just left his dumb ass there to get blown the pieces.

>> No.6721170
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Not you too!

>> No.6721171

>>6721142
Is that Rika? I'm calling fake.

>> No.6721177

>>6721142
who is this Rika look alike?

>> No.6721178

>>6721170
EP8 confirmed for god-tier

>> No.6721179

>>6721130
character who don't want to kill someone will not help the culprit, and no trap x. Still no problem here.

>> No.6721181

Oh boy more stand in one leg and chopsticccccksssssssss

>> No.6721182

>>6721142

oh hai.

...........

whatthefuckisgoingonwhatthefuck.jpg

>> No.6721183

>>6721142

I can't find a image to show how happy I am...

>> No.6721184
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The fight is on

>> No.6721186

>>6721142
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.6721187

Apparently there's an Erika vs. Eva-Beatrice fight?

>> No.6721190

So Erika turned "good" and is now helping Battler?

I don't know how to feel about this.

>> No.6721191

ATTENTION

This Rika lookalike is FURUDO ERIKA. She's been around since EPISODE 5.

SHE IS A REAL CHARACTER AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

>> No.6721192
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>>6721142
Most likely super fake. But I want to believeeeee.

>> No.6721193
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>> No.6721194

>>6721142
>Wake up
>See this

My god, the day couldn't start any better. So, what did I miss? Puzzles? Purple text?

>> No.6721195

>>6721184

Yuck, not her again.

>> No.6721197

>>6721193
Needs a translation. Now.

>> No.6721198

>>6721142
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
ERIKA'S BACK
TELL SOME FRIENDS

>> No.6721199

>>6721155
Evatrice pops up all of the time even though she was denied.

>> No.6721200

>>6721154
... my body was definitely not ready.

>> No.6721202

>>6721191
0/10

>> No.6721203

I knew Ryukishi wouldn't kill one of his Rikas.

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>> No.6721208
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>>6721142
I want to believe

>> No.6721209

>Erika vs Eva-Beatrice

Wasn't this an Extra TIP?

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>>6721142
>>6721170

Tears... They won't stop...

>> No.6721217

Basically what's happening so far from what I can piece is that the goats are representation of something or someone and they're surrounding Ange and repeatedly telling her to believe that Battler/Kyrie/Rudolf are the real culprits. Erika shows us and says that there are also possibilities such as Eva/Hideyoshi/George, to which Eva-Beatrice shows up and starts being her maniacal self to prove the point.

>> No.6721218
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So far this is the BEST. EPISODE. EVER.

>> No.6721219

So, why's Erika? Is she helping, just being a bitch, or both?

>> No.6721220

>>6721204
WHAT DOES IT SAY.

>> No.6721223

>>6721204
Stop bullying Erika ;_;

>> No.6721224

>>6721026
It could, but thats part of the challenge. For example, if Rosa said "I absolutely do not care about my husband" in purple, we know she's the culprit. But its not going to be that easy.

What makes it easy is that one liar makes makes all the other purples true. So lets say Maria says "I saw Beatrice", Rosa says "I killed Beatrice" and Rudolf says "I've never handled a gun before". We know Rudolf handled a gun before so Maria's and Rosa's truths become red truth. Obviously its not going to be something as simple as that, I'd imagine there will be 5 characters who could either be lying or telling the truth, the issue then would be to try to solve it like a normal mystery or rotate answers (its like a reverse multiple choice, you're finding the one wrong answer in all the right answers.)

>>6721046
Your right, the culprit if s/he so chooses can speak only the truth, but it looks like each character is going to get a purple truth. And since each purple truth is red (unless the culprit chooses to lie) that means we get more facts to build a case against the real culprit.

[sorry for slow response]

>> No.6721225

>>6721217
GO ERIKA GO
SAVE OUR ANGEBURGER ;_;

>> No.6721227
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

>> No.6721228

in before Dlanor's RETURN.

>> No.6721229

Hey sure, last episode, bring back Erika and Evatrice, I'm ok with that.

Just keep up with the heavy mystery and fight scenes, less raabu raabu shit, and we have ourselves a great last episode.

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Anyhow, I don't have Ep 8 yet, obviously, but I could put up the stream with some BGM, to get in the mood.

Yes, no, maybe? /jp/?

>> No.6721236

Wait, is Erika defending or attacking Battler?

>> No.6721240

Needs more Furfur and Zepar and TRIALS OF LOVE!

>> No.6721241

>>6721234
Wait, you have the ost? upload that shit!

>> No.6721242

Erika is being a good girl and Battler is fighting her.

WHY

>> No.6721243

This episode better have some amazing music to go with all this crazy shit.

