/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>Primary school
>tell martin that he is a clone of the headteacher (COS WE'RE REALLY FUNNY 8 YEAR OLDS LOL)
>to prove he isn't, he gets naked in the middle of the playground
>this happens many times

>Secondary school, getting changed for PE
>martin always gets dressed by taking everything off that he needs to take off, and then putting everything on that he needs to put on
>one day starts walking around changing room in briefs, feels the need to walk along the benches that we're sitting on
>one of my friends is sitting on the bench in the corner of the room and martin walks over him, shoving his dick in his face as he does so

>has a crush on any girl who talks to him who has long hair
>he gets really fucking stalky
>first time this happened the girl cut her hair and he went off her straight away
>second girl still has her long hair now, and martin STILL has a crush on her despite the fact that we've now all left school
>he came into her college one day and had to get escorted out
>he has admitted to me that he masturbates to photos of her on facebook (before she blocked him)
>i once suggested to her that she cut her hair and he went apeshit on me, nearly unleashed retard strength
>has told me he dreams about her every night, and tells me about what happens in the dreams
>oh martin

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