/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Are you gay/bisexual? Are you a furry?

Then go kill yourself you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

No thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>bisexual

But I like girls... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

what does this have to do with /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you a furry?

>Then go kill yourself you fucking faggot.

Fixed for you.

[Anonymous No.]

true

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>a bisexual dragon with a girlfriend who is hotter than OP will ever get

Also 0/10 I saw that troll from a mile away.

[Anonymous No.]

So a homo thread on /jp/?
Sure but you start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678528

What do 50% of the threads created on /jp/ today have to do with /jp/? Nothing.

Fucking teenage retards and fuckwits from other boards... yay!

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678539
It's mostly trolls.

It's funny though, there are more trolls on other boards then there are on /b/ itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678544

Sure... But how do I know you're not one of them? How do I know you're not just some short-timer that doesn't know shit?

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678550
>>6678550
>you're not just some short-timer that doesn't know shit

True, I don't really know shit since I joined 3-4 days ago, but seeing how I adapted to here pretty well (excluding the people wanting me out constantly badgering me) I'm not leaving any time soon.

Of course trolling is inevitable on this board but why the hell would I make a thread about hating something when clearly I'm exactly that?

[Anonymous No.]

None of the above.

I'm pansexual. I'd wrecked the backside of a trap if she were feminine enough but women are my main attraction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678532
You aren't a dragon. You're mentally ill. You need to be cured of your disease. The cure is to have you put through a wood chipper and your bio-matter turned into synthetic oils via pyrolysis to be sold to the Chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678563

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678572
Dude, you are a bad troll, and you know it.

I could troll these guys better than you for Eris' sake, actually ironically I'm still trolling them unintentionally cause I still post here.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678580
Thank you for relating to my post.

[Anonymous No.]

>gay
Of course, this is /jp/. Enjoy your stay.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678563
Wait, I must correct myself.

I DID learn some things to do and not to do in /jp/ (one thing obviously not to do being ignored), I've also learned some memes (which all memes suck by the way)

I'm fucking assimilating. It's horrible. Now if I knew how to use spoiler text.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678597
No, this isn't /a/. /a/ is the gay board.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

WAIT!

Why in FUCKS sake hasn't OP considered trolling with real tits or soemthing then make a comment on how having dreams about having sex with imaginary women with giant tits is creepy?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

hey felipe do you want me to adopt you as a newbie and teach you how to post on /jp/ without getting insulted

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you even think that op is trolling?
I too am of the opinion that gays should die o_O
And it's kinda...natural?
I bet that all of my acquaintances thing so as well...that's why we don't really have gays here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678683
Rather, people who use emotes should die. Scum of the earth.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678676
Um.....I always am one to learn on my own through trial and erro....
>felipe
Oh wait not me.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678683
>>6678693
Emotes belong in IMs.

This is an imageboard, if you wish to express your feelings, use an image related to it.

Use mine for example, this is my face as I reply to you.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6678696
>>6678696
yeah i meant you, felipe
trial and error will get you killed over here（　≖‿≖）

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

>but seeing how I adapted to here pretty well

ahah

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bi but still lean more towards guys. I don't really like anyone besides a few random people I know. Not much naturally makes me horny about regular people. I mean of course sex with anyone would be fun but not all that satisfying. I don't even really like fucking unless I'm the one getting fucked but still I don't like it too aggressive. I just like handjobs and blowjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678705
>>6678676
His name isn't felipe it's filipe.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678705
Eh, well, eh......fuck

[Anonymous No.]

OP here. I really do hate gays and furfags. One time, I saw some furfag in fursuit of some sort waiting by the bus-stop heading up to the local university. So I drove by in my truck and chucked a full ultra gulp from 7/11 at it while yelling "yiff in hell furfag." It was fucking hilarious.

Another time, there was some faggot wearing cat ears in the student lounge area, I called out from the shadows behind a pillar "look at that fucking faggot with the car ears." And everyone started pointing and laughing at the faggot before he ran off in disgrace.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6678749
Yaranaika? （　≖‿≖）

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678754
Just stop posting. You look stupid enough as it is. It's getting sad.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678764
What?
>>6678754
You know if you did this in /b/ the furries would raid your...ACTUALLY DO THAT NOW AND POST LINK HERE FOR LULZ

[Anonymous No.]

>but seeing how I adapted to here pretty well

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678796
I'm still here aren't I?

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

OH OP!

I should note, I just hijacked your thread with my stupidity.

Have fun though trying to sound like an idiot, even though you should go to /new/ for that stuff.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6678790
Yaranaika, means "want to do it?" reference to an old 2ch meme.
see?you don't even know the basics （　≖‿≖）
Also I am the one who wrote those /jp/ rules you read a few days ago I can help you （　≖‿≖）

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678815
Wait, if you wrote the rules why do you use a tripcode?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678789
>butthurt furfag is mad

>>6678790
You fucking deviants with your fetishes, you furfags are worse than pedophiles. You're the lowest scum of the scum.

And you're no match for a marine and university football player. I'll fucking crush your skulls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678803

persistence by itself is no virtue

p.s faggot death

[Anonymous No.]

just kill all the fetishists, deviants and pedophiles, world problems solved

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678825
Ok, now you aren't trolling, now you are being an Internet tough guy.

also anyone got the comeatmebro.jpg?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678815
Why don't you teach me your ways Suigin.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6678829
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[Anonymous No.]