>> No.6721245

>>6721241
No. Just from older episodes.

Anyhow, join if you like, I'll play it for myself anyhow.

www.livestream.com/seacatsbgm

>> No.6721246

>>6721234
Sounds like a nice time, anon.

>> No.6721249

Shkanonshitter status:

[ ] Told
[x] FUCKING TOLD

>> No.6721251

>>6721242
Battler is incompetent

>> No.6721252

>>6721227

OH GOD

SHE'S DOING THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEEING THE INVISIBLE

>> No.6721254

The person posting screencaps from LiveJournal just went to bed... where are you guys getting yours from?

>> No.6721260

>>6721254
>/jp/ claims to hate the shit out of livejournal
>/jp/ browses livejournal

/jp/ - Hypocrisy/General

>> No.6721262
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back to those two somehow

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>> No.6721265

This is great. I remember most of /jp/ shitting on Shkannon for a very long time.

>> No.6721269

>>6721254
no the livejournal is getting their images from us. we get them from 2chan

>> No.6721270

>>6721249
shut the fuck up, retard, everyone is enjoying this now, there is no need for a shitstorm to begin.

>> No.6721271

>>6721204
It won't be suicide, not an accident, or even sickness! I WILL BE KILLED BY YOU, BATTLER!

>> No.6721272

Hey no fuck that, back to Erika, and Battler being an asshole.

Why couldn't she be the main character.

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>> No.6721279

>>6721271
All I can say is fuck

>> No.6721281

>>6721269

Could you post the link to the 2chan thread?

>> No.6721285

>>6721270
you mad, bro? you mad that your shitty theory got shot down?

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6721294

BACK TO DOING TRANSLATIONS, YOU PIECES OF SHIT!

>> No.6721305

>>6721279

Erika shows up to discount the Battler family killings then busts out this Red?

What the hell.

We're missing a shitload of context here.

>> No.6721307

>>6721271
...what?

>> No.6721309

>>6721285
>>ohboyherewego.wav

>> No.6721318

>>6721260
>/jp/ always talks about how Umineko is a shit, babby's first VN
>/jp/ makes thread after thread about Umineko 8

/jp/ - Hypocrisy/General

>> No.6721321

>>6721271
... killed?
Does she even exists as a piere here, to begin with?

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>> No.6721325

>>6721271

Maybe she means indirectly, since it's in red. As in... "I'll be killed by you(r sin)"?

>> No.6721332

>>6721294
you probably should ask nicer for the actual translators. I just compare against wikipedia, so there's not much I can do for anything that doesn't mention character names

>> No.6721333

>>6721285
Who told you I'm a shkannonfag?
Stupid troll.

>> No.6721334

>>6721324
NOW what?!

>> No.6721335

>>6721318
Haven't you figured it out yet bro?

/jp/ - Trolls Trolling Trolls

>> No.6721336

>>6721271

No ;_;

>> No.6721341

So, nothing about Yasu yet?

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>> No.6721352
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Ugh.
I don't know what to believe anymore.

>> No.6721361

>>6721318
>/jp/ looks down on normalfags for their "mindless consumerism"
>/jp/'s whole existence is devoted to consuming VNs, video games and figurines

>/jp/ despises normalfags for being close-minded and scornful of their interests and sexual preferences
>/jp/ vehemently attacks anyone who admits to liking anything that's not 2d/lolicon

>/jp/ claims to hate the shit out of Japan
>/jp/ is disgusted by the culture of its own country and likes the most distinctly Japanese aspects of Japanese culture

>/jp/ hates on anything that's mainstream or popular
>/jp/ likes toohoo

>/jp/ claims to hate sluts and people who are "obsessed with sex"
>/jp/ spends most of its time masturbating to doujins of toohoos being raped by packs of faceless men

>/jp/ claims to hate sexual promiscuity
>/jp/ shaves its legs, dresses up in promiscuous clothing and buys prostate massagers/onaholes

>/jp/ is a bitter misogynist
>/jp/ always talks about how it wants to be the little girl and takes drugs to turn into a woman

>/jp/ claims to hate humanity and socializing with humans
>/jp/ claims to hate normality and anyone who is not NEET
>/jp/ has dozens of threads with 100+ unironic replies, in which they talk about how they want to go to Gensokyo and live out a normal life with their "waifu"

>/jp/ claims to hate CYOA and fanfiction
>/jp/ loves doujins and shipping, which are just as shitty

>/jp/ adopts NEET/hikikkomori as its board identity.
>/jp/ is mostly composed of college students or college dropouts

>/jp/ claims to hate /a/ shit.
>/jp/ watches or has watched anime

>/jp/ claims to hate /v/ shit.
>/jp/ makes Persona, Ar Tonelico and Lufia threads

>/jp/ claims to hate /v/-style posting
>/jp/ constantly uses /v/ memes like greentexting, implying, trollface, mfw, babbies, autism etc

/jp/ - Hypocrisy/General.

