/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

if you ever got yourself into Gensokyo, what would you do there? Start up a business, marry a touhou? Work with a certain faction/group of people?

I myself would just immerse myself in magick books and try to make myself really really powerfull.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

I guess I'd be helping around the Shrine.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

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[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

provided that I don't get killed?

Probably try to be an au pair or something at someone's house, not a household but like a single person's place like marisa or alice

[Anonymous No.]

I would be a worthless shut-in and fantasize about 3D women from the real world.

[Anonymous No.]

Try to meet Okuu and Orin and the Komeijis and probably get killed.
If they just shun me and don't kill me, try to meet Yuuka and get my arms ripped off and eaten like hotwings.

[Youmu Konpaku !MyonHUTINA No.]

that picture
oh jesus

[Anonymous No.]

Trolling around, getting married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6671293
What if she laughs you off and spares you in a fit of madness?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Patchouli apprentice.
It doesnt even have to end on something naughty.

[Anonymous No.]

<I'd probably spend a lot of time on the Internet>

[jomod !XCurPvSuuQ No.]

i'll try introducing a new religion and see what happens
..hopefully wont get kill by the hakurei and moriya shrine residents

[Anonymous No.]

I bring a set of technological advancements and inventions recorded on my phone with which I will sell to the Kappa and/or humans (assuming I and my phone make the journey intact, and I have my hand-cranked charger that I keep with me). Failing that I've got a plastic microfilm I could use with less information.

This will get me into trouble with Yukari for spoiling the balance of power in Gensokyo, and I will get to propose to her, as was my original intent. This may or may not result in my painful demise.

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

Help Youmu in her gardening, drink tea with Yuyuko and just...pass time in all due peace. That's all I want. To live in piece with them.

[Yutanpo !1DeKKAi00Y No.]

>>6671377
oh you will be in pieces alright.

[Anonymous No.]

Judging from how things seem to be there, I'd probably spend a lot of time learning to dodge better.

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !!jaqC5ZSsic6 No.]

rape the maid and by rape i mean make tender love to sakuya

[Anonymous No.]

>>6671406
Why not make tender rape to sakuya?

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !!jaqC5ZSsic6 No.]

>>6671418
and rape without bondage is not rape.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd search for a way to get back, I do not liek touhou

stupid games with stupid bitchy poorly drawn characters, and the dialoques are crap too, bunch of "oh look at me I am tryign to be mysterious and cool hipster dialect because I talk like a confusing retard"

bunch of faggots

[Anonymous No.]

Get a job at SDM as a butler.
In my free time, learn magic from Patchouli, learn martial arts from Meiling, and maybe get the Scarlet sisters to turn me into a vampire.
All of that only to better serve my ojou-sama, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Hang out in the human village while I work out what kind of Gensokyo I landed in. I want to know what the Touhous are really like before I try anything.

Ideally I'd land Aya, while maybe become her editor or assistant or something, but I doubt I could keep up. So sad.

[Fellpyre !!C+fPT2lF7U1 No.]

>>6671428
Pic related?

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>6671455
you seem to be feeling huge restlessness and discontent, sir.


and I would try to find my way to the SDM, offer my loyalty to Remiria and either:

a) get brutally murdered.
b) become the dinner.
c) both of the above.

I'm ok with this... becoming the buttler is ok too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6671485
>buttler

[⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !!jaqC5ZSsic6 No.]

>>6671479
kinda, considering i'm planning to conquer gensokyo using hokuto shinken

[Anonymous No.]

Become a priest for the Moriya Shrine so Sanae can stop whoring herself out for enough faith for both her gods.

[Anonymous No.]

trolling around with aya

[Anonymous No.]

>>6671506
so you're gonna get whored instead
enjoy your dicks

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

I would make a pilgrimage across the entirety of Gensokyo, becoming acquainted with every single person and entity in existence there. I would no doubt learn how to run very, very fast.

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

Immediately apply for a job at SDM, Remilia doesn't have many friends, being hated/feared by Humans AND Youkai, much less one that could carry on a noble's conversation and Sakuya is just one woman.

I'll just see where that leads, if only to bask in charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

Help out Rinnosuke at his shops,Yuyuko seems to be bankrupting his eatery so might as well help out a bro.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd piss Yuyuko off then get turned into Youmu's penis for all eternity. I'd have to listen to her girlish giggles as she makes me vomit. And every time I do, it makes her feel sooo good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6671578
Remilia has all the friends she wants, between ULTIMATE CHARISMA and fate manipulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6671577
No, see, Moriya has two gods and one priestess. One priestess cannot gather enough faith for two gods, so unless the god/priest ratio evens out, the priestess has to resort to alternative methods for gathering faith.

[Anonymous No.]

learn how to get funds and technology with danmaku and make a religion about it with "Peace through power !" as a catch phrase, Reimu will join in since she already get peace through power before, she will be the commander of the army

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

>>6671599
For all we know she can't actively control fate but, rather passively influence it.

And Charisma or no, she's known as a bit of a bitch, she isn't well liked by Humans or Youkai, the name ''Scarlet Devil'' wasn't something she gave herself.

[Anonymous No.]

Announce a party.
Everyone who is interested in the new guy in town will come. I don't know how many touhous it would be, but whatever.
If my waifu attends sweep her off her feet.
If she does not, make friends and announce another party until she ends up coming.

[Anonymous No.]

First objectives are food, shelter, and work.
- Keine would find use in an assistant, and is sympathetic to humans
- SDM's fairy brigade is largely incompetent, so another hand might be welcome
- Moriya shrine would be interested in another follower, and possibly a worker

With capital and well-being preserved, I'd then seek the favor of influential figures
- Suika and Yuugi could be won over with alcohol and honesty
- donations and other assistance would get Reimu's attention
- since I wouldn't be deathly afraid of youkai, Byakuren might be an option

From there...pretty much anything. Get Yukari to send me back if life there is too tough, collaborate with Rinnoske and Nitori if my technological knowledge is in demand, befriend/date/marry if a desirable shows affection, or whatever comes about.