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You have the chance to become 2D and live with your waifu in her world forever. You'll be on good terms with all of her friends and family if she has any.

The catch is you have to go one round with Billy.

Do you take the challenge?

>> No.6668073

What's the catch?

>> No.6668071
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6668071

One round of what?

>> No.6668079
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6668079

sure thing
I swim regurally and have fit body.

>> No.6668080

>>6668073
Seconding this, as I am also curious

>> No.6668085
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6668085

Aniki is a real bro. Sure I would.

>> No.6668090

Ass Spanking match?
If I lose, do I still get with Miku?

>> No.6668097

Define "one round"....

>> No.6668098
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6668098

>>6668071
That feel when a shop of a happy face gets shopped back into different happy face

>> No.6668107

Sure. I love aniki.

>> No.6668108

>>6668097

One round.

30 minutes.

Can't leave the ring.

>>6668090

As long as you survive the round you get your waifu.

>> No.6668119

Give me the Luchadore mask and I'll take him right here, right now.

>> No.6668124

He won't put anything in me, will he? I want to be pure for my waifu.

>> No.6668128

>>6668108
Um....

No.

>> No.6668139

>>6668108
The thing we all want to know is whether he'll be coming at us with fists or cock, I think.

Either way, though....
Any fighting rules?

>> No.6668153

>>6668108
what if he didn't survive

>> No.6668156

>>6668108
Oh, it's not even getting fucked? Then you bet.
I have loads of buttanger from high school I buried under mountains of easy-taking that could go for some removal. I'm kinda M so even if I end up getting the shit kicked out of me it'll get somewhere. And even then, it's only 30 minutes in exchange for forever.
Where do I sign up?

>> No.6668175

>>6668156
>Where do I sign up?

Nowhere, your waifu is not real.

>> No.6668359
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6668359

Took a refreshing shower!
Bring it on Aniki! 30 minutes ain't nothing. I think...

>> No.6668386
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6668386

For mai waifu? Absofuckinglutely.

>> No.6668397

Mai waifu happens to live in Gensokyo. This deal would be like getting two of my dreams achieved. I would sign up even if it was a higher numbers of rounds.

>> No.6668423

Billy has no idea the hurricane forces he's messing with here. I hope he gets hazard pay for this.

We will come out of that ring alive or dead, and we win either way.

>> No.6668519

What if mai waifu is Billy?

>> No.6668528

>>6668519
Then you have to prove your worth to him in the ring.

>> No.6668549

So I just got to kill a dude and I'm sent to live in a magical land full of faeries and wizards? Where do I sign up?

>> No.6668565

Dude, I would JUMP into that ring so quick. I'm sure I'd be able to kill a lot of time running from him and hugging him to stop him from hitting me. Eventually I'd just curl up in a ball and let him wail on me. I've gotten my ass kicked like that before and as long as you protect certain spots from direct damage you're OK.

>> No.6668568

If it was 30 minutes getting buttfucked with Billy instead of fighting, I would win ;_;

>> No.6668585

>>6668568
I'll buttfuck you, anon

>> No.6668594

>>6668585
Okay, you live in Central NY State?

>> No.6668678

I totally would

Bodybuilders don't train for strength, they train for looks. He is probably weaker than a 10 year old.

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6668683

>The catch
What catch? This is a win/win situation.

>> No.6668715

take your faggot shit back to /b/

>> No.6669368

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