>> No.6721366

>>6721324
Ange is basically saying that this is a battle between her and Battler, with Battler trying to conceal the truth with fantasy, just like how his game with Beato went, while Ange is here to figure out the truth of what really happened that day. She says that Battler can't trick her so easily from now on.

So, this Ange is like the adult Ange that traveled back in time or something?

>> No.6721368

>>6721285
Wait, but Shkanon is a shitty theory too.

Sure, it's the correct one, but it's still pretty bad. Let's just not be arrogant here, in actuality, we're pretty much comparing whose shit smells better.

>> No.6721369

BATTLER VS ANGE

GAME START

>> No.6721372

>>6721318
stop treating /jp/ as one single person, fuck.
one persons opinion =/= everybody's opinion

i know I'm getting trolled, but I see this shit everywhere and I'm starting to believe some autistic retard actually thinks like this and can't understand simple social shit like this.

>> No.6721374

>>6721361
Someone is butthurt.

>> No.6721375

>>6721366
Battler is still incompetent. This will be easy as fuck to solve.

>> No.6721376

So in on topic news. How goes that translation on >>6721273

>> No.6721377

>>6721366
People were saying earlier it's a Detective Conan thing with adult Ange in loli Ange body.

>> No.6721378

>>6721368
Actually, Shkanon is a shitty truth. You can't blame the people who theorized it because they had to find the truth, no matter how shitty it was.

>> No.6721380

>>6721249
Where is this coming from?

>> No.6721382

>>6721375
It's not as if Ange is the epitome of competence, either. She's been a tool so far.

>> No.6721384

>>6721366
Maybe adult Ange jumped into Loli Ange's body or something.

>> No.6721386

>>6721368
Not really. Shkanon (trice) as presented is perfectly fine and has nothing to do with DID.

You're just mad, aren't you.

>> No.6721388

>>6721366

Wait, so Bern is our ally and not enemy?

>> No.6721385 [DELETED] 

stop it here, it'll become a shitstorm again otherwise~
We will have plenty of time for struggling with each other when ep8 will be available and the interresting part will be over.

>> No.6721390

>>6721361
This pasta is so retarded.

>> No.6721394

>>6721366

Everything is meta, so it's just Ange in a different form.

>> No.6721395

>>6721376
"Eva... Ushiro... Ushiromiya. Ushiromiya Eva. There it was, written in plain alphabet."

>> No.6721398

>>6721368
>>6721378

stop it here, it'll become a shitstorm again otherwise~
We will have plenty of time for struggling with each other when ep8 will be available and the interresting part will be over.

>> No.6721405

Hey guys, remember me? The guy who said Kanon was BATTLER?

>> No.6721408

>>6721388
I think she's just observing Battler's incompetence, but I donno.

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>>6721372
>claims /jp/ is not a hivemind
>fails to notice that there is no such thing as a dissenting opinion or middle ground; everything is either pure awetisome or absolute shit
>my face when

>> No.6721418

What the hell is wrong with you BATTLER.

Share the goddamn truth and stop being a pussy.

>> No.6721421

Just woke up, what the fuck is happening?

>> No.6721422

These spoilers are so fucking scattered.
Ange is fighting Battler to know the real truth? But wouldn't that make it Bern's victory?
If that is the case, then fuck this episode. I have no desire to be Bern's fucking puppet.

>> No.6721423

>>6721405
Oh i remember that

>> No.6721427

>>6721405
Huh?

>> No.6721428
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YES

>> No.6721430

Why the fuck is Battler fighting against the truth again? Goddamn, I miss Keiichi.

>> No.6721431

>>6721386
Typical Shkanonshitter. Note how it desperately clings to its terrible theory despite clear evidence in Episode 8 that Shannon and Kanon aren't the same person.

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>> No.6721435

>>6721426
This looks legit

>> No.6721437

>>6721428
My three favourite characters in one screen.
Fuck. Yes.

>> No.6721438

>>6721422
But you already are anon

>> No.6721439
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>> No.6721441

>>6721431
Nice try, but the person who always used to say "-shitter" already admitted he was a pro-Shkanonfag just trolling.

>> No.6721443

>>6721428

Come on Will. Fuck that arrogant asshole Battler up. He doesn't deserve Yasu.

