/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Evening, /jp/. Afraid this thread is only tangentially related to Touhou, so you might want to hide it.

This hasn't been an easy year. I had originally wanted to wait until my folks had passed on to do so, but I think it's about time I head for Gensokyo before I do something I'll regret somewhere farther down the spiral of depression.

I have a chemist's random in painkillers and sedatives, a Saturn sedan that's still in good working order, a few thousand dollars, and a soundtrack that'll get me anywhere in the continental United States.

What do you suppose would be the most spectacular way to take my leave without hurting anyone? I really don't want to ruin anyone else's day in the process.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported

[Anonymous No.]

...

[Anonymous No.]

http://fringe.davesource.com/Fringe/Information/Suicide_FAQ.html

Enjoy.
And you'll hurt people no matter what. Deal with it, it cannot be avoided. What is the most important to you, this, or taking your leave? It's your choice.

By the way, forget medecines, except for cutting the pain if you are doing something else in the same time. It doesn't work.

See you in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

kill urself lol

Reoirted.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't go to Gensokyo, anonymous! You may not realize it, but going through with this course of action will end up hurting someone. I don't know what's brought you down into this "spiral of depression", but perhaps you should look for a hobby that would at least make you feel that you're contributing to the world (or ANYTHING). Perhaps drawing, music, programming?I don't know anon, but I strongly advise from doing something (that you won't live) to regret.

[Anonymous No.]

I hear the Japanese like to burn charcoal in their cars and watch peaceful scenery when they have offline meet ups. Perhaps you could make a few friends and take them with you?

Also reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712335

By hurt, I mean physically. That's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712335
>suicide FAQ

just went full autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712346
Stop trying to ease your conscience. Without even knowing why he is trying to do this, saying this kind of things is just hypocritical, and will probbly not be well received.

[Anonymous No.]

>What do you suppose would be the most spectacular way to take my leave without hurting anyone
You already did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712366

OP again. I do appreciate the sentiment. Really. But I've exhausted the possible solutions, so this is just the logical progression of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

That said, what a bad thread. Seems like a selfish dick move from your part and this is coming from a depressive waste of flesh.
Don't know about you, but instead of taking the easy cowardly way out, I would seize those preparations and just see fucking america, you know. Have an adventure, live a little. Instead of numbing your emotions and pain, embrace it and learn from it.

It could make for an amusing story at the very least.

Now get out you fuck, far better reasons to kill yourself rather than some disconnection with society and some vague sense of community with other human wastes. Seize fucking life, no need to skip on it just because the straight and narrow path is too difficult. Go outside it and enjoy the ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712351
Then just avoid stupid things, loke intoxicating you house or whatever. You might also want to avoid the train, if you don't want to bother people.
>>6712356
OP asked something, I answered. nothing more. Moreover, this can be useful in many other ways.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be a puss. Live your life until you are fucking killed. Move somewhere else, live off the land, do some drastic shit and don't back down like a motherfucking puss.

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

Heya~ Please don't do such things! Everyone is irreplaceable; there's nothing that has no chance of being conquered!

The best way to get to Gensokyo is probably by lucid dreaming or making your own stories, so don't take the easy way out because it doesn't lead there! You'll end up in Twilight land and get molested by Edward!

If you want someone who you can trust to talk to, email me at [e-mail] or AIM me at Miko Sanae! I promise absolute confidentiality! Though I have to go to bed soon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712403

No.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatever you choose to do make sure you have the common courtesy to record it and make it publicly available on the internet. Your e-suicide will no doubt inspire hundreds of fellow fags to follow suite, providing us with much amusment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712411
Don't speak to the trolls honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712416

No can do, I'm afraid. I don't have any desire to live on through Encyclopaedia Dramatica or something like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712346
not op, but some people have depresion because of their health state (physical, and sometimes taking anti-depresants is making it even worse) not because they have bad mood or mental problems. or any other reason. if its real hero (not attention whore or 13 years old kid), then you wont understand it or any normal person wont understand sorry or even other person with depresion.

[Anonymous No.]

Leaving your parents behind after they've worked so hard to raise you is kind of a dick move, don't you think? No matter what, it will hurt them if you just suddenly off yourself. Best advice I can give you is to get yourself some life insurance and make it look like an accident. Sure your parents will shed some tears, but the cash will make them forget all about it.

[Anonymous No.]

So you're aware you're clinically depressed. And still you want to act on something when your very brain is making all the wrong decisions.