>>6678835

good thing you feel the need to respond to absolutely everything even vaguely aimed at your broken deviant self

this should be a laugh

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678839
Oh, well, ok then....

Eh, I guess I could use a BIT of guidance....

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678835
Shut the hell up already.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678845
Eh, it's a /b/ thing.

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
Eventually one laughs and the other rages, and all fights must end with a winner.

[Anonymous No.]

>all fights must end with a winner.

thanks for confirming to all parties that you are a dipshit

[Anonymous No.]

OP confirmed for latent homosexual/furry.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678865

sorry people can dislike things without being them sorry to shatter your simplistic babyman view of the world

[´・ω・` !kemono.6JM No.]

┐(´ー｀)┌

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678867
I don't know, but if you think about it I'm not sure if OP or not is posting.

Considering I have a trip and he doesn't, this will be indeed a hard one for me, so throwing in the towel.

Later OP, have fun, and next time troll harder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678880

hope your mental problems clear up

laters

[Nipaah !desuV9JP12 No.]

>>6678754
what if the guy waiting for the bus was just the team mascot...anyways that makes it more hilarious.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6678854
step one: don't complain about people complaining
step two: don't act like a queen bee
step three: don't use avatars/reaction images
step four: don't say which boards you belong to
step five: don't misuse greentext
step six: sage isn't an insult
step seven: don't use smileys
step eight: don't be afraid of being aggressive
step nine: don't post memes
step ten: /jp/ is about Touhou, Visual novels, doujinshi and doujin games
step eleven: you aren't smarter than anyone, you are below or equal maybe to people in this board
step twelve: don't care about post numbers
step thirteen: don't ask stuff if you see everyone around you knows what they are talking about, just lurk more and try to obtain the answer to your question by yourself
step fourteen: lurk, lurk like a fucker
step fifteen: when in rome do as romans do
i'll think up more tips oh also do not argue with me, I know everything about /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a furry, but I'm convinced Makoto is my gateway drug.

[Anonymous No.]

Felipe is Suigin's college friend, they want to cause some drama on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678896
>don't use smileys

Except if you're Derek.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

step five: don't misuse greentext
How do you misuse greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678896
Suigin for mod 2011

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678939
>he doesn't know how to misuse greentext

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

step sixteen: you aren't trolling anyone
step seventeen: you don't know what trolling is
step eighteen: don't talk about your social life
step nineteen: drop the tripcode so your idiocy wont be immortalized in the archive
pick the tripcode back when you realize you aren't being called a faggot as much as before
step twenty: forget your ego, you are nothing, you are naught but a grain of sand in the beach that is the akashic records of easymodo, you will vanish and crumble like everything else.
step twenty one: Do NOT post like you are from other boards
step twenty two: practice aikido
step twenty three: do /jp/ related hobbies every day until you attain a high powerlevel
ignore /jp/ for the time being if you can (skip this if your powerlevel is high enough)
step twenty four: Lord Quality Control is always right, if a thread is stamped by him, that thread is shit. Complaining will only cause harm.
step twenty five: Every thread must be replied to NO EXCEPTIONS
step twenty six: do not attempt to get in circlejerks or drama, try to keep low profile
step twenty seven: read Structure and Interpretations of Computer Programs
step twenty eight: install this greasemonkey script http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/73260
anyone with Newfriend next to his name is trash and you can treat him as such (however this does not mean people without the mark aren't trash either, there are exceptions such as Kilgamayan and Mugenjohncel)
step twenty nine: visit /lounge/ every day and raise your VIP levels
step thirty do not post touhou memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>6678896
>step eight: don't be afraid of being aggressive
/jp/ could actually tone this down a bit. Not that we should be nice to retards or anything.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6678939
>he still plays videogames

>mfw

>implying this is X

>play games
>my mom brust into treats
>alpha as fuck

>pretty much using it for anything but quoting something

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6678961
Oh, /b/ stuff....

I think I can sum up this right now.

Step 1: Don't act like you would on /b/

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6678996
good, you catch up fast
now why do you come to /jp/

VNs? Touhou? other?

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6679002
Came to /jp/ at first cause I assumed that you guys LOVED touhou and I had an obsession with Cirno for a couple days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6679009
Cirno is a Touhou meme. You MUST STOP liking her at once. Thanks.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6679017
Dear god why the fuck is she a MEME?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6679009
yeah we LOVED touhou
back in 2008
now we more or less stand it and the only thing we have are QUALITY THREADS and "which 2hu wuld u fuck" threads
if you really like Touhou and want a more friendly community you should try out http://pooshlmer.com/wakaba/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6679025
Because ZUN said so. He said "CIRNO IS A BAKA". And then Cirno was a meme and people became autistic. Sad story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6679023
>now we more or less stand it and the only thing we have are QUALITY THREADS and "which 2hu wuld u fuck" threads
I am afraid to say that's because of people like you Suigin.
Sorry if I am breaking the news to you.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6679032
I didn't know I was subconsciously posting those threads
I should be careful

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you gay/bisexual? Are you a furry?
>Then go kill yourself you fucking faggot.
>crying-chen.jpg
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>/jp/
>ZUN!bar
>Suigin !fKazami5bE

[Anonymous No.]

quality thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>6679062
You're not Quality Control. I can't trust you.

[Kuroko spammer No.]

This thread needs more Kuroko.