>> No.6721446

>>6721428

BY OUR POWERS COMBINED, BROS TO THE END

>> No.6721450

>>6721441
>implying that person wasn't a Shkanonshitter sockpuppet

Oh you!

>> No.6721451

>>6721431
I must have missed something, what clear evidence? I have only seen a screenshot that supports them being the same person.

>> No.6721457
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FINAL DESTINATION

>> No.6721458

>>6721428

I hope Will and Dlanor rape the shit out of that goddamn faggot.

>> No.6721463

>>6721428
Translation?

>> No.6721465

>>6721414
Not everyone uses trips, so theres no way to know how many peoplea are actually talking. Besides, /jp/ is usually neets and hikis, not exactally sociable people, I'm sure there are loads of lurkers out there, but are waiting this to blowover. Besides, its the internet, the lingo is different. Calling someone a faggot on the internet shouldn't mean to you that they are calling you a faggot, just read it as "I disagree with your opinion good sir, and have choosen to insult your honor with no proper rebuttle". And if you yourself are a decent person you'll shrug it off and continue on with the topic at hand rather than feeding trolls or continuing on off topic conversations.

Now then this being an EP 8 spoiler thread, I'm pretty sure everyone knows that Eva is the culprit by now right?

>> No.6721466

>>6721451
Please don't respond to this guy, he's obviously trolling.

>> No.6721468

>>6721457
Metroids?!?

>> No.6721469

>>6721451
Come on. Later. Or create your own thread. It's becioming fucking annoying.

>> No.6721471

>>6721457
More cats?

>> No.6721472

>>6721451
Look at the name field, obvious troll is painfully obvious.

>> No.6721473

>>6721428
>I see, so this would be a realization of the Bottle Message?
>Bottle Message? Beato's?
>No, this is... a Kakera of the delusion of the people of the future.

>> No.6721474

>>6721431
Just so you know, if you use the word "Shkannonshitter", we can tell it's you even if you use a new tripcode. Step up your game, man.

>> No.6721475

>>6721458
What's the translation anyways?

>> No.6721477

>>6721471
No, goats. It's back to brass tacks up in here.

>> No.6721478

>>6721468
EYES.

>> No.6721479
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>> No.6721486

>>6721479
So many nokos =^_^=

>> No.6721488
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Suddenly Eva again

>> No.6721490

>>6721474
>tripcode
>name, no trip
The animesuki is strong in this one.

>> No.6721492

>>6721479

COME AT ME BRO

>> No.6721495

WHAT THE FUCK IS BATTLER DOING
WHY DOESN'T HE TELL THE TRUTH TO ANGE

>> No.6721496

>>6721472
>>6721466
>DURR PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH ME R TrOLLZ

Typical Shkanonshitters.

>> No.6721498

>>6721479
The kitties came back for Will's other arm?

>> No.6721499

>>6721495
I'm guessing it's something like she needs to find the truth on her own.

>> No.6721502

>>6721498
Will is delicious, can you blame them?

>> No.6721506

>>6721495
Because he sits down when he pees.

>> No.6721507

>>6721498
These are goats.

>> No.6721511

>>6721490
Sure. Point still stands, though.

>> No.6721516

>>6721495
He wouldn't be hiding it if it were Kyrie and Rudolf, since she fucking saw that already. So, what does it mean? That he was the killer? That makes no sense either.
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck is R07 doing.

>> No.6721518

>>6721471
The text indicates that the fucking island is turning into a "sea of goats."

>> No.6721519

>>6721511
Not really. Original troll said "Shkshit" and "skshitters" not "shkanonshitters"

>> No.6721521

>>6721516
No Ange, you are the killers

>> No.6721530

So those goats with Ange's uniform are true?
Seriously?

>> No.6721533

>>6721530
Surprised?

>> No.6721535

>>6721530
A hallucination or a nightmare, maybe, but apparently so.

>> No.6721536

>>6721516
She must understand the heart before understanding the crimes.

>> No.6721539

>>6721488
Ahahahahahaha, I'm sorry Battler-Kuun! The future wants tragedies to happen on this island! Even Ange, she wishes for the truth! Things like embellishments or illusions or deceptions can all just get swallowed up!

Do you guys even care anymore or are you just gonna argue pointlessly?

>> No.6721541

>>6721530
Don't you remember the stake maids? Same thing but now it's goat bullies.

>> No.6721542

>>6721193
>I'll have you entertain me, Bwaaaaaaaaattler-swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!

>> No.6721543

>>6721516
Betting that its a catbox. You determine the killer through the purple truth, all answers lead to a different end. This makes it so Ange is always correct. You have to play through each route to get the true end and understand that its a catbox, there is no true end. Even Battler didn't want to tell Ange just how convoluted this story got.