Saying that there's no way back from it is just something you're telling yourself. If you were able to see it from the outside, in a better state of mind, you would realize it's yet another misstep to take you further into the spiral of depression, except this time you won't get the chance to regret it.

Unless, of course, you survive and get to experience it, which will leave you even worse.

Look online for your suicide hotline number. It really helped me to get through a few deep crisis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712438
You're killing yourself. That means you don't value your life. Are you saying your posthumous reputation is more important to you than even your current existence? Your priorities are fucked, man. It's clear you don't have the will to go through with this anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712314
OP: If you did anything you could in this world then no one will stop you anyway. Its just matter of method.
(any macro for something that is realistic to do?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712456

Consider it one of several final acts of selfishness.

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

>>6712468
In any case, regardless of your decision, I'd still like to talk to you and hear about your thoughts and experiences and how you came to such conclusions! Please IM or email me and have a friendly chat!

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

1. call to some hospitals and see who needs some organs, then give out your guts.

2. Travel to the tallest skyscraper you know, grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album and jump. Enjoy the fall.

3. or expose yourself to unnecessary danger, like making bets with people about you being "brave enough" to walk over the handrail of a 4th floor.

[Anonymous No.]

the portal to Gensokyo requires human sacrifice so i advise buying an AK47 and going to an anthrocon or a random highschool and shooting up the place and then shoot yourself in the head to be reincarnated in Gensokyo.
the best part is your not hurting people only furries/highschool kids

[Anonymous No.]

go to the mall and kill some normals

[Anonymous No.]

best post so far (most funny, but dont do it!)
>>6712527


OP: If you find method how to do it in place other than /jp/ then please post it in this thread please , ok ?

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

Please talk to me and tell me the troubles you are experiencing! What ails you, friend? Let's discuss the finer points of Gensokyo together on AIM or through email! Talk to me, tenderly, show reality fantasy!

Or add me to MSN! My address is [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

The rule of Gensokyo is that you cannot reach Gensokyo if you commit suicide. Too bad, OP.

[八雲紫 No.]

Ｙｕｋａｒｉ　ｈｅｒｅ。　Ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｄｏｎ’ｔ　ｋｉｌｌ　ｙｏｕ
ｒｓｅｌｆ。　Ｙｏｕ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｎｏｔ　ｇｅｔ　ｔｏ　Ｇｅｎｓｏｋ
ｙｏ　ｔｈａｔ　ｗａｙ。　Ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙ。
Ｉｆ　ｙｏｕ　ｒｅａｌｌｙ　ｗｉｓｈ　ｔｏ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｔｏ　Ｇｅｎｓ
ｏｋｙｏ、　ｔｈｅｎ　ｙｏｕ　ｍｕｓｔ　ｆｉｎｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｂａｒｒ
ｉｅｒ　ａｎｄ　ｇｏ　ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ　ｉｔ　ｙｏｕｒｓｅｌｆ。
Ｉ　ｗｉｌｌ　ｎｏｔ　ｔｅｌｌ　ｙｏｕ　ｅｘａｃｔｌｙ　ｗｈｅｒｅ　
ｉｔ　ｉｓ、　ｂｕｔ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｈｏｕｌｄ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｔｈａｔ　ｔ
ｈｅ　ｐｏｒｔａｌ　ｉｓ　ｌｏｃａｔｅｄ　ｉｎ　Ｊａｐａｎ。　Ｄｏ
ｎ’ｔ　ｇｉｖｅ　ｕｐ！　Ｙｏｕ’ｌｌ　ｆｉｎｄ　ｉｔ　ｓｏｍｅｄａ
ｙ！

[sage No.]

sage

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldnt mind going to gensokyo, but if Im dying early, Im going with a BANG!!!

ex. Driving a burning bus through a wall of big screen TVs and over a cliff. somthing around those lines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712570
>>6712575
bad troll real Yukari would be like "go for it! cheers! do it! "

[八雲紫 No.]

>>6712589
Ｙｅａｈ、　ｅｘｃｅｐｔ　Ｉ’ｍ　ｓｉｃｋ　ｏｆ　ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ　ｃ
ｈｅｗｅｄ　ｏｕｔ　ｂｙ　ｔｈａｔ　ｃｒａｚｙーａｓｓ　ｊｕｄｇｅ
。　Ｓｈｅ’ｓ　ａｌｌ　ｌｉｋｅ、　”Ｙｏｕ　ｓｈｏｕｌｄｎ’ｔ　
ｅｎｃｏｕｒａｇｅ　ｓｕｉｃｉｄｅ、　Ｙｕｋａｒｉ！”、　ａｎｄ　Ｉ
’ｍ　ａｌｌ　ｌｉｋｅ、　”Ｐｆｆｔ、　ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ。”
Ｂｕｔ　ｎｏｗ　ｓｈｅ’ｓ　ｄｉｓｔｕｒｂｉｎｇ　ｍｅ　ｅｖｅｎ　ｗ
ｈｉｌｅ　Ｉ　ｓｌｅｅｐ。　Ｓｈｅ　ｋｎｏｗｓ　ｓｈｅ　ｃａｎ’ｔ
　ｄｅｆｅａｔ　ｍｅ、　ｓｏ　ｓｈｅ’ｓ　ｓｅｔｔｌｅｄ　ｆｏｒ　
ｓｌｏｗｌｙ　ｄｒｉｖｉｎｇ　ｍｅ　ｉｎｓａｎｅ。
Ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ｃａｎ’ｔ　ｋｅｅｐ　ａｎ　ｅｙｅ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｔａ
ｔｕｓ　ｏｆ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｏｒｄｅｒ　ｉｆ　Ｉ’ｍ　ｈａｌｆーａｓｌ
ｅｅｐ　ＡＮＤ　ｉｎｓａｎｅ。

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712570
that makes no sense what so ever, let me fix that for you
>The rule of Gensokyo is that you cannot reach Gensokyo unless you commit suicide. so go for it, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712566
No one wants to talk to you. Let the man kill himself in peace you little shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712608
So just allow us to do it and let us into being touhou girls with silly hats then continue that speech and everyone will be happy.

[八雲紫 No.]

>>6712617
Ｇｏｄｄａｍｍｉｔ、　Ｉ’ｍ　ｎｅｖｅｒ　ｇｏｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｈｅａｒ
　ｔｈｅ　ｅｎｄ　ｏｆ　ｉｔ　ｆｒｏｍ　Ｓｈｉｋｉｅｉｋｉ　ｉｆ　
ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｗｈａｔ　ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　ａｒｅ　ｔｈｉｎｋｉｎｇ。
。。
Ｓｅｒｉｏｕｓｌｙ、　ｇｕｙｓ、　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｐｌｅｎｔｙ　ｏｆ
　ｈｕｍａｎｓ　ｗｈｏ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｈｅｒｅ　ａｌｉｖｅ　ａｎｄ　ｗ
ｅｌｌ　（ｅｖｅｎ　ｉｆ　ｔｈｅｙ’ｒｅ　ａ　ｌｉｔｔｌｅ　ｃｏｎ
ｆｕｓｅｄ）。
Ｆｏｒ　ｆｕｃｋ’ｓ　ｓａｋｅ、　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓｎ’ｔ　ｌｉｋｅ　Ｂ
ａｌａｍｂ　Ｇａｒｄｅｎ！

[Anonymous No.]

At the very least, you seem like a nice poster, someone I can respect and someone who makes /jp/ a better place.

It hurts me that there's nothing I can do from my keyboard to physically stop you.

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

>>6712640
You should just respect his choice and leave it at that.

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

>>6712618
Please don't be mean! I have successfully talked to many /jp/ers. I would like to hear OP's troubles, and it's my policy to keeep everyone's information absolutely confidential! I am interested in hearing your train of thought!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712608
Just act as labour leader and do 300% of norm but ignore rest. Leaders of Gensokyo Youkai Nation party will revard you anyway you know, "if you stand up or lie two thousand to be"

[八雲紫 No.]

>>6712625
。。。
Ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｏｗ　ｗｈａｔ？
Ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ　ｇｏ　ｆｏｒ　ｉｔ、　ｔｈｅｎ。
Ｙｏｕ　ｓｔｉｌｌ　ａｒｅｎ’ｔ　ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　Ｇｅｎｓｏｋ
ｙｏ　ｔｈａｔ　ｗａｙ。
Ｂｕｔ　ｇｏ　ａｈｅａｄ　ａｎｄ　ｄｏ　ｉｔ、　ｆａｇｇｏｔｓ。
Ｉ’ｍ　ｇｏｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｌｅｅｐ、　ｆｕｃｋ　Ｙａｍａｘａｎａｄ
ｕ　ａｎｄ　ｈｅｒ　ｎａｇｇｉｎｇ。

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712655
go fuck yourself mother teresa

[八雲紫 No.]

Ｏｎｅ　ｌａｓｔ　ｔｈｉｎｇ　ｂｅｆｏｒｅ　Ｉ　ｈｅａｄ　ｂａｃｋ　
ｔｏ　ｂｅｄ。
>>6712660
Ｇｏｏｄ　ｇｏｄ、　ｅｖｅｎ　ＭＹ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ　ｉｓ　ｂｅｔｔｅ
ｒ　ｔｈａｎ　ｔｈａｔ！　Ｉ　ｃｏｕｌｄｎ’ｔ　ｅｖｅｎ　ｔｅｌｌ
　ｗｈａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｙｏｕ　ｗｅｒｅ　ｔｒｙｉｎｇ　ｔｏ
　ｓａｙ！

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712566
I'm tempted to install MSN just to ask you why you're so damn nice all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712681
Being kind and nice makes some feel better. There's a rush from helping someone in any way.

Guess that's one of those. I used to be like that myself, tried to save everyone. Ended up destroying myself, burning down my body and crushing my soul.

You can't save them all.

[遠坂様 No.]

>>6712697
Shut up Archer.

[Chernobyl Touhou !!U6J3pK2WreM No.]

>>6712679
Russian proverb.
(its something along lines - ignore the work you will be paid anyway)
Rest is joke about "udarnik" (in english) people who did a lot more of work than others did just because no one really was interested in working, and they did something like 3x or even 10x more work than others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712697
Sup Archer

[Chernobyl Touhou !!U6J3pK2WreM No.]

>>6712720
or "successfully labour leader" if you try translate it without wikipedia.

[Anonymous No.]

Please go talk to someone or call your local help line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712720
За державу обидно

[PRINNY !nLFbzB/0pw No.]

There are lives that are worse than yours, and they live on. If you are seriously depressed about the future, then find something to change that. Nothing will magically fall into your lap to make your life go from "shit" to "fantastic".

If you do kill yourself and end up in Gensokyo, what makes you think you won't even be more depressed about what you did?

[Anonymous No.]

is op still alive?
if yes, then lets post something to help him stop his pain and go to gensokyo quicker

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

OK, I will head to bed now! Oyasumi~~~

Still, feel free to email me at [e-mail] or [e-mail], ok~? You won't regret it!

[Anonymous No.]

It's time to start doing drugs. Or just kill yourself, I really don't care

[Ika !MusumekKMQ No.]

>>6712809
Are you tired of life on earth? All other methods (OD'ing on sleeping pills, etc) don't work? De geso~

Well, if you want to leave this world and enter ours, just try using plant poisons. They're easy to get and some are even tasty as you die a quick and painless death! De geso~

Link: http://teendepressioncentral.yuku.com/topic/1606/t/POISONS--KILL-----100-natural-Ingredients-Updated
.html

[Anonymous No.]

If planet poisons aren't your special, then you can always get your hands on Potassium Cyanide from a jeweler, De geso~

http://teendepressioncentral.yuku.com/topic/964/t/Potassium-Cyanide.html

[Ika !MusumekKMQ No.]

If planet poisons aren't your special, then you can always get your hands on Potassium Cyanide from a jeweler, De geso~

http://teendepressioncentral.yuku.com/topic/964/t/Potassium-Cyanide.html

[Anonymous No.]

drink drain-o cleaner or do a suicide by cop

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712403
>>6712485
>>6712566
>>6712655
>>6712807
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712950
is bleach+orange juice poison strong enought to kill you and be painless ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712965

why don't you find out

[Anonymous No.]

Is antifreeze painful?

[Anonymous No.]

OP again. Going to sleep on the decision, but I think I have a plan, cobbled together from various suggestions.

I'm going to go on a bit of a road trip. It wouldn't be unpleasant to see some parts of the country I haven't before, visit a national park or two. I'll either be swayed by the experience and head home, or slip a copy of my will into a mailbox somewhere on the west coast, drive out into the high desert and... y'know.

It's been grand, folks. I'm sure some of my copypasta will be floating around for awhile still. My favorites involve Shiki and ORT's love affair and a post-climax offering of bees to Yuuka Kazami.

I never had a talent for drawing, but I have cobbled together some stuff with photoshop over the years. This is probably the only one that's used with any regularity.

Anonymous signing off.

[Anonymous No.]

Exit bag.
Canister of nitrogen.

Painless, sleepy way to go. Zero mess, and you still look pretty afterwards since you didn't vomit everywhere.

If you've ever lost consciousness before, its quite a nice way to go. Starts getting a little blurry, dark around the edges. Might hallucinate a bit, arms get all tingly.

And then you just go to sleep, forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712995
>post-climax offering of bees to Yuuka Kazami
I need this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712977
you know I dont want to end with burned throat and alive or dying like Werther for 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713022

It's perfectly safe to drink bleach, you'll have to find another way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8QgviyaU4U

[Anonymous No.]

Can anyone tell me (from experience) if they got any results from talking to Mokou, I've been considering it.

Does he offer legitimate logical solutions to problems and sincere answers to your questions, or is it just "THINK OF GENSOKYO AND BE HAPPY~".

[Anonymous No.]

ROCKET BOOSTERS ON YOUR SATURN
I HAVE NO CLUE HOW MANY/IF ANY YOU CAN GET WITH A FEW THOUSAND BUT IT'LL BE PRETTY SWEET IF YOU CAN GET THAT SUCKER AIRBORNE GOING OFF A HILL

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713057
Just guessing by his posting style and general demeanor on the board that he is just a good listener and a nice person.

One of the main risk factors for suicide is social isolation so its likely just having somebody give a damn would help a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

Bleach + Amonia anyone? Mustard gas is a fun way to go; get to drown in your own blood like so many jews back in WWII.... Add the car to that and you can drive off a pretty nice cliff for a bonus. Both are common cleaners, so you can easily get your hands on them.

Don't know if it's flammable or not. if it is, you'll be alive long enough to add that extra 'bang'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713110

>mustard gas
>world war 2

Go read a book, Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>He considers suicide

I don't fucking get people. My opinion is that my life > everything. Everything. I don't know how retarded people have to get to consider ending it. Too many drugs, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713075
He is just very autistic, dont bother talking to him..

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713201
Can you elaborate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713306

Yeah, that didn't make much sense to me either...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713306
no!

OP GO FOR HERO OPTION!!!! DONT LISTEN TO ALL NORMAL AND AUTISM FAGS!

[Anonymous No.]

wanna leave the world by making it a better place?

strap explosives to yourself and run into the heart of Wall street and take out a slew of fat cat greedy bankers and CEOs with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713324

Typical blue collar worker, note his penchant for violence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713146
>>6713110
>>6713037
so are there any methods to use bleach to hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713935

Yes. By drinking it. It is a poison.

Learn to use Google before you post stupid questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713944
few posts earlier some one told that bleach is safe, even with orange juice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713517
>implying i'm blue collar

nope. college grad "white collar" fag laid off because I didn't fellate my employer's ego. Corporate america can go to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6713957

It's fucking bleach. Even if you are a dumb kid, how do you get through 13 or so years of life without being told BLEACH IS POISON?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6714010
do you realize that you drink chlorine in water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712987
It is painful. I don't know just how painful it feels, but about 7 or 8 years ago, my mom's landlord poisoned both of my pet cats, and they looked pained the whole time. What is even worse is that they didn't even know they were going to die.

Why are people so disgusting? ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6714042

Chlorine is not chlorine bleach, more accurately known as sodium hypochlorite. Don't try to defend your stupidity with additional stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6714042
Do you realize that it's toxic in large enough doses, just like for example oxygen?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6714042
I don't.
Well water, natural aquifer.

However, there is the obvious matter of chlorine concentration.....

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6714064
It's an understandable mistake. Pool shock and such is Sodium hypochlorite, just like laundry bleach.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ people. Fine, I'll do the math for you.

Grab a jug of bleach. Note that it has a warning on the side that says it is a deadly poison. Pour yourself a nice tall glass of the stuff, and drink up. You will die in terrible, terrible pain as your innards are burned through.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6714094

Reported for attempted murder.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>6714135
Did you really have to bump this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6714094
is it really painfull? is it at least quick?
>>6714135
no one did ask you

[Anonymous No.]

>>6714094
How quick is it ? I heard stories of people going to hospital after drinking bleach, and some of them survive.

[Anonymous No.]

Join the military. Earn a purple star for bravery or whatever the fuck they give out after single handedly defeating the North Korean Military. Or step on a landmine. Everyone will still think you're a hero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6714476
This is not /v/ and not silly shooting game, before dying you would have months of training and following orders, and even when send on field chances of dying are low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6714581
So join the military and then shoot all of your superiors first chance you get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6714581
yeah, the military is like Touhou on super easy-modo. I mean you don't have a sixty-fourth of the bullets you would have to dodge on lunatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6712314
Duh. These guys are amateurs. Go see a doctor. They know all about death and suicide and crap and can give you plenty of good advice. I think shrinks hear the most stories though, so if you want a cool way see one of them. They probably won't tell you them over the phone though, so make an appointment and go see them in person. They'll definitely help.

Bon voyage! :)