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>> No.6721549

>>6721542
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>> No.6721550

>>6721542
>Battler swan

>> No.6721552
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>> No.6721553

>>6721535
>>6721530

We're always been balls deep in fantasy this whole Chiru arc.

Everything is now crazy metaphorical.

>> No.6721554

>>6721530

Goats are evil mooks, in the world of imagination and witches and junk.

Is it so hard to believe that's just how loliAnge would see her bullies in potential "imagination so I can cope" spots?

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>> No.6721562

>>6721543
So sad, his only crime was being stuck in a story with a writer who sucks at endings.

>> No.6721564

>>6721530
Fucking Time Travelers. See? This is what happens when you fuck with the past.

>> No.6721565
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>> No.6721571

>>6721543
Oh God, Will's catchphrase fits so fucking perfectly here.
I am already getting a headache.

>> No.6721572

That screenshot with Bern crying is fake, right?

>> No.6721573

>>6721546
>>6721552
>>6721556
>>6721565
Goats are closing in, pointing out that the Stakes are paperweights, the Siestas are dolls, Ronove doesn't exist, everything is a lie, etc

>> No.6721575

>>6721546
>>6721552
>>6721556
Everything fantasy like is getting an explanation. The stakes are stationary items, the Sietstas are Maria's rabbits, Ronove is a delusion based on Genji.

>> No.6721577

>>6721539
I care, thanks a lot translator. So I guess umineko is going toward the power of love ending. Eh, can't say I didn't see it coming.

>> No.6721580
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EP8 in a nutshell.

>> No.6721581

>>6721572
Yep. Remember, last comiket we got a crying Bern screenshot too.

>> No.6721585
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>> No.6721588

>>6721575

Dunno why they're "revealing" that now. Everyone knew about the siestas for awhile now.

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>> No.6721592

Someone remind me why these screens are double bordered?

>> No.6721593

>>6721580
That picture should just be EP8s cover.

>> No.6721596
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>> No.6721600

I've just woken up, where do you get these screencaps?

>> No.6721601

now that they're finally denying all the fantasy, it's kind of sad. the way they're presenting it it doesn't seem like just destroying all fantasy is going to lead to a good end.

This is why the intellectual rapist was an antagonist.

>> No.6721603

>>6721596
Fuck yes Dlanor!

>> No.6721607
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>> No.6721613

>>6721607
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

>> No.6721615

>>6721601
Nothing has been said in Red,

>> No.6721618

>>6721607
YES YES YES YES YES

>> No.6721620

>>6721607
TELL ME THIS IS A SENPAI-KOUHAI MOMENT

>> No.6721621

>>6721575

So nothing new yet.

>> No.6721622

>>6721607
Oh god please let this be fucking real, if it is EP8 will make up for everything else bad in Chiru.

>> No.6721624

>>6721607
Is dat sum Will vs. Dlanor?

>> No.6721628

>>6721592
Don't know myself, but I'm guessing he opened a new window at the branching point

>> No.6721629

>>6721624
More like Will and Dlanor being FUCKING BROS

>> No.6721631

>>6721624
No, it's Will & Dlanor.

>> No.6721632

>>6721607
Best thing ever since Bern trolling

>> No.6721633

>>6721624
MATCH OF THE CENTURY.

>> No.6721634

>>6721590
Basically saying that the story is a mystery, and most definitely not a fantasy.

>>6721596
"And who might the one be that calls this a mystery?"

>>6721607
"Not a fantasy? I wanna hear this one."
"I look forward to all of your 'opinions.'"

>> No.6721638

>>6721634
I CAME.

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>>6721634
>"And who might the one be that calls this a mystery?"
>"Not a fantasy? I wanna hear this one."
>"I look forward to all of your 'opinions.'"

>> No.6721645
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Those look like the other branch

>> No.6721646

By the way, what is Erika doing in EP8? Wasn't she dead?
Not like I complain, though. Erika is my favorite character.

>> No.6721648

>>6721642
Says exactly this: >>6721134

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>>6721634

>> No.6721652

>>6721642
Van Dine#12, it's forbidden for the true culprit to be multiple persons.

R07 spelled fantasy wrong in the last screenshot btw.

>> No.6721653

Hahahaha, Will has basically completely supplanted that faggot Battler as the badass lead looking for the truth.

Good fucking riddance.

>> No.6721654

New thread: >>6721649

>> No.6721658

>>6721642
That rule... wasn't said in Red.

>> No.6721662

>>6721645
Boring. What I think, is that mystery should have more freedom to it.

>> No.6721663
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Those smug grins

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>>6721